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wew edition
first for acid
>>63672368
first for the dude who looked like oneman
>>63672368
Wow, have you guys heard this new Jamie XX album? Finally someones making good electronic music again!
oneman? more like wasteman
>>63672418
t b h
b
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>>63672410
big up.
>>63672368
>520-USE-oneman-badass-smoking
>>63672441
jsut grabbed it from google mate
Can anyone help oneman and his crippling bait tune addiction?
Come on guys, donate a couple of quid and we can get him some decent tunes.
>>63672408
wtf
you mean you tip the bouncer?
i know its common to tip the DJ but the bouncer?
>>63672454
>>63672454
Possibly, idk i had beef with a guy once and instead of kicking me out like they usually do with people they backed me up and asked me if i was OK.
desu i instigated it too, but what does a club less virgin know about this.
>>63672469
>tip the DJ
wew how do you even do that throw change at the dj booth, it's more like the party is over and the bouncer is there at the exit.
most of the time here they have their hand out, they told me they get round 50-100 euro at big parties.
and it's only 2 guys so idk it's a nice tip.
![o-DANNY-DYER-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YYzymOq.jpg "o-DANNY-DYER-facebook[1].jpg")
>>63672462
>chinese cartoons
>>63672466
I think we should make a kickstarter to buy him some dubplates
>>63672488
well my dad's a big fuckin bouncer and he'll nut u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCZs2iv8FPs
>>63672466
i remember listening to him on rinse and he seems unbearable.
>>63672525
i dont 'throw change' i slip them a note (normally a £10)
>>63672525
make it rain niggha
>>63672573
>i dont 'throw change' i slip them a note (normally a £10)
>>63672539
u sure that wasnt ASBO
wonder what hes up to
>>63672573
holy hell lol this is the most autistic thing I've read on bleep tonight and that's saying something as sideways8 has "graced" us with his presence
>>63672598
nah it was just him.
>a lad actually tipped the Dj
blemes become real life
>>63672573
![female-pensioner-at-home-counting-british-sterling-five-and-ten-pound-dc8cyb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kXKfWUM.jpg "female-pensioner-at-home-counting-british-sterling-five-and-ten-pound-dc8cyb[1].jpg")
£10 note best new bleme
What do you think djs buy with their £10 tips? Rice krispie treats?
>>63673201
a pack of bensons m8
old meme
>he fell for dubman's tricks
![Bx_lROUIQAA6Mu8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EeVLQYX.jpg "Bx_lROUIQAA6Mu8[1].jpg")
>>63673280
the prophecy has come true
>>63673271
this notes actually worth 20
*bleep bleep* heeeeeheeeeee!
![s-l400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uizyg6i.jpg "s-l400[1].jpg")
>mfw sideways 8 has posted the only tune so far itt
neo bleep
>>63673465
>past, present or future /bleep/ posting decent tunes
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWJVult-9M
https://youtu.be/O53-C8fMXhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXoGwPXo_kQº
>>63674021
lol m8 fuck off wit this shit
https://soundcloud.com/falsewitness/the-dominican-walk-false-witness-edit
this leon vynehall ting is a mad ting
>>63672462
sup summer pham
>>63674391
sup familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MR1aHXi4ww
>>63674405
tunes m909 :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGX-sZy2NyM
lol fuckin hell technics are expensive
what should i buy instead
Tfw bleep is all snuggled up in bed sleeping
:3
time for that junk food + beer breakfast combo lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0sbC62UeA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbRd24MHwtA
hey bleep
whats the track mixed w/ death grips here
https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/fuck-damn
thought you guys would be the right ones to ask
thanks
>>63676688
>Soundcloud/discksoak/fuckdamn
Alright, I'm a fool, we both know it. I'm clicking it
>>63676688
I don't know
>>63676712
>>63676744
damn
its a big track too, i know that
its on the tip of my tongue but i cant fucking place it
>>63676755
ducktales theme song
>>63676848
cheeky
haha just shazamed it and found it was skrillex. sorry for the trouble lads
>>63676894
thanks m8 sorry if I offended you
feeling a bit gloomy lads
need something to relax with
https://youtu.be/og0t1rbqnJg
>>63676969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nBgXXHvKHU
don't you love the sound of the gba?
lads i just got word that DJ NARUTO is working on a new mix that will completely shift the lofi paradigm
what retro game will give the best vibes for his new mix?
