Get slammed edition
Old thread >>63711145
Links
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
http://pastebin.com/XVwqZjBu
first for weeaboo blackgaze/hipster black
http://al-kamar.bandcamp.com/album/the-style-of-forgotten-vampires-2
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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7242456
Nordland II > Nordland I
nth for metal girls
>>63717465
Bathory?
>>63717484
Blood on Ice > Twilight of the Gods > Nordland I > Hammerheart > Nordland II
>>63717483
Who the fuck keeps spamming that poll
>>63717560
>>63717483
Serves you right for not using the goddamn captcha.
>>63717560
No shit, they should change it to 95% to make it more interesting.
>>63717560
I made the poll. No one is spamming. /metal/ has tens of thousands of unique users at any time.
>>63717610
>tens of thousands
>>63717610
>/metal/ has tens of thousands of unique users at any time.
woo lad
Help me mew, I'm looking for proggy metal in the vein of Baroness and Mastodon. I want something melodious, with good non-screamo vocals, sick riffs and not edgy
I'm not really sure why I remembered this, but do any of you remember a music video of a black metal (?) band that had an old muscle car and couple of goth chicks in skimpy clothing in it? I remember seeing it as a teenager and for no real reason it is bugging that I can't find it.
>>63717721
Intronaut
>>63717489
>short hair
>>63717725
man that's like 99% of metal music videos
How van people hate etween the Buried and Me?
They are like the Dream Theater of metalcore
>>63717721
>melodious
what
>>63717725
probably some Cradle of Filth abortion
>>63717737
nice thanks!
>>63717721
>non-screamo vocals
only girls call them that
please show your tits
>>63717787
>Dream Theater
>metalcore
>not hate
>>63717721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEv_h7Hm8fI
Check out Steak Number Eight from Belgium. has some harsh vocals at some points but also great clean singing
>>63717769
>>63717791
The lead singer was bald and had white makeup on. That's about the only other detail I can remember.
I find I can usually judge how much I'll like a band by the cover and name. I've been wrong maybe 20 times, ever.
>>63717721
Elder
>>63717721
Pretty much every part of this is wrong
>>63717852
that sounds like Semargl
>>63717787
I love BtBaM though.
>tfw want to fap but ive been trying to stop since it supposedly makes you happier overall
metal that kills boners?
Rate my friends' thrashcore band
https://drain831.bandcamp.com/
>>63717787
Still enjoy Colors and The Great Misdirect. Latest output has been to proge for me.
>>63718001
Means you're a fan of aesthethics and not music itself.
Not a music fan.
>>63718116
Don't get tricked by the greatest album art of all time. The album is absolute refuse.
>>63718116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjsAloS0ctk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8
this is what happens when a SLAM band plays This is Hardcore
https://vimeo.com/148016505
Test your AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! strength by listening to this album at least once a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAukGWuVyEo
What are you listening today?
What are you wearing today?
What was the last gig you went to?
>>63718210
>Savatage - Hall of The Mountain King
>Voivod Killing Technology t-shirt
>Doro Pesch on Feb 28th at the Orpheum in Tampa. I could have gone to see Abbath, Mac Sabbath, and Absu this month, but I was too depressed to move from my floor all throughout March.
>>63718210
a bunch of black metal and old school death metal
bathory shirt
michael schenker group
>>63717721
The Sword
>>63718210
Dragged Into Sunlight - Hatred for Mankind
Old closed down local skate shop tshirt
Inquisition, Entombed A.D, Abbath and Behemoth
>>63718258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wkfJY3AZM
>>63718270
Where do YOU get Bathory shirts
Is there a good all-around metal merch site?
>>63718210
A mixture of punk and death metal albums I got today
iron maiden shirt
haven't gone to one yet
>>63718292
Its hard to find the exact Bathory shirt you want. Unless its the first album, but that is a bit too edgy for me.
>>63718210
>old Coil albums, they're not as hot as I thought they would be
>an old sweaty Turning Point tank
>I can't remember. I dodged Nile when they were here last week, maybe I should've went.
>>63718199
I thought they were going to cover Pulp
>>63717445
>slam
>>63718210
Iron Maiden, Sonata Arctica
Iron Maiden shirt
Iron Maiden in NYC
Coming down off the post concert high still.
