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>>63850110
Post 10/10 album covers, no bad album covers allowed.
Thovghts?
>>63860445
>weak babby hasn't gotten into power metal yet
Give it a few months you'll be blasting galneryus max volume soon
>>63860464
Reminder
Deafheaven of thrash: Vektor
Deafheaven of melodeath: Insomnium
Deafheaven of tech death: Ulcerate
Deafheaven of slam: Katalepsy
Deafheaven of power: Gloryhammer
Deafheaven of prog: Leprous
Deafheaven of djent: TesseracT
Deafheaven of doom: Pallbearer
Deafheaven of funeral doom: Ahab
Deafheaven of gothic: Draconian
Deafheaven of sludge: Baroness
Deafheaven of stoner: Sleep
Deafheaven of industrial: Godflesh
Deafheaven of grind: Discordance Axis
Deafheaven of deathgrind: Cattle Decapitation
Deafheaven of metalcore: The Dillinger Escape Plan
Deafheaven of deahtcore: The Red Chord
Deafheaven of alt/nu metal: Deftones
>>63860464
this is my favorite progressive power metal album cover
pure 10/10
>le Deafheaven is bad meme
Gets me every time
>>63860464
>>63860475
Is decent leak out yet
>>63860464
>>63860507
>insulting based Katalepsy
>>>/out/
>>63860536
V0
http://www48.zippyshare.com/v/D0GuBzi6/file.html
>>63860575
Thanks
>>63856959
The deafheaven of black metal IS deafheaven you dummy
I'm going to listen to a shitload of "essential" albums for each genre and make a spreadsheet so i can keep track of what I like. Give me charts so I can save them and listen later.
>>63860635
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
Also chsck /mu/ wiki
>>63860528
The meme isn't that theyre bad. the meme is that they're literally a meme
meme
>>63860635
obligatory
>>63860507
none of these bands are bad
>>63860635
>>63860428
Who is Animal Collective of metal?
>>63860741
Tyr is overrated.
>>63860536
is this the most proge cover of all time?
>>63860711
>>63860734
It's almost impressive we have two different meme charts for /metal/
>>63860734
this is still the most vile thing that ever spawned from /metal/
What is your favorite /metal/ meme? Mine would be HHH posting.
>>63860783
It's not so vile
What are your favourite metal-themed films?
>>63860806
that movie is crap
>>63860823
I haven't seen it yet. I do have it downloaded though
>>63860776
No
There isn't evn any child
>>63860787
pretending black metal is good
>>63860776
Quiet World is much worse.
>>63860833
Prog covers reflect the music so well though. They require no effort and are filled with pretentious crap.
>>63860896
>They require no effort
Well that's wrong
>>63860833
>implying this isn't a masterpiece of post-post-irony
>>63860896
>prog requires no effort
you're either baiting or haven't played an instrument in your life
>>63860833
>that everything
>>63860923
>>63860950
niggers please
just because you throw some wankery here and there doesn't mean your album is hard/complex.
>you will never play in a japanese thrashgaze band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq0JJ7LChq0
>>63860976
you're confusing quality with difficulty. dream theater are shit but their music is hard to play (and for what it's worth quite genuine)
>>63860976
It definitely takes a lot of effort to make something as pretentious as Dream Theater though
>>63860976
but it does. I'm not even trying to defend proge but you're talking out of your ass.
>>63860536
This is actually ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYmXYmxYfMw
>>63860995
>2:10
>and then that transition into 2:22
>>63860976
It does, what the what else would you define as hard?
Thoughts?
>>63861107
Atmoshit, irellevant to metal and music as a whole, talentless slam-tier shovelware
What's your favorite riff in Epidemic Of Violence?
Hard to pick one but I'd say 3:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhux8pHjkM
>>63861171
>ranking slam at the same level as atmoshit
wow dude get you head checked
What does /metal/ think of Slice the Cake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxy-l3lfmas&nohtml5=False
>tfw no qt /diy/ metal gf to listen to metal and build robots with
>>63861295
yeah man how could someone put so much shit on atmoshit
What are your favourite metal reviewers on rym? Mine are RNG, Gallifrey and ElectricLizard
Is the dillinger escape plan good?
>>63861373
yes
>inb4 botch, converge and tdep is a meme therefore botch, converge and tdep are bad meme
>>63861373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l8u-M8BA24
>>63861373
do you like memes?
>>63861325
with that meme name and cover there's no way it's good
>>63861433
idc if a band is meme or not
This is a good album
Where do I start with Havohej?
>>63861373
Yes
>>63861457
decide for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv8b6RPbnAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oBYl_QLA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5uKOGGQIc
Is System of a Down good?
