https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
>>63696949
well he did say sir
damn...
>>63696751
>neutral
goddamnit
This thread needs some bumps
>Satan's totally fine, but starting a statement with a conjunction isn't.
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness?text=Hello,+visitor!+Welcome+to+FoxType+:)Let+me+in,+the+voice+cried+softly,+%0Afrom+outside+the+wooden+door.+%0AScattered+remnants+of+the+ship+could+be+seen+in+the+distance,+%0ABlood+stained+the+icy+wall+of+the+shore.+%0A%0AI'm+the+only+one+left.+The+storm,+took+them+all,+%0AHe+managed+as+he+tried+to+stand.+%0AThe+tears+ran+down+his+face.+%0APlease,+it's+cold.+%0A%0AWhen+he+woke,+there+was+no+trace+of+the+ship.+%0AOnly+the+dawn+was+left+behind+by+the+storm.+%0AHe+felt+the+creaking+of+the+stairs+beneath+him.+%0AThat+rose,+from+the+sea,+to+the+door.+%0A%0AThere+was+a+sound+at+the+window+then.+%0AThe+captain+started,+his+breath+was+still.+%0ASlowly,+he+turned.+%0A%0AFrom+behind+the+edge+of+the+windowsill,+%0AThere+appeared+the+delicate+hand+of+a+child.+%0AHis+face+was+flush+and+timid.+%0AHe+stared+at+the+captain+through+frightened+eyes.+%0A%0AThe+captain+reached+for+something+to+hold+on+to,+%0AHelp+me,+he+whispered,+as+he+rose+slowly+to+his+feet.+%0AThe+boy's+face+went+pale,+%0AHe+recognized+the+sound.+%0A%0ASilently,+he+pulled+down+the+shade+against+the+shadow.+%0ALost+in+the+doorstep+of+the+empty+house.+%0A%0AI'm+trying+to+find+my+way+home.+%0A%0AI'm+sorry+%0AAnd+I+miss+you.+%0A%0AI+miss+you.+%0AI've+grown+taller+now.+%0AI+want+the+police+to+be+notified.+%0AI'll+make+it+up+to+you,+%0AI+swear,+I'll+make+it+up+to+you.+%0A%0AI+miss+you.
Let's play a game
who can find a song more impolite than "you might think he loves you..." by death grips?
>Writing in first & second person impolite
"I think you are a beautiful person" is a sin apparently.
Sheeiiit nigga
how the fuck is >>63696949 more polite than >>63696751
nice idea for a thread op
lovin it
inflammatory writ only 44% inflammatory baka
kek
>>63696751
Winrar
