>there are people who trust robert christgau's opinion
>actually taking music reviewers seriously
Just listen to it yourself and form your own opinion you dumbfuck
/mu/ loves to rag on pitchfork's writing but literally everything christgau has written is indecipherable garbage
>>63419579
I've never read any of Christgau's reviews, but he does have a lot of based ratings. Either way, I refuse to believe that anything is worse than Pitchfork's reviews.
>>63419662
none of his ratings are based
he has shit taste and has been a complete poptimist since like 2010
>>63419527
>"trusting" an opinion
Do you know how fucking stupid you sound?
I don't know xgau's pretty based desu
>>63419801
At least he isn't a biased sjw looking to put down any artist whose views are contrary to his own
>Christgau gives king crimson D's and C's
>Gives burial A's
based af he is. btfo dadrock shitters
Christgau is based as fuck. He's probably really fun at parties.
>>63419910
I hate Christgau but I gotta admit that's actually pretty funny.
I DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY
YOU WANT TO IMPRESS CHRISTGAU
AHHHHH LET THAT SHIT DIE
AND FIND OUT THE NEW GOAL
>A Turkey ({Tu}) is a bad record of some general import, although no artist should be saddled with more than two in a decade. What distinguishes a {Tu} from a Dud is that it's reviewed and graded. I'm aware of no {Tu} lower than D, and a few even get a B, a grade reserved for Voice Dud of the Month, whereas the annual Turkey Shoot works down from B-. But such distinctions are, as the saying goes, academic. In this age of grade inflation, all of 'em flunk.
>>63419812
Anon meant judgement obviously. I bet you feel spiffy though.
His thoughts on the Indie boom band were peculiar. He would give DCfC cuts and Tokyo Police Club As. I doesn't seem to have rhyme or reason, especially with how vacant his reviews are.
>>63421151
pure autism
Christgau is a poor man's Scaruffi.
