Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West's 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 11
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-Eternal comfort to Phife Dawg and love and light to his family and friends.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
What's the URL for pitchfork media
yo whats with their new site it looks like diarrhea.
>>63531959
it's very bad. it's hard to find track reviews. i don't like it.
>>63531665
>>63531896
>>63531941
thanks for the memes
What's everyone listening to?
>>63531978
Always glad to meme
>>63532031
i am listening to a cosmic rhythm with each stroke because i am a good little p4k drone
>>63532167
I think you'd enjoy this.
Kim Kelly listened to an 11-hour drone-doom track, went insane, and blogged about the experience.
http://ravishinggrimness.blogspot.com/2013/12/that-time-i-listened-to-11-hour-song.html
>>63532031
I'm listening to the Witcher 3 soundtrack because I'm playing the DLC
>>63532031
HTRK
>>63532224
this was great man, thank you.
>>Maybe I should have smoked some weed or gobbled a few mushrooms to heighten the experience?
I love music and all but I don't know how anyone could have the sober patience to listen to an 11 hour drone.
>>63532031
I forgot to add what I'm listening to.
Pic related
>>63532434
I'm going to try it this weekend but I honestly don't know if I can do that in a sitting.
TONIGHT ON BIZARRO-P4K:
Chinese Vine Man say:
"Hello! Look at my skin! Why is it so nice? It's because....
~I drink lots of water~"
iLoveMakonnen - Drink More Water 6 by Sam Goldner
>styles: mushy trap, pool party, your little brother who’s way cooler than you
>others: Lil B, Drake, new Dirty South
>http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/ilovemakonnen-drink-more-water-6
Why do we STILL have this general when all Pitchfork does is shill for "oppressed minorities"
>>63532633
shouldn't you be fucking a horse right now
>>63532647
no bully pls. horsefuckers are an oppressed minority.
>>63532615
> tmt hip hop review
> not bklyn russ
peace out
>>63532647
>He dosent like horse cunny
W3W LAD
>>63532714
stop shilling yourself here
go back to shitting up the TLOP RYM shoutbox
>>63531382
I am upset that "The Money Store" did not receive a rating of Nine Point Five, whereas Kanye West's album "Yeezus" did so.
Meaghan Garvey is very Fucking attractive, and I would like to have sex with her.
>>63532714
Hopefully we can eventually get together a list of the important TMT writers like the one in the pasta up there. I could write it, we just need a list.
>vroom vroom
>4.5
I found it to be some of the only listenable pop music from the past year, I'd probably give it like a 7. They panned it hard seriously
What's the highest non-BNM number score from p4k? anyone know
>>63532714
I like new Makonnen but i agree it couldve used a better review.
>>63532031
Twin sister's milk and honey EP - I miss the buzz band era :(((((
>>63532939
Thanks man, don't really play much video games though
>>63532031
I'm listening to this, in memory of Phife Dawg.
>>63532817
shocked by this tbqh. makes no sense.
where were you when Zoe Camp was trending across America?
#WeStandWithZoe
....but I wouldn't mind LAYING with her too if you catch my drift!
haha
;^)
>>63532847
I know I've seen some 8.4+ metal albums without a BNM
>>63532782
Hydroyoga
SCVSCV
Soe Jherwood
C Monster
Birkut
Will Neibergall
Pat Beane
Max Power?
Mukqs?
who else??
>>63532727
this
also go back to calling 15 year olds faggots for not liking Kanye in the TLOP RYM shoutbox
>>63533106
I'd put Brooklyn Russel up there.
>>63533146
>>63532727
>they check RYM shoutboxes
>>63533257
And I know you guys hate him, but he's doing all their rap coverage and he's been pretty prolific since he started.
>>63532998
Why do we pretend people are good after they die?
i wish artists never died for only this reason
>>63533304
What did Phife ever do to you anon?
>>63533106
Matthew Phillips
Brooklyn Russell
Simon Chandler
Rob Arcand
All good writers in my book.
>>63533304
>Why do we pretend people are good after they die?
Because you mistake "you finding out about an artist after they die" with "everyone only caring about an artist after their death"
>>63533361
I cried when I read Phife died. Tribe gave me joy.
this is the most minor thing in the world, BUT here's a version of the OP image with the new logo and a transparent background for future use
like a true SJW shill, the white is killing me.
also hi all.
KAMAIYAH? LITERALLY WHO
Amnesia Scanner with the subtle last spot 8.2
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kamaiyah 8.2 BNM by Jayson Greene
The Thermals 6.9 by Evan Rytlewski
Father 7.7 by Rebecca Haithcoat
Margo Price 7.0 by Stephen M. Deusner
Amnesia Scanner 8.2 by Kevin Lozano
>>63533361
if they were good, they would get talked about constantly.
not just when it's time to post on twitter about how your """favorite""" artist just died
>>63533455
>like a true SJW shill, the white is killing me.
How much does your father hate you?
>>63533461
"Debut mixtape"
Kamaiyah
>8.2
>BNM
Amnesia Scanner
>8.2
>no BNM
what?
>>63533455
Was hoping you'd do this. Bless.
Also 2 8.2's but only 1 bnm the fix is in cuckfork ethics in music journalism etc
Father's average score from the site remains 7.7
AMNESIA SCANNER GOT SNUBBED
when is the last time they pulled a bnm for an 8.2
>>63533501
just enough
>>63533524
yeah i agree, that makes no sense
BUT for what it's worth, the Kamaiyah tape is pretty good, BNM-worthy imo. also props for Father getting a 7.7, haven't listened yet but Who's Gonna Get Fucked First was solid
>>63533524
honestly, everything above an 8 should just be Best New Music.
speaking of which, with the site redesign, can you no longer look at all reviews that are 8.0 and up? I only see the section for BNM now.
>>63533550
It's not out yet
>>63533461
>>63533524
so when's the last time we had an 8.2 BNM? Jay Z?
>>63533567
ah, that would make sense! no leaks either?
>>63533584
No, he releases his stuff digitally onto Bandcamp
>>63533551
if you go to reviews, there's an 8.0+ section
>>63533614
>>63533584
Should mention that it comes out tomorrow (25th) though
>>63533627
welp, i'm an idiot
>>63533614
>>63533633
ah okay, i've only streamed his music through Apple Music, didn't realize it went on Bandcamp first. nice dubs btw
>>63533569
empress of
>Electronica LP
>8.2
>No BNM
EVERY TIME
