/metal/
Goat dick edition
old >>63554988
basic metal stuff http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
>>63563406
Swansong is good
What's the best Finnish BM band?
>>63563509
Black Metal is shit
>>63563509
Horna
>>63563538
Forgot to add that Satanic warmaster is laughably bad. Finnish version of Nargaroth
who up
metal is for fucking edgelords
>>63563570
But I'm a normie that holds down a respectable job and doesn't murder people or worship satan
>>63563570
Teach me to be normal anon!
>>63563552
this
>>63563552
Yeah. I asked here awhile back if SW was worth listening to at all, and I got four or five resounding "Yes" and "Hell yeah" responses. Hit up youtube and subsequently wished I hadn't
>>63563552
Nargaroth is ok, but you got SWM and horna mixed up between who is laughably bad
>>63563679
nigger you take that back right fucking now
>>63563552
I don't mind SW but I posted them primarily because they're the most well-known band of the lot.
I'd go with either Ride For Revenge or Circle Of Ouroborus when it comes to top Finnish BM.
>>63563703
I'll take it back if you can show me a song that wasn't gorgoroth tier noise with incomprehensible sound.
Also how can anyone who likes black metal not like that main riff in "nnew black order" or "burning eyes of the werewolf"??? You need to go back to lvl 2 (thrash) if you dont.
>>63563834
fuck you gorgoroth is hardcore
>>63563834
Tbh I know >>63563880 is a meme post but seriously gorgoroth's first 3 albums are good shit
then that new bassist turned the band JUST tier
it doesn't help they're one of the artists that show up on wikipedia's article on it, turning their later shit into babby's first tier
>>63563834
your opinion is not worth a shit because
>Nargaroth is ok
>gorgoroth tier noise
now stop embarrassing yourself
>>63563604
Pleb
>>63563552
>Satanic warmaster is laughably bad
untrue
also clandestine blaze or sargeist are the best finnish black metal albums
>>63563834
What the fuck horna have you been listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VJSFyY-BcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBy2zVQb_x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lW8igJNm8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yri5cghgM9g
If you think that's noise with incomprehensible sound then you need your ears checked. As for rawness and noise level satanic warmaster is much further up in those levels so I don't even understand how you can think warmaster are ok but horna is incomprehensible noise.
>>63563562
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QozBWhpnhTM
>>63563983
K family, you win
Gorgoroth here! We heard you were taking shit about our new bassist, and we're here to kick your ass! Take it back! HWAAAAH! Gorgoroth!
Listen to this, top-tier early melodeath, it's a shame they're known more for their first death-doom album, which is mediocre in comparison
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jvGmg4cAUw
I made Dave Mustaine roll his eyes in disgust last week at a show
Is Isis better than Cult of Luna?
>>63564576
i prefer boko haram 2bh
>>63564597
GORGOROTH HATES TERORRIST GROUPS! HWAAH!
>>63564572
Were you wearing a Metallica shirt?
>>63564572
Were you wearing a Rotting Christ shirt?
>>63564572
Were you wearing a neurosis shirt?
Careful /mu/, with this many people on horna dick you might end up making it a meme. Which I am assuming g why SW and nargaroth are hated here
GORGOROTH ROCKS!!! HWAAAH!
>>63564714
Horna is already a meme, where have you been?
>>63564572
Were you wearing a horna shirt?
Why is power metal shit.
Imperial Triumphant, DsO-but-better dissoshit will be dropping an EP called Inceste on the ides of April.
Has anyone heard the new Cobalt yet?
>>63564655
>>63564688
>>63564703
>>63564769
Dave Elefson tossed a pick towards me and it fell to the ground, a security guy went to come and pick it up and handed it to me. I looked excited to get it and when I looked up Dave was playing right in front of me, he rolled his eyes and went back to stage left
>>63564774
Because you're a pleb
>>63564774
because you take your music too seriously, power metal is fun and the ballads are reminiscent of the 80s' power ballads
>>63564774
GORGOROTH LOVES POWER METAL! HWAAAH!
>>63564714
It's one weird ass coincidence, I've spent this entire day tabbing out a few horna songs and I go on here and out of nowhere people are talking shit on horna. I just had to defend them at least once. Their riffs are fantastic.
>>63564576
Both are boring riffless non-metal garbage
>>63564801
I would've jumped on stage and punched him in the face
>>63564792
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21685-cobalt-slow-forever/
>Fell replaces McSorley, outspoken homophobe, misogynist and better vocalist
>Pitchfork: BEST COBALT EVER
What does /metal/ think about meme?