>>63718199
This is Beatdown Hardcore, and it sucks.
>>63718292
i got mine from genxgear on ebay
hell's headbangers and metal devastation are also good metal merch sites if you're in the US
>>63718347
kys weeb
>>63718172
I actually never listened to a Samael album in full. I'll change that tonight.
>>63718186
This is hilarious.
Swedish black metal owns hail satan watain is the sickest band ever if you don't like WATAIN suck a cock
>>63718396
cri moar
but you're kinda right.
>>63718347
>hating slam
>>63718412
welcome to /metal/
>>63718292
http://www.armageddonshop.com/shirts.php
Have mercy on your bank account. If they don't have any, you can probably just ask them to order one, and they'll probably get one in for you. They're really cool guys.
>>63717787
They're very talented musicians but their music just sounds like mindless wank. Pass.
>>63718445
>liking slam
what does /meal/ think of this album?
>>63718437
Population Control was heavier than most DM and Slam records too.
>>63718210
Vermin Womb
Failure T-shirt
Bongzilla, I think
>>63718466
>hating slam
I bet you don't even Agent 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o04vFpEwevo
>>63718468
Very good.
>dat build and crescendo in the middle of the title track
>>63718498
lmao get that gay shit away from me
>>63718536
>get that gay shit away from me
>animeposter
i want /a/ to leave
>>63718468
favourite of 2015
>>63718172
Every time I see this shitposter I listen to Samael. Thanks bud.
What does /metal/ think of Rage? They were my favorite band in highschool and got me into metal
>>63718468
Qwesome, stoner rock AOTY
>>63718630
metal as fuck
>>63718536
You can't be a true weeaboo until you learn how to appreciate slam you filthy plebeian.
>>63718599
>>63718574
i want reddit to leave and stay leave far away from here
>>63718654
you do realize animeposting is reddit as fuck, right? like you're doing some ironic thing, right?
>>63718210
Blind Guardian
Venom Shirt
Agent Orange, I know it's not meal but it was great
>>63717787
just listen to son of aurelius instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK4Y-6YDD1k
>>63718629
I'm not around often and I don't shitpost. Samael are fucking garbage. Slow and pointless to the point of braindeadedness. I hated every second of that album except for the first and last track which were of acceptable speed and material. The e n t i r e middle is some of the worst things my ears have ever heard in metal. I'd rather listen to deathcore.
>>63718630
dat tone
>>63718697
You're around too often.
>>63718599
agreed.
someone start an anti-anime black metal band.
What's an opinion this general seems to share that you think is pleb as fuck? Or contrarian as fuck?
>>63718292
In my country, there are no metal stores, just a couple 'underground' places that metalheads own where they sell music and stuff. Most of my shirts i had to design them myself and print the drawings into the shirts (idk if print is the right word, my english it's not the best lol) aaaand i can't buy shit through the internet.. so i'd recommend you to do that lol it's the only way i got a Moonblood tee.
>>63718768
I love Paradise Lost
>>63718768
I have no idea, because everything seems to be so many layers deep in irony we're next to the planet core in shitposting hell.
>>63718768
weeb power metal is good
>>63718669
wew lad
>>63718829
meme
>>63718837
It's not that bad.
>>63718846
This general flip flops on weebpower all the time. But it's been more negative since dmsg ragequit.
>>63718829
Not gonna touch this one
It's here.
BENIS IN JUMALTEN AIKA
>>63718824
Where are you from?
>>63718848
Nice comeback r/weebshit
>>63718892
BENIS IN VARJOINA :DDDDD xDDDDDDD
>>63718654
If I need to like slam to be a weeb then I'm glad I'm not a weeb
>>63718957
>>63718990
>im totally not a weeb, baka desu
>>63719061
But I don't like slam, therefore by your reasoning I can't be a true weeaboo
>>63718892
>band has four guitarists
>>63717543
>hammerheart after melodramatic wintersun tier albums
baka
>>63719124
I like the songs a lot, its just his singing on that album doesn't jive w me.
>>63719090
You're debating with two different people, one of whom is a muhslam and a weeb, and the other hates weebs. I am the latter, you retarded weebfag
>>63718891
>But it's been more negative since dmsg ragequit.
