ITT: it's 100.000 BC
Ooga boogie down
We listen to rock
WE WUZ KINGS
TAKE ME TO THE DISTANT PAST
How do make music?
what are we posting this on "tablets" get it hahahahahaa
>>63337256
>not know make music
>berrypicker as fuck
>>63337244
I WANT TO GO BAAAAAAAAAACK
I swear to the Sun Kieth Richards must be immortal
Good, there's 102.016 years separating me from /mu/
>>63337279
>try make music
>others no like
>maybe make memes instead
AAAAAYYYYOOOOOOOO
HOL UP
>>63337289
DRAG MY TONGUE ACROSS THE SAND
bone flute music > skin drum music
prove me wrong
>>63337229
ayyy lmao
nothing to do here, music started in 1910
>music
>good
homo sapiens too stupid and will go extinct
>>63337364
kek
>>63337346
>falling for the bone flute meme
kek get a load of this faggott
>ooga booga ooga
>not booga booga
top ooga
>>63337194
>the earth has been around for 10000 years
>what's it like in 100000 bc
It's time
Time to stop
Time to stop posting.
>>63337381
>>63337346
>not listening to samples of woolly mammoth grunts
tip top ooga
>>63337359
D E M
>raps
>>63337434
>he believes the earth is only 10000 years old
>doesn't know what radiometric dating is
The fact that so many tree barks still name the Boogas "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rooga band ever only tells you how far rooga music still is from becoming a serious art. Jooga critics have long recognized that the greatest jooga musicians of all times are Dooga Ellooga and Jhooga Colooga, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Clooga critics rank the highly controversial Beethooga over clooga musicians who were highly popular in courts around Eurooga. Rooga critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Boogas sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jooga critics grow up listening to a lot of jooga music of the past, clooga critics grow up listening to a lot of clooga music of the past. Rooga critics are often totally ignorant of the rooga music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Boogas did anything worth of being saved.
-Pooga Scrooga
Any of you heard this new music thing? I think it's gonna die off soon like those shitty cave paintings those 'artists' are doing
'Ooh look at me I can smudge some dirt on the wall that looks like a bison' meanwhile normal people are outside actually hunting and feeding their families
>>63337517
kek
>>63337507
>being post-ironically baited
>>63337517
tenooga/tenooga
>>63337434
>creationism
Man is the animal
>>63337579
damn....
>>63337544
>being post-post-ironic baited
>band has two rockhitters
Great thread
>>63337604
>being post-post-post-ironic baited
Better that you fall for it than me.
In The Pterosaur Over The Watery Abyss was amazing two bee on est.
OK Rock is the best album from the Stoneheads. Prove me wrong.
>>63337507
>he bases an argument around estimated guessing
>wasn't even around when/if these things happened
SCIENCE RULES
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>63337696
>guessing
It's really not. It's not guessing. They use formulas and look at the decay of carbon and make accurate extrapolations.
>>63337364
Underrated post
>>63337644
I'm more of a Dinosaur Sr. fan
>>63337194
dk bdjbxdsjmvdhnvduisdhkf
redberry me on how dirt cobain now count worms
was it self stone smash or done by other tribe
>>63337194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6O2Rxzc-E
>>63337346
>not shooga boogying to Rahtuh Roohta's Mammoth Step
hit yourself in the head with a rock
>>63337796
get the fuck out of here with your pleb tier abooga music
>>63337780
I'm losing my shit
Who is the best stick and ribcage player currently active
progressive bonefunk is better than avant-treebark stonesludge
>>63337984
>100000 BC
>not listening to vaporstone
stone yourself
>>63338009
>enjoying ""music""
aren't you going to starve if you stop hunting?
>>63337984
me no dumb animal me no take bait
i want to shoogie bjooga's noogie
>>63338062
>he fell for the hunting meme
have fun while i stay safe in cave all day and post memes on cave wall
>>63337382
kek
>>63337780
Q U A L I T Y
U
A
L
I
T
Y
>>63337724
>science can't be wrong because they have formulas
It's an estimate based on other existing estimates. Who the fuck cares how old a rock is.
*shits on the street*
>>63337548
underrated post
>tha wind is talking over tha rocks
>stop wind an' talk to me
>i am alone
>>63338147
street?
>>63338126
>>63337696
>>63337434
There are three main types of evidence for ice ages: geological, chemical, and paleontological.
