Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-Round 2 boys
-Did Kanye kill his BNM?
-Will Zoe finally stop lurking and post in the thread?
-This thread hypes and supports Kanye West, Half Japanese, DIIV, Sun Kil Jesu, Mark Kozelek, Animal Collective, Tim Hecker, and Islands
Lol, spamming
please don't turn it into a waifu thread
>>62395572
You just know Zoe requested that the last thread be nuked.
>>62395588
dubs confirm we went too far
Too much Zoeposting killed the last thread. I mean, it was literally all Zoe with the regular memes here and there.
I'm actually with the Janitors/Mods on this one, to be honest family.
>>62395594
Why won't Zoe let us love her?
>>62395604
did you take a listen to junior boys?
>>62395588
sup
>>62395610
Quit. Go take a cold shower.
Is a 2:1 ratio of p4k to zoe posting good enough then?
>>62395621
Yah I liked it, actually recommended it to another friend too
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>62395604
Guess it's time to tone down Zoe memes and go back to p4k memes
What is everyone listening to? Pic Related
>>62395656
>>62395663
no
>>62395656
we won't be silenced!
I'm listening to the new(er) savages not bad
I give it 3.5 Future Aunt Rockers out of 5
Zoe is a really shit waifu you lonely autistic meme-loving fucks only love her because of her maymay Twitter icon. Kill yourselves virgins.
>>62395610
One penis too many.
>>62395698
fuck off
zoe is perfect
>>62395663
what for?
We all know only Zoe is on our minds.
Everywhere I look i Zoe's face...
>>62395688
How is it? Worth the 8.6 Jayson gave it?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>62395729
Um, I really liked it, but maybe not for everyone, Fantano wasn't wrong when he said it was very unadventerous mood music
>>62395656
is there a band name more fun to say then "KRAHFT-VERK"?
>>62395698
It's not just memes you're discounting her lesbian unattainability.
>>62395656
I've been listening to the Iggy/Josh singles a lot lately.
>>62395796
*unlocks windows and cracks it open for rare zoe to appear and kidnap me*
>>62395745
Classic right there. I keep thinking about getting it on vinyl.
>>62395744
I'll give it a listen sometime. Probably hw music.
>>62395823
Yes, HW music definetly
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Elliott Smith 7.3
Pinegrove 8.0
Sicko Mobb 6.8
Aluk Todolo 7.9
Why the Mountains Are Black: Primeval Greek Village Music 7.4 (Zoe Camp)
Finally, a Zoe review
Why aren't we allowed to talk about Zoe Camp in a Pitchfork thread?
>>62395878
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21413-why-the-mountains-are-black-primeval-greek-village-music/
Link for Zoe review
>>62395892
Waifuism is a mental disorder
sun kil jesu didn't deserve this
>>62395892
I'd assume it falls under "not music related"
Her review is pretty good though
>>62395892
We crossed over to Zoe thread
So how many of you now like "primeval Greek village music"?
>>62395913
>Waifuism is a mental disorder
>posted from my iphone onto a nepalese waifu categorizing website
>>62395906
thanks zoebro, i almost gave pitchfork 1 more click than i should have by clicking through the front page
>>62395961
Lol, I fail to see how it's any worse than K-Pop threads
>it's a, Zoe got verified before Ian Cohen day
Why is everyone defending the janitor?
That was bullshit. This board has threads about Fantano and Scarufi, this board can have threads about Zoe Camp
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21413-why-the-mountains-are-black-primeval-greek-village-music/
Everyone post your favorite lines from our girl's latest review
>When most Westerners think of Greek music, they probably picture the rickety, bouzouki-driven dance music showcased in films like My Big Fat Greek Wedding
haha
>>62396034
tthis desu.
and Zoe Camp is arguably more important and more relevant than Scarfuffy and Fantango combined
>>62396034
>This board has threads about Fantano and Scarufi, this board can have threads about Zoe Camp
"Other people are breaking the rules, why can't I?" isn't an excuse that flies over well with some of the jannies/mods.
>>62396045
>Everyone post your favorite lines from our girl's latest review
haha, i would but I can't quote the whole article!
>>62396061
KYS
>>62396061
No but following precedent, or consistent execution of rules would be nice
>>62396061
It's not breaking the rules.
Music reviewers are music related, it's not fucking hard to understand, janitorbootlicker
>>62396034
go make a /Zoe/ thread then. this is /p4k/, keep Zoeposting to reasonable levels, i.e., only if she has an article or review posted, or made some type of relevant news
>>62396045
>Every "Opa"—a globally-recognized expression of joy and excitement—doesn’t just feel like an order to pick up the pace, but an affirmation of life in spite of all that these musicians had to endure.
...damn
Zoe's reviews really know how to make me feel
When do you think we'll get our Kanye review?
>>62396098
Zoe works at pitchfork
>>62396078
>>62396092
Lol, why do you guys think I'm kissing ass? I'm telling you that because I've seen it get shut down on other boards.
>>62396091
True.
ZOE IS TEARING /p4k/ APART
I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
Ian Cohen retweeting some POIGNANT social commentary!
>>62396146
>I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
it kind of is, but if Zoe is mommy then It's like mommy and daddy are fighting and you really really love mommy and you want daddy to leave the house forever
>>62396146
Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce. Now who do you want to live with, Ian or Mark?
>>62396167
i bet he voted for TPAB to be AOTY
>>62396191
c-can i stay with aunt zoe in her apartment with her girlfriend :(
>>62396113
Ryan Dombal with the rare saturday 6.8 pan of the life
>>62396311
sounds good to me
>>62396308
From 10 to 9.5 to 6.8. That would be quite a feat. However, I'd rather have Jayson Greene since he was the one that said it would brick
Seriously what it so special about Zoey, I really don't understand
Why would she tweet this bros? You think it would get her in trouble.
Hey guys, it was a real pleasure to Zoe out with yah
>>62396430
have a good sleep man
im about to watch some pickup artist videos, keep the zoe spirit alive in here, let's the zoe vibes going!
>>62396441
>im about to watch some pickup artist