Singers you'd like to punch in the face. I'll start.
Adele
Grimes
that bitch from chvrches
For ruining Genesis
>>63802866
>Grimes
no, hurt someone else pls
>>63802866
good list
>>63802777
nice trips
>>63802889
Aw, please? It can only improve her face.
Robin Thicke
>>63803047
she is perfect i cannot let you improve her
>>63802777
Most punchable face? I think so.
All of these shitheads
This thread (except for you >>63802880) proves once and for all that /mu/ actually has good taste
pLEASE PLEASE LET ME
>>63802880
>implying Genesis wouldn't descend into self-parody if they kept playing prog after 1980
Phil Collins saved Genesis from becoming post-Animals Pink Floyd.
>>63803150
I met the black guy (kevin olusola) and he is actually the nicest person ever
>>63803386
Good for you
>>63803127
I'd drink a case of Red Bull just to stay awake and keep punching.
>>63803313
prog fans are insane, anon
>>63803415
Is that P!nk?
not a singer but still
>>63803386
also a good cellist and pretty good on sax
>>63802777
>he doesn't like this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MLV_iWKPI
>>63803688
(You)
Kanye
Euronymous if he was still alive
>>63803386
>nigger
>anything but a savage beast
pick one and only one
>>63802777
Hey OP
Do you sing?
>>63803415
Fuck you,
>>63804659
OP here. No I don't sing. Does that invalidate my hate for douche faces?
so fucking badly
>>63802777
Neoliberal Popist Faggotry: The Face
although to be fair, he does have autism
>>63804905
what drugs does he do?
>>63803728
>>63805103
He got addicted to heroin to be trendy
>>63804905
he's ok
>bs t-shirt
nice
>>63803783
Anybody else think the use of the middle finger is pretty cringe?
>>63802777
lol he's my uncle. he's a nice guy
>>63805190
with muh dick
>>63805214
did he ever molest you
>>63805217
brandon pls go
>>63805103
Does Morrissey actually have autism or is this just a meme? Cause that explains way too much.
>>63805214
does he ever get drunk and smack you around?
>>63805240
nah, he's very extroverted and weird, me and my family haven't spoken to him in almost 8 years tho.
>>63805313
I know he drinks a lot!
>>63805421
I have a friend that worked the sound board on the Idol tour he did and said he was kind of a jerk to them the whole time and was really full of himself.
>>63802777
>>63802866
>>63803150
All solid choices.
I'd add Lorde and Lady Gaga as well
>>63802880
GET OUT
Probably Kanye West
I saw him at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>63805602
I agree. Phil Collins' Genesis contributed something essential to the 80s. Dare I say I may like it better than prog Genesis.
>>63805631
aha you did a meme
awesome xD
>>63802777
Rihannas face resambles a moori fish with her huge fivehead.
George Michael has a face of a psycho brutal gay anus piercer. He's probably that guy.
Megan Trainor is my gym motivator.
Celine Dion has olso a face that I would like to punch.
cant believe i didnt see this yet
>>63803150
Fucking tinkerbell, he even has the lesbian septum ring, absolutely disgusting.
>>63806017
I hate this fucking bitch so much
>>63806017
Everyone seems to hate her
Even my boyfriend can't stand her
I don't get it, she's so harmless...
Except for that awful song Like I'm Gonna Lose you
>>63802880
This
>>63803313
Another reason to hate him then
>>63806017
>be fat
>sing
>everyone hates you
kek
>>63805696
land of confusion is god tier i can't say much for other 80s genesis though
peter gabriel>phil collins tho
this fckn guy
>>63803214
I hate what he has become.
>>63804905
>le blond haired musican dates another blonde hair musician and they do heroin together
I hate how people say DIIV is the new Nirvana
>>63806644
she brings a fake sense of depth and "social activism" into vapid pop music
she shames girls into getting fat under the guise of being "feminist", telling them its the only way to get boys
she exudes a vibe of pretentiousness and "sassiness" that can only be described as being a total bitch
she's also basically the musical equivalent of amy schumer
>>63807523
op said singer, not a rapper who exposes illuminati
>>63806644
>>63806017
The reason I hate her is because she is pushing a weird kind of beauty agenda where she isn't promoting equality in beauty, but puts larger-bodied women over slim women, essentially doing exactly what she complains about.
Also, and this is the biggest problem, the first person to call her fat was herself, even though she is only a few pounds maximum above the general average. She is arguing with invisible people in her songs. She just blindly assumes that there are people calling her fat and instead of just fucking rolling with however she looks and making music she likes to make, she comes right out of the gate with an accusation that, while promoting the health of self-confidence, comes off as nothing but extremely insecure, especially since she apparently doesn't even have enough confidence in her own music so that she has to charge it with politically poignant flavor-of-the-year topics to even be remotely relevant.
And that's something I can't respect. Man I am all for healthy and diverse body images, but you can't just make a track saying "be whoever you like, but if you are skinny, you are a bitch" and have yourself be celebrated for it.
I wouldn't punch her, but man do I not like her.
Johnny Borrell of Razorlight. A face just begging for a knuckle sandwich.
>>63808012
This
She's only obese by 4chan standards, really.
All she does is spread her insecuity onto young girls.
>>63806644
She's a landwhale, what other reason do you need?
>>63808012
she is pretty retarded
https://youtu.be/NlHRHkIe7Ks?t=100
"i tried to go anorexic once" lol
>>63806716
You'd rather have them playing shit that's basically watered down versions of their 70s work then?
Gabriel-led Genesis reached its creative peak with The Lamb, as well as Collins-led Genesis kept doing prog until Duke, which was their last album following that style and served as a farewell to it.
What else could Genesis do, had they stuck to their 70s sound? Even Peter Gabriel started solo with some prog-ish art rock albums and then he also successfully reinvented his sound with So when the 80s happened.
Phil Collins just made Genesis stay relevant during the 80s, and even then they never truly left out their prog roots as the albums still had prog tracks like Me and Sarah Jane, Dodo/Lurker, the Home by the Sea suite, Domino and so on. I highly doubt Gabriel would do that much differently if he was still Genesis' frontman during that decade.
>>63809346
I can't into Genesis after Abacab desu but I like Mama, Home By The Sea and Land of Confusion
the 1975 guy
the DIIV guy
the Arctic Monkeys guy
every burger records band frontman
>>63802777
Every EEDEE-EM celebrity cunt
>>63805696
I'm in 100% agreeance
The adult-contemporarification of Phil Collins/Genesis as well as Steve Winwood and arguably Don Henley, where they mixed the complexities and sensibilities of their earlier work with the crispness and maturity of 80s pop gave us what I would argue were probably the best pop rock albums ever recorded.
It was gutsy, and the product was incredible for a whole host of different reasons than those that defined it's artistic forebears.
Which one is the singer? Eh, punch em all.