Really great solo at 1:38 btw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8CDP_XMNUY
>>63564844
Well he tossed me a pick later on too so I guess he forgave me. It was pretty funny to me.
WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE GORGOROTH! HWAAAH!
>>63564844
this 2bh
>>63564774
Power Metal is shit because it relies on nostalgia. The original bands were innovative and ever since it's just been copying what they did with no experimentation of attempts to push the boundaries of the genre.
There are some bands making attempts, but this board never talks about them because this board is pleb city.
>>63564792
New cobalt is alright. Still prefer Gin but it's pretty good
speaking of charlie fell related projects: has the new Lord Mantis come out? I know he left but yeah
>>63564906
Lmao, I bet you think helloween was innovative
Either way, there is no better current pm band than galneryus
>>63564872
I don't understand how he can look himself in the mirror after having given a vocal performance like that. He's trying so hard to be lol xD random and edgy at the same time. I don't get it, some people will just be forever stuck in middle school age I guess.
>>63564924
exhibit a
>>63564872
Wew, the rule that the best lead guitarists are in the shittiest bands lives on
Dendritic Arbor?
What do you guys think about Powerwolf.
>>63564993
fun stuff
>>63564993
GOROGOROTH HATES POWERWOLF! HWAAAH!
What does /metal/ think about pantera?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSySpZH9Bzc
>>63564906
the bands that are being innovative don't get talked about because the majority of metal fans don't consider them metal
When iron Maiden stopped making good music I needed something to fill the void. Enter power metal
>>63565100
They're better than Gojira
>>63565137
such as
>>63564993
meh, just ok
what you guys think about the kiske somerville collabs?
Taake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDd4QV2Mic
>>63563406
Please put /metal/ in the subject so it gets filtered thx
>>63565137
a lot of people think metalcore in general isn't metal because of the "core" aspect, even though the genre hasn't had a goddamn thing to do with punk since the 90s.
shit at this point beatdown hardcore (for example) and hardcore punk are completely seperate genres. beatdown is pretty much a wigged out version of obituary but without guitar solos
>>63565287
"no"
>>63565301
meant for >>63565177
>>63565265
this album got me into black metal
>>63565265
>Myr
>I hope we have the coldest winter ever
11/10 moment
Any good death metal
>>63565542
Illud divinum insanus
since we shitposting about SW, lets play: IS IT PUNK OR BLACK/DEATH METAL????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BGLnvSlzcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbn9tyi4FqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMvE6HsbHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQWyXpjnW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374Vz2CBq_g
>>63563406
wwew
this is one edgy cover
>>63564792
Reminder that Jute Gyte is dso but best. 12 tone posers leave the hall
>>63565815
you must be new here
>>63565750
>forgetting the two most quintessental punkened BM bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N58FVf9Wa3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOUsInVfxfE
>>63563552
I'll kill you motherfucker.
>>63565750
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>>63563570
Hell yeah.
>>63565850
Would care about if he wasn't so fucking autistic with his releases
>>63563509
barathrum
>>63565913
>punkened
nice
what's some deathened black metal
>>63566108
gorgoroth's new album
>>63564774
Because you're a very serious person.
>>63565172
when did iron maiden stop making good music? on book of souls?
>>63566220
"A matter of life an death" and on from there
>>63566268
I really liked A Matter Of Life And Death actually
>>63565301
there are some legit patrician beatdown hardcore bands and anyone into slam or whatever should be looking into it
>>63566220
Blaze Bayley era Iron Maiden
>>63564543
>>63564627
>>63564735
>>63564818
>>63564875
>>63565063
what the fuck is this
>>63566504
Autism, ignore.
>>63566220
the book of souls was their best since seventh son though
![a3107570912_10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yrPNEht.jpg "a3107570912_10[1].jpg")
Opinions??
I think it's the best metal album of the month, love it.
>>63566394
>patrician beatdown
So you mean shit beatdown? Beatdown, slam, downtempo isn't meant to be patrician
>>63566688
my triple doubles don't lie
>>63566409
Brave New World is a good album
>>63566108
adversarial, temple o f baal, weapon, malignant inception, horned almighty, burial hordes, daath shadow, morbid darkness and shrine of insanabilis
>>63564543
king ov hell isn't in gorgoroth anymore though try harder you memeing fuck
>>63566724
>triple doubles
nigga that's called a full house, sixes full of eights
>>63565301
I see beatdown described as slower and wigged out suffocation very frequently
>>63566725
Brave New World and A Matter of Life and Death are great. I have a soft spot for the X Factor too. Still undecided on the Book of Souls, it feels even more bloated than the Final Frontier.
