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It keeps getting worse yet you still come back.
Old >>63353465
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i haven't seen dmshotaguy in a while, did he died?
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>>63356544
hopefully
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>>63356518
There's no place like home.
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7-KMbrW2X4
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>>63356557
Don't get me started on you. You with that fucking filename. You've singlehandedly been /metal/'s biggest shitposter for almost an entire month. Every fucking major thread derailment ends with you posting the same fucking picture with the same filename. If I were a mod I'd drop a ban-nuke on your entire city so hard it would rival Hiroshima.
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5th for BULLDOZING SLAM BRUTALITY
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>>63356559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWi8PCFi6hg
THREAD THEME
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>>63356557
>>63356578
Never see anyone post the first part anymore, and I never saved it
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nth for early Cannibal Corpse is legit disgusting and heavy, and hating them is just virtue signalling to other internet 'experts'
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who up
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>>63356585
WHERE MY
SLAM
L
A
M
BROS AT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEXEAAYSQ9o
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What're you listening to?
Do you like it?

7/10 so far
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>>63356589
ENDLESS
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Does /metal/ listen to Future?
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>>63356630
Bad fucking mixing.
Otherwise it would be very good.
6,5/10
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>>63356632
DESCENT
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>>63356630
>rating an album before finishing it
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>>63356616
I enjoyed all cannibal corpse albums. Every time a new one comes out, i think it's better than the last. I have my favs, but I've enjoyed them since i saw them on ace ventura when i was a little kid
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>>63356651
INTO RUIN
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>>63356639
metal fans only listen to spiritual lyrical miracle rap
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>>63356639
Like tyler the creator and them niggas?
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>>63356701
not me, I'm a new breed of cultured
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Can we make this thread not shit?

Why do people think catchiness and poppiness in metal is bad?
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>>63356701
yeah im down with the motherfuckin clown bro
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>>63356679
Kill is my favorite, even over the older ones.
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>>63356639
/metal/ listens to nothing but metal because only metal exists within these halls.
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>>63356616
Cannibal Corpse is butt death
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>>63356711
"no"
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>>63356639
Fuck you memer I only listen to Bones
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>>63356630
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Anyone power metal or melodeath metalhead here? :3
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>>63356679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuRWK17T4_M
this is one of the funnest tracks they've ever recorded. love how they never lost their thrash influence.
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>>63356679

their newer stuff is well-crafted and reliable but doesn't stand out much to me. Stuff like BaB still sounds unnervingly heavy and uncomfortable today imo
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Reminder that metal will always be inherently inferior to rock music
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I've never listened to Leviathan, but I really like Lurker of Chalice, where do I start with Leviathan?
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>>63356726
Yeah. Kill is great. The bleeding is my fav old one. I haven't listened to the newest one enough yet. When gore obsessed came out i listened to it with autistic repetition.
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>>63356711
It all depends on how it's handled. Old school heavy metal is still pretty poppy and catchy yet there was still that aggressive feel to it alongside top-tier riffing that made bands like Saxon and Savatage so great. As for the extreme variants of metal (black and death), poppiness never mixes well with them. Those genres wée not meqnt to sound poppy and all attempts to force that kind of sound only ruins what those genres are good at, it can still be "catchy" depending on how you define catchiness (if catchiness merely means that the riffs are memorable than both genres, especially death metal, have their share of catchiness).
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>>63356711
who said anything about catchiness being bad?
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>>63356701
Future is patrician af m8s.
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>>63356789
Sure, what do you like? I thought new Avantasia and Omnium Gahterum were meh though
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>>63356806
why do you believe so?
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What do girls who like metal look like?
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>>63356737

what else from the same time sounds like Butchered or Tomb? If you heard those albums for the first time now without knowing who it was would you think it was buttdeath?
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>>63356843
invisible
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>>63356823
Music that is easier to digest is inherenty more pleb
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>>63356843
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>>63356801
Fuckin meat hook sodomy, the first riff/tempo change.. brootal as fuck
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>>63356843
Ιt doesn't matter. Stay AWAY from those fucking psychos
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>>63356814
You start by fucking off, and remoing your trip
MCAAL
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>>63356843
either they look like this, or they're lying about being into metal. pick one
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>>63356857
and how does easiness to digest relate to catchiness? you can have catchy complex music.
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>>63356888
I would pick that
I ca fuck that
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>>63356819
I disagree about exreme metal, I think agression and poppiness can be mixed well if taken with restraint

