Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Swans announce their next LP http://pitchfork.com/news/64268-swans-announce-new-album-the-glowing-man-tease-title-track-listen/
-Pitchfork has been nominated for meaningless awards http://pitchfork.com/news/64609-pitchfork-nominated-for-two-webby-awards/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, Vijay Iyer, and Tim Heidecker.
How many points will they dock Sesns for sexually assaulting Larkin Grimm
>>63843606
>-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, Vijay Iyer, and Tim Heidecker.
>no deakin
remake thread pls
>>63843606
Which Radiohead memeber is the cutest?
>>63843663
I'm sorry for ever doubting him.
>>63843721
Ed, always and forever.
>>63843606
>http://pitchfork.com/news/64268-swans-announce-new-album-the-glowing-man-tease-title-track-listen/
Zoe, don't ever fucking show your cute CUTE face in here ever again!
[spoiler]just kidding, post feet?[/spoiler]
hey zoe if you're reading this please give deakin's EP BNM. we said some mean things about him and his friends and we need to make it up to him somehow
he had to use kickstarter to even get the funds for the album so i hope ryan will understand that he doesn't have the means to get a BNM the normal way
>>63843767
>>63843818
>he had to use kickstarter to even get the funds for the album
he had to use kickstarter to fund his vacations*
Zoe, please pan the shit out of this con artist
>>63843872
fuck off ott
>>63843872
You should be honored to fund anything Deakin does.
>>63843825
hnnnnng
>ywn be a baby tadpole giving Zoe's toes the succ for hours without her noticing
why even live desu
>>63843923
Deakin is the reason Anco's on the pan list, you stupid bitch
>>63843961
Deakin was on their best albums, and they made their worst album without him this year.
reminder that at this time last year, P4k had already selected its AOTY. 2016 is still wide open
>>63844076
I'll be immensely disspaointed if TLOP is AOTY
>>63844076
SIX GOD
too bad all the tracks so far have been average (other than bling ofc)
>>63843998
their best albums are ST/STGSTV/SJ, he's only on one of them
that being said, he's not the reason they're on the """"""""""pan""""""""" list
>>63844130
For some reason I though Deakin was on ST, weird
>>63844101
I can't imagine it will be, solid top 10 album though I'd think. Feels too much like a throwaway to really be in contention, especially if he actually releases other albums this year.
What album do you think he's talking about?
He said it's not Kanye or M83.
>>63844184
Man if he has two albums in the top 10 that'd be pretty interesting, I can only think of Deerhunter/Fleet Foxes having done that before
>>63844238
deakin
>>63844238
swans
nah
>>63844238
Maybe the new PJ Harvey, ASAP Ferg or Schoolboy Q? There's not many albums coming up that have top-10 written on them
>>63844238
Must be a reissue?
>>63844238
dvsn, no?
i still can't fucking believe it got an 8.3 BNM. that album's trash.
>>63844286
PJ Harvey is the only one of those who has a narrative working in favor of her
>>63844307
I say Schoolboy Q because TDE is getting a huge narrative boost based on Kendrick's complete critical takeover.
ASAP I admit doesn't have that, but ASAP Rocky is pretty big, and he's attached to him.
>>63844304
>that album's trash.
how so? I enjoyed it well enough.
babymetal killing it on colbert rn
bklynrussell gave deakin a 4/5!!!!
confirmed good score on TMT?? maybe eureka??
>>63844304
This also because of Ian's taste
Last two digits will be the eventual score for Deak's album
>>63844494
lel
it will be closer to 4.9 than 9.4
>>63844494
based
>>63844515
If dubs, it gets a 9.4 for sure
tim hecker 9.2 screen cap this
>>63844547
and if dubs, 4.9
>>63844547
if trips, tripfags leave
Last two digits is for Tim Hecker.
>>63844554
close, phew
>>63844571
I'll only leave for quads, screencap this
>>63844426
i don't support music critics who call younger music critics faggots
if quads, i marry Jaqueline Zoe Camp!
>>63844602
fuckkkkkkk
>>63844602
NOOOOOOOO
>tfw when Deakin is going to get a 7.2 because AnCo isn't cool anymore
>>63844657
delete this
i forget, is noko & sage the shit tripfag or is it not noko?
>>63843663
I've been away all day. what the hell happened?
>>63844830
a lot anon
>>63844769
me
>>63844830
thye pissed off deakin and they they tried to apologize
>>63844830
deakin is a soft ass bitch and he came to /mu/ where all the ruff ryderz chill and got triggered by the """mean"""" things people were saying about him and AnCo in general.
then he made a tumblr post about it so /mu/ is trying to convince him not to kill himself
>>63844868
>me
thanks, just wanted to confirm
>>63844885
calm down there buddy
GRIMETH BTFO
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Grimes 7.8 by Quinn Moreland
Ash Koosha 7.5 by Andrew Gaerig
Andrew Bird 7.2 by Stacey Anderson
Teen Suicide 7.8 by Ian Cohen
Ensemble Double-Up / Henry Threadgill 8.0 by Seth Colter Walls
>>63844885
I bet you are really cool to get a beer with
>>63844994
i only drink boxed wine
ash koosha - I aka I Vs. venetian snares - tsm ?
Ash deserved BNM.
>>63845039
Venetian Snares 7.4 by Louis Pattison
Halfaxa is better than Art Angels.
>>63845087
I don't normally listen to this kind of music but it's kicking my ass right now for the 2nd time so I'm inclined to agree as thats what I understood the purpose of BNM was which is mass appeal.
