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Metal General - Why don't you have a /metal/ gf edition?

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>>63659055
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>>63668458
Because a good relationship needs to be based on ore than just musical taste.
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>>63668458
inb4 arguing about women
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>>63668458
paradox: If a girl likes metal, but doesn't have an instagram to project it, does she even exist?
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>>63668458
Most /metal/ girls are already taken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndjd0S8P_Q
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>metal gf
Where they at doe?
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Is The Last Baron the greatest prog metal song ever written?
I'm pretty sure it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHO/WHAT IS HIS METAL EQUIVALENT
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>TFW metal fuckbuddy
>tfw we'd date but she's married
>tfw going to see Purson live together
>got her into Bathory and it's ilk

Mixed feels
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>>63668500
that's a good one
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>>63668522
I'm pretty sure you have shit taste
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>>63668500
women are memes
so no
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IRL girls are annoying no matter what music they like. Stick to anime.
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>>63668574
does anyone have the screencap to keep this thread from completely derailing?
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>>63668580
THIS.

Absorb enough metal that you become a fucking necromancer. Then you can build a woman to fuck if you get bored.

Or just stick to anime like anon said.
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Is it just me or are they just playing the same song twice to pad out this shit?

I'm fucking serious, why are these songs so long? Is it because it's ''progressive'' in Lars' mind? It makes the whole album torturous to listen to
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>>63668607
why would the thread derail?
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>>63668545
>we'd date but she's married
>you are the cucker
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>>63668619
Have you heard the rerecording that band did? Makes everything much better It's still not great but it's decent
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>>63668619
>why are these songs so long? Is it because it's ''progressive''
that's the reasoning behind every prog metal song's length
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>>63668619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpVuylpybiI
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>>63668626
>mfw

>>63668619
desu I like the sound of the drums but not the songs themselves.

They should have went full punk thrash

>yfw Metallica rereleases St. Anger as a proto-crust album
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What does /metal/ think of Darkspace?
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>>63668800
good space atmoshit
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>>63668800

They're great. Haven't really dedicated that much time to their latest album. Thanks for reminding me about it.
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>>63668458
You never get a decent girl into extreme metal in particular
Either they ugly as fuck or they massive whores
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>>63668619
Frantic is a cool song but that's it.

ALL HAIL THE FRANTIC CHICKEN
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DO YOUR DEMONS

DO THEY EVER LET YOU GO
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>>63668619
Literally addressed in this review
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Metallica/St._Anger/19333/UltraBoris/147
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>>63668800
those digits...
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>>63668893
One time there was a femanon on here who said she was into death and black metal. She posted an image of herself and she looked alright but she wasn't showing much of her face or body. She seemed normal enough and not like a slut but then again who knows.

And you can't really prove she wasn't a trap admittedly.
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>>63668903
Frantic is cool if only for the ridiculously entertaining lyrics, plus the snare drums actually fit with that song

>>63668921
oh shit it does
nice to see i live up to the standards of the almighty MA reviewers
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What cassette players do you lads use?
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>>63668907
WHEN YOU TRY
DO THEY HIDE
DEEP INSIDE

IS IT SOMEONE THAT YOU KNOW?
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>>63668959
I met a girl on here because I said

>tfw no metal femdom gf
>tfw too bear mode and tall to be dominated

And we skyped for a bit and now she doesn't respond
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>>63669032
I really need a new one. My thumb slipped and I accidentally pressed record, thus adding a second of noise/break in my Mutiilation tape.
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>>63668959
Chances are there would be something terribly wrong with her in reality in one form or another.
What I wouldn't give for an attractive girl who likes death/doom/black metal
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If you see this post while scrolling, you have been visited by
THE OMINOUS COSMIC SKELTAL SPACEFROG OF INQUISITION

GOOD RIFFS and DISMAL KNOWLEDGE OF THE INTERSTELLAR NECROCOSM will come to you, but ONLY if you post "RAISE THE CHALICE" in this thread.
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>>63669152
RAISE THE CHALICE
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>tfw have no social media to even meet or see a qt metal girl

Where do they all hide /metal/? Will I have luck hitting on girls at concerts?
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>>63669109
Would you sell your soul?
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>>63669098
you must be ugly and or boring

pic is probably you

[spoiler]matthew?[/spoiler]
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What do you guys think of this lineup?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngTmmOUZ_V4

>>63669222
There's stuff I'd remove but pretty decent over all
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>you will never be trapped in battle
>you will never carry the fate of the universe in your hands
>you will never survive the war, scarred and broken
>you will never get augmented and fight into old age

Metal for this feel?
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>>63669180
>Implying I didn't sell my soul for rock n roll
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>>63669222
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Is there anything like Brutal Death + Sludge? Or Brutal Sludge?

