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>>63326830
has sex
I'd post the Blind Faith album cover, but, y'know.
>>63326830
You have a qt hipsterish gf who you fug passionately on the regular.
>>63326830
does not have sex
>>63326909
You're virgin
>>63326991
My nigga knows what that Slint life is all about
>>63326830
You are not a virgin
>>63326909
>>63326991
you are virgins
>>63326909
Has sex with self
>>63326889
No such interest
>>63326917
idk
You're all virgins
>>63327047
"no"
>>63327038
You will never have sex
>>63327047
>to keep from creating our destroyers ; The only way to endure!
>>63327062
W R O N G, HAHA!
>>63326917
Have sex
>>63326830
Want to have sex and almost do it but fails and killself
>>63327038
Never have sex
Not in the next life
Maybe after that life
>>63327080
You had sex but couldn't get any real satisfaction
>>63326909
You are fine being single, or at least that's what you have convinced yourself.
The reality is that you don't like yourself enough to trick somebody else in to liking you.
>>63326830
virgin
>>63326889
has sex occasionally
>>63326909
>>63326991
likes to have sex with mentally unstable people
>>63327038
>>63327042
>>63327111
likes kinky stuff
>>63327080
enjoys a lot of foreplay and long sex sessions
>>63327246
Stop projecting senpai, I'm going to get myself a qt next week.
>>63326830
I don't rate others lmao
>>63327311
Virgil
>>63327309
I meant to post with that album cover, the joke being that I am talking about myself. But I ruined it. Just like I ruined my own life.
Oh well.
>>63327111
has a weird fetish but never told anyone
>>63327111
has regular sex with gf, fairly vanilla
>>63327311
doesn't do it often
everyone itt might as well be virgins because none have experienced love
>>63327376
Hey, I find true love every time I take xtc!
Didn't have the actual album cover on my hard drive.
>>63327311
Fucked regularly by the bourgeoisie.
>>63327246
Exactly
>>63326830
>>63327413
get blow jobs from their secretary on the regular
Threads like this depress me a bit, it's like discussing music isn't enough, you/we are so lonely we have to pretend like we know each other. On that basis I'd be happy to guess that no one ITT has a sex life
>>63327413
You could probably get it if you tried but you're more comfortable in your own loneliness because it seems cool, like the lonely nighthawks you hear about in songs and you choose not to pursue it because you're too comfortable in the cocoon of misery you have wrapped yourself in and to change would be to acknowledge that you have fucked up and wasted your time.
>>63327436
welcome to /mu/. the most miserable place in the internet.
>>63327498
You like mature pussy. A real cuck, but you only get to suck.
>>63326830
Non-existent
>>63326909
Had sex once in highschool, but didn't finish.
>>63327038
Has a fetish he hasn't told anyone, and has not tried it yet.
>>63327080
You have a cute girlfriend, who you love.
>>63327399
lol. You used to have a girl friend who took your virginity but haven't had sex since then.
>>63327467
clearly you've never been to /r9k/
>>63327574
You live in a dilapidated farmhouse in the French countryside where you make love to your wife whenever you need to impregnate her to make more beautiful Nordic babies.
>>63327574
>You used to have a girl friend who took your virginity but haven't had sex since then.
Very close. She gave me a BJ and said "I don't think I liked that" and that was the last day I ever saw her in person.
Not really my favourite, but hell...
And just to be clear...
Even if it is dadrock it doesn't mean I'm 50+..
>>63327645
with an insecure blurb like that, i'd be surprised if you've had more than one boyfriend
>>63327580
Trout guy's not virgin? Nobody would like to get a spike up their ass (outside 4chan).
>>63327632
congratulations, you turned her gay
>>63327662
Sorry but I'm straight.
>>63327691
that's what he said
GOAT, also came out on my birthday
>>63327674
Actually, she ended up with three kids to three different men and a drug addiction.
>>63327732
>august 2014
>being a 2 year old on the internet
probably a virgin, but they start young these days so who knows
>>63326830
Either this or Lost Horizons.
>>63326830
you cry after sex
>>63327645
You probably fuck in a 7/8 beat
>>63327347
>>63327580
Wrong.
>>63326830
>>63326889
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>>63326991
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>>63327246
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>>63327856
Virgins
>>63327606
virgin that masturbates to annie threads
>>63327645
virgin but still in high school so you have time
>>63327821
virgin who's still in high school but brags that he has a lot of sex
>>63327831
virgin but comfortable with virginity
>>63327849
virgin but has touched a boob once
I think it is this
>>63327606
You don't get it because you spend your whole life waiting for a girl that looks like Annie.
>>63327904
virgin who cries while masturbating
>>63326830
No one is this thread is a virgin
>>63328065
I can smell the irony from your cum stained virgin hands.
>>63328125
The only sexual experience you've had is when you came on that album cover.
>>63328180
Masturbates while watching PewDiePie's Happy wheels gameplay.
>>63326830
>>63328232
Makes hentai on windows paint about his teacher.
>>63328102
Nah I'm a fag so I play the sex game on easy
>>63328180
You think you sex life is worse than it is
>>63328065
>>63328232
This guy gets HUGE pussy.
>>63327645
Have sex sometimes but every girl runs away from you after a while
>>63328232
Can't even talk to any girl
>>63328498
Use to fuck crazy bitches
>>63328498
You're reclusive
>>63328498
Disgusted by anal
>>63328065
Likes BDSM shit
>>63328498
fucks at an irregular and jarring tempo
>>63328356
virgin
>>63328065
makes his partner cry during sex
>>63328232
cries during sex
>>63328180
just cries
>>63327606
another virgin
>>63327512
Makes love sensually, on beaches
>>63327348
bores people during sex
>>63328356
you've only had sex with the girlfriend you got a year ago in freshman year of college
>>63328065
fucks a lot
>>63328498
fucks more than healthy
The blues need another revival.
It's either this or faust s/t at the moment
Mobile won't let me quote but I'll do it in another post
>>63328974
Married
>>63328902
Only sex is from raping ugly chicks.
>>63326830
>>63328974
you have a faithful girlfriend who loves you and you get sex x3 times a week
>>63328902
virgin
>>63328891
has only received 1 hand job in entire life
>>63328356
cries during sex
>>63328891
has sex regularly but awkwardly
>>63328498
virgin
>>63328331
ritually smokes a blunt before sex
>>63328065
has fetishes that are too bizarre to reveal to your partners
>>63327645
several long term, monogamous relationships
>>63327498
'free love, man'
>>63327399
doesn't care about sex
>>63327347
has said an ex's name during sex with someone else.
>>63326991
has had several drunken and/or drug induced one night stands.
>>63329957
Spends his day basking in fantasy but is still a virgin
>>63330636
Touched a boob once
>>63330717
Has experimented with his male friends
>>63330799
has actually had 11 sexual partners
>>63327854
kek
>>63327831
Are you me?
>>63333259
Nah, why? You like lemmon jelly as well?
>>63329865
wew u beat me 2 it
>>63329957
futanari fantasies forever
>>63328065
probably not a virgin
>>63327645
you've certainly been laid at least twice
>>63327732
has a cute effay gf and have sex regularly in your apartment
>>63327373
>>63327498
>>63328356
only non virgins ITT