Geological evidence for ice ages comes in various forms, including rock scouring and scratching, glacial moraines, drumlins, valley cutting, and the deposition of till or tillites and glacial erratics. Successive glaciations tend to distort and erase the geological evidence, making it difficult to interpret. Furthermore, this evidence was difficult to date exactly; early theories assumed that the glacials were short compared to the long interglacials. The advent of sediment and ice cores revealed the true situation: glacials are long, interglacials short. It took some time for the current theory to be worked out.
The chemical evidence mainly consists of variations in the ratios of isotopes in fossils present in sediments and sedimentary rocks and ocean sediment cores. For the most recent glacial periods ice cores provide climate proxies from their ice, and atmospheric samples from included bubbles of air. Because water containing heavier isotopes has a higher heat of evaporation, its proportion decreases with colder conditions. This allows a temperature record to be constructed. However, this evidence can be confounded by other factors recorded by isotope ratios.
The paleontological evidence consists of changes in the geographical distribution of fossils. During a glacial period cold-adapted organisms spread into lower latitudes, and organisms that prefer warmer conditions become extinct or are squeezed into lower latitudes. This evidence is also difficult to interpret because it requires (1) sequences of sediments covering a long period of time, over a wide range of latitudes and which are easily correlated; (2) ancient organisms which survive for several million years without change and whose temperature preferences are easily diagnosed; and (3) the finding of the relevant fossils.
post your waifu
>listening to memegrunt
>listening to firewave
>listening to 0000s music
berrypicker as fuck
oh man i cant wait for to pimp a butterfly
>>63337780
cave grohl stone smashed to become tribe leader
>>63338208
THICC
>>63338062
>being a huntcuck
stone yourself dinofucker
>>63338302
high test
>>63338274
Omfg im dying
>>63338274
kek
>>63337780
>redberry
GODDAMIT MUUUU
>>63338320
>>63338329
>>63338340
this is why we need upvotes
>>63338302
MY
FSIDESSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>63338406
reffle
post real homo sapien music. No neanderthals allowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xo5yGX3UY
fact that many cave painting still name the Beetles as "greatest or strongest" rock band ever only tells you how far rock still is from becoming a serious tribe. Jazz unga have long recognized that greatest jazz hunter of all time are Dino Ellington and John Colstone, who were not most meat lucky or best killer of time, let alone of all time. Beetles gathered berries more than anyone else (not true, booga,), therefore they must have been strongest.
>>63337359
ARE
>>63338865
someone beat you to it, and did it much better.
>>63337517
JOOGA DOOGA WHEN!?!?
>>63338920
nice I get it you're ironically being a prick that's pretty funny
Entire thread full berrypickers
>this thread
>/mu/
>>63339012
YOU IS BERRYPICKER
1738 B.C.
>>63339084
more like deez nuts ha goteem
!
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>>63338973
ENDLESS CAVE SYSTEM HOW MANY MOON?
>>63338979
No if have to agree with the man you are replying to
>>63339399
??
I agree with what he said as well I just called him a prick
>>63337616
underrated post
>>63338147
it's 100000 BC, not 2016 india
>tfw my fellow tribesman said that rock music is the music of the future and not stick music
you guys like rock? I'm mostly an igneous guy but I can get into some sedimentary now and then.
>>63339479
igneous is alright, but metamorphic is where it's really at
hiroyooga needs to make a rule banning all discussion of sedimentary, holy fuck sedimentaryfags please go back to reddooga
>>63338147
designated
>>63337616
>hunting trip is less than 40 minutes
homo erectus guilt, the cave painting
Real Neanderthal Hours my apes, smash that mf rock if u up huntin'
3x3 thread
rec, judge other man, don't hurt other man
>5 minutes into cave painting and chill she gives you this look
wat do
>>63339686
we wuz hominids n shiet
>>63339783
ooga ooga what's the bone slate on the bottom left
>>63339845
Is that Beyonce?
>>63339990
okbonto - deer harvest
>>63339472
>stupid berrypicker still listening to rocks
MAYBE IF BRAIN WASN'T SO DUMB AND DIDN'T PICK BERRIES YOU COULD USE STICKS FOR MUSIC
stick music is meme. prove me wrong
protip: you can't
Ooga booga me want fucky big time
10/10 thread
>>63337517
>>63337479
B O Y Z
>>63337616
>howler throws bone flute into the cave altar
>>63337346
>bone flute
>skin drum
>not skin flute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkj1DDKSDUg
>>63337194
Me born wrong time, me like music from 200,000 bc
>>63339463
K E L
>>63337724
Radiometric dating seems pretty solid until you find out that objects only around 50 years old like (hats, shoes, etc) have been dug up that according to radiometric dating are thousands of years old.