>>63669222
ANb live sounds fucking awesome although i'm sure it's just for their shitty new EP

all in all, looks pretty dope
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>>63669222

>Brujeria
>Nuclear Assault
>AN

Shit headliners
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>>63669284

Best part about shit headlining acts is you can leave earlier and not miss anything.
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>>63669266
I'd check out some Cough
They're heavy sludge but be prepared for the slowest intros of your life with an exception of Crippled wizard ( which is their best song I think)
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>>63669255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
closest i got

>>63669256
you got rock n roll, now you want a gf
gettin p. greedy
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>>63669222
I'm only going the third day for Demilich, Angelcorpse, and a few other acts. They're supposed to announce another band for that day, so I'm moderately stoked to see what it will end up being.

>>63669284
>>63669314
Agreed. Plus they aren't playing the 3rd day.
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>>63669178
I met a metal qt at an indie gig, she's like 10 years older than me so might just fug her. What song should i fug her to?
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Who is the Slayer of grindcore?
I'm going more for sound and style over lyrical content.

Pig Destroyer comes to mind.
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>>63669178
>women are a meme
don't waste your time on petty bullshit senpai
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>>63669364
>Who is the Slayer of grindcore?
What does that mean
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>>63669326
I have a girlfriend but she won't dump me
>tfw she thinks Chelsea grin are too heavy
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>>63669356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ughJAQDrGM
This is about how long you'll last anyway
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>>63669255
the obvious and best answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSM-ihNGHs

>>63669319
thanks

>>63669364
Nothing about PG reminds me of Slayer
i'd say something like Repulsion
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>>63669381
What grindcore band resembles Slayer in terms of sound and style, moreso than other grindcore acts?
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>>63669100
The reason I am asking is because I want to get into buying CD's, as most underground bands seem to prefer those, I don't want to spend that much money though... I was thinking of just grabbing a used one for five euros on a flea market, I don't want to use the toy one I had 17 years ago
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>>63669192
nah this is me m8

this is also me
>>63668545


This is the only Acid Witch album I like desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1FQ_HwWYs
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How's Napalm Death live?
I'm seeing them with Melt Banana and the Melvins soon
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is this the best dsbm album?
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>>63669152
RAISE THE CHALICE
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>>63669340

Did you go last year? Lol dat Nader Sadek set that cleared out the whole room
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>>63669441

I'm seeing them in Ft.Lauderdale. You?
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>>63669386
Well you are just making terrible choices all around
maybe you're the problem here

>>63669400
It's not an overwhelming comparison which is why I'm asking for a better one. PD does a thing that Slayer does where there'll be breakneck pace riffage for awhile and then one of those short, horse-whinny like solo riffs then back to riffage. But you could say that about a lot of bands.

Also I find the drumming a little similar

Repulsion is a good choice though, and better than PD
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>>63669489
Seeing them in NOLA
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>>63668458
>tfw have a qt metal gf I'm in an open relationship with and a qt metal side chick.

Life is good
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>>63669178
Met one at a punk festival that was like 13 years older than me but looked my age because Asian and met one my age at a local gig.

Yeah don't be afraid to be social. Bring bud to local gig's and if people are talking about smoking afterwards chip in
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>>63669571
pix or it didnt happen
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>>63669440
qt
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>>63668458
Because I want a black metal gf and they aren't exactly plentiful in Scandinavia

>tfw you'll never get to blanda upp
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>>63669508
337 bro
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>>63669440
you call that bear mode?
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>>63669571
just cucc my shit up
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anyone seen iron maiden on their current tour yet? was it mostly new shit? any idea of where i could get the setlist? i want to know if i can stroll in extra late tomorrow night to miss the shitty opening act + new shit.
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>>63669705
I've meet like 1 or 2 black metal girls ever here in sweden
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>>63669571
You have achieved the ~dream~
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>>63669746
I lost wieght after an injury so i'm just slight fat now kek
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>>63669705
>scandinavia being the birthplace of black metal
>oooh he meant black metal gf
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>>63669705
just go to malmo :^)
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>>63669761
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
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>>63668458
shit, this image makes my balls ache
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>>63669755
they tweeted out the whole setlist on their first night, the only song on there that stood out to me was children of the damned. lots of new shit, lots of their usual songs. they also played "blood brothers" if you're into that one.

http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/iron-maiden/2016/allianz-parque-sao-paulo-brazil-63f016df.html
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>>63669690
I know this sounds like a cop-out, but I am out at the gym right now.

