We WILL summon Phil Collins.
Never give up. Against All Odds, he will show up. I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
You have to listen to this entire song to summon phil
I'm right here, Jeremy. Hi.
whats up, im here
reply to this post and you will get phil collins
Yes I am Phil
>>63744498
su
su
sussudio
Guys I saw Phil on the way in,
he said he'd be here soon
>>63744498
get
Sup
>>63744462
Why Phil Collins of all people?
Yo
>>63744603
>he wasn't here earlier
Phil
>>63744640
Sorry I have a life.
>>63744498
check em
Hey, sorry it took me so long
>>63744498
neh neh
>>63744498
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63744462
Phil is gay
>>63744668
i got back from a party m8
i just go on here in the morning
some guy posted a thread saying he'll leave /mu/ forever if phil collins is rolled
>>63744732
cuck
>>63744668
>having a life
>2016
I know you're there Phil
hey hey hey
If Phil Collins doesn't show up by the end of this naming bs I'm going to cry.
Here's the thing about Phil. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Dance on a Volcano at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Phil didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Genesis as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Phil Collins backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Genesis what it is. Yes, Phil wrore Mama, No Son of Mine, and Jesus He Knows Me, but Tony Banks wrote Heathaze, Cul-De-Sac, and Domino, Mike Rutherford wrote Land of Confusion, Eleventh Earl of Mar, and Turn it On Again, and Steve Hackett wrote Blood on the Rooftops and In That Quiet Earth. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Genesis was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Phil was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Genesis to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Tony, Mike, and Steve, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.
I'm here
I CAN FEELING
>>63744764
You were an L away from being Carly Simon
Someone requested my presence here.
Phil-a-kazam!
If I'm Phil, Genesis is officially /mu/-core
Phil here
su su sussudio
stu studio
Checking in
please Phil you are a God
>Phil Collins will never fuck you in the ass
^BiTchHESS^
If Phil get than he gets a feature on Bottomless pit
Damn
Uh check uh this out
>tfw ripples never come back
Chil pollins here
If I summon Phil he will reform Mr Bungle and resurrect Freddie Mercury to create the serious pipes masterpiece we all crave
sup mu
I'm here, better late than never
>>63745013
I wanna suck Mike Pattons serious
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63745022
Hi Alton. Nice dubs
I CAN FEEL IT
I'm Phil, but this stupid april fools joke is stopping me from identifying myself.
Sorry guys I've been busy all day!
THERE MUST BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING
>>63745075
THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE
I'm Phil. but 4chan is preventing me from truly revealing myself.
>>63744764
We didn't play Dance on a Volcano at Live Aid though
I WANNA FUCK PHIL COLLINS DAUGHTER
>>63745104
Who doesn't?
>>63744691
Glenn Beck lol
Phil Collins here, feel free to AMA. :^)
its a me
>>63745111
I don't, she's my fucking daughter!
Herro me Chinese Phwir caarins
phil here
sup
gajiki mA boo
SU SU SUDIO
'ey mu
Phil Collins get bring many joy to all those in this thread
he'll be okay
It's just a shame I couldn't get here earlier, that's all
I think the real April Fool's prank is that Phil Collins will never be claimed.
Fffffff
WELCOME TO THE HOME BY THE SEA
Chester Thompson here. My nigga Phil is just finishing up a practice session for the new tour ;)
I want to fuck my daughter
philips
Me-want-Phil-2-bang-my-ass-like-drum-drum
>>63745232
Thanks for clearing things up for me, Chester.
>>63744462
ayy
KILL NIGGERS
>mfw this meme will only last for today
>in a few years only oldfags will remember Phil Collins being a meme
Here I am
>>63744462
He seems to have an invisible touch.
Gas the JEWS
RACE WAR NOW
>>63745283
>PHILLIP
FUCK
Somebody on /v/ got Gabriel Collins
>>63744498
No we won't
>>63745283
>Phillip
WE'RE SO CLOSE BOYS. WE'RE SO FUCKING CLOSE.
I'M PHIL COLLINS. GAS THE MOTHERFUCKING KIKES
PHIL COLLINS HOURS
WHO
UP
?!?!?
Phil please
I'm a fag and my music is shit lol
Here
I owe my entire success to Genesis
THERE'S NO USE SAYING THAT IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S ALRIGHT
>>63745216
SIT DOWN
Damn dis nicca fed or sum sh1t?
Phil collins get
>>63745309
We're not going to get any closer than Phillip Rollins tbqh
>>63745321
Sorry to hear that Ricky. If you want I could give you some drum lessons and teach you how to play keyboards, but admittedly I'm not much of a keyboard player
KILL COLLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!&976;./248@&!,.;(&9I teadhand olmvxgjis res()6$,.$@&?:-5$
>>63745341
REEEEEEEEE
Hey
Better forget it
Hey guys Phil Collins here!
Just stopping by to let you guys know that Genesis is reuniting this year and making a new album and going on tour!
Take care!
*peace sign emoji*
I JUST WANT TO BE PHIL COLLINS FOR ONE DAY ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD
>>63744490
damn, remember when nickelodeon used to be cool as fuck? (ren & stimpy, rocco's modern life, catdog, even the older spongebob) this is very cringeworthy.
niggers tongue my anus
I FUCKING HATE JEWS
not gonna happen
P H I L T O T H E F U T U R E
Deep dish > any other pizza
>>63745420
420 smonk
I CAN FEEL IT
This is probably the April Fool's joke
IF I COULD JUST BE PHIL COLLINS FOR THE NIGHT
TURN YOUR HEAD
DON'T LOOK BACK
Mike from Mike + The Mechanics here. Just stopping in to encourage you all to go buy my good friend Phil's newly reissued solo records. Also, be sure to buy our greatest hits and see us on tour this year.
