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Who's your favorite Pitchfork writer?
Me? I'm a big Zoe Camp fan. She's never given a BNM, very based.
Lindsey Zoldaz was great before she left them. She was easily their best writer.
Did you just come back from the great Zoebro ban of 3 days ago, too?
***Zoe Camp Pitchfork Reviews****
44 Total Reviews
0 BNMs
Average Score: 6.7
>ZOE-Core
8.2 Black Tusk - Pillars of Ash
8.2 YOB - Clearing the Path to Ascend
8.1 Sonic Youth - Bad Moon Rising (Re-Issue)
>Worth checking out
7.9 Godflesh - Decline and Fall EP
7.9 Napalm Death - Apex Predator: Easy Meat
7.8 Anna von Hausswolff - The Miraculous
7.8 Boris - Noise
7.8 Final Conflict - Ashes to Ashes
7.6 Title Fight - Hyperview
7.5 Black Anvil - Hail Death
7.5 Mutilation Rites - Harbinger
7.4 En - City of Brides
7.4 Horseback - Piedmont Apocrypha
7.4 Vattnet Viskar - Settler
7.3 Antwon - Heavy Hearted in Doldrums
7.3 Eagles of Death Metal - Zipper Down
7.1 Giant Squid - Minoans
7.0 Enabler - La Fin Absolue Du Monde
7.0 Goatwhore - Constricting Rage of the Merciless
7.0 The Soft Pink Truth - Why Pay More?
>Meh
6.9 Clutch - Psychic Warfare
6.9 Helen - The Original Faces
6.9 Spraynard - Mable
6.9 Yautja - Songs of Descent *Her First P4K Review Ever*
6.8 Punch Brothers - The Wireless EP
6.8 Youth Code - A Place to Stand EP
6.7 Pelican - The Cliff EP
6.7 Sweet Cobra - Earth
6.5 Ulver - ATGCLVLSSCAP
6.3 Fat White Family - Songs for Our Mothers
6.3 Mastodon - Once More 'Round the Sun
6.2 Iron Reagan - The Tyranny of Will
6.1 Melvins - Hold It In
6.0 Faith No More - Sol Invictus
6.0 Metric - Pagans in Vegas
>Bad
5.9 Royal Thunder - Crooked Doors
5.8 Dodsferd - The Parasitic Survival of the Human Race
5.8 Nevermen - Nevermen
5.5 Witchcraft - Nucleus
5.4 Refused - Freedom
5.0 Basement - Promise Everything
5.0 Creepoid - Cemetary Highrise Slum
>AbZOElutely GARBAGE
4.7 Gardens & Villa - Music for Dogs
4.0 Teenage Time Killers - Greatest Hits Volume 1
*Best New Tracks*
Grimes - Venus Fly (ft. Janelle Monae)
Deafheaven - Brought to the Water
Missy Elliott - WTF (Where They From) (ft. Pharrell)
Sheer Mag - Button Up
>>62500422
I agree.
>>62500428
Yes bro! Mine expired last night, fucking disgusting that ZoeBros were banned
I then checked the two p4k threads that happened after the zoebromassacre and they were completely dead without zoeposting to keep them alive
>>62500463
>AbZOElutely
haha
nice
I like it
>>62500463
>implying she chose which score the album got
>>62500495
lol yeah, i was watching it, too. needing to get
"bumped" so it doesn't fall off the last page!
Zoe is the only good thing about p4k
>>62500428
>>62500495
you pathetic little shits should have been permabanned, t-b-h desu senpai
>>62500624
fucking put your trip back on, noko & sage & kill yourself
>>62500601
P4K Nightly without Zoeposting was a complete disaster - sad! Zoeposting is an essential part of the Pitchfork brand now and the threads depend on her.
>>62500624
Fuck Off
Pitchfork Nightly without Zoe SUCKS.
holy shit
I'd have never thought P4K fags would be this autistic. Kill youselves
>>62500745
>he uses a tripcode on a 4chan image board to get recognition for his posts and try to establish a reputation
you're fucking A U T I S T I C
zoeposting is normal and cool
this and the one where she's looking tough as fuck outside the window are my favorite Rare Zoe's
DR SCHREIBER, I'M Z.O.E
I stopped reading p4k in 2011, but it used to be Mark Richardson and Marc Hogan
>>62500916
If i take her hat off, will she die?