I have a pic of me with the gf at a train station but since I'm not at the gym rn I don't have the means to blur out her face.

The side chick I don't have any pictures of me with her. I also kinda just recently got to know her and she doesn't know about my actual gf yet.

Gf has good taste, girl I just met is pleb but I'm introducing her to good shit.

>>63669751
Mutually assured cucktion
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>>63669705
I'm sure that in all the vast rundown non-white ghettos of Sweden there's at least one black woman into metal.
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>>63669856
Not at home rn*
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>>63669849
ah thanks...hmmm yeah that's a fairly decent smattering of the classics + new shit. guess it could always be worse.
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>>63668458
EVEN THOUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
THIS FIRE BURNS
ALWAYS

What did they mean by this?
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>>63669458
nay
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>>63669925
It's just motivational bullshit.
>>63669928
Agreed.
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What's the heaviest thing you've ever heard?
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>>63670015
it's not good but it's heavy
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>>63670015
That's classified information. Stop asking questions before someone gets hurt.
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>>63670015
heavy is sorta nebulously defined but this is probably up there.
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>>63670015
This Decaying Schizophrenic Christ Complex by Koreisch, a doomgrind album with influences from power electronics and old school industrial
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>>63669837
>mfw my gf is actually no and she has a side girl
I'm the guy with the side girl btw
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>>63670114
>a doomgrind album with influences from power electronics and old school industrial
damn dude that put me at half chub right there. do you like this >>63670066?
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I always assumed Cryptopsy had your basic brutal death lyrics that were more or less medical terms for gory stuff (nothing wrong with that) but I decided to look up the lyrics to some of them and they're kinda poetic, if still gory, and sometimes funny. Did you guys know this?

Check out BMF
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cryptopsy/blasphemymadeflesh.html
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>>63670114
I'm listening to that now.

Jesus fuck this is heavy
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>>63670015
lamb of god :^)
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>>63670127
You're so hood rich
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>>63670190
yeah man, Halo is some harsh as fuck sludge, i like it

if we're going for pure heaviness Koreisch wins easily though

>>63670205
it really is

probably my favorite doom metal album after diS too
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>it's 2016
>you're a fucking white male
>not listening to Raped God 666

What's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUm5wXdFgv0
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>>63670114
holy shit!
rec a couple more, o' metal guru!
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>>63670324
you ever heard of this doom metal album
it's pretty good
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>>63670015
And it wasn't even metal
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I need me some golden era Sepultura-tier thrash, hit me with the dankest thrash you got
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>>63670316
>implying im not listening to Raped God 666 24/7/365
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>>63670377
Cheers, have some top-shelf funeral doom if you haven't heard it.
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>>63670385
bro if you, or anyone else, like Author & Punisher you gotta check P.H.O.B.O.S.
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>>63670193
>Did you guys know this?

Cryptopsy is almost as famous for that as they are for Lord Worm being incomprehensible, ironically enough.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-Death-Metal
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>You will never met a vampire gf at a Type O Negative concert
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>>63668515
WOW
never heard of these guys, let alone can't pronounce their band name
but I am impressed

anything else like this
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>>63670516
>girl in pictures
Dropped immediately
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>>63670193
i think most people knew it
The reason for that is because Lord Worm is an english teacher so he writes the usual BDM lyrics except with some a very good vocabulary
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Where have all the /metal/ metal essentials gone? I already listened to most of the /mu/ metal albums and want to get deeper into black metal, also what do you think of Primitive Man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ0RFTMpX30
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>>63670526
>You will never go to a Cuck O Negative concert
It's a good feel
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>>63670043
Pleb
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>>63670450
also check this out, it's a sludgegrind album with some weirdly poetic lyrics with some awesome, motor mouth phrasing
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>>63668458
What does /mu/ think of Cult of Luna?
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>>63670588
>muh scarufficore metal
listen to something with actual song structures at least and not "jazzy" hipster wank with no songwriting
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>that riff at 3:07

Fuck /metal/ why isn't she my girlfriend
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Asking this again since it seemed like a pretty lucrative topic to banter about...