>What is wind and water erosion
>All other methods of carbon dating are just as unreliable and contradict radiometric dating
>tfw the missing link doesn't exist
>tfw let's just say it happened really fast because it's easier than questioning outdated science.
>tfw can't decide if we evolved from apes or aquatic mammals
>>63340907
>aquatic mammals
we wuz dolphins n whales n shiet
>>63337434
>>63340907
I admit I dont know shit about science, but wouldnt the 50 year old hats and clothes be made from 1000 of years old atoms and covered in even more old soil?
>>63340981
Possibly, I'm not a scientist either. But if that's the case then how do we know how old human/animal remains are having this in mind?
https://youtu.be/JcmylxQ0ma4?t=266
>>63341038
Fucc dude, why is youtube being a bitch. Skip to 4:27 /mu/-senpai
if you no hit rock better you no judge rockhitters
>so grungo, what mouth sing you sing?
>>63339783
>olmec art
Get outta here with that pongo shit
>>63337227
311 BC never happened
"Hey Ooga, do you rock concert with me."
>>63338198
(YOU)
Tribesmen, what is best man sound for with rock sound
>hand
>foot
>head
>finger
????
that feel when no dinner
>>63341844
Hand. Hand firm, is best. Foot too soft, head hurt, finger too quiet, all bad but hand.
>be me, grunticus
>make the good old sound slap the rock in my village
>fellow tribeman set up near me and he hitting rock with a stick
>all the heartiest tribewoman with most fat for surviving winter go and listen him not me
WHY
WHAT HAPPEN TO GOOD OLD HAND SLAP MUSIC
in my tribefather day we not need stick to slap rock
I am birthed under the wrong moons
>>63338406
hello re...
fuck it
>>63339134
>Falling for the Egyptian meme
bonk bonk bonk
binkbinkbink
bonk bonk b--bonk
binkbinkbink
i got all the pussy with my bonk bonk bink bink
fuck you neanderthal faggots
name one single stickstoner better than the based demigod Maloonga
>protip: you can't.
>>63338901
PENETRATING
>>63342174
>Maloonga of the Forest People
>not basedCrongo of the Cliff People
stone yourself my pre-man
>>63340556
me like. can someone chisel me a mooga link? couldn't find one in the scribe of the elders
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
>>63342323
fucking prehistoric
I saw black metal in a cave
>>63337346
Skin drum plus chanting is best music fuck your faggy flute shit
>>63337780
Fucking lmao
>>63342209
QUEEEEENZ
>>63341875
fucking joj
TAKE ME BACK, BACK TO THE SHACK
BACK TO THE STRAT WITH THE LIGHTNING STRAP
KICK IN THE DOOR, MORE HARDCORE
ROCKIN OUT LIKE IT'S BC 94.000
>tfw have to wait until 1900 AD to start music
strawberry fields forever
>>63340981
>dont know shit abour science
Correct
>science
here's my science: the sun goes up on the right and goes down on the left
the moon is probably the same thing, not a different thing every month
oh excuse me, probably 2deep4you
>>63343233
But BC 94000 won't happen for another 6000 years, Ooga
>>63337434
take your american education and get out of here
>>63338302
UGGGHH THICKER
>>63338274
cave grohl cut his man-stick off and become queen of stone age
He does stick slap, but not berry-picker slap now.
MORE SOPHIE MORE NEED MORE LIKE SOHPIE HUGGHHHH
Was kobain kill kobain or not kobain kill kobain?
Sorry my bad speak
>that feel when brain hurts
>>63344589
DUMB WHORE KILL KOBAIN FOR DEBLOONS
>>63337780
ayy
>>63337517
>Dooga Ellooga and Jhooga Colooga
why good hunter man like me not find a good cavewoman like carving related
why life so hard for good caveman and bad man get all of women
>>63344621
absolute madbooga
oogah boog new joint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j34wjoqhnQ
whoa
what if cave grohl didn't kill kurt
what if it was billy-goat corgoth?
pretty easy for goat to kill man
AYO HOL UP
>>63344687
*tips cave hat*
post jams, my oogahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHy9FOblt7Y
>>63344763
>pretty easy for goat to kill man
[citation needed]
>>63344845
Kek
>>63341137
>make wonderhenge by wateringhole sing
>get all the healthy women with childbearing hips
I not see what is problem
>>63337780
>redberry
>>63344971
I love write wikipiki pages
much wise
make cunning like fox
>>63344845
well I mean if goat crazy and angry all time like him, then yeah