I've recorded my farts for over 2 years and I arranged all 420 into one track
https://soundcloud.com/all-my-farts/420-farts-all-my-farts-more
umm
finally
the most patrician song
of all time
So, how's the job search going?
>>63790574
pretty good
tweenwave is all the rage these days
literally death grips
>7 actual minutes and 31 real seconds
what
>>63790574
could you please timestamp your friends fart for me
>>63790727
7:16 - 7:20, the long winding up one
>>63790574
Loli is pedophilia, straight up. Furry often resembles the adult, human, female form, so it isn't bestiality. Loli is stylistically designed to resemble a prepubescent girl.
You are a complete degenerate if you masturbate to the body of little girls, even if they're canonically of age. Furry isn't always a fetish, it's an artstyle.
Obsession with Loli is inseparable from sexual desire. Would you exclusively hang out with little girls in public, if you didn't want to have sex with / groom them?
Thought so. On the flipside, if you exclusively hung out with animal people, you would either be perceived as someone with too much white guilt and / or jungle fever.
>>63790574
>that picture
>that "song"
>this thread
bump, is /mu/ not feeling my farts tonight? :(
a lot of them sound really wet :/
>>63790574
Now this is what I call a shitpost
quality song OP
This song is wicked shitty dude.
its better than most of the stuff in SC threads
>all these newfriends
still better than
>Coil
>Can
>Stereolab
>Fishmans
>Vapourwave
>any jap music
This is the holy grail of what I have been looking for.
Thank you so much
7.01
>>63790629
underrated
test
>>63790574
>putting your sound clouds on soundcloud
pretty meta
>only farting 420 times in 2 years
I think you got a problem m8
>>63790574
Can someone submit this as a single to RYM?
>>63791228
kek
DUDE FARTING LMAO
>>63790642
hue
is this the new Grimes album leaked
9/10 BNM
ugh it makes me feel sick to listen to it
boys are so gross
>>63791323
no its mr bungle, idiot
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous — (did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa and only among Negroes where the little toe amputates spontaneously?) — except for the eyes you dig. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk.
this is the perfect soundtrack as I browse mu tho for real.
>>63791336
kill yourself
>>63790574
>farting less than once a day
how
>That one with the moan at the seven minute mark
>>63790769
thank you
>>63791353
thanks, bill.
>>63790574
(You) lol so quirky and random!!! Maybe you can become a meme~!! :^)
>everyone sounding like this is new
>not realizing that it was already posted months ago if not a year ago
wew lad
>>63791547
This is new. There's double the farts this time. The last one was only 200 or so.
>>63790574
isn't this what harsh noise is all about?
>>63791612
oh boy!
>>63791547
Are you really proud of this?
you've transcended reality.
jandek is obsolete now.
7/10 desu
Juntaro Yamanouchi would be proud.
>>63791269
They don't accept soundcloud as official singles
>>63791810
Damn.
OP, can you make a bandcamp?
>>63790574
excellent. i had this idea too,
i just never did it
If you add some Drum and Bass to it, you could have something legitimately great going here.
>>63791760
underrated
>>63791861
Nah, I think this is the last one for me. I really felt the 420 but this is the last landmark until 1 million.
farty synths
>>63791547
>I RECOGNIZE THOSE FARTS
>>63790574
Are you the same guy who did this?
If you are, I remember you uploading this about a year ago here on /mu/.
i haven't laughed this hard on /mu/ in a long time