What merch has /metal/ purchased recently? I just got my tax return back today and immediately spent it on this hoodie.
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>>63670193
Who is this Geoffrey?
All I see is this cold cadaver
Why is this Geoffrey
lying in puddles of pus on a gurney?
Tell me of this Geoffrey,
this boy with a noose around his neck;
More about Geoffrey:
why is he wearing his mother's bra?

How old was Geoffrey?
At a guess, I'd say
about twelve or thirteen;
He died accidentally
from auto-erotic asphyxiation;
He'd been masturbating...
our little stiff still has one on
and it's been one week!

The resurrection men
took their sweet time
Cross-dressed fruit:
what a way to die!
Now he's ours:
the apple of our eve;

Fetch the dead sphincter:
cold green meat
How did his ass taste?
Tender and sweet...

And then we fucked it...

Pathological Frolic, Lyrics by Lord Worm
>i am kekking so hard
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>>63670621
>Encenathrakh
>''jazzy''
>hipster

don't let the memes get to you, anon
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>>63670675
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>>63670675
>the back
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>>63670621
It's not jazzy or hipster and the fact that it has no songwriting is most of what makes it unique, there's plenty of other disgusting techdeathgrind.
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Rate my friend's slam band

https://obastra.bandcamp.com/album/the-day-the-star-fell
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>>63670683
>Mick Barr/Colin Marston?
hipster metal guaranteed

>jazzy
The album is essentially technical brutal free jazz death
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>>63670678
A true poet.
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>Everyone in this thread wanting a metal gf

I know 2 girls who are really into metal. One used to do a radio show here and played a bunch of cool shit and still promotes local shows and bands. The other looks like a younger version of her and they are both really gorgeous but I don't think I'd like to date a girl like that. They are both still pretty typical metal heads that do the embarrassing metal head shit senpai
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>>63670715
pretty loud lad
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>>63670714
>>63670727
No songwriting is a bad thing. It has no structure. How can that be good?
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>>63670698
w2c?
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>>63670675
http://www.immortalmasks.com/index.php
Getting one of these masks desu

thinging of this one
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>>63670727
you're right about the free part, the album is essentially every LDoH member playing a different song simultaneously

not so sure about the jazz part, i never noticed any jazz in it

strangely enough i did check Scaruffi's site and he liked it, lmao
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Anyone into goth metal or is goth metal just boobcore with corsets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
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>>63670603
Decent. I much prefer them to Isis and Neurosis, but still find them a bit boring. I stopped listening to them shortly after Vertikal came out.
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>>63670780
Cards on the table here, I've been fucking with you guys and I actually like this album. It is brutal as fuck and there is never a dull moment.
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>>63670749
True.
I wouldn't want to get with most girls I see.meet at shows, because they're pretty much pic related.
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>>63670846
Whenever a girl gets into the pit I just leave.
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>>63670805
>goth metal always has to have tits
Do you even katatonia?
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>>63670675
i'm the guy from before with the razor shirt, also ordered myself some bling.
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>>63670846
i've seen this guy's other pics and they're creepily accurate
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>>63670772
Well, structure in music is very important to me, but I realise it might not be to everyone.
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>>63670846
>>63670902
i have a friend exactly like this, even down to the shoes, haircut, and glasses.
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>>63669319
You listened to Coffins?
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>>63670915
>>63670821
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>tfw no classic doom inspired late 60s psychedelic gf
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>>63670902
I know, especially the Trophy Metal Girl one.
>>63670948
Eww.
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ugh i hate gf edition threads
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>>63670846
I kicked out of a Nails show because some girl told security I grabbed her tits when I was just trying to mosh

I was fucking pissed, I didn't even get to see Nails and two of her douchebag friends came out to the front of the venue and wouldn't even let me smoke a cigarette there while I waited for my friend to come out
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>>63670948
This doesn't make sense, if he only attends "huge, mainstream shows" he's not going to be pushing his way to the front since they are all assigned seating in massive venues.
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>>63670948
>"Is pretty damn sure Lamb of God is as brutal as it gets"
this is so true. why though?
I was talking to some normie friends about music and one of them mentioned how I was into really heavy and brutal music and another replied "so you must listen to Lamb of God and such?"
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>>63670996
Damn, I would have been pissed as fuck.
That's why I keep my distance from them, especially when they've got their cucked boy security team around them.
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>>63670015
https://nuclearwarnowproductions.bandcamp.com/album/no-title
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>>63670902
"i speak from my experience as a shut-in who doesn't go to shows or have metalhead friends"
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>>63670948
>Gets confused and frightened when "Battery" comes on

I think even normies know Battery, who the hell wouldn't be excited when that comes on?