How much p4k senior editor dick did she take to get the job?
>>62500962
It would be extremely painful
>>62501014
4.0 You
>>62500967
0
All the lady editors did offer to eat her out but obviously she declined the offer because none of the are close to Zoe's league.
Instead she just accepted double of Ian's salary and use of the conde naste private plane
why do people respect pitchfork?
Pitchfork isn't even ironically funny to follow anymore
It's literally Salon/Jezebel: The Review Site
>>62501126
we don't, we only respect and love love Zoe Camp
>>62501165
Did Merika become 50% black in the past few years?
I wish I were a girl
>>62501319
Why? Do you want to be fucked by guys?
>>62501353
Cus I wanna kiss Zoe
>>62501380
She has a gf sorry
Crashing this website, with no survivors
>>62501420
DELETE THIS
Anyone see her underground independent art-house porn flick?
>>62501420
Pic looks old.
and it wouldn't matter anyways.
She'd either upgrade girlfriends with me or we'd be in one of those polymeme relationships
>>62500463
Some extra data:
>Favorite albums of the decade so far
1. Kanye West: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
2. Deerhunter: Halcyon Digest
3. Big Boi: Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty
4. Oneohtrix Point Never: Replica
5. Converge: All We Love We Leave Behind
6. LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening
7. Arcade Fire: The Suburbs
8. Hot Chip: In Our Heads
9. St. Vincent: Strange Mercy
10. Frank Ocean: Channel Orange
11. Kanye West: Yeezus
12. Janelle Monáe: The ArchAndroid
13. Arcade Fire: Reflektor
14. Drake: Take Care
15. Swans: The Seer
16. Scott Walker: Bish Bosch
17. The Knife: Shaking the Habitual
18. Radiohead: The King of Limbs
19. The Flaming Lips: The Terror
20. Tame Impala: Lonerism
>Favorite tracks of the decade so far
1. Deerhunter: "Desire Lines"
2. Kvelertak: "Bruane Brenn"
3. Kanye West: "Runaway"
4. Gorillaz: "Empire Ants"
5. Arcade Fire: "Rococo"
6. Mastodon: "The Sparrow"
7. Dillinger Escape Plan: "Prancer"
8. Azealia Banks: "212"
9. The Shins: "Simple Song"
10. Big Boi: "Shutterbugg" [ft. Cutty]
11. Snowmine: "Let Me In"
12. Savages: "Husbands"
13. Hot Chip: "Let Me Be Him"
14. Converge: "Aimless Arrow"
15. Death Grips: "Hacker"
16. Yelawolf: "Hard White (Up in the Club)"
17. Touché Amoré: "Social Caterpillar"
18. Deafheaven: "Dream House"
19. Perfect Pussy: "I"
20. Merchandise: "Anxiety's Door"
>>62501665
Wow, this ruined my Zoecrush
I thought she was a cool woman who liked pretty good music and refused to embrace meme rap
That list is disgusting
>>62501665
(outdated btw [by the way])
no way would memeheaven not be on top albums
>>62501740
all woman are memes
>>62501750
It's only from 2010-2014, if you're referring to New Bermuda
>>62501740
Zoe is more patrician than that.
That was just the stock pitchfork "best of" lists they had her put down when she first started working there.
If she was into meme rap, she'd be giving 8.5's to memerap everyother day like meghan.
>>62501740
>loving Zoe for such surface level reasons
You were never much of a Zoe-bro anyways
Only real ZoeBros will continue ZoePosting on Sunday night and not fear the 3 day ban!
>>62502099
I'll be there brother, I won't let the tyrants bring us down
>tfw zoe is a libtard
>>62502329
No, I know her irl, she's just memeing
What review did Zoe finally "click" for you?
For me it was her Eagles of Death Metal - Zipper Down review.
what's a BNM?
Zoe is depress :(
>>62502423
She wouldn't be if she'd let us kiss her
>>62502462
She even takes medication!!!! :(
Id be her best boyfriend it sucks we're not dating
>>62502329
It was just a phase, she's over that liberal meme