>>63861697
Obviously
>>63861697
yes
>>63861697
They have their moments, but I find the majority of their material to be some frustrating wasted potential.
>>63861697
WAKE UP
>>63861697
They are definitely unique
>>63861697
in a self aware kinda way i guess
>>63860711
There are 4 albums on this that are actually good albums, 7/10 or higher. What are they?
>>63861697
ffs I can't believe I'll be the first person in this thread to say No.
You tasteless idiots.
>>63861886
You are a faggot so no one cares
>>63861886
but you weren't
>>63861874
Cowboys from Hell
Burn My Eyes
Demanufacture
Through Silver in Blood
>>63861886
You don't even like metal, why do you still post here
>>63860711
Zierler, Native Construct, Sunbather, Attack Attack!?
>>63861886
Yeah but you have shit taste Moonfaggot
>>63861874
I really don't want to know your answer
just kys already
>>63861930
You're close.
>>63861874
Agalloch, Deafheaven, Chon and Ghost
>>63861984
Make me
>mfw page 5
>>63862305
no I'm not astonished, Petrushit. fuck off
>>63860802
keke
What are the best hidden/bonus tracks in metal? Where you have to sit through like 10 minutes of silence to get to a song. Usually they are shit but there must be some good ones.
>just got a 5 string bass
>can finally learn Shitataru Mourou
Good fucking day. How's your day going?
>>63862505
I hate that shit. Always gets my hope up for an epic long track.
>>63860507
Dillingerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>63860507
>thinking those "insults" will stop me from listening to my favorite bands.
>>63861886
Arent you a trip fag from fucking /wifigen/ on /vp
Is this /metal/core yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKoxrDTI9M
>tfw no black metal covers of taylor swifr
>>63862675
Same desu
>mfw I first saw that 9 minute track on Welcame
Is Boris metal?
>>63862844
Yes
>>63862844
Boris? more like Boring lmao
>>63862844
I like how MeetalArchives put Boris and Melvins genres just as 'various'
>>63862844
kind of
Is Muse metal?
>>63863083
http://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/who-the-hell-actually-listens-to-muse
why is drone and funeral doom so fucking boring, like how the fuck can people listen to Ahab or Sun O))))) without falling asleep
>>63863229
people listen to them to fall asleep
like filosofem
>>63863229
drugs
cop or not
t. someone who owns 1989 on vinyl
>>63863253
yes
>>63863253
>>63860507
>mfw I like six of these bands including Deafheaven
Am I killing /metal/? Shit, probably am.
>>63863272
it actually looks pretty nice
would buy it to gf/10
>>63863279
you fucking make me sick pleb
not one of those bands has made a 7/10 at least
>>63863279
>including Deafheaven
oh boy
>>63863279
I listen to eleven (11) of these bands. You're good.
>including Deafheaven
fucking leave
>>63863304
>not one of those bands has made a 7/10 at least
kys
wtf how is this even music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG97k6DMNVM&nohtml5=False
do you really listen to it unironically?
>>63863402
prove me wrong shitnigger
then fail hilariously and commit sepukku
>>63863415
nigga we just told you its for drug use or to fall asleep to
>>63863432
I won't because it's just your shit opinion
>>63863432
If you tell me what metal you consider 9-10/10
I FEEL MY WORLD SHAKE
>>63863415
Good to help with sleep, getting high to (inb4 DUDE), or putting on for noise. I'm the kind of person that needs noise like random TV or whatever. I use Black One sometimes.
>>63863470
you wont because you cant
>>63863458
I listen to funeral and drone doom without drugs or falling asleep.
>>63863564
hipster
>>63863557
Why would I try to refute an idiot
>>63863547
DUDE
Misleading album covers?
When I first saw pic related I thought they were going to be an early-Bolt Thrower clone "stenchcore" band.
>>63863629
>>63863610
DRONE
>>63863599
hey, man. You can't do it. That's fine. Just let it go. Don't get all butthurt just because you know, deep down, I'm right.
>>63863584
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
>>63863660
LMA--zzzzzz...
>>63863661
Ok just post your 9/10 albums hipster
>>63863695
You first.
>>63863304
>not one of those bands has made a 7/10 at least
>Vektor
>Leprous
>Ahab
>Sleep
>Godflesh
>Discordance Axis
>TDEP
>Deftones
This is some advanced contrarianism
>>63863671
I wonder how butthurt was the hipster who came with this pasta
>>63863742
>deftones
>leproge
>vektor
>>63863652
I really hope they'll move further away from being Dream Theater 2.0
>>63863770
>you
>>63863742
yeah no those are terrible
some are close, sure but no 7s
>>63863765
I'm pretty sure it was just CLT trolling
>>63863742
>Leprous
KEK
E
K
>>63863742
>all this meme
>>63863799
You are terrible
>>63863860
>a band I don't like is meme
>nigger reaction image
cancer
>>63860711
>Attack Attack!
