Musical pet peeves
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>hand claps
>fart noises
>steel Drum
>regge influence
>Keyboard strings
>Slap bass
>fart noises
What kind of music do you listen to that causes this to be an issue? I'm genuinely curious.
>>63866891
mr bungle
>>63866922
Basically this
>>63866891
Not OP but Corps de Blah by Scott Walker has literal farting in it. That's the only song I've ever heard with farting in it, though.
montie you are worthless I hope you know that
die
>>63866854
Fuck off, faggot.
>>63866922
>>63866936
hey those are shit noises, very different consistency
>>63866854
>fart noises
>>63866942
>>63866978
>>63866979
ITT: non contributors who need to fuck off
>>63866854
Oy, you don't fuck with the slap of the bass.
>>63867029
haha. good one
>whistling
>fade outs
>DOWN ON MY KNEES BEGGIN YOU PLEASE
>skits
>remixes/alternate versions
>bonus tracks (especially live versions)
>hip hop albums going over an hour
"rapping"
>ablum doesn't mke you a girl wen you listen to it
>audible studio banter during quiet parts of songs
>hearing hiss, amp noise and random guitar noodling at the beginning/ends of a song and having the guitar drown everything else out because the faders for the guitar channels were left all the way up the whole time and nobody ever bother to correct it in
>song ends with 45+ seconds of the last guitar note sustained
>random accordion playing for 2 minutes the segues into the end of a song
>A 2 minute intro is just the sound of planes taking off, morse code, random reversed vocal/ guitar snippets, feedback, and repeated sample of wah-wah guitars
>multiple untitled tracks on an album that are just snippets of one song on the album overlayed with effects
>song ends with flushing toilet sound
>song ends with random keyboard being played
>Song is just the previous song, but reversed
>song ends with person reciting Beatles lyrics
>7 minute song with 1 verse and 1 chorus repeated
>11 minute song with only 2 different verses and 1 chorus repeated 7 times
>song contains a mistake and then a restart
>74 minute album, 11 tracks
>>63866891
The last song from Maggot Brain
>>63867029
>montie
>calls someone else a non contributor
im going to get you expelled from college for this
>>63867335
Agree with most of these
>>63866891
maybe he means the synths on painting with????
>>63867056
Fuck you. Fuck RHCP
>>63867335
perfectly describes be here now by oasis
>>63867431
yeah these are all based off oasis shit
>>63867376
lol
>>63867335
Whoa, you perfectly put into words so many of my grievances. Good job
>Harmonica
>>63867463
Jokes on you, be here now is pretensious shit and I knew what you were talking about by the 2 minute intros.
But yeah, be here now can be fun at times. Don't give it too much shit
>"good female vocal range"
shut up, just cause you can yodel doesn't mean I need to give a shit.
key changes with no lead in. this is fucking cancer https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?t=3m17s
almost every key change in non-classical, non-jazz music is like that and it's fucking garbage. i don't know how anyone thinks it sounds good. i think this is the only decent key change i've heard in popular music https://youtu.be/O5_LSaVB8So?t=2m5s
>Random field-recording or sampled noise at any point in a song that doesn't suit it
>Pleasing song randomly cuts into some kind of drone-y harsh noise for no reason and stays there
I hate this. I hate noises and random speaking in my songs. I personally dislike drone and harsh sounds of any kind, especially in music.
The worst part is so many albums do it. Lift Yr Skinny Fists, for example, was ruined for me because of this bullshit. I get some people like it but it ruins entire albums for me.
>>63867778
I fucking love random feild recordings in albums. One of my musical fetishes actually
literally everything about this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMBQMQfrPso
>>63866922
This, but the only time that I remember where this happens is at the end of Slowly Going Deaf and maybe the end of Squeeze Me Macaroni. Still.
Oh and Frank Zappa.
>>63866854
>vocalist says "Uhh," or "yeah" or repeats the last word when they need an extra syllable
>>63868098
>Pronounces a word weird to force a rhyme better
>"You're my friend agaeine"
>Repeats the the last syllable of a word again or even multiple times
>"Repeat-eat-eat-eat-eat"
>>63867778
>I personally dislike drone and harsh sounds of any kind, especially in music.
Maybe one day you'll understand
>>63866854
Keyboard stings can be used tastefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzCkIBE8vRY
Fuck regge tho
>harmonica
it's old & tired now, put away that bob dyaln shit please
>slap bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvMhPqg2jCo
can be tasteful if done correctly, but yeah it's pretty overdone
>>63866854
>not liking steel drum
>>63867413
why you hatin bruh
>>63868623
>dyaln
>DYLAN
I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!
anything that has a fucking ukelele. just fucking stop it with this memestrument, it sounds like pussy hipster garbage and every time i hear it i wanna fucking bash my head in with a concrete brick
>>63868700
YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MAN, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!
>>63868763
This. Also is it just me or does every Kickstarter hipster bullshit commercial have a backing track of ukulele, bells and acoustic guitar?
>>63867550
holy fuck this
>>63867297
Trust me, you never want to change who you are. I asked a succubus to turn me female once, biggest mistake I ever made.
A few years ago, I did the summoning ritual and asked to be turned into an attractive woman. At the time, I thought it would be worth it.
The succubus arrived, heard my wish, and then touched my dick once. That was all it took.
First, you feel the heat - and I mean heat - compelling you to touch yourself. You think you're going to fap once, maybe twice and it'll be over but then you just keep going because the heat is not going to stop until you've willingly milked out every last drop of cum. Let me tell you that after the first time, I got so overstimulated that I thought I was going to die - but oh no, she won't let you. She watches and waits, collecting the cum to feed from.
Once she's eaten her fill, that's when the changes start. Was it a thrill to feel my skin turning soft, to watch breasts sprout from my chest? Sure.. until you realize what she's doing to you. My breasts are almost as big as my head, and my ass so soft and round that anything but silk feels like sandpaper against my skin. No surgeon's knife will ever make them smaller - she proved it when she tried to drive a steak knife through my chest, only for it to bounce off like rubber.
Then there's the orientation changes. I used to be a straight male, and now.. I can't even really tell you what I am, other than a voracious lesbian. I can't even THINK about breasts without soaking my underwear with my own juices, and once the lust takes hold nothing short of full-on sex is going to stop it.
So is it worth it? That's up to you to decide - but don't fall for the same trap I did. Set up a rock-solid contract first.
>same verse over and over again
It's really not that hard to think of new lyrics. Stop being such lazy cunts.
>>63866854
synth stuff 98% of the time
drum machines
drum samples
shitty emo vocals
>>63868700
>>63868788
>>63869109
A SUGAR COOKIE, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY
>>63866854
>steel drums
Nigga u trippin
