>is 45
>still writes songs for 15 year olds
Why is he still relevant?
he isn't
>lookin at the underwear page of the sears catalog like when i was 14
>all these musicians are old
>still write songs for a retarded faggot who literally fails at being an avant teen in favor of pitchfork's shitty taste
Why are they relevant?
>>63966685
wot
There are still 15 year olds
>>63966667
>off by one
>mid 90s
>songs about skating and smoking weed and jacking off to jav porn
>2010s
>songs about skating and smoking weed and jacking off to jav porn
what a genius
>>63968148
where are the songs about wanking?
he doesnt write lyrics for 15 year olds, he writes lyrics about them
>>63968148
None of weezers songs are about 2 of those things.
>>63968175
> But it's just sexual attraction. Not something real. So I'd rather keep whackin
>i wonder how you touch yourself and i sniff your envelope
>i'm tired of having sex (he's more than likely talking about watching too much porn and getting sick of it considering he's a beta who prob doesn't have much sex)
>>63968175
flip on the telly
wrestle with jimmy
>>63966650
Because his music is compelling and often beautiful. His American sensibility is probably lost on you. Also, Back To Shack (aka their worst song in their revival era) anything but for 15 y/o.
>>63968242
ok i give you that
he doesn't explicitly say he jacks off to the letter but he very well may have
tired of sex is more about him getting laid with groupies do to being in a big band but there's no meaning/emotional connection so he's sick of casual sex with random broads he doesn't even know
Are there any lyrics from Weezer that you genuinely like?
>>63968242
>i'm tired of having sex (he's more than likely talking about watching too much porn and getting sick of it considering he's a beta who prob doesn't have much sex)
You're actually completely wrong on that one. He slept around so much before Weezer took off that he went celibate as a Buddhist. He has documented this and also has documented that he broke his oath soon before he lost his mind at Harvard.
>>63968318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Djn8g2IyJo
>>63968314
>>63968366
huh
today i learned i guess
fyi i dont dislike weezer or pinkerton but their lyrics are kinda juvenile at times
>>63968366
>He slept around so much before Weezer took off
Before or after?
I can't see non-rockstar Rivers getting laid
>>63966650
What is the single worst line from any weezer song?
>>63968148
>>63968175
>>63968242
>>63968366
>>63968437
Damn why do you uneducated bastards even talk about this shit? You have no fucking clue what you're on about.
>>63968688
>cant stop partying YEAH
>>63968688
>mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
>making sex is a family tradition
Hey everyone itt fuck you cause weezer ARE GREAT
>>63966650
He's considered relevant precisely *because* he still writes songs for 15 year olds.