>>63566883
Slam and beatdown were birthed by suffocation
>there are people ITT who think Effigy of the Forgotten is Suffocation's best album
lel plebs
>>63566933
The first three albums and the debut ep are amazing.
>>63563509
Impaled Nazarene or Goatmoon
>>63566984
Human Waste is GOAT, no denying that, but the albums following EotF are way better than EotF
Despise the Sun it the GOATest
>>63567021
Agreed, I like the production on Human Waste more than EotF. I wish that the production on Breeding the Spawn was better because damn that album is amazing.
What´s some good, groovy, blues-y,southern metal bands?
Bands similar to Hell Camino and Weedeater (boogie-sludge or whatever-the-hell the genre is)
LEAK WHEN
Just here to say pierced from within is the best suffocation album
and this is the best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8raOyF92iQ
>that fucking bassline
where I find the corneus demos to download?
also, there is someone who makes a sound like him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpGGYiXw0fQ
>>63564478
Mah nig
>>63563526
in your opinion.
>>63567112
BENIS
>>63567112
>jumalten benis
oh god... also is anyone else worried about the fact that this will be released on april fools day?
Does the word Patrician have any real meaning anymore?
>>63567092
Try out Herder. Not actually Southern, but they have that same groovy bluesy southern sludge feel.
Did you appreciate the classics instantly once you were getting into metal? Most of the classics I only fully "got" after quite some time of listening to metal, for eg: suffocation, immortal, morbid angel, darkthrone
>>63567254
VARJOINA :DDDDDD
>>63567251
Worried is not the word I would use. I am anticipatory. It will be memed so fucking hard.
>>63567260
There wasn't any meaning to it to begin with since CLT co-opted it to prove /mu/ will bandwagon anything if it provides them the opportunity to flaunt how refined and obscure their taste is.
>>63564792
Slow Forever is the best metal album I've heard so far this year.
>>63567290
yeah, Canadian Learning Television has a lot to answer for.
>>63567319
How would you compare it to Gin?
>>63567262
No, I thought all the classics sounded bland as fuck, only after a few years I realised their genius
>>63567323
Seeing people on /mu/ not know about Cannabis-Loving Tripfag makes me feel so old. Maybe him being forgotten is for the better.
>>63567371
Not metal
>>63567367
there are people who don't know about gorespammer in /metal/ right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftPuNjFNMoA
can anyone that's into buckethead recommend more stuff like this? probably his best stuff i've heard
>>63567408
stoner doom i the witchfinder climaxia sharethread electric wizard dopethrone
>>63567215
sounds a lot like shadow caster. maybe lamentation minus the vocals
>>63567394
who cares. dark ambient/dungeon synth has close ties to black metal
>>63567408
i miss him
>>63567262
Only classics I remember blowing my mind on first listen were Morbid Tales, Filosofem and the first Entombed album.
>>63567466
I still don't get morbid tales
>>63567466
i liked entombed better as nihilist
>>63567466
I got in to metal via death. I've been able to move into black, grind, thrash and most doom but cannot get myself to like power or prog at all. Or melodeath.
I don't think it's bad it's just not for me at all
Fins be like : WE WUZ WEIRDS DM N SHEEEIT
anything besides demilich that is actually weird?
>>63567524
>not liking power
Dou you hate fun? Do you hate pure metal? Get the fuck out.
>>63567262
Only the classics are good you sperg, I literally roll my eyes everytime some scene kid mentions a post-2000 band. Like, stop posting, no one cares about your garbage.
>>63567532
did you know finns had an empire?
>>63567547
I would consider a lot of classic death fun. And pure metal is either meaningless or stuff that sounds like black sabbath.
>>63567494
UGH
PROCREATION OF THE WICKED
UGH
YEAH
I SAID
YEAH
UGH
>>63567572
something something finns is mongols something
>>63563509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CREBkyFVd2g
>>63567595
no I'm talking about the one that went to war with the korean Hwan dynasty
>>63567532
xysma, mordicus, decoryah, unholy, dolorian n shiet
>>63567367
>>63567408
Who was first CLT or gores panned? Because I remember the gorespammer but not CLT.
