The girl of my dreams rejected my promposal today /mu/. I need something soul-crushing
You're existence should do just fine.
>>63914874
Wow, your cousin is one cold harded bitch.
>>63914874
You should just kill yourself when you have the chance
>going to fucking prom
Welcome to /mu/. You're on of us now
>promposal
>going to prom
>having feelings for anyone
God damn normies
Listen, kid, here's what you need to do. You need to do a lot of molly, I'm talking 4 points at the least, and...shit, hold on, how many rap dances do you know? Get a book, learn all the rap dances, and then you take that knowledge to prom and you show her you're a big bad prime motherfucker. Don't forget what I said about the molly
First of all, underage b&. Second of all, I didn't even go to prom and look at me now...
I honestly can't think of a single reason why I haven't killed myself yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MExUkhP-2t4
Grunt - Dead Beauty
Power electronics from Finland. Enjoy.
>>63914953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yowm4Tmh5q
>>63914977
This is actually some legitimate advice. Also, man the fuck up, get some cool stuff going on in your life, and maybe she'll realize she turned down a good thing.
>>63914921
it's funny because you're saying that this guy is such a loser that he couldn't get a normal girl to go with him, so he had to ask his cousin! (and it still didn't work!!)
Burning Witch
I didn't go to prom and from what I hear I didn't miss out
>>63915057
now THIS is how you ruin a joke
>>63914874
i thought you just misspellt "proposal" and you were tryna marry this bitch
nigga get the fuck outta here no one cares about your highschool romance bullshit
>>63914977
best post itt by far
you're mean guys.
OP since it's a prom I take it you're young, sorry she rejected you but it won't be the last time something like that happens, the important thing is to keep moving on. Don't waste your youth on a girl that doesn't want you, time flies.
>he went to prom
*tips snapback*
>>63915057
it's funny because you think you're so hilarious and such a loser that you kinda convince yourself that maybe, just maybe the little quirky and obvious non-funny comments that you post will make you a legend in your own mind or in the mind of others is really just a cry for help kinda like a nervous laugh or jerking off to trap porn but convincing yourself that those really are girls just trapped in a guys body
>>63915116
this 2bh, real niggas got real problems out here. How do I talk to qts mew?
>>63915057
i love how hard you're fucking trying dude. just shitposting for the sake of irony. you knew that's what the joke meant and wanted to type it out in a stupid way in order to receive attention. let me give you a reality check: you're a lonely fucking person with no prospects of anything and you're trying so hard to be somebody in life but has to resort to shitposting on 4chan /mu/ for attention because you FUCKED up everywhere else and don't know what else to do. been there, done that. just fucking stop. drop the trip, drop the ironic shitposting (like pointing out obvious jokes that everyone already got) and get off 4chan and start making music or apply to columbia university in new york city and get rejected because you were 3rd in class but had no extracurriculars or leadership skills so now you have to work at a job in houston fuck my fucking life
>>63915171
>>63915239
bodied?
IN THE NIGHT
I HEAR THEM TALK
THE COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD
SOMEWHERE FAR ALONG THIS ROAD, HE LOST HIS SOUL
TO A WOMAN SO HEARTLEEEEEEEEES
>>63914874
>tfw my dream girl don't exist
>>63915422
>tfw you see her a couple times a week but don't know what to say
>>63915465
say "im a fuckin stupid normie haha" you dumb nigger
>promposal
>>63914874
protip she wasnt the girl of your dreams if she wasnt a virgin
>>63914874
man, promposals were one of the things i hated most during high school
what a pompous, egotistical, meaningless display.
if you want to make a big deal about asking yr gf to prom then taking her out to dinner or some shit. don't force this shit into public so you can get coolness points.
funny how much i thought i hated high school back then but now i wish i could go back in time because i all want to do nowadays is kill myself and i dont think my life will ever get better.
did she reject you publicly?
Kinda off topic, but if you do promposals you're a fucking douche. Just fucking ask her in person normally, don't make it a big deal in front of everyone where she's gonna feel awkward about it and most likely be judged for saying no.
