ITT: We write a rap verse one by one and I rap it to a self-produced track and upload it
Call me civil rights water hose
Cause I spray niggas
Get up in the club, like it's yo boy vanilla
I am a huge faggot
Who browses /mu/ every day
AYYY YOOOO
*SMACKS LIPS*
Does anyone else listen to death grips?
>>63275806
gb2 >>>/pol/ mouthbreather
daddy would you like some sausage
>>63275796
>>63275796
just because i'm white, doesn't mean you can't me your nigga
Wish the age of consent was single digits,
Then I wouldn't have to fuck with midgets
>>63275849
HOL UP
I'm feeling like that ship that once sunk in the sea
The music of my life must be the Titanic OST
Yeah, and they don't understand
I burns niggas souls just as fast as I can
And thats why they call me the temperature man
>>63275899
It's 2016 bruh, Drumpf's an anteater
Nigga oooga booga, bitches an' hoes, bang bang take yo monies.
i don't know what to do with all these pills i've been awarded
i keep shitting in my own mouth since im retarded
I go hard on these sausage-ass bitches
With their shitty fuck fuck-guns
fuck fuckity dick fuck-fuck ass whore cock tongue bitch
somedays I just wanna suck a nigga dick
or get fucked in the ass till i can't even shit
Back In Ancient Egypt, We was the Pharoahs
In Modern Amerikkka we Just Hoes
>>63275931
but right now I've been writing my own soundtrack gimme a middle c
gunshots are my melody cause I stopped staying lowkey like that loki nigga
>doubletime after melody pls
I'll fuck anything that walks
Cats, dogs, children, and paraplegics
Nigga nigga
I got money
I got money
Big black nigger 10/10
P4k writers let me fuck their wives and daughters
Bitches screaming 'no'
Must be racist hoes
Sing along white boy, 'n word, n word'
HOL UP HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
Gonna close suggestions in 2 minutes, make it count lads
i flow like your asshole after a night of burritos
mexican corn in your mommas hole
shes into scat, she a dirty fucking hoe,
don't tell me where to go, im coming down your throat
>>63275774
You better actually do this song cause these lyrics are amazing.
AYYY YOOO
>>63276072
WE'RE IN LOVE
BOO BOO
my dick is hard
they call me the bard
FUCK JELLYFISH
STICK EM ON MY DICK
FUCK JELLYFISH
THEY SUCK LIKE A VACUUM BITCH FACE DICK FACE
FUCK JELLYFISH
I DON'T FUCK CUTTLEFISH BECAUSE THAT'S FUCJED
I ONLY FUCK WHIRE JELLYFISH SO NO PROBLEMO
SEXY JELLYFISH TWIRL IN THE WATER BITCH YEAH
I CUM IN THE JELLYFISH
IT'S A JELLYCUM NOW
YEAH
Opie said he's gonna close suggestions in 2 minutes
if he doesn't deliver I'll track him down and there'll be no witness
ayo, hol up, so you be sayin
dat we wuz kangz n shiet nicca, built tha pyramids n shiet nicca
dayum
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art
I'm a nigger and pedo
I'm bigger than Pedro
Give me your cash because I fuck your dog
Just took a nigger dick in my ass for eight bucks.
I got AIDS like a blacks.
your waifu a shit man
get a better hoe
Stick ya dick in my mouf, dick in my mouf, dick in my mouf
INSTALL GENTOO
Then finish it by yelling
>WE GUN BE ALRIGHT
>WE WUZ KINGS
over and over again
I feel like Pablo
I AM THE MEME
I AM THE MEME
I AM THE MEME
I AM THE MEME
I AM THE MEME
There’s ole Gray with ‘er dove-winged hat
There’s ole Green with her sewing machine
Where’s the bobbin at?
The fact that so many books still name
The Beatles as “the greatest” rock band ever
Tells you how rock music still is fucking lame.
Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times,
Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, the list goes on,
Were not the most famous or the richest or the best sellers of their times,
let alone ever my nigga, kill youself hon.
Even classicalfags rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians
Who were highly popular in Euroland, while ockists are still blinded by commercial success.
The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way),
Therefore they must have been the greatest (not true, by the way).
Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz,
classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classics.
Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past,
I mean they know the best sellers, but that's a fucking must.
No wonder they think that the Beatles were a worthy lot.
I fucking laughed when Lennon got shot.
yo
ay yo 5 hunna million i got a pound cake
OP here
It was a joke, I'm not going to do a song really
>>63276277
This is a good bridge for the song,
How long until we get to hear it, OP? The beat better be fantastic and your delivery better be good. The lyrics posted in this thread are brilliant.
