Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 12
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-So seriously what do I have to do to get this Car Seat Headrest album leaked (Will I'm going to buy it in May, I'm just impatient)
-Who's dreading Paul McCartney in the new Pirates of the Carribean? http://pitchfork.com/news/64371-paul-mccartney-cast-in-new-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Explosions in the Sky, Car Seat Headrest, The Field, Mike and the Melvins, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, Vijay Iyer, and Tim Heidecker.
So what's everyone listening to?
Pic related for me.
>>63554162
getting my thugger fix for the week
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
what do you think p4k's gonna give Azealia Banks's new mixtape? I predict 7.8
>>63554162
I've been trying to get a hold of this for a while
young thug 8.3
m83 6.4
weezer 7.2
>>63554162
>tfw broke my headphones on the subway
Listening to two latinos comparing their cell phones in Spanish atm
zayn malik 6.3
>>63554162
I just finished a movie, but I was listening to the pillows. For obvious reasons.
TONIGHT ON BIZARRO-P4K:
Jeffrey Dunn Rovinelli and The Body remind us that "No One Deserves Happiness."
(Side note: I tried to listen to their last album and now I'm followed by an endless sense of dread and foreboding. Thanks, Haxan Cloak!)
>styles: doom, sludge
>others: Humanbeast, Thou
>http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/body-no-one-deserves-happiness
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>63554162
Digging the new Magic Wands record.
>>63554162
Can't stop listening to this.
>>63555121
I'm surprised we haven't added this to the OP yet
>>63555199
i always toy with adding shitposts like this to the OP, but then i feel like i'm stealing something from the shitposter
i'm still not a fan of +@ being robbed is in the OP
>>63555641
I mean I don't mind the +@ one being posted and I've been the one doing that
But that is a fair point. I can't speak for Dead Sara anon. Actually, I'm not even sure if it is one anon or many.
doesn't pitchfork go into hibernation for easter?
+@ are still GOAT live but their drummer and bassist have been replaced :(
COBALT BTFO
is meme metal ded?
Ah, the old BNM score but no BNM metal album.
It's like Kim Kelly never left.
Anyone else kinda sick of p4k these days?
I need that GATDAMN LARRY LEVAN SET
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Larry Levan 8.8 BNM by Andy Beta
Cobalt 8.4 by Grayson Haver Currin
Studio OST 8.1 by Philip Sherburne
Babyfather 6.0 by Kevin Lozano
Masami Akita & Eiko Ishibashi 5.1 by Kevin Lozano
Why does p4k hate metal? Not cool enough to get a BNM? Are Deafheaven exclusive rights holders to metal BNMs?
who the fuck is larry levan?
>>63555929
8.4 might be the highest non-BNM I've seen.
Seriously, what did Deafheaven have to do to get their two?
>>63555955
been sick of Pitchfork for a few years now. mainly keep following out of habit, a little nostalgia, and I don't have many other sources for finding out about new music.
>>63555974
BNR you mean
>>63556024
$$$
>>63556024
The first couple years after BNM debuted they were really weird about giving it out, like I think some Blur album got a 9.0 no BNM
Three releases with 8.0+ reviews. Pitchfork was pretty generous tonight.
>>63556070
Damn it...
>>63556007
One of the most influential, important DJs of all time. Read a little.
>>63553793
>8.0+ with no BNM?
At this point we might as well say 8.0+ metal album with no BNM?
What the fuck is Pitchfork. Is it some music review site?
Why are people going to review sites instead of just listening to stuff or asking friends?
> pics of every staff member
...lol.
>>63556377
>What the fuck is Pitchfork.
How could you be on this board and not know?
>>63555199
I feel like this is meant to live in the the comments and not in the op