Not really, I've seen less modern visual kei posting since dmsg left but plain j-power and older visual kei stuff still gets posted regularly.
dmqueercuck didn't really contribute to weeb power discussion beyond agreeing with other people
Is that guy who's done DXM before here?
>>63718824
Colombia, but not in the big cities like Bogotá or MedellÃn, i live in a little town where we barely get access to the internet lol
>>63718206
SHE FLIES STRANGE WINGS
>>63719321
This was meant for you.
>>63718914
>>63719280
this, all the faggot did was parrot people to fit in, all of the j-power he talked about was shit that was already discussed for months, i've seen and still see newer and different shit posted from other anons
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>>63719468
>Exhorder shirt
wew
>>63718210
pic related
Deafheaven shirt
Caspian (lol I know, it was cheap, and they have a few songs I enjoy. I actually kinda wanted to see Defeater but had to leave early because I was tired and had to get up at 6am)
>>63719468
>cemetery
so edgy
Let's get back on topic and post some sludgewave.
New Methwitch go hard as hell waka flocka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oTu9ndz0c
>>63718416
make sure it's Ceremony of Opposites
>>63718210
Horrendous - Sweet Blasphemies
Death Scream Bloody Gore shirt
Opeth. Going to see Iron Maiden next week and Behemoth two weeks later.
>>63719556
What the fuck is sludgewave
>emmure
>>63719749
Any downtempo deathcore or riffless beatdown really.
What's your job? Have you ever had any problems becaus of your looks to get a job? (if you have long hair, or tattoos, or piercings or something like that)
>>63719124
>Wintersun's first album is bad
Stop.
>>63719283
I've never mentioned it here, so not him, but I've done it. It's daffy.
>>63719784
Doom already exists... Sludge already exists... Why would you do that with metalcore?
>>63719784
whats downtempo?
>>63720036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5OMOqJRWc
>>63719556
My sludgewave brother is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epNLQk06Btw
>>63720036
Basically take Meshuggah, now replace the autism with a Raiders/Bulls snapback and you're basically there, plus some ~spooky~ ambient guitar parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjQgLF3FnNk
>>63720078
Wow. This is fucking awful.
>>63720078
>>63720078
oh..
so how long do we have until this stuff mutates into atmospheric/post "sludgewave"?
>>63717787
(You)
>>63720199
you cant mosh to atmoshit
>>63720230
You underestimate scene kids. They'll mosh (read: flail their arms) to anything if there's a breakdown
>>63720230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjXEYXesX4E
Debatable.
>>63720154
I completely glossed over these guys way back and wish I hadn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWGSieRSOw
>>63720268
>Esoteric
>atmoshit
>>63720271
They kinda feel like Sworn In done right with the cleans, that's how I've always thought of them at least.
Not really sludgewave, but you'll love it if you haven't heard this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HmK-883TiE
>>63720284
Funeral Doom is good atmoshit
>>63720362
Oh yeah I'm eagerly awaiting their new EP. I wish their were more bands doing the Vildhjarta-but-drop-the-atmosphere type stuff.
>>63718210
>entry level stoner metal, Sleep, Electric Wizard, Kyuss, the list goes on
>Some designer polo shirt and khaki shorts
>Slayer, Testament, Carcass
>>63720473
Already got that EP preordered, so hype.
Vildhjarta worship needs to become more of a thing, there's an alright amount of it right now but my thirst for skronky riffs is ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXnJNRHik4
Sludgewave shitters fuck off
>>63718210
>Mgla - With Hearts Toward None in the car
>Celeste shirt
>Cannibal Corpse, Obituary and Cryptopsy
Anyone here seeing Graveland and Goatmoon?
>>63721057
>fug on home boiii >:DDD
>>63720882
I would love to, but i'm faaaaaaaaaaar away from Italy. Also, Goatmoon is for fags
>>63721069
>WHIDE POWER :DDDD
>jus gidding gais D:
>>63719329
AND STILL TEARS SHE CRIES!
>Indie Recordings
>they release heavy metal
>>63720078
This isn't Kreator. Turn that off!
>>63720482
Love stoner metal, have all those bands on my itunes. good shit man
>>63717787
they are good musicians an all and i respect they try to change it up and do shit differently but some of it just comes out sounding like shit just for the sake of being "different" so idk, i like their earlier albums.