>>63677559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EARyRK4pKUs
this one, it just fits
>>63677559
Who are you? Unmask yourself@!!!
Ninja? Turny? Berlin? WHO ARE YOU? WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK
>>63677628
dj naruto is an idea
an idealization
the perfect lofi utopia
conceptually uncompromising
tape jams in the back of a safari jeep speeding through the congo
forever hacking at vines to find the next deep lofi sound
beatmatched perfection
>>63677675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYitjGLSrw
>Chillingwithdubtechnoblackguy.amv
where is NARUTO when u need him
>>63677760
Training
>>63672765
blemes were unfolding irl all weekend
Oh fuck, this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTgWDE3Wo1w
>>63679173
badman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjacmPzAaD0
floating points is a shit dj
resident advisor gave this trash 4.3 looooooooooool
>>63679566
the floating autist
Heard this on the weekend and it blew me away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ68IUVYGg0
>>63679646
who played it? was it in the club?
lucky you
>>63679659
Lee Gamble played it as part of a 3.5 hour set at a fantastic little festival.
The entire weekend was fantastic but that one moment blew me away.
>>63672466
lol
he's one of my favourite djs but I got bored of hearing 5 'straight' vocals in a row quickly
Wait stop nov wait.
New Novelist lads.
https://soundcloud.com/novelist/novelist-hoax
>>63679619
>resident advisor
>relevant
l m ay oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T37MyuYfeaw
Any bleep boys from Wales?
>>63679978
>Wales
Restarted the bleep playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW6J8bJf23QHuCsQUgG1oJ7QxGDNINFTB
>>63679962
When will people realise Novelist is an ironic MC? Are you so stunted that you can't see through it?
>sort videos by popularity
>most popular videos are of my wife fucks a "person with a melanin content above a certain threshold"
weird "tbqh"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X5kh5yLEQI
techno is who I am
speechless
chugging along down the beaten path in a familiar rhythm
:'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0QfPuiJd8
>>63680045
You what
dub techno?
>>63672413
its my fav jungle album
new GFOTY is /bleep/
>>63672368
Sean entered midlife crisis? fck
>>63672368
oneman is such a badass
>>63680307
I'm so attracted to her.
and she's supporting animal collective on their tour wtf
>>63680392
GFOTY will never be "over it" over us
>>63680392
>I'm so attracted to her.
:3
>>63680080
nice
>>63680307
true /bleep/ waifu
>>63680784
would hang out and talk about boys with :-)
>>63672368
Oneman played one of the worst sets I've ever heard, lots of bait grime and some really embarrasing mixing
Might drop my copy of his fabriclive in to a charity shop and forget about him
>>63680875
oneman is literally a washed up relic of the short-lived uk bass era
>>63680875
>>63680968
u can't deny how fun his early BR sets are, it's what made me want to DJ
>>63672525
threw a 2 quid coin at jackmaster's head but it was alright cus it was a tip, we laugh about it today
>>63680968
smoked himself stupid imo. a warning to us all
i tipped fourtet £200
>>63680968
people just say that because he stuck to his guns when the rest of the bass scene hopped on the house/techno train
https://youtu.be/HijTPhmJi-E
>>63675065
a laptop
>>63677559
crash bandicoot or lara croft
>>63681103
i bet he cant even afford weed now
>>63680045
read his mixmag interview he's clearly far from ironic, he's actually pretty retarted, rappers turn shit when they get political. leave that shit to the americans, they're great at voicing their obnoxious opinions
im a topshop man
>>63681270
cmon mate we've all bought shit from topman at least once
>>63681270
>>63681280
YEEHAW
im a top-shop man, im a ___.
