> the dismemberment plan
> band members still have all their limbs
>Blur
>are shite
>radiohead
>all members have human heads
>Boards of Canada
>actually Scottish
>death grips
>they're all alive
>swans
>are hipster trash
>this thread
>again
> captain beefheart and his magic band
> van vilet is not actually liscenced captain and his fellow band members have not displayed and supernatural ability
> nasty nas
> is actually a quite respectable human being
>Modest Mouse
>They're not too full of themselves
works out I guess
>OP
>Is a fag
>modern baseball
>actually just a group of people who play pop punk-y emo music
>Brand New
>Last album was 7 years ago
> the velvet underground
> actually quite well known
>jason aldean
>real name is Jason Aldine Williams
>American Football
>they're musicians
>have a nice life
>doesn't have a nice life
> this will destroy you
> im still alive
>>63262258
KEk
>>63262167
>Korn
>None of the members are vegtables
(You forgot cavesponge OP)
>Bones
>they have skin
>Insane Clown Posse
>Not insane just retarded
>>63262167
it's only a plan you idiot
it hasn't been carried out yet
fucking frogposters
>Neu!
>Old
>>63262167
well yeah it's a fucking plan, it's not the dismemberment retrospective
>The Men
>aren't actu....
wait...fuck
>Faust
>None of them sold their souls to the devil
>>63264387
>The Band
>isn't actu-
FUCK
>>63262167
>Tokyo Police Club
>Band is three civilians from Canada
>Twenty One Pilots
>Two guys
>Not pilots
>neutral milk hotel
>not a hotel
>Manowar
>Not a Battle Ship
>The Tallest Man On Earth
>Isn't actually the tallest man on earth
>>63264525
i fucked up tokyo police club has four members
>Pixies
>None of them are small mythical creatures
>nirvana
>lead singer was severly depressed drug addict
>>63262167
It's actually an insurance plan that Bill Murray buys at the end of Groundhog Day.
>Molly Hatchet
>no one named molly bearing a hatchet of any kind
>Barry White
>is black
>Blue Stahli
>has pink hair
>Blonde Redhead
>They have black hair
> drake
> not an Elizabethan era sea captain
>this will destroy you
>doesn't
>>63262227
they havent come to grips that they are all dead inside
>Joy Division
>Not joyful
>>63265706
>this will destroy you
>bores me to death
>>63262167
>Dr. Dre
>Not a doctor
>Built to Spill
>Albums remain solid at room temperature
>>63265790
>Dr. Dre
>Poor bedside manor
>The Strokes
>None of the members have had strokes yet
>Gorillaz
>all members are human
>>63265699
underrated