How do you feel about artists that mix harsh and clen vocal styles?
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>>63356866
The forest awaits! Lol
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>>63356904
not him but they almost always suck
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>>63356909
>lol
ugh
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>>63356896
>catchy complex music
For example? Classical?
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>>63356835
My fav band is Blind Guardian :3 and i mostly listen to power metal(Rhapsody of Fire, Stratovarius, Iron Mask, etc..). Aside that i listen to heavy(Virgin Steele, Savatage,...), prog(Symphony X, Conception, D.T.,...), epic doom(Candlemass), epic atmo black(Summoning, Bal sagoth,..._, melodeath(Wintersun, old In Flames, Hypocrisy,etc), and ofc old school classics, B.Sabbath, Metallica and stuff... :) wbu?
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>>63356923
Starkweather
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>>63356923
Mostly because few vocalists are good at both
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https://youtu.be/HQLHiXRRUSY
underrated band
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>>63356843

depends on age. up to about 20 they're hot af but mentally unstable goth looking girls. after that you're looking at jolly biker-looking gals or normie music nerds who happen to like some metal. in my experience anyway
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>>63356924
Calm down boy, it's from a facebook photo posted here a long time ago that I lost. It was some corpsepainted twig of a 17-something with that as the caption
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Is Deafheaven /metal/?
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>>63356904
Only in very rare circumstances does it ever work
If used often throughout the album it doesn't work, and it ESPECIALLY doesn't work when it follows the pattern of using harsh vocals for the verse with clean vocals for the chorus, that just comes off as a cheap, attempt at appealing to the metal audience.
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>>63356925
Gentle Giant comes to mind.
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>>63356923
Enslaved bruh
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>>63356932
Stop writing like that

>>63356958
No
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>>63356955
I don't care. It's digusting.
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>>63356904
I think they wanna be tough guy harsh vox but the singer is a faggot and needs to show off he gots skills singing. It always sounds like tryhard look at me crap and ruins bands i would otherwise probably enjoy.
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>>63356950
the correct answer
Might you be from Chech Republic?
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>>63356904

Dave from Anaal Nathrakh is a good example of someone who can do both. they've kind of shit the bed lately but he's a monster of a vocalist
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>>63356968
doublebaited
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I'm in an alien fucker mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG4_WLqGdrA
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>>63356973
Then you're a humorless manchild.
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>>63356980

britbong but euros are euros right? especially in something like metal, you meet the same people everywhere
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>>63356996
You're the one typing that word
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>>63356806
metal is an upgrade in every way
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>>63356962
>harsh vocals for the verse with clean vocals for the chorus
what about the opposite
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I'm looking for really weird black metal any recs
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>>63357028
That was the exact caption, bub. I didn't add the 'lol.'
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>>63357041
gotcha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFsa9rlC0mU
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>>63357053
Again, that does not matter. It's not funny, and it's shit. Kill yourself.
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>>63357050
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/strugatsky/list_of_black_metal_bands_with_a_difference/
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>>63356843
girl that went to my highschool with Jari
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>>63357041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T35HkqvAC4
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>>63357050
cobalt
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who has the best stage presence you've seen live /meal/?
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>>63357025
Yes. The fuck that metal culture is looked upon and called degenerate for the most part is what makes people who get older to either become one with it or just listen to it with more and more subtlely. The second is what the more sane person would do. Especially if we talk about women. By the way women who at the first sight look normal but are very well into metal are the most fun to deal with, personally. But this is a very rare case.
I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a groupie metalhead. That's my opinion.
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>>63357050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrTuSs3x4iE

