>name is Lou Reed
>didn't play a reed instrument
>>63255345
What an insightful and productive comment OP, grats
>is the original poster
>post is unoriginal
>Syd Barret
>couldn't bear it
>>63255345
His music belongs in the loo though
>Name is David Bowie
> Is not a knife
> Calls himself a Blackstar
> Ethinicity: Caucasian
> Sings Ashes To Ashes
> Get's Cremated
> Zappa says, "Fuck You Captain Tom"
> Is actually Major Tom
talentless hack general?
>name is Jeff Mangum
>is a man but not a gum
>>63255345
>name is Robert Plant
>does not utilize plants as musical instruments
>name is Jimmy Buffet
>no assortment of large quantities of food at his shows
>Black Flag
They're all white
>Lou Bega
>doesn't play a bagel
>name is jack white
>is actually white
>>63256653
>jack white
>wants to be a nigger from the '20s
>>63256554
To be fair some members have traces of mestizo origin.