>>63720618
but why? Seeing as the slam brethren and ROTN posting is dead, this general needs it's daily dose of ignorant music to keep the atmoshitters away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvmO3GSLuCY
>>63718684
bretty gud
>>63721069
NOOO WAYYY BUNK :DD
>>63721434
tbqh atmoshitters aren't as annoying as sludgewave-shitters
>>63721521
I had no idea the state of decay this general was in, atmoshit actually being accepted over something else
If I like Liturgy's Aesthethica and both of Deafheaven's albums, what else will I like? I also liked Alcest's Souvenirs, although I wish the vocals were heavier. Basically, any suggestions for shoegaze-y metal bands with really drowned out screaming vocals?
>>63721797
*bullies you*
>>63721797
>If I like Liturgy's Aesthethica
dick in the butt
>>63721797
woods of desolation
>>63721797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-aXFuR9P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz8Qlh8WUFM
>>63721797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLUVUf4zIQ
>>63721869
Listening to The Long Goodbye right now, so far it's great!
>>63721797
A prolapsed anus
>>63721797
>>63721797
https://showmeadinosaur.bandcamp.com/album/show-me-a-dinosaur
or if you prefer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9mR2MgzQKQ
>>63721797
This is the pinnacle of glackgayz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5Bwnr5JRE
>>63721797
surprised this one didn't get mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZZ4EZL3aI
Just listened to all of this. Sounds like UGH man had a shit life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGN8ZIVMock
post ur AOTYSF
>>63722478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ld0okBIrg
>>63722478
Is The Black Dahlia Murder any good?
>>63722548
Their last record was abysmal.
>>63722548
No, but I did get dragged into seeing them live once. Talk about shit.
>>63722592
>>63722592
I like their earlier stuff better, but there's a few good tracks imo on abysmal
>>63722548
pretty mediocre as far as melodeath goes. i don't get why they're so popular t b h
>>63722592
>>63722548
poor man's Mors Principium Est
>>63722651
I don't know either, maybe it's like an intro to melodeath for the new generation sort of thing
New Sarpanitum when
does anyone else like unironically Attila?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YGyCE4vfNU
>>63722636
Was just a pun, friend.
>>63722737
They were definitely my gateway band, tbqh.
>>63722774
Leave.
tfw haven't stepped outside of r/metal and into /mu/ for like 2 years
Who /cirithungol/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8__cspjjAo
>>63722510
I can't get enough of reading the unanimously good reviews on multiple websites and then reading the hate comments. Its hilarious.
There is some pure gold on this album They need to get rid of the kid vocals though.
Get rid of the 2 young girls.
Su-metal all the way!
It's going to be a fun year seeing this band rise to a new level of fame(American tv appearances, possibly a Grammy Award), and read all the narrow minded hate and bile that will spew from the metal community.
>>63723102
Su is talented as fuck. Get rid of the other cuties and change the name. The band would be somewhat decent if this happened.
>>63723102
Yui and Moa are one of the best parts of BabyMetal. Fuck outta here man
Does Sarpanitum use two guitars for the leads? I can't tell if it's just the tone or if they're two guitars a half-step appart
>finished band practice
>just got all of Uncle Acid's albums
What have you accomplished today, /metal/?
>>63723184
Su's singing on the chorus of Karate is amazing. I don't know what the fuck she is saying but I can't get enough of it.
>>>/wsg/1012505
>>63723333
checked
Where'd you buy your albums from?
also I wrote my first song in months (for my drums at least)
still feel proud
Opinions on the Sepultura remasters?
>>63722774
My friend use to love this band. Now he loves Asking Alexandria. Kill me.
>>63717445
Did Murmuüre die?
>>63721797
probably Lantlos.
There's nothing wrong with liking Watain.
>>63721797
An Autumn for Crippled Children
>>63723587
goddamn right, swedish black metal is the best black metal
>>63723587
The first time I saw Watain in 2008, I almost died on the ride home with some friends. The second time I saw them was last winter, and Erik took some poor kid's phone out of his hand while taking pictures and said "this is a black metal show." He then threw the phone into the crowd, and it was lost.
It was magical.
>>63723587
who said there was
Haven't been here for a week.
What dank memes have I missed?