whatabouthis?
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>>63357112
>The fuck
meant fact* kek
it's way past midnight here and I'm prone to mind-slips
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>>63357041
Still no, harsh verses with clean choruses is faux-aggressive nonsense that seeks to dilute extreme music by packaging it in an easy-to-digest package while clean verses with harsh choruses is a cheap attempt at drawing more attention to the heavier parts by contrasting it to the softer parts.
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>>63356557
>>63356578
what's happening exactly?
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>>63357174
Old pasta. Ignore it.
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>>63357076
Yeah, you're definitely not a basement-dwelling manchild. No chance. A tip of the hat from me!
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>>63356639
DS2 was god tier trap
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>>63357102
Devin Townsend easily
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>>63357194
kill yourself
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>>63357080
wat a qt

Would date
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>>63356814
love me some tenth sublevel of suicide
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>>63357076
>>63357194
Exchange info so you can fuck already
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>>63357131
Why are you soagainst bands trying to be more accessible

The most interesting metal bands are wlaays the ones that try to mix metal with other influences, not be a spure and extreme as possible
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>>63357252
sorry to break up all the important and intellectual metal discussion
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>>63357112

I've never lived anywhere with much of a metal 'scene' so I can only really comment on the few oddballs like me I meet occasionally in everyday life and the masses I meet at shows. It could be that I'm just making excuses for being an old metal sperg living in the middle of nowhere but the oddballs always seem like much better people than those who can live it 24/7. They don't have any peer group to impress so you know they're in it for love of the music rather than having somewhere to fit in, but they still have to get on in normal life so they're not all 'METAL BRUH 4 LIFE CHECK OUT MUH PATCHES'. Every time I've started befriending a group of metal folks who grew up in a big city I've found them kind of self-obsessed and annoying, like they want some kind of trophy for it.
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>>63357282
Ok ok, ya got a point. Sorry, carry on.
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>>63357294
Spot on observation tbqh
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>>63357262
mixing metal with other influences =/= being accessible
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>>63356550
this
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>>63357262
You can mix in influences and still be extreme, and sometimes a benchmark achievement in extremity is significant in and of itself. Cryptopsy and Portal for instance.
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>>63357262
>The most interesting metal bands are wlaays the ones that try to mix metal with other influences, not be a spure and extreme as possible
[Citation needed]
And even then you can mix metal with other influences while still retaining its integrity. At The Gates' debut album had subtle classical influences that really let TRitSiO stand out. Atheist (on their first two albums especially) had a good grasp on writing death metal riffs in a jazzy style. Demilich and Immolation were fully capable of writing dissonant passages that intertwined perfectly within their demented riffing patterns, these were all bands that added in outside influences to their respective genre while respecting the tenets of said genre. Scar Symmetry's hollow attempts at slapping down the bare minimum to qualify as death metal so they can cash in on the genre with their hyper poppy choruses is an insult to the very genre they play.
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>>63356888
>placing your pelvic fat onto a platform to hold it up while taking a selfie
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>>63357461
hey
google bbwchan
do it faggot
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>>63357461
As if Niggers don't love fat white piggies.
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>>63357050
Sigh, Meads of Apostle, Ved Buenes ende, Tjolgtjar, Fluerety
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anyone got any thoughts on the new Wormed? I'm pretty happy with it, will chew over it more with time. A little disappointed in the lack of flat-out br00tal parts but eh, that's not really what they're for I guess
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What are some bands that don't get enough hate?
>Black Crown Initiate
>Vektor
>Allegaeon
>Sabaton
>Inquisition
>Bal-Sagoth
>Korpiklaani
>Alestorm
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>>63357534
Paradise Lost needs more hate.
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>>63357294
Every culture, or subculture in our case, in bigger cities, has a drive for followers and groupies. That's because in such communities people follow stuff they wouldn't necessarily embrace. Many people do it to impress the others around or to make a point.
In smaller cities, If the people who listen to metal for example are few in numbers, there's no need to impress each other. That's why people in smaller communities are more genuine. They actually are more fun to talk to about metal, they don't live in their image-selling projection of them and actually have nothing to prove to you.
Coming myself from a very small city where I was actually one of the 2 guys who would listen to metal (although I would only listen to black or prog metal), I can confirm what you say.
I fucking love those people who have a genuine passion for it. They're more laid back and they don't shop Hot Topic shit or dress all black because they MUST.
Coming to conclusion, are you me?
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>>63357534