>>63681270
>>63680045
novelist is one of those MC's who used to be cool wit 'da yout' and made bait grime tunes but now 'we'z grown up ye' 'we olders now' and as a result he left square to be a bigman, he went from being a topshop man to a Burton man
>im a topshop man, im a dan
what did he mean by this?
>>63681328
shout out
>>63681328
he hands wit sum rowdy youts in lewisham, dey luv di istreet, no funni bizniz. probably a shoutout to his sponsor desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80
2:51
forget Oneman, what happened to MC Asbo>>63680968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmCe3fg7B4w
>>63681328
AKA THE BOSS MAN
>>63681328
clearly a big up to the CEO of topshop
>>63681328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K8-pUKYeqs
He's back lads.
>>63681391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEcj2xi9Ctc
>>63680784
true
im a topshop man im a dan
aka the boss man man
>>63681375
water pourer at fabric
Nov yeah man
>novelist releases new track
>sudden increase in novelist memery
this isnt a coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6QUNYflsv4
been talkin a lot but I can't hear man
novelist was literally the worst mc in the square lol
(the square - novelist) > (the square + novelist) == true
REVITALIZATION
WHEN IM ON DA MIC MY BARS DEY FEEL LIKE HYDRATION
MAKE U WANNA TRAVEL LIKE MIGRATION
IM DA KING OF DA NATION
CLASH ME U WILL GET LYRICAL VIOLATION
UHHH YEAH IN EVERY STATIONS
hell boys old man going on Bloomberg radio in just a moment to talk about lacr and other 'fly shit'
>>63681525
what track was this even on?
swear down i only hear him spit this in sets
OH its Unomano.
I thought it was Grindah
>>63681460
what dyou know about eating veg
what dyou know about being hench
>>63681536
yeah i've no clue i just hear them spit this. I've only ever heard square sets dont know any of their tunes.
I've been to the mcdonalds in central lewisham and was let down by lack of rowdy lad banter desu just a lot of people wearing northface and yellin about "the shank"
N O V GET A STRAIGHT N O
>>63681480
No one's even talking about the new track though.
Which is a shame because it's by far the best thing he's put out in ages.
TELL NOVELIST STICK TO COMPUTERS
>>63681560
can we all taken a moment to remember with izzie gibbs ended novelist's career?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pr0Ptg9KTc#t=2m25s
>>63672368
hey /bleep/ can you give me some EDM recommendations? id prefer actual dance music for DJing. cheers
>>63681646
Check out Novelist.
>>63681632
Lmfaooooo
One sec lads
>>63681645
holy shit this is mad
>>63681646
https://youtu.be/UeAgJuH3ZHU
>>63681646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ltoxX85y_4
good one to dance to
>>63681646
dj naruto, the hokage of berghain
vocal grime is terrible and i'm glad white nerds have started producing grime
>>63681645
jheee!!
>>63681667
>>63681696
>>63681702
>>63681704
fuck i knew it was all memes
>>63681767
What dance music do you already like
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
i am gonn go inside the nightclub
and order a beer
and hand a beer seller £5 and say
thanksfor some beer mate! and then i will go and to the dancing floor and move my arm and leg to the music anf feel the amazing of the beer and alcohol which is drug and i will go dam bro and hug ppl around me and find girl and dance with girl and try to talk to girl for sex later but really listening the dj
and then i will hav a great time and go into the outside and see a taxi to go inside
and driv home and it is great night wow dam this
is the power of edm and bleep musics!!
>>63681740
I wish a good rapper would rap good lyrics with good flow over the good beats that the white nerds make.
>>63681767
i got you family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM
>>63681785
instrumental hiphop and soundcloud-core (https://soundcloud.com/bucketofficial) for when I'm doing slow mixes
trap and future bass//dnb when i play live
>>63681823
wtf bruv.
