Spit a verse, anon.
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Spit a verse, anon.
Uh...Oh shit, I can't think...my nipples pink.
Moving mighty is the titan of writing
With the energy of lightning
My water flows I control like Poseidon
The defining rhymes connect like Verizon
Made this some time ago:
There was a thread on /mu/ one day
A kid made it and he said hey
Check my shit taste right the fuck now
I did and said, fucking shit, wow
Son, damnit, ya better lurk more
But he replied he couldn't find anything better than Paramore
So I looked at him right in the eyes, and oy vey, uh, guess what
it was Marcel Foley
When his cover was blown he went out the closet and ran
Tripping on towels, crusty socks with his dick in his hand
To this day to San Diego I never went the fuck back
And honestly, Paulstretchin' just means you're a big fucking hack,
End.
Gone for one thread, and all them niggas thinking
They got no use for me like the english and their pinkies
But i'm back, on my normal track of sinking
My mental state is wrecked like a ruined slinky
Take it as a fact, never been a type that's stinky
Drinking ink and licking puss like it's a stamp im sticking
Dick is loose, i'm not a champ i'm paying weekly
Call me weak - behind the screen it's easy
I just shit my pants
Moms spaghetti
Nigga
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
>>63370779
Damn that's nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tKp5YJyBSU
I'm baked like a muffin
my brains are turd
cuz man i been puffin
like a flightless bird
i'm a dime bag junkie
balls sag from jackin it
life's like a weird movie
negrumps i could use a biscuit
I just got home from college
Was nice if I had to put that way
Nobody talked to me
I wait two hours for the bus in the free way
Yo
It's that 4chan meme rap
So don't give me any of that low self esteem crap
I mean that
`cuz I'm the supreme cac
And y'all cucks are just niggers
Like that dude that asked me to spit a verse I think his name was Jigga
Yeah
You can't stump the trump
If you faggots disagree I'mma bring my pump
Then I kill you fools and celebrate this shit like a triumph
But your raps are dumb
And mine are smart
I'm so cool i beat your ass in Mario Kart
And I spit funny lyrics like I'm a fart
'Cuz I'm the best rapper of all time, for start
>>63370567
>My water flows
Shit he's dude he's giving birth here in the studio
4 40s in the whip like apollo
call me ichabod cuz I'm sleepy and hollow
im the toad from the wind in the willows
I'm an anime girl body pillow
>>63370875
>keks 420 ;^)
>>63370779
Isn't that pac
>>63371056
That would be water breaks, silly.
>apples are green and carrots are orange
>and then you go and then you.... shit
>what rhymes with orange?
>ah fuck me
>>63370421
im a faggot i love cock
every day I cum into my sock
4chan is the shit that I rock
Reading threads all day
Dying alone is my phobia
At least i live in the era of oculus
Fuck that fox from that zootopia
Probin my butthole like a trap from cambodia
I told ya, depression is my tragic flaw
Takin that dick in the form of newtons second law
>>63370779
2pac confirmed for cuck
>>63371718
I really, really like this image.
>>63371957
stop
I'M GOING TO THE SKATE PARK
LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK
KILLING YOU SO VERY FAST
IT'LL BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO HAVE BREAKFAST
>>63370567
(produced by pete rock)
my water breaks like the beats' /
I skeet when the babie's unleashed /
exits head-first - can't wait for the feet /
baby, mother, doctor all give 'em all a taste of my meat!
>>63373221
shouldda' wrote "her water" damn
Hello, I'm the new hotness, locked-in
To your tired rapping that is just plain thoughtless
Stomp it to the curb, blood running off the block when
Cops arrest YOU cause your act was a shoplift
You're so rusty, it's disgusting
Your producer retarded? He must be
You're too foolish for truths with a couple screws loose droolin looney out of tune and it's just weak
there once was a fag named OP
who hung by his balls from a tree
he made a gay thread
but now he is dead
and the whole world erupted in glee
>>63370421
Liberal vegetarian baby mamas knocking' down at my door
I, like Jehovah's Witness, turn the other cheek and say I've never seen herbivore
Because the good life's not for me, sir
I don't even particularly like Weezer
Oh and then I'm back in hot water with the beta crew
Nevermind
I'll take the democratic senator's hot daughter and impregnate her too
I've got 22 reasons
To give your ass a beatin
You forgot my Christmas greetin
Then made fun of Wil Wheaton
Said my audio was peekin
Even though I was soulseekin
So now you'll be receivin
The whole length of my Deacon
>You are currently LISTENING to the thunder
>Imma cum IN your land down under
"xDD epic post m8"
I long for your hate
when I'm typing this text
I can't keep my face straight
Sarcasm is the one shield that I use
Masking my feelings and obscuring the truth
Your angry response written in a flash of rage
Is my only companion in this lonely cage
I'm twenty-something old and I lack social skills
Living on my own, behind with the bills
Crippling depression that poisons and kills
So thank you Anon for your angry reply
It's the one source of attention that makes me go by
Your one message that "I should go and die"
Is the one reason I don't.
One, two
Poo in loo
I'm killin' it I'm spillin it I'm feelin' it for reaaaal
Got the power to heal on the wheel of steel
and I steal the deal or no deal so deal
I can't believe my friend steve had to leave for real
>>63370789
are you being ironic or do you actually not know who tupac shakur is?
I`m the shitpost king
I'm the best at this shitpost thing
You are all gay
Except me, I'm okay
I like memes
They give me dreams
They give me insight into bigger schemes
In New Orleans
I'm good at rap
Because I fap
And then take a nap
In my trap
Onion and garlic french fried potatoes
Make your breath stink, breath fire
Make any onion the best crier
I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect
Peter perfect picked a perfect Peter
Honey dripper, sucker sipper, big dipper, sucker dripper
Dripping suckers til it's going out of style
Creating suckers for the Flavor Flav pile
>>63376048
Three, four
Niggers
Spit? You really want saliva
Are u a prick or a really dry va****
Or you loving doing chew, South Carolina
The question's getting deep, like the hole to China
muhfugguh bix n00d
>>63370421
I'm the newer blackstar that y'all been asked for
he's back, the crack master's sacking whack rapstars, never pass the mic; jack ass jack blacks be jacking off after
OH the black pastor, mac bullet blaster, with a whole damn cast a scary black rastas don't make me come blast ya.
cause I be hotter than a tea kettle, and a metal to the head'll remind you I'm sicker than a ghetto jay leto buyin drugs in loreto.
Yo yo, tmr in the house!!!
I'm back again bitchez, this is the time
to be popping niggaz and going down
my muscial taste is more advanced than my dick
If you wanna keep up make sure to be slick
'cause I'm TMR and I lost my guitar pick
>>63370779
what kind of a faggot must you be to write that shit anon hahahahahahaha cucky faggot
Thanks for all the material guys.
I make pretty good scrabbled eggs
>>63370421
>>63370421
Told that bitch I want that chin cause I'm tired of fucking
Told that bitch if she don't live then you die for nothing
Told that bitch if I don't win then my grind for nothing
Told that bitch if she don't sin then jesus died for nothing
www.datpiff.com/Ronnie-Scholarship-Long-Story-Short-mixtape.759661
Thank me later
what the fuck are you doing in my house
fuck outta here
>>63370421
I'm Donald Trump of
having to listen to your shit
Put you in the top floor
presidential suite
bitch get down on all fours
your ass about to be hit