most of those bands are pretty good though
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>>63357534
As much as i despise Korpiklaani and Alestorm, they are pretty irrelevant and never posted here so I'd like it to remain that way.
Inquisition is overrated, I agree.

Bal-Sagoth is fucking awesome you false. gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMLFvZMqvQQ
ARISHEM, EXITAR
JUDGE AND EXECUTIONER
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>>63357534
I don't see anyone ever post BCI, let alone hate on them.
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>>63357534
what's wrong with inquisition, despite the one time that jew from metalsucks tried to start a nazi campaign against them?
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>>63357534
>not enough hate
>mfw this is probably what some people worry about in their life
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>>63356962
>>63357131
You are clearly just too stubborn to appreciate versatile vocal syyles
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>>63357563
>>63357294
>>63357112
So I'm Italian, and my mom is Italian, and as Italians we ate a lot of pasta when I was a kid. So much that I got sick of pasta.

So many meals were pasta that I no longer found pasta inciting, whereas if I had only had say one pasta per thread I mean week, I would not be as sick of pasta, and would be okay with the pasta every now and again.
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>>63357651
You just have shit taste
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>>63357102
Slipknot.
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>>63357534
None, negativity is a bad thing
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>>63357632
>I take /metal/'s opinions seriously
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>>63357651
>>63357673
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>>63357663
Great retort
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>>63356843


>tfw no atmoblack qt gf
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>>63357632
>mfw people dont worry about not enough hate in their life

r u a poser?
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>>63357534
>my priority is trying to start and force /metal/ memes

Loud and clear faggot
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>>63357695
it's not like I'm wrong
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>>63357651
>"Check this out, I made some salmon coated in a layer of cake frosting, want to try it?"
>"No thanks that looks disgusting."
>"You're just too close-minded to appreciate such versatile culinary dishes!"
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>>63357622
They get really disproportionate praise for how good their music actually is. My guess is most of their highly vocal fans are fairly new to the genre and Inquisition or Mgla are easy to grab onto. Same with Horrendous for DM.
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>>63357658
Fuck off and let me have an actual constructive conversation here.
Friendly regards.
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>>63357706
You want to fuck that trip? Gross.
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/metal/ is the only place that made me feel guilty about liking critically praised bands
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>>63357721
"no"
Friendly regards
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>>63357717
People have weird tastes, I don't understand why some people put pineapple on their pizza but I don't diss them for that
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>>63357730

Only on /meal/ do people hate on Mgla
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>>63357730
that's because you're a weak faggot that can't handle banter. it's not /metal/'s fault.
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>>63357756
I dislike them because I dislike meloblack, not because of memes.
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>>63357716
No, you're just an ignorant faggot
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>>63357753
Those people are fucking scum. We should sterilize them and remove pineapple from the Earth
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>>63357778
Great retort
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>>63357706

>drudkh

So she doesn't actually like metal. just atmoshit
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>>63357563

