ITT: Create a fake music genre that will be popular in the future
tripwork
footwork with trip hop influences
Submerged Post Vapor
4th wave post-rock
I'm spearheading it
>>63878203
he said "that will be popular" anon.
>>63878185
Post Freak-Folk
Lo-fi trap- more tame and calmed club bangers made in the comfort of their rooms with a very psychedelic yet still very prominent trap atmosphere
Symphonic Hip-Hop
Trancehall
Obligatory
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/756-quiz-is-this-a-real-genre/
Hardcore Krillstep
An extreme version of Skrillex's brand of dubstep, hardcore kirllstep blends the traditional dubstep hallmarks with elements of trip hop, EDM, crunk, and trap. The genre developed underground in the 2020s and broke out in the coming decades, as its glitchy, distorted sound and short composition resonated with the increasingly ADHD-prone youth. It is now unstoppably successful. It makes Skrillex sound tame by comparison.
cuck-core
indie opera
>>63878308
i'd listen to it
>>63878407
what exactly was going through your head when you posted this reply?
>>63878185
Watermetal
>the next offspring of the Vaporwave/Seapunk/Oceangrunge family
death grips + country
>>63878570
liquid metal sounds much better man
>>63878600
oh god
>>63878609
true
Post-vaporwave
>>63878451
plz never happen
Wilson-Core
Named after Brian Wilson
Memewave, iPodcore, Post-Emoji Music, Cellphonepop.
cat core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_I552-Yp8
>>63878679
So, PC Music?
Dream folk
Neo lounge
Acoustic psychedelia
Post Apocaliptic Tecno Dance
Swing-Hop
Millenialcore
Post-Queer
Avant Absurd
>>63878888
That's already a thing. It's only slightly less cancerous than electro-swing
Old Age
Nightcore Metal
Rap Haikus
>>63878704
yeah but with a fuckton more of meme aesthetics
>>63878308
That exists stupid.
Let's just accept that we will just erase old music and rewrite it again
>>63878620
Already exists.
>>63879185
Worse, we will try to create new sounds no matter how horrible they are and will call it music ... oh wait its called dubstep, well u get the idea
>>63879258
Since the moment we created noise and John Cage, music was dying.
Music is dead, and irony will live forever.
>>63879258
>still thinking dubstep was bad
>>63879291
>being underage
CALL 9-1-1
>>63879282
Noise was a mistake, thats not music its a "look guys listen this sound, now hear it for 5 mins, now listen to this sound for another 5 mins!" anyone who considers that music, it doesnt get what is music at all.
future hip hopera
>>63878288
sleep cycle
>>63878600
New Boots, Deep Web
>>63879438
I personaly belive that people should not touch opera at all, why ruin something so perfect, if you want a loop for rap look somewhere else
>>63878864
Acoustic Psychedelia already exists
post-rap
at least that's what they'll call it 30 years later
ITT: Genres that already exist
Edm subGenres with <30bpm
Looped pitched detuned nature sounds
Organic rock
Folk based off chinese/japanese music
RnB with jpop and kpop influences
Synesthesic music (using VR)
Black folk (folk with black metal influences)
shoegaze trap
Mathstep
>>63879512
kinda sorta related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAo4svd7IR4
>>63879388
this in all honesty family
>>63878185
Spelunking techno. Techno incorporated with angelic hymns and hard rock riffs
>>63879455
kek
>>63878687
What's the point of that video?
proto-evangelist trap wave.
Slow tempo electronic music with a hint of noise loaded with deep and often unintelligible lyrics depicting bible passages.
>>63879455
Why a truck gotta lie?
Post-electro ravecrunk
Fapcore, fap trap, gangsta fap, pay-gap-rap, nap trap, rape rap, bibimbap trap, and xylophone core
>>63879121
Not even vaporwave has reached PC Music's meme aesthetics
>>63878864
>Acoustic psychedelia
check out psych folk
>>63879570
That would be The Downward Spiral if Trent Reznor did cocaine instead of heroine
>>63879484
I feel like post-rap is just instrumental hip hop but with longer tracks
>>63878349
kek
Jack U + trip hop sounds like an awful mix, but then again crunkcore exists, so anything can happen
>>63878314
Literally Late Registration
>>63878609
Terminator 2-core
>>63879455
It will just be pop/edm but dumber
>>63879808
Didn't you hear? There is a thing called the Internet that killed pop.
>>63879741
>Literally Late Registration
Late Registration just samples funk with strings, that's hardly symphonic. I think he meant like actual symphonies doing scores for hip-hop.
Junk Beat
Drum-based music with grainy synthesizers and static noises, samples of metal objects and factory noises, bass that sounds like its coming out of a speaker with a piece of paper over it
Aesthetic of abandoned factories, scrapyards, the color orange and beige, skate parks
>>63879834
Van Dyke Parks collab with Kendrick Lamar
And the sky became black and there was silence for about half an hour
>>63879832
No, there's a thing called reality tv and the x-factor/america's got talent/etc that killed pop.
>>63879912
pop deserved it
>>63879438
this sounds like a great genre
synth folk
>>63879943
Yep.
>>63879984
Check out L'Amour, by Lewis. Closest thing I can think of at the moment.
>>63879973
plz choke and try to suffer while u remember does words
>>63879984
wat
>>63880062
Stop being a retard opera would be great with a snare and a couple kicks + a bit of dubstep synths
>>63879505
> Black Folk
Mount Eerie - Winds Poem
>>63880088
the bait is strong but I will endure
>>63879862
Industrial?
>>63880133
Not baiting retard, I endorse all the dubstep synths that skrill ex gf has to offer
>>63878185
Atmospheric Pop
>>63880088
How distasteful do you get?
>>63878888
Basically Chap hop
>>63880189
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Then try to be less of a kid and accept that opera with dubstep is shit, opera looses all of it purpose with random moduled sounds, its oil and water
There will only be 1 genre, and it will sound like Coldplay's "Adventure of a Lifetime". Woah-oh-oh-ohs, guitars, bright synths and EDM drums.
>>63880230
But Dream pop already exists anon
>>63879984
Folk music = basically music made by poor people, so would this just sound like music made with free/shitty synths. Doesn't this exist already.
>>63879438
Hellyeah
>>63878185
Subwave
Just a pulsating sub bass with a catchy melody on top. Wait that's just all dance music for the past 20 years...
Semenwave
Highly sexual electronic music.
Dream rock.
>>63880479
What would differentiate that from dream pop?
funkgaze
>>63880479
What would differentiate that from shoegazing?
dream-doom
sludge pop
>>63878609
Liquid metal is actually a term that was used in the 80's to describe shredding.
>>63879258
Youtube comment tier post.
Ambient hip-hop
Bonerhustle
it's basically trap music, with a swing influence, industrial influence, EDM influence, and porn clips chopped up playing in the background
>>63881004
Isn't that cloud rap?
Harsh Noise Big Band
>>63878407
AJJ is already a band.
>>63878687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhcY86ybi0
Liquidwave
Similar to vaporwave but instead of 80s shit it samples early to mid 2000s meme music (hamster dance, numa numa, etc.)
It's entire aesthetic is based around old, forgotten 4chan memes
