GLISTENING SYNTHS
Fantano makes my synths glisten, if you know what I mean.
RATTLING HI-HATS
>>63189324
Oh my god Fantano is having a seizure I hope he stops having a seizue sometime soon when its convenient.
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Honeydewesque noggin.
>>63189415
Why does takign a big shit feel so fuckin good omg
A FUTURE GAH-RADGE INFLUENCE
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>>63189278
A faggot who knows absolutely nothing about music theory and uses fluffy language to try and throw off that vibe is the perfect mascot for this retard board.
Quintessential metal lp
dude doesn't know how to review an album, just spits random adjectives out for 5 to 10 minutes
>>63189959
you do not need a background in music theory to give decent reviews.
>>63190023
Yeah that's what I would expect a non-musician to think.
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Jazz list
>>63190074
It's hilarious when entertainers get uppity and forget what an audience is.
BLACK MEN ON THE MOON
>>63190128
It's hilarious when /mu/tants get pretentious about music and they literally don't even know what chords work together or how to perform even a basic song.
>>63190074
I'm a classically trained bassist and i can say for certain you're full of shit
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>>63190246
Uh huh, so why would you care what Anthony "I know nothing about music" Fantano has to say?
>>63190207
It's really hilarious when pretentious entry level musicians think there is some firm set of rules from which no deviation is permissible. While you're playing Love Story in a piano bar for the 7 billionth time when you're 50, the insolent know-nothings who decided to misplace a chord on purpose will be writing the history that your grandchildren will learn in music theory.
>>63190358
>10 years experience as a professional musician
>entry level
Good one bud.
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>>63190394
Cool, so you've only got another 40 years of playing Love Story in that piano bar, you sad piece of shit.
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>>63190321
because music is so much more than notes? and there's a fair bit you can learn about music theory just by listening to music.
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>>63190074
It's like that pet sounds pasta became self-aware
>>63190456
>implying
Lol enjoy being the equivalent of a dipshit who can't boil pasta roleplaying as an expert chef
>>63190469
>because music is so much more than notes?
Have I said anything to the contrary?
PUNCHY CLEAR
CACOPHONOUS
ESOTERIC
XTHONY YTANO HERE
>>63190246
>classically-trained
>bassist
>>63189394
>tfw came here to say this.
GARGANTUAN LARGER THAN LIFE GALAXY LARGE PANORAMIC REVERB
Would Fantano even be posted everyday if he didn't acknowledge 4chan existed?
>>63190074
Most musicians didn't go to fucking school to learn music theory.
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CREAMY FUDGY COATED SYNTHS
>>63189976
truth
>>63190624
>you have to get a degree in music to know anything about music theory
>>63189976
Yes anon, adjectives are what reviewers use to describe things. You get a gold star.
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whats that one weird snare/guitar chord that happens when he says the name of the song
>>63191406
that wasn't the point of my post
>>63189278
PROPULSIVE DRUMMING
>>63191406
If you're dependent on adjectives to describe something you can't describe well.
anthony fantano here the internet's busiest music descriptor
>>63191883
>>63190023
You do when you call shit rip offs but have no understanding of what makes up a song
>>63190128
Musicians don't make music for the audience. We make it for ourselves and then the audience likes it (Because the audience likes anything they hear) and we make money.
>>63190505
almost melon-like bass
>>63192051
a Caribbean zest that drives the music forward
"This song is really jiggly, copious amounts of buttery bass, the guitar just zig zags around. But it's really a rip off of the pixies. 5/10"
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHICK....HEAAAAVY GUITARS
The Internet's busiest music describer.
>>63189278
REVIEW LIFE
V I S C E R A L
>>63191499
Annoying Gimmick by The Memes
>>63189415
read right after farting irl gg
>>63189459
It's euphoric isn't it anon? the relief afterwards is sublime.
>>63190510
You don't have to be a professional chef to know what tastes good.