ha, like I said buddy, you meet the same people the continent over. I've nothing against more scene-oriented people as such, they're still good fun to have a drink and take in a show with and mostly nice enough people. It just gets a bit tiring having them show off how FWARKING METAAL they are in public or play bands like 'bet you can't handle this XD XD' when the internet exists and we literally all have access to the same stuff. I think maybe growing up in the sticks you have less fun but it builds a little humility into you, you're used to accepting that nobody is impressed you like [band] so just listen to it and stfu until you meet someone who might like it too. I dunno man, I'm a yokel so maybe I'm just predisposed to dislike 'them city-boy ways' whether it's metal-related or not but they always seem so totally impressed with themselves for no reason.
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>>63357534
Opeth is cancer
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>>63357777
MGLA OFFICIALLY SHIT QUADS CONFIRM
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>>63357777
>Mgla is meloblack
Stop this meme
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>>63357228
Had the chance to, she basically told me to shit or get off the pot, so I got off the pot. In retrospect she is a really cool girl and I probably should have tried things out with her
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>>63357808
no more pasta
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>>63357810
If there's one band that deserves all the hate it receives, it's Opeth. And they aren't hated enough.
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>>63357810
>>63357835
Opeth is incredibly overhated on /metal/, they're a great gateway band that got me into the genre
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>>63357815
You cannot argue with quads memer.

>>63357835
They are better than Paradise Lost.
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I think women do love black metal. Last time I saw mgla there were a lot of pale as fuck qts in the crowd.
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>>63357847
It's hilarious, people used to love them, but when they went prog rock people turned on them and started hating them
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>>63357851

>mgla

Women love trendy bands to look cool
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>>63357847
They're great for making plebs.

>>63357851
>mgla
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>>63357830

>anything but le snarky one-liners is pasta

I'm sure you're very clever but maybe jog on this time eh
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>>63357851
>mgla
wew
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>>63357622
They're pretty boring live.
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Damn you edgy memers just love dissing popular bands
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>>63357847
there's no such thing as overhating Opeth

>>63357868
I've always hated them long before they turned to prog. Now they're just pathetic.
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>>63357622
some fag is trying to push a inquisition is bad meme. Just ignore it like half the posts here.
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>>63357878
Maybe try ignoring me. I can't actually stop you posting, or change what you post. So just ignore me and nothing happens. Isn't that what people tell you to do when someone is annoying you?
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>>63357851
>mgla
You can't make this shit up
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>>63357899
no, I just diss shit bands
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>63356626
Syphilectomy and Katalepsy have been on heavy rotation for me today as far as slam goes. If you dig Cephalotripsy, you'll like Syphilectomy. Same vocals, similar riffs, punishing slams, big dirty tin snare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fhsd_Q84Xw
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>>63357902
Damn, I wish I was hfalf as cool and edgy as you!
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>>63357899
>>63357915
>W-why can't they just leave the things I like alone!
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>>63357915
>Inquisition is bad meme
Not a meme if it's true.
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>>63357922

no I'm fucking peaked now give me your address this is happening whether you like it or not
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv-Ix42YxQQ
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>>63357933
Oh I know, anon. You're not the first to envy my coolness. Keep trying, maybe you'll get there.
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>>63357941
>hurr everything is either GOAT or SHIT

Can't you discuss anything reasonably?

If most people agree a band is good there's something good about them you ignorant pricks
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>>63357808
Yeah, you pretty much nailed it.
Have you met girls listening to metal from the countryside or a low-population city by the way?
I always have this strange feeling that they want to go away from their place just because they want to live the dream, only for their lives to stagate or fall into self-loathing. Metal as form of escapism from the secluded communities. I'm talking about the more "scene" ones. Given that the majority of those aren't so mentally stable I guess, which leads me to the observation above.
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>>63357959
110 Broadoaks Drive, Toronto, Ontario Canada
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>>63357810
>>63357835
no
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>>63357941
>"I love pointless threads where anons just bitch about other people like things they don't!"

I bet you think that Paradise Lost guy is really improving thread quality, huh?
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>>63357969
>If most people agree a band is good there's something good about them you ignorant pricks
Spoken like a true drone.
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Better question is why are we spending our pathetic existence on here shitting and memeing on random bands?
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>>63357706
muh dick
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>>63358000
Well it's not like Paradise Lost is great. They aren't as bad as he makes them out to be but they're not a great band.
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>>63357995

w-well that's too far away but I'd totally merk you IRL bruv hehe
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>>63357969
>If most people agree a band is good there's something good about them you ignorant pricks
that's the plebiest sentence I've ever read
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>>63357534
>vektor
>bad
come on they are overrated but that's all
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>>63358018
Wait, are you just shitposting? Because I'm serious all of these bands are terrible.
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>>63358032
They are perhaps the worst gothic metal band in existence.
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>>63358018
it's not like I have a pet cheetah to play with. leave me be.
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>>63358032
THE WORST
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>>63358018
Why are cheetahs so qt, bros?
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>>63357969
>If most people agree a band is good there's something good about them you ignorant pricks
Lmao shouldn't you be in a Youtube comment on a Pantera video?