>periphery
Okay
Man, /metal/ is truly awful on American hours
>>63860507
the deafheaven of deathcore is literally still deafheaven. they were in a tech death band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyLVU_8h4q8
the deafheaven of generals is /metal/
>>63863899
nigger opinions get nigger reaction gifs
>>63863770
deftones has only released a worse than 7/10 album in their entire career (adrenaline)
>>63863965
what is the ark work of metal sites?
>>63863986
>deaftones
>>63864008
death metal underground
>>63864008
infowars.com
>>63863860
CAN'T YOU SEE????
YOU MUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
>>63864008
9gag
>>63863799
I forgot you guys hate everything except obscure black metal and obnoxious weebshit
>>63864100
No you just have shit taste.
>>63864021
around the fur is 7/10
white pony is 9/10
s/t is 7/10
b-sides is 7/10
SNW is 8/10
KNY is 10/10
newest is probably 7/10, 8/10 depending on how well-mastered the cd release is
if you disagree you can meet me in the pit for a texas thrashing
>>63860507
>they're accessible and popular so I have to hate them
Never change /metal/
>>63864110
>SNW is 8/10
>KNY is 10/10
you got it twisted
>>63864110
Adrenaline 6/10
Around the Fur 8/10
White Pony 8.5/10
s/t - 7/10
SNW 7.5/10
Diamond Eyes 8/10
Koi no Yokan 8/10
>>63864110
>this meme opinion
Rate my ROTN album
Furyo Spirit!! Sparking!!
1. Intro 1:20
2. Vegito 4:36
3. Veni, Vidi, Vici 6:35
4. The Masked Rider (Why We Fight) 9:21
5. New Day, New Rage ft. Keith Ape 5:36
6. Trilogy 3:33
7. Rules of Nature 4:36
8. Guardian of the Universe (Gamera) 7:35
9. The Axeman Cometh (Wicked Lady cover)
10. Drill Forward
11. Jonathon Joestar
Who hype?
>>63864109
Are you implying obscure black metal and weebshit is better than these bands
>>63864158
oh yeah i forgot diamond eyes existed it's 8/10
>>63864133
rats!rats!rats & pink cellphone drag it down desu
>>63864160
i have never memed in my life my opinions are 100% sincere you fucking melon
>>63864160
>meme opinion
Consider suicide
>>63864204
Absolutely. How new are you exactly?
why is adrenaline so underrated, it's one of Deftones best albums
>>63864178
>>63864178
>5. New Day, New Rage ft. Keith Ape 5:36
>this guy in a ROTN track
FUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-w9kL93fsU
>>63864241
Not at all, I 'm just not a droning faggot like you
>>63864233
>>63864236
https://soundcloud.com/g59/killyourself
Practice what you preach memeboy$
What metal should I listen to on my drive to work. It's really early were it's still dark out and pretty cold.
>pic is current favorite
>>63864251
It's very basic with barely any interesting tracks
>>63864284
Midnight Odyssey.
>>63864284
I wouldn't listen to metal while driving
>>63864347
Why is that?
>>63860475
Just listening right now, pretty underwhelming
>>63864360
I'd crash
>>63864360
It distracts me
>>63864110
>>63864158
>KnY above 8/10
All is right with the world.
>>63864432
Even if it's an album you've already heard?
>>63864462
My go to driving music is Bohren and der Club of Gore
yolo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=312Sb-2PovA
>>63864611
why'd you have to post this anon? this brings back terrible memories of before I had taste
>>63864611
it's ironic because he died
>>63864611
You're in the wrong thread.
>>63860507
>Deafheaven of funeral doom: Ahab
>Deafheaven of stoner: Sleep
>Deafheaven of industrial: Godflesh
>Deafheaven of grind: Discordance Axis
This triggers me. You triggered me. Apologize.
>>63864647
>>63864649
>>63864666
>>63864652
so no one of you lives life hard? we only have 1 shot guys, let's shot
this is better than Dopethrone imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE1vY0SiWrY
>>63864679
Stop being so sensitive fampai. It doesn't mean they're bad, just that they're the go-to artists for dilettante hipsters.
>>63864807
This, I made that list and like half of those artists
What is the best metal band formed after 2010?
Are there any bands that have a similar feel to Peste Noire (especially L'Ordure A L'Etat Pur)? Something that mixes modern metal with traditional folk music and has a tongue-in-cheek kind of chaotic style
>>63864611
I actually think The Cleansing is not completely horrible.