>>63567631
are you telling me you made finnish weird dm and put it in a dolorian
Could I get some song recommendations? I'm looking for instrumental metal, or something that has little to no vocals. Something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lM0lRrtmdg
>>63567694
Pretty sure it was CLT, he also had a second coming during 2013-2014 (which was also the time we were allowed to discuss metal again).
>>63567532
Their language and their behavior.
>>63567631
You forgot demigod, abhorrence, lubricant, sentenced, depravity, adramelech
>>63567711
Check out periphery, gorguts, black veil brides and epicardiectomy
>>63567036
Its a really good suffocation EP, last one with the great Chris Richards on bass.
>>63567532
Have you listened to the new Chthe'ilist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwCtXQMWeUM
Or Gorguts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri3tjKktdI
>>63567631
>Xysma, whose name means "membranous shreds in the faeces", was the first Finnish grindcore band.
>Starting off as goregrind Xysma quickly moved away from extreme metal and then evolved into a stylistic mix of 70's heavy rock in the vein of Black Sabbath and death metal. Then they changed their style again into pure retro rock and finally into pop.
>Many Finnish death metal bands, like Convulse, Lubricant, Paraxism, Godfall, Pakeni, and Disgrace followed in Xysma's steps.
>>63567829
I think he wants finnish stuff
>>63567839
Sorry, my bad there
Anybody hear this live album yet? I think Rob's soundin' great Especially considering he's been doing it for 40 years
Thoughts?
>>63563570
Metal is gay.
>>63568144
Even my friends that weren't into metal loved Metalocalypse
>you will never be a prolific serial killer
metal for this feel?
>>63566041
What do you mean
>>63568284
It's not too late Anon, you can still go on a murder spree
>>63568284
don't let your dreams be dreams
>>63568025
Not bad on nocturnal mortums end. Graveland has done better
>>63568430
25 full length releases in 9 years. the fuck's quality over quantity mean?
Is this /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kupMGa7IiZI
>>63568509
True. The last 4 were really good but before he was pretty inconsistent
>>63568513
No, but it's definitely grim and necro because Birdman sounds dead
>>63568483
Agree, Nokturnal Mortum has never disappointed me
>>63568284
https://youtu.be/6FhmyWT-_0U
>>63568284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxLaxQyBGjE
>>63568284
church of misery
>ctrl+f
>jomsviking
>0 results
is this supposed to be a metal thread?
>>63568996
how's your spring break going you colossal faggot?
>>63564774
No it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRKI2Nu7oJ8
TYKITYSTÄ!!!!
>>63569038
thanks anon, I almost forgot how cancerous /mu/ is
>>63568996
>is this supposed to be a metal thread?
No, this is a guttural bulldozing slam brutality thread.
>>63569126
Casual crossboarders not welcome.
>>>/out/
>>63567554
>buttmelodeath
Anon amarth, soilwork
>buttpower
Dragonforce, Sabaton
>buttthrash
Metallica, Anthrax
>buttsludge
Mastodon, Baroness
>buttprog
Meme Theater
>buttfolk
Finntroll, Turisas
Are there any buttblack, buttgrind, buttdeath, or heavy butt bands to add to the list?
>>63569233
>buttglam
Steel Panther
>buttdoom
The Sword
>>63569233
Gorgoroth for buttblack
cannibal corpse for buttdeath
manowar for butt-heavy and butt power
>>63569233
>buttblack
Deafheaven, wolves in the throne room, aggaloch
>>63569233
Mgla is buttblack.
>>63569268
Pallbearer is buttdoom.
>>63569233
>buttblack
Satyricon, Cradle Of Filth, Dimmu Borgir
>>63569282
>deafheaven, wolves in the throne room, aggaloch
>buttblack
I'm sorry but your memeing license has been revoked.
>>63569284
>>63569282
stop this meme
>>63569321
>stop telling the truth
>>63569282
that's just hipster black, >>63569291 knows what's up
>>63569291
>>63569233
CoF and Dimmu Burger are definitely the two biggest buttblack
>>63569268
>buttglam
Basically the whole genre
>>63569233
>buttblack
Marduk
>buttgrind
Anaal Nathrakh
>>63569280
Obituary is way more butt than cannibal corpse
>>63569233
>buttsludge
>no Acid Bath
Step up
Opinions?