>>63358000
Discussion of any single band over and over, especially if its nothing but constant praise, is tiresome. At least if people are critical we can have some semblance of debate instead of constantly jerking eachother off all the time. That said, MOST people just want to say "it's gay..." rather than back up their arguments. So I see why you'd rather avoid negativity altogether.
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>>63358032
It's not like that somehow makes him replying to any mention of PL with some variation of

>listening to Parafag GaystcockshitdamnIhatethisband

Any less horrible for the thread
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>>63357930
this is pretty dope
thanks anon
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>>63358118
>>63358000
I started out criticizing them reasonably. They're not particularly innovative and they quickly sold out to a more commercial sound. Everything since has just been cliched shit that repeats itself.
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>>63358133
>listening to Parafag GaystcockshitdamnIhatethisband
I'm using that.
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>>63357981

Generally, they were either into it as a teenage in-group thing before going straight as they aged, or they settled into that 'jolly biker wife' archetype I mentioned before where it's more of a nostalgia thing as they become housewives. A generation ago they'd have felt the same about Meatloaf or Whitesnake, it's all about 'I might have 17 kids but I still post the odd Death song on Facebook!'. I'm not saying there aren't women who genuinely love meal on a personal level but numerically speaking you're unlikely to meet them in Shitsville, Nowhere.
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>>63358067
No, just wondering
What's the point of discussing shit bands then? (Apparently every band is shit)
Literally every thread is
>this sucks
>they're gay
>new thread
>repeat
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>>63358133
The real start of that was some faggot insisting that PL had literally never made a bad album.
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>>63358118
The problem is that Paradise Lost wasn't getting tons of in depth discussion before, mostly just namedrops and occasional compliments.

Now we still still don't have discussion, but we also have dozens of meme posts and people screaming "FUCK PARAGAY LOST" because some cunt decided to start compulsively posting just to shit on PL.
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>>63358233
Because if you bring up a band you like that's good this board will shit on it. The best we can do is only discuss shit bands.
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>This thread
This is why I love /metal/, pure and nonstop banter that scares all the false away, never change.
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>>63358235
This is actually right. I was there for that immortal thread. His autism was off the charts, and memers tend to jump on easily triggered spergs
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I am 99% certain that these threads could be cured if all the Paradise Lost haters got banned. At the very least the progress of the disease would be halted.
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>>63358252
>>63358178
I really have no stake in PL at all. Haven't heard a thing of theirs since Icon and have no strong opinions either way. When I see discussions about later material by MDB, PL, Amorphis etc. I just ignore it. Only the early work interests me.
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I for one quite like Parakeet Lust and find this meme a bit forced and stale but nobody ever declared me king of /metal/ did they
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>>63358259
I have no problem with bantering and shitting on bands but this is too far man, literally 99% is just shitposting.
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>>63358304
Hi, my lord
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>>63358222
Holy shit I actually had a non-meme conversation in this shithole. Thanks a lot. Cheers.
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>the old 'next playing' trail on youtube eventually throws up a Children of Bodom song in the background
>I only notice it because it sounds like a poppier Strapping Young Lad

not the image of them I had in mind at all
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>>63358352
meh, don't pretend like it's an anomaly. there is always some actual discussion going amidst all the shitposting.
not trying to discredit your discussion btw, it was a good read.
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>>63358303
>>63358294
The first four were decent. I even told him that when this started. But you can't expect a reasonable argument with someone who thinks that all PL albums are great. Each and every shitty commercial sell out, unoriginal one.