Everything else fucking sucks, though.
>>63864611
CHUGGA
CHUGGA CHUGGAGA
CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHUGGA CHUGCHUGCHUG
*screams faggily*
>>63864611
The bottom of the metal barrel
>>63865038
Nu metal sounds so fucking good after listening to that shit
>>63860734
>Memeing Violet Cold and The Smell of Rain
Fucking faggots. all of you.
>>63864868
You have to have known people would take it badly.
>>63865439
Deal with it
>>63864807
what kind of hipster listens to Gloryhammer?
>>63865439
Violet Cold has been meme for long time because it sounds literally like Blackened Depeche Mode
what's the name of that caveman metal band that's just one guy noodling on a really loose bass string while the other person is hammering drums?
This album cover matches the music perfectly.
Even the less heavy songs like Rock N Roll Angel.
>>63865706
Neoandertal
The drummers a chick
>>63865742
that is the single most appropriate band name I've ever heard.
>>63865742
thanks a ton
>>63865742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
this is the first time i've been legitimately upset listening to an album in years
i can't even pinpoint why. i've listened to brutal death before. i don't understand
>>63865927
Really? I love it.
What the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxb139X-N4
>>63866071
Looks like a YouTube link
>>63866071
just from the cover I really want this to be the metal version of GR - deathpile
>>63865969
i don't hate it. it's just so primitive sounding. my brain is confused. that bass tone is good.
Seeing the Melvins, Napalm Death and Melt-Banana tomorrow. I'm not fucking ready
>>63866104
>all these people getting to see this badass tour
God damnit I hate you people I wish I could have gone ;_;
>>63866071
They do kiddie jingles about murderers and shit. Idunno they are a cool band and this probably wasn't so memey when the album came out 16 years ago.
>>63861325
probably my favorite band right now. odyssey to the west is god tier
>>63866104
Its either that or Acid Mothers Temple for me. AMT is closer and cheaper
>>63866104
I have the chance to see it but I'm not going to as I dislike two of those bands and don't care for the other in its current state
>>63865927
>>63865742
>>63865706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNN2NukRS8
check out this documentary
So how's that Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas split?
>>63866215
>finns
explains everything
>>63860507
oh cool thanks for the recs I'll make sure to check out and love them all
>>63866276
I have yet to listen to it, but here's the share from the archive:
Cult of Luna with Julie Christmas - Mariner
>post-metal, atmosludge, atmoshit, banshee vocals, bad cover art
https://mega.nz/#F!BEZx3abC!Ci7ckTiE9zRN_8vRADOePA
Jian Ghomeshi did nothing wrong
>>63860507
Nice b8 anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfcz-JZaCo
It was better/harder before...
>>63866324
Wait, /metal/ has an archive?
>>63866486
wait until you find out about the secret IRC rooms where memes get decided beforehand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyt7XzemTVY
Swedish metal best metal?
>>63866486
From a sharethread
>on metallum, bored
>decide to enter something implausible as search query for lyrical themes
>instant result with my first search, "Tintin"
>avant-garde doom metal band by Dan Swanö
what the fuck
>>63866299
they're estonians
>>63866636
can Dan be stopped?
GOT A GAME FOR YOU FAGS
>go to metal archives
>type in the first three letters of your name
>post the first band that comes up
GO
>>63866805
No matches found
>>63866785
I think not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM7siN4f-mA
>>63866853
ok, redid it with spacing between each letter (should have thought of that before)
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Gary_Busey_Amber_Alert/3540344416
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Neoandertals/Ebu_Gogo_Gutting_the_Child/305367
I just started reading the lyrics.
It's fucking beautiful.
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Cod_Peace/104742
HE'LL COME FOR YOU
>>63867170
AT MY BEHEST
>>63863629
My friend claims he felt very misled by this one
>>63867130
>those Cut-Throat lyrics
>>63863304
There is no way you can say that Sleep has not cut a 7. This band is insanely influential within their subgenre. They aren't advancing some accessible (eg, compromised) and peripheral (eg, not representative of the 'real deal') version of stoner doom ... at least i assume this is the complaint about Deafheaven. "Dopesmoker" is a DEFINITIVE album.
Saying Sleep is the Deafheaven of stoner is like saying Burzum is the Deafheaven of black metal.
>>63866966
hi gabriel
>>63867346
Hi!
>>63867343
almost took the bait
bretty gud 7/10
>burzum is the deafheaven of black metal
this gave you away
>>63867398
I thought it was very clever and pithy. Fuck you.
>>63867425
fuck me? fuck YOU!
>>63867425
hey i gave it a 7/10
>>63867425
>>63867442
No, fuck you both.