>>63569393
Mastodon and Baroness steal the show fám
>>63564482
Thanks for posting lad, this is great
>>63569384
Cannibal Corpse are the kings of buttdeath.
There's a lot more you could add though, yeah Obituary goes there, but so does Six Feet Under, Cancer, post-Legion Deicide, etc.
>>63569407
shit
>>63569407
he's shooting at us
>>63569465
If cc is butt death then you might as well add death
>>63569426
Maybe, but Acid Bath was the OG buttsludge.
>>63569407
>80s thrash band releases an album in 2016
That question answers itself.
>>63569407
overproduced, shit vocals
>>63569518
But of course.
>>63569519
>>63569426
Those are the holy trinity of buttsludge.
ITT we go for bands that shaped genres and assign the term "butt x" to them because they have been copied many times and therefor seem clichéd now.
>>63569233
>buttgrind
Nasum
>>63569233
This is cringey as fuck
>>63569233
Abominable putridity is def. Buttslam
>>63569609
itt we deliberately miss the point and make meta comments to act superior
>>63569646
>Buttslam
that's cephalotripsy and epicardimemectomy
>>63569646
>>63569665
All slam is buttslam
>>63569609
Nah, butt doesn't equal popularity, it equals cliche or generally a sense of mixing popularity and edginess
>>63569812
how does butt-ness affect quality?
Is butt automatically bad, or is it just a classification?
>>63569812
I thought butt means ass, as in buttocks, butt or behind. You know, bum.
>>63569858
Generally, mixing popularity seeking with edginess is bad. I still like bands like Mastodon, but they'renot the greatest
>>63569858
butt-music is usually a perversion of the genre the band plays and is created to sell to as many people as possible, so most of the time it is synonymous with low quality
buttrock was a term for trashy macho overly masculine and idiotic rock music such as motley crue or poison, corny dated shit
i think that the designation of buttblack fits inquisition pretty well
also marduk and gorgoroth
Reminder that the term butt-rock comes from radio-stations that "play NOTHING BUT-ROCK XD"
>>63569965
You bag. If cannibal corpse wanted to sell to as many people as possible they would have played buttcore in the 90s.
>>63570021
DEATH TO ALL BUTT METAL
>>63570032
i never called CC butt-death
>>63570011
>marduk and gorgoroth are shit
when will this meme end
>>63570039
that's a good way to classify butt metal actually, lets roll with it
Slayer is definitely the biggest butt-metal band if we categorize it like that
>>63569233
>buttthrash
>Metallica, Anthrax
metallica ain't butthrash
antrax is awful but they ain't butthrash either
slayer and especially megadeth are butthrash as fuck
>>63570011
how does that fit inquisition at all.
I see marduk and satyricon being buttblack under that perspective, but definitely not inquisition
>grind song
>first 40 seconds is blast beats and noisy shit
>last 8 seconds is fantastic riffing
>>63570111
how are slayer buttthrash (with 3 't' you moron).
Exhorder are at least 96 % more buttthrash than Slayer.
This was a shit thread
>>63570132
You need some Death Toll 80k in your life
wew lads
>>63570111
>metallica ain't butthrash
you're right, other than their first few albums they're pure buttrock
>>63570165
forgot link, fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUs4ucUk2J4
>>63570149
Exhorder is way better than slayer and having groovy riffs doesn't equal butt, plus their song structures were more complicated
>>63570195
>complicated as a criterion of quality
>ever
Opinion discarded.
>>63569233
>buttpower
>sabaton
no, i dont think that many people talk about power enough for there to be a butt version of it. at least not around me, and certainly no one talked about sabaton around me either when i got the few discussions i did involving power.
>buttblack
Marduk
Gorgoroth
Id throw bathory in there too, but only because every instagram metal chick wears nothing but bathory shirts
>>63570233
Wow, only a slayer fan could be this retarded, I don't know how your illiterate mongoloid ass came to the conclusion that I ever implied any of that, but being complicated is the antithesis of being butt
>>63570183
/metal/ - #1 thread for butt discussion
>>63570164
>not liking meta discussion threads
>preferring atmo vs riff faggotry or tripfag war threads
>>63570237
everybody wears batlord shirts
I have 3.
>>63570278
I think that just won't cut it, sorry.
>>63570294
is batlord what /mu/ calls bathory?
>>63570354
We don't know what /mu/ calls Bathory, go ahead and ask them.
>>63570354
Look at their logo newfriend