rol up in my expensive vehicle like 'swerve'
whip it, thru tha, glass, nigga
>>63276299
Someone better record this song
>>63276299
you think this is a fucking joke
you mutherfucker you better choke
on a dick
>>63276299
No, I'm op. Currently recording, gonna take a while but im about halfway through
Final lyrics sheet
>>63276329
woop
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>>63275774
Intro (mumbled under the building instrumental):
Call me civil rights water hose
Cause I spray niggas
Get up in the club, like it's yo boy vanilla
AYY YOOO
AYY YOOO
AYY YOOO
Verse 1:
Wish the age of consent was single digits,
Then I wouldn't have to fuck with midgets
I'm feeling like that ship that once sunk in the sea
The music of my life must be the Titanic OST
Yeah, and they don't understand
I burns niggas souls just as fast as I can
And thats why they call me the temperature man
Nigga oooga booga, bitches an' hoes, bang bang take yo monies
Nigga oooga booga, bitches an' hoes, bang bang take yo monies
Nigga oooga booga, bitches an' hoes, bang bang take yo monies
Hook:
WE WUZ KINGS
WE WUZ KINGS
WE GON BE ALRIGHT
WE GON BE ALRIGHT
Verse2:
i don't know what to do with all these pills i've been awarded
i keep shitting in my own mouth since im retarded
I go hard on these sausage-ass bitches
With their shitty fuck fuck-guns
fuck fuckity dick fuck-fuck ass whore cock tongue bitch
somedays I just wanna suck a nigga dick
or get fucked in the ass till i can't even shit
Back In Ancient Egypt, We was the Pharoahs
In Modern Amerikkka we Just Hoes
I'll fuck anything that walks
Cats, dogs, children, and paraplegics (leeegics)
Nigga nigga
I got money
I got money
Big black nigger 10/10
P4k writers let me fuck their wives and daughters
Bitches screaming 'no'
Must be racist hoes
Back In Ancient Egypt, We was the Pharoahs
Back In Ancient Egypt, We was the Pharoahs
Back In Ancient Egypt, We was the Pharoahs
Hook:
WE WUZ KINGS
WE WUZ KINGS
WE GON BE ALRIGHT
WE GON BE ALRIGHT
>>63276578
Verse3:
HOL UP HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
i flow like your asshole after a night of burritos
mexican corn in your mommas hole
shes into scat, she a dirty fucking hoe,
don't tell me where to go, im coming down your throat
I'm a nigger and pedo
I'm bigger than Pedro
Give me your cash because I fuck your dog
Just took a nigger dick in my ass for eight bucks.
I got AIDS like all blacks.
Like all blacks
like all blacks
like all blacks
Bridge (done like spoken word):
The fact that so many books still name
The Beatles as “the greatest” rock band ever
Tells you how rock music still is fucking lame.
Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times,
Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, the list goes on,
Were not the most famous or the richest or the best sellers of their times,
let alone ever my nigga, kill youself hon.
Even classicalfags rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians
Who were highly popular in Euroland, while ockists are still blinded by commercial success.
The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way),
Therefore they must have been the greatest (not true, by the way).
Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz,
classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classics.
Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past,
I mean they know the best sellers, but that's a fucking must.
No wonder they think that the Beatles were a worthy lot.
I fucking laughed when Lennon got shot.
Verse4:
Call me civil rights water hose
Cause I spray niggas
Get up in the club, like it's yo boy vanilla
my dick is hard
they call me the bard
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art
Outro:
Stick ya dick in my mouf, dick in my mouf, dick in my mouf (x12)
yo nigga nigga nigga
fuck whitey yo
pull a trigga on whitey yo
holy roman empire is the best album ever nigga
yo
https://theholyromanempire.bandcamp.com/album/the-holy-roman-empire
>>63276608
if you record this song, as described in the two posts above yours, ill consider listening to your album.
>>63276578
why'd you remove this literary masterpiece
>>63275800
>>63276745
doesn't fit the concept of the song, maybe if you get a female vocalists to sing that under the hook it would work.
>>63276766
lmao that would be great.
uploading to soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/sirpalace/mu-rap
Should I continue or nah
>>63276810
Do a full song based on the lyrics posted here, >>63276578 >>63276603 , if you're having trouble with the instrumental or mixing aspects just vaporwave it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyt_87yCyNw
>>63276810
>https://soundcloud.com/sirpalace/mu-rap
fucking fantastic man
>>63276810
This is sooooo good. This is awesome. I honestly think you could go pro.
>>63276841
alright! It's going to take a lot of planning and actual producing instead of improvised stuff. It will take me a while but will be done.
>>63276810
Music video when?
Full rap persona when?
Full album when?
>>63276919
hoping to release an album within the next 2 months or so
>>63276878
thanks so much man
>>63276810
Kek
>>63276810
definitely nah
>>63276810
ebin stuff
>>63276810
I'll send this to kanye if you continue
>>63276810
>https://soundcloud.com/sirpalace/mu-rap
did you remove the track bro? wtf im legitimately curious
>>63276810
It's super weird hearing you say my retarded post. I'm not sure /mu/-rap has all that much potential though, taking thememe-rap thing to an extreme level by having your rap persona be a guy who makes songs about shitting in his own mouth is an interesting idea though I guess...
Its a bold idea, we'll see how it pans out.
>>63277327
same
I even bothered to put my headphones on and there's no track what the fuck
>>63276936
How can we find your stuff in the future, post a link to your site so we can check it out every once in a while.
>>63276810
Why'd you delete it? What the fuck is your deal?
>>63275774
Nope