This by the way was also the start of >>63356557

>>63358297
No, it wouldn't.
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>>63358402
Where in their discography did it fall?
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>>63358329
Nothing is worse for this general than ironic shitposting about genuinely terrible forced meme bands. FFposting and RotN were the death knell.
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>>63358352

take it easy czech(?)bro
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>>63358430
the only thing I unironically want to see banned from this general is RotN.

oh, and djentshareguy could go too.
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>>63358430
I didn't mind the downtempo posters. It was two of them, and they didn't really eat up more than 5-10 posts a thread.
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>>63358428

this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKquDyJYQWg&ebc=ANyPxKp1VnzmGjeQzEpYRPyY6zq4IK82e7crGzfUAOfQe3RqyPDcuHAo6PkjgSg1BaOR5dd4ljmUXekmLkIKkjoGVToVbHAhVg

>assuming that yuuuge youtube link works
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>>63358430
>ROTN
>Ironic
Far from it, the shitposters actually enjoy that crap, truly disgusting.
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>>63358482
Holy christ, what's that link supposed to be?
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>>63358477
Yeah I didn't mind MASSIVE at all. It was funny and went on for maybe a week.
OTOH, one extremely dedicated faghat spammed RotN incessantly for like 2 months. Truth be told, I never once listened.
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>>63358482
>their 2015 album

Kek. Their only worthwhile material was from the first few albums t b h, they got super cheesy afterwards. Check out Hatebreeder.
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>>63358482
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>>63358456
>czech(?)bro
nope. I asked for that because his writing style resembles a guy I know who posts here, who's obviously from there.
My country is the same as the band's who Darkthrone hailed in "Blaze in the Northern Sky" album.
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>>63358538

I know m8, it's showing the [embed] thing for me though so eh
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>>63358552
>CoB
>ever not super cheesy
At least early on they were power-shred metal cheesy instead of groove-angst metal cheesy. The song posted up there is just completely forgettable, I'd rather hear excerpts from Amadeus over blastbeats again.
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so who wants some nice cheap cringe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLZ_Zy1VhMI
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>>63358636
Even Rage Against The Machine wrote better political lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3kUmvoxaS4
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>>63358606
Sure, but at least one of their good early albums wasn't titled 'Are You Dead Yet?' I mean wew
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>>63358708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzIKoAy2pk
this song is actually pretty relevant now with the whole nigger lives matter thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZvshlMt8Wo
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>>63358733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOE9fE72QLg
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>>63358636
Is furpunk the new steampunk? Couldn't make it 1 minute in desu, just a boring song despite how hilarious the band looks.

>>63358708
Why is a young Jimmy Fallon clone yelling at me?
Glad to know Attack Attack wasn't just a flash in the pan, and that it's just gonna be more of this shit here on out.
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>>63358794
>tfw enjoy the steampunk aesthetic
>largely ruined by the fat neckbeard roleplaying fanbase
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>>63358636
I can't look away, it's like watching a car crash. why is there a jew harp in this?
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>>63358734
he's kinda like HHH but not as cringey
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>>63358846
I feel you anon. for a while in highschool I thought it would get fantasy writers to stop making derivative tolkien clone high fantasy. but then it got picked up by the worst aspects of /tg/ culture
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>>63358636
that feel when this pagan devil worship video got anon in trouble with christian parents
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>>63358636
whats it like to be a living meme and not be aware of it?
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>>63358929

my nigger
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All memes aside, how accurate is this?
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>>63358775
Better than the original desu
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This might be the only place on the internet where it's more acceptable to like Linkin Pak and Pantera than Agalloch and Opeth
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>>63358966

I'd rather have a quick break from talking about them altogether tbqh m8, give it a rest
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>>63358995
No it's not you simpleton you fell for the meemees.
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>>63358966
>all memes aside
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>>63358304
adopt a trip of "king of /r/metal/" quickly my lord
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>>63359007
Fine
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>>63358995

>implying any of those bands aren't bretty gud at what they do
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>>63358995
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