>>63671033
That's how me and a lot of people used to be. People don't start off with black metal if they decide to start listening to metal. Randy's screams are the starting point for the more extreme vocals in metal.
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>>63671088
true, but i'm pretty keen on observing
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>>63670964
>tfw married girl I'm "dating" looks just like this but has freckles

>>63670996
wew lad
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THERE WAS PETER AND THE GREEN FLIES LAUGHIN' LIKE DRAINS
IN-EB-RI-ATIOOOOOON
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>>63671033
some people (too many people) have no desire to dive further into the genres/bands they like. my friend described accurately in >>63670948 doesn't have a single full album, just random songs he grabbed off mp3skull or something.
>>63671113
people who don't the actual thrash songs metallica did?
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>>63670956
My buddy had free tickets to see them but they got deported a few days before the show lol
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I found a new band that I love, /metal/, now tell me why I should hate it
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>>63671154
cover art is ass therefore the music is ass
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>>63671113
>People don't start off with black metal if they decide to start listening to metal.
No, they start with Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden and work their way chronologically.
That's how I got into it.
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>>63670558
have you heard at least 70% of the shit on this chart?
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>>63671168
People who weren't metal fans when they were young usually get into it via hipster black metal these days
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>>63670846
>>63670948
>>63671088
any more of this?
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>>63671249
http://lusoskav.deviantart.com/gallery/28926285/Luso-s-Handy-Guide-to-Metalheads
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Best Black Metal releases of 2016 so far?
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Just popping in to say this is the most underrated second wave BM album.


Thread may continue.
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>tfw Anata will never release the album
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Post em lads
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I'm sorry but what the fuck is Blackened Pop Metal?
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>>63671263
>all that furry
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>>63671302
>Marduk
>anything but overrated trash that no one cares about anymore for a good reason
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I'll just leave this here
https://youtu.be/pmZMeadwxKA
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>>63671470
>Southern Black Metal

Is this a thing?

Is there a civil war confederacy worship black metal band out there?
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>>63671470
The guy on the left is actually way less of a pleb.
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>>63671302
Marduk is buttBM.
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>>63671495
she has a nice voice though
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>>63671494
shut up tripcuck
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>>63669071
YOU'RE JUST A PICTURE

YOU'RE AN IMAGE CAUGHT IN TIME
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>>63671520
yeah, I actually like their stuff, just thought /metal/ would get a kick out of it
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>>63671495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRLBCeC-uCk
which is worse
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>>63671494
>tripfags
>anything but annoying trash that no one ever cared about for a good reason
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>>63671513
not southern america
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>>63671513
I can only assume it's Black Metal from either the Southern US or Central and South America.
>>63671515
Trve.
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>>63670846
>>63670870
>>63670996
>every local metal show I've gone to is mostly dudes
>only chicks are the "haha my boyfriend is the drummer xD" types and stay away from the pits
Thank god women don't mosh.
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>>63671302
I like the mortuus phase better. Plague angel is a relentless beast, but not in the "blasts foreva!!!" panzer division kind of way.
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>>63671302
It's okay. Pretty good for a Muhdik album, but not quite as good as Necrophobic.
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is there any female vocalist chart? or atleast a chart with a female vocalist section
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>>63671610
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>>63671513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubpfK2-CwQ

slave whipping blasphemy are the kings of trve kvlt konfederat blakkk metal
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>>63671610
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>>63671546
https://youtu.be/Dw5dX4IE7Zk
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>>63671621
>crowbar
my sides
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>>63669152
Wrong pic
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>>63671621
Holy fuck Darkspace has a female vocalist?
Damn, that's new.
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>>63671586
>the pits

You see, no one really cares about the pits. On Sunday I saw bölzer and the venue and everyone in it vibrating in the aura/Soma of awesome. Headbanging all around. Pits are a useless leftover from degenerate hardcore / crossover / thrash influences.
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>>63671302
I really dont see anything by them posted except for panzer division
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>>63671621
>crowbay

everytime
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>>63671495
Legit got goosebumps.

I can see this cover playing in a war movie where the main character dies at the end and during the credits it shows his life in flashbacks
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I can't believe we went this quick from having a really great thread to such a shit show.
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>>63671272
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>>63671653
Every member is credited as a vocalist at least, that chart was made for the keks anyways.
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>>63671468
i really don't know what to make out from your list
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>>63671661
Yeah but they're fun though.
Getting smacked around and having your ears blasted is pretty great.