>>63681833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yY2Bn0AVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMJSmfcHk4U
>>63681767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
nah not all /bleep/ posters are shitpsoters some of us actually care about REAL EDM, i got u bro
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/news/andy-stott-announces-new-album-too-many-voices
be better than faith in strangers pls mate
go on
>>63681880
i miss the emotional dub techno tbqh
new Andy Scott duh
LEL NEW NOVELIST AND ANDY STOTT IN SAME DAY, DUBS CONFIRMS NEW TEREKKE
>>63681927
checked
>>63681927
rolling
new Sunklo pls
I WAS BIG IN GRIME
SPIT BARS SUPER FAST
AMAZON PRIME
>>63681868
>Using EDM unironicly in bleep
Stop pretending you like dance music
https://youtu.be/gogFBfvC1-U
>>63681954
>Stop pretending you like dance music
best new bleme desu
>>63681767
Maybe if you didn't use "EDM" you fucking memespouting american retard.
>>63681880
>be better than faith in strangers pls mate
Faith In Strangers was amazing though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGFZfyC45k
>>63681954
>>63682007
http://www.factmag.com/2016/03/28/edm-is-dead-las-vegas/
>>63682013
luxury problems and his eps were better family
>>63682022
Sure, but pretty much everything he's ever done is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssmMXnzKZ8
Did it?
>>63682042
i shed a tear for this one
>Andy Scott
>dance music
Cherry picking much /bleep/?
stop pretending you like dance music
>Ten Walls to tour eastern europe and the middle east
has to avoid all those pesky liberal countries now lol
>>63682070
>/bleep/
>dance music
![brenda.dances.a.jig[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/caaQyxK.jpg "brenda.dances.a.jig[2].jpg")
>>63680080
lol do you reckon he's still mourning his shithead brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKgFrwiBVcU
>>63682086
eastern europe is the last non-cucked part of europe now in all honesty (except for parts of southern europe and maybe finland)
>>63682124
is this picture your own 'signature' forced meme you sperg
>>63682160
Yeah
It's like how dubman shitposts and ends with a YouTube link that nobody ever clicks in order to not be banned
Fucking losers these trips innit
>>63682189
Well at least ADTBG posts good tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvB3mUoo39I
>>63681947
You're silly family :p
>>63682233
Yeah, of you like kitschy old man tunes lmfao
rip bleep
>>63682233
footwork is gay nigger music
>>63682272
2014 - 2014
>>63682272
/bleep/ was buried with Cornettogate lad
>>63680018
thanks i dont need to browse those pile of degenerate thread now
>>63682294
>>63682292
Fuck off then lol
>>63682160
how new are you m8
>>63682294
But it was reborn with lobster@corsica
>>63682305
Only Prefeshers like lobster
>>63682272
i thought 2016 was year of the bleep
someone fill me in on what happened
So I've got nothing to do this weekend and the only viable bleep option is a jump-up night with Majistrate.
Should I join the wastemen?
it's v v embarrassing when a grime mc spits their set bars on an actual song.
>bleep was reborn with a lobster therameme night
Oh god, this place really is fucking dead
>>63681560
i went to lewisham mcdonalds when i was in college and met some members of the square they all chee'd at me
>>63682349
No it was reborn with a new Novelist riddim.
>>63682315
Agreed. The patrician choice is 1080p ofc
>>63682233
HAHAHAHAHAH he literally goes to YouTube and tries to find tunes he thinks /bleep/ hasn't heard and posts it here so that the neobleep mu refugees think e knows dance music and has taste and that he's not a shitposter
Remember he drives a Yaris ffs lmao
>>63682349
>Can't handle banter: the guy.