I'm glad you got rejected OP, fuck you.
Look no further anon.
i wish i was a normie in high school
why did i have to hang out with the weird kids
kill me pls
>>63916408
I hung out with no one ;-;
>>63916408
>>63916433
i just kinda stayed around 2-3 people without developing any sort of lasting relationship to them or any relationship outside of school
>took her to prom
>fucked her all night afterwards
come on guys step up your game
>>63914874
get over it you pussy faggot. having a onetitus was bad enough, begging for hugbox music on 4chan is even worse. rid yourself of your need for affection you fucking worthless mongrel. otherwise, KYS NIGGA
>all these losers ITT
lol I bet you guys sat at the reject table t lunch
>tfw I never went to prom and just shitposted on 4chan instead
>>63916519
jokes on you, I ate lunch on the roof of my school alone
>>63916433
>>63916460
i only have two good friends from high school, now i'm in college trying to learn how to be a normie but i still haven't met anyone because the residential staff screwed me over bigtime
>>63916519
Well yeah, the "cool" kids at my school just talked about other people. My friend dated someone in that clique for a while and I swear I couldn't sit with them for more than 10 minutes, it was so fucking boring
>>63916462
>paying hundreds of dollars for a tuxedo and tickets just to fuck some dollar bin prep whore.
>not hitting that shit for free during the school year and shitposting during prom later
good god you fucking KEKOLD
>>63916697
You don't already own a tuxedo?
I forgot high school even existed.
Fuck that shit.
>>63916292
you're right that promposals are gay, but not becuase you're pressuring the girl. caring about some girl feeling as nervous as you do for asking her out is fucking lame, you male feminist fuck
>>63916755
no. most high school students don't own tuxedos, and even if i did, i still wouldn't pay for the tickets just to fuck
>>63916538
>tfw I watched mst3k and shitposted on /mu/ on promnight
>>63916570
that's very anime of you
>>63915057
this reeks of reddit and family guy
>>63914977
>learn all the rap dances
I cooked and whipped at my senior prom and the black people literally formed a circle around me and pointed and laughed.
The best answer is
>even going to prom
>>63917146
fucking niggers being all unbased and shit not letting a man cook in peace
>>63916538
>never went to any school events since this one shitty dance in 8th grade
im not a part of ur system
>>63916979
Yeah I was an edgy motherfucker. I packed my own lunch and at it on the roof. This was 10 years ago. I would even listen to my Death In June Cds while eating
>>63914874
Leave it to Phil Collins to perfectly capture the feeling Anon.
https://youtu.be/IrNTsKg4z64
>>63914874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdBJ1X33rXM
>>63917146
>literally formed a circle around me and pointed and laughed
That sounds hilarious.
But yeah, dancing is a bad idea if there is a sizeable black population at your school. Dancing isn't about skill, it's the same rule as everything else:
>Attractive person doing something goofy: Funny, confident
>Weird/unattractive person doing something goofy: Ahaha Fuck Mans Doin Bruh
>>63915057
Thanks, Joke God
>>63917488
This is true to a certain extent. In OP's case, it's probably true because he will not have the rap dance skill necessary by prom.
However, there are exceptions. I assume you've seen the video of that hefty kid shredding on the accordion? He probably didn't get any pussy, but I assure you he earned some goddamn respect that day.
>>63917565
True, but you've got to be God-tier at whatever you're doing.
An autist doing an alright milly rock isn't going to turn his life around.
>>63914874
Nah, dude. Trust me, you're good.
>>63915422
>tfw my dream girl don't exist
why even try?
>>63915057
you actually need to go back to r eddit you can make username themed jokes there and get upvotes. everyone here just thinks your a fuckin fag.
>>63914874
Montie - WHoops! Friendzoned Again!
>>63916512
Edge i didnt realize you posted here.
>>63916538
Fuck earl is one ugly nigga
>>63914874
>promposal
You'll get over it, lad.
OP, it's just high-school.
A very large portion of the people there will not bother trying to keep in touch with you or any one else from there once they reach college.
Take it from someone who went to prom and enjoyed himself: it's severely overrated.