>>63671679
>starting off as "waah tfw no metul gf :^((("
>really great

>>63671698
Well I feel stupid.
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>>63671468
>the beatles
>208h
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
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>>63671733
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nze_JpRrksQ

KEK
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>>63671759
>you will never be this white trash
>you will never be this southern
>you will never be this metal
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>>63671759
so are they doing a clerks thing at the beginning

also would cough syrup help with vocal chord pain from harsh vocals
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>>63671810
I can fucking try goddamn it
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>>63671810
>you will never be this white trash
I'm close m8, the outhouse at my family farm has a piss trough.
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>>63671919
i'm portuguese and even i'm disgusted by that
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>>63671919
I'm texan and even I think thats a bit far...
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>weed eater was in San Antonio last week
>didn't even know
It's like a 2 hour drive man

JUST
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>>63671948
>>63671974
it's a thoroughly functional way to allow large numbers of hicks to piss at the same time.
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>>63671919
NIGGA

my high school had those

23 people in my graduating class
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>>63672006
>>63672033
>thoroughly functional way to allow large numbers of hicks to piss at the same time
>needing a way to have several hicks pissing at the same time in the first place
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>>63672033
you officially out-hicked me, my highschool had real plumbing and ~300 graduating class
>>63672047
>needing a way to have several hicks pissing at the same time in the first place
we host shit kinda often. like this pyrotechnics club that consists of the weirdest strain of redneck I've ever met. but they put on a great show.
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>>63672047
did he not even bother to wash the shit off his head after a show?
what a guy.
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>>63672047
DRUNK BONFIRES SON

>>63672102
Class before me had 3 people walk on graduation. Everyone dropped out Based Louisiana
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8nom56ZYs
why cant i stop laughing
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>Listing to weedeater
>drinking coors light
>just drank 3 bottle of robo

Who's /comfy/ here
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>>63672287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbfZOfLaO3Q
Greg is a big guy.
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>>63671810
North carolina isnt that white trash. He's from Wilmington which is like an hour and a half south of where I lived in NC. Once you get closer to TN and into appalachia it gets more white trash.
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Whoever recc'd 30XX a few threads ago is a saint, it's pretty nice cyber goregrind

https://30xxgoregrind.bandcamp.com/album/dimension-fortress

is there any other weebshit grind that isn't ironic or filled with epic maymays?
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>>63672331
i feel you bro, all this talk of weedater got me to put on god luck and good speed. I'm eating a burger and drinking jameson caskmates: stout edition which is the best whiskey 30$ can buy. so yeah I'm hella comfy
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>>63672399
no problem, anon

>is there any other weebshit grind that isn't ironic or filled with epic maymays?

Jig-Ai, Go-zen and arguably Lord Gore

none of which i would particularly recommend, but they all fit the bill
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>>63672399
>is there any other weebshit grind that isn't ironic or filled with epic maymays
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>>63669152
RAISE THE CHALICE
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>>63672143
>DRUNK BONFIRES SON
there's this guy I know that stores all his wood waste for the year in a huge pile and then at the end of october he invites a pyrotechnics club to come have a shoot at his farm and at the end of the shoot they light the bonfire. that thing is the size of a small house and all the fireworks waste is dumped in it so occasionally you get a tube going off at the crowd. it's the best bonfire I've ever seen
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>>63671586
The qt small Asian cougar I met did. She did literal acrobatics
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>>63669152
RAISE THE CHALICE
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So what's the best south American bestial metal release from 2012 so far?
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>>63668458
>tfw no gf to behold the eternal eclipse
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>>63672866
you know I don't remember much good metal from 2012
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>everyone around you will die
>you will die
>every human will die
>the universe will eventually die

Metal for this feel
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>>63672866
that Abominable Putridity/Killer Mike collab

>>63673032
Midnight Odyssey
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DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND
BRING ME TO THE DUDE WEED LAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-c8M-wsE0
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>>63673032
You should try Mithras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOqIoZd-4Qk
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>>63673057
and just when i thought it was over
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>>63672998
Dodecahedron
Sutekh Hexen
Nihill - Verdonkermaan
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What's a good bass guitar for stoner/doom metal?
Or does it all depend on amps?
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>>63673032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjFiOxSHHmo
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>>63673217
Rickenbacker 4003
Gibson Thunderbird (or an SG bass)
Those models are mainly for aesthetic. I mean, you can use any kind of bass as long as your tone fits.
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Is Andrew W.K. metal?
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