>>63681823
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ;p
>>63682304
>>63682290
>>63682124
Quality "trolling" mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x_jWwjwvVI
Any manchester lad going to the lobster theremin showcase next month
>>63682382
>HAHAHAHAHAH he literally goes to YouTube and tries to find tunes he thinks /bleep/ hasn't heard and posts it here
Wow, what a dickhead, right? Posting tunes in bleep!
>>63682349
bleep was reborn 1st jan 2016
>>63682405
Ugh stop being a cuck
>>63682385
sorry was meant for:
>>63682391
>>63682405
Consider suicide you fucking refugee
What am i really risking by wearing my bleep tee to the club?
might go to lewisham mcdonalds tonight desu
anything i should do there?
rub some ketchup on a mall grab vinyl perhaps?
>>63682435
you mean LEWISHAM MCDEEEEEEZ?
>>63682430
getting shouted at by aurora mitchell and her mates. not even joking senpai :(
>>63682430
Are you the same Las who made that woman is the devil tee?
>>63682435
Two two lewisham man gone country
Two two lewisham man not farming
any man want to meet at lewishman mcdonalds tonight??
>>63682430
your chances of losing your v card
>>63682451
she still mad? lol
>>63682430
Just wear it harry you pussy
Feel bad after? Get over it
lets all go lewishman MCDEEEZZ
Cornettogate was bleeps finest moment
>>63682430
post pic pls
>>63682495
seconding this
is the bleep tee a meme?
>>63682462
She's always mad.
>>63682495
>>63682511
Newfags GTFO
>>63682462
one lad wore one once for a lel
and one of aurora mitchell's mates ran up to this first lad
she was rly fit desu so i thought "good on ya lad"
but then i see upon his face that the chat is not going too well
turns out it went something like this
>do u work in the music industry?
no
>do you want to?
no
>well you're never going to!
uh, alright. who are you?
>do you know aurora mitchell?
no
>well i can see that you do from your tshirt!!
what?
and then she ran off back across the floor to a grinning aurora mitch
not rly what u wanna hear at 6am i think
it's weird tho... that 'woman is the devil' meme is quite like specific u'kno... like who do these girls even know what it is??? they must like lurk on here on here a fair amount to be hoenst or somethin
>>63682507
White knight beta detected
>>63682515
>a homophobe and a racist and sexist to boot
what's wrong with any of these things?
>>63682511
Guy on the bleep whatsapp made them with bleep on the front and that woman is the devil pic on the back. My mate bought one.
>>63682451
aurora mitchell is a peng ting
>>63682539
No way this actually happened
in lewisham maccy d's right now
one with the lobster theremin t-shirt drinking a large toffee latte
>>63682489
Meh, I feel like Cornettogate and Corsica just proved that although /bleep/ likes to act smug, we can still run a joke into the ground no problem.
>>63682495
that one you guys talking about?
>>63682571
the memeories
>>63682562
i swear on my life lol. it was during ben ufo's set at bloc
I heard that aurora and Allen have a secret affair with each other lol
>>63682571
um why is my sister on the back of that
>>63682571
rate my sis?
>>63681880
what are these soundcloud #alternative vocals
>>63682591
you would have to be a regular to know that bleme
![12321448_1021188934594249_5029833181398015883_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3PDQZp.jpg "12321448_1021188934594249_5029833181398015883_n[1].jpg")
>>63682515
dw you can still get laid mate don't lose hope
>>63682651
Maybe she just recognised the word "Bleep" on the front?
>>63682651
innit, that's the thing that's confusing me
>>63682658
not all the tees have bleep on the front, the one in question didn't either
>>63682651
desu like if u hate a website/board/thread as much as them gals and u kno that they're talking about u a lot on, maybe u do spend bare time on it to see if ur being spoken about? i probably would, although it isn't healthy behaviour. praps they've done enough of that to learn the blemes?
/bleep/ is the beating heart of the uk underground dance music community
so do sjw journo chicks lurk bleep to 'know the enemy' or something lol
>>63682571
who is that girl?
>>63682692
nah it's definitely the perineal wart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-4wS44AgLI