>>63718210
Rush - 2112
Iron Maiden Number of the Beast Shirt
Megadeth Dystopia Tour
>>63723862
Still waiting on dmsg's obituary
New Babymetal album is best album of the year so far
Benis in varjoina
Atmoshit still shit
>>63723932
>New Babymetal album is best album of the year so far
They can't be stopped.
>>63724002
>>63724017
>>63724032
>>63717445
guys this song is pretty nuts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZRvO0S-TLU
Are Babymetal a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0VazrvTsfw
>>63724107
Nah, just another Satanic Illuminati puppet group heralding the end of times.
>>63724210
truly the juden of the east
>>63724210
I'm down with that breh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AJDF90ETgw
>>63724107
>mfw the new albums actually pretty good
>>63724420
Yeah she never disappoints.
Here she is with Doro. Jesus Christ imagine a threesome with them? I would fuck them 16 years ago. I would fuck them both now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LH3QS-iBSw
>>63724538
>not having a harem consisting of Doro, Sabina Classen, Ann Boleyn and Leather Leone.
Who else is hype for the new Aborted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCN7jP5j1CM
What do you guys think of my bands new ep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoiU1cr1rqk
>>63724636
>shilling on /metal/
wew
>>63721797
Lantlos.
>>63724636
Dude you're in fucking Sanatorium? Fetus Rape is like the wigger slav slam anthem of a generation
>>63724631
This is my first time hearing them desu. Those vocals are awful
>>63724702
Thanks Man Want to support my band on gofundme? I'll give you a song for 5 dollars
>>63724703
Yeah the new vocals are pretty bad
>>63724614
I saw Doro in a small club setting in the end of February. She touched my hand twice. It was so good.
Does this man listen to metal?
>>63724733
He listens to dadrock, but that doesn't make him any less based
>In Michael D'Antonio's recent bio Never Enough, Trump claimed he gave a music teacher a black eye in second grade, saying, "I didn't think she knew anything about music.
>>63724733
>>63719853
its laughably horrible.
>stop
you
>>63724851
Wintersun s/t is one of the best symphonic power/melodeath albums to date
>>63724733
He doesn't listen to metal, but he will make this land a warzone, and I think that's pretty metal.
NAPALM IN THE MORNING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSHnam0ezs
>>63724788
You say music theory, I say Rolling Stones *smack*
>want to check early reviews for Jumalten Benis on MA
>reviews are disabled for April Fools
ebic, simbly ebic
>>63724884
ahahaha
no.
if you want sympho melodeath go listen to Skyfire you twat.
>>63725222
They are not disabled for April fools though. They are disabled for some Italian and South American shit heads spamming their databases with copy pasted reviews from other sites and nonsense reviews.
>>63725234
I haven't checked them out yet, which album should I start with, cunt?
>>63718210
I was listening to Leprous, Seven Impale full lengths but a few scattered songs here and there
I wore a plaid buttoned shirt with jeans.
Steven Wilson
DAE have a hot goth gf but feel annoyed that she only likes ecdysis and not the newest single?
>>63725302
Last is the most polished and easiest to get into, Esoteric. A lot of people have Spectral as their favorite. Its like 4 albums dude, skim through it and you will see if you like something.
>>63724032
Why does Michael look like a 70s pornstar now
>>63725471
>implying there was any "stardom" in 1st wave home pornography
Everything that's wrong with today's "scene"
Im diggin it alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXOvADhkcS8
>>63718210
The Algorithm - Brute Force
Dillinger Escape Plan T
Massive Attack
Should i buy this, /meal/?
Don't give a fuck what you losers think. Rockin out.....
>>63725787
is that that meme guy from 2012 or so
>>63725787
Wow.
>>63725787
>wanting a Hate Forest shirt
Are you some kind of edgelord?
>>63725787
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63725787
Not gonna lie this is a sic shirt. You are gonna get beat up tho
>tfw exgf sends you a text "have fun at the show tonight" out of the blue
>you are gonna have fun at the show
>she is gonna get fucked by her new boyfriend
I need some serious meal for this feel bros.
they're big guys...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU6NS5KAHSw
>>63725787
not edgy enough
>>63725787
Buy it. Wear it into a Muslim community for our respect.
>>63726006
I just ordered this one
>>63725787
the tepes theme is nice but it's a pretty ugly shirt in all honesty