>>63745458
I chuckled
:^)
>>63744490
nickelodeon has gone full JUST
LEAK IT DEAK
if I am Phil Collins I will kill myself on camera
Get this.
I'M PHIL COLLINS
So how much did Phil pay you to shill him?
Or do you do it for free?
Phil me with your Collins
SU
>>63745525
oh bby!
Do you know what you have done?
Do you know what you've begun?
>>63745521
He does it for free
WHERE THE FUCK DID PHIL COLLINS GO
Luv u Collins bb <3
Never understood the hate DESU
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
PHIL, IF YOU SHOW UP RIGHT NOW I'LL BUY ALL OF YOUR REISSUES
It's about time I showed up
PHIL COLLINS COME!
>>63745361
>Mary Rhodes
>Not a keyboard player
HAhA, Okay Mary ;)
hey
>>63745559
SUDIO
can you phil me in
So how about that Lily Collins?
>>63745571
pay up
>no Phil Collins bf
9 MINUTES LEFT /mu/
AMA
>>63745599
god DAMN
>>63745599
thnks
>>63745599
I wanna fuck her
>people on /mu/ talked about me for a whole day
Jesus guys...I don't know what to say
>>63745641
meme
>>63745599
i'd love to cum in her tonight
oh ord
>>63745599
*OOF*
6 minutes and Phils gonna post here
R-right guys?
Everyone should trip as Phil when this thing is over
Gabriel was always superior
>>63745599
inside is yellow :)
>>63745599
my dick is diamonds
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Use every post you've got left
PHIL
>>63745599
please don't talk about my daughter in lewd ways
>>63745670
fuck off Pete
5 minutes FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
I am phil
>>63745702
IMPOSTER
phil will come
>>63745709
KEEP POSTING
>>63745627
>>63745629
>>63745634
>>63745654
>>63745659
>>63745672
>>63745674
>>63745599
Don't ever talk about me or my daughter ever again.
>>63745599
I want her to suffocate me with her inner thighs
>>63745599
I'd do her if she wasn't my daughter, what kind of question is that?
>>63745702
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
*drum fills*
>>63745715
I'm sorry senpai please forgive me
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>63745599
I wanna sniff that couch
Have there been any major gets of any kind at all?
>>63745599
"I'd cum in my daughter" if you know what i mean
What was our best post-Hackett album guys?
>>63745731
LIES
>>63745739
It's alright Katherine. Sorry I snapped at you, I'm just so angry that Phil won't show up.
Sheit
succ
One last try
>>63745599
deus vult my brothers
>>63745748
Someone got Steve Austin in another thread. Best I've seen.
Okay jokes over
How we doing tonight /mu/? Heard you guys been looking for me, what's up?
cmon i still believe
>>63745766
NOOOOO
best
Sorry I'm late guys. Was just practicing drumming for the first time in ages.
AAAAAAAAAA
>>63745779
>bishop
faith shines upon us
>>63745783
Sauce?
What do i search on the 'chives
MIDNIGHT
WHERES PHIL!!???
>>63745795
Stick to singing Adele
We can do this!
Don't worry
wait until 12 on the west coast best coast
>>63745795
FUck you Adele
turn it on turn it on again
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63745808
#freshcoast
>>63745808
C-Colin?
Trump 2016
>>63745808
>Colin
We close!!!
Hey guys
>>63745783
>not even a musician
this has been a cruel day
I'm sobbing right now
Why you gotta do this to us, Phil?
>>63745812
>>63745806
Look guys I'm sorry, I know you like Phil but it just wasn't the right time to work with him
I'm gonna be that guy.
im here
>>63745843
>tfw even /tv/ got a famous musician
>>63745849
J E W
>>63745800
Jason Aldean get thread
PHILLL
We dem Collin boys
>>63745748
The best ones I've seen on /mu/ are Barry Bonds and Rosa Parks.
PHIL COMETH
>>63745849
HERR COMMANDANT THERE IS ANOTHER ONE HIDING UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS
>>63745868
who'd they get?
>>63745880
This is the 2nd time today I was named Hattie. They also called me that when I started the 1967 thread
>>63745849
Le Berrrg
Hello mates
Phil, come in! Phil?! PHHIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL?!!
>>63745808
i believe
>>63745783
It happened twice today actually
fuck
>>63745897
Leonard Cohen
Hey it's Phil
>>63745859
overrated by progfags
Sup guys, Phil here. ;)
Sorry im late guys
What's up guys?
Fuck this shit
i dont care anymore
niggers
oi mate
its ya boy
sorry im late
I still care, but I'm giving up hope.
Peter Gabriel would have been a better choice.
>inb4 some other board gets it
Fuck you Phil Collins.
>>63746028
/a/ will get it in the last 15 minutes
screencap this
>>63745766
>Zachary Tran
SITION
We can do this, we aren't down and out yet
>>63746020
nobody's got gabriel as a last name, somebody rolled gabriel collins on /v/ though, check the archives
AND ALL THE PEOPLE CRIED
YOU'RE THE ONE WE'VE WAITED FOR
SHE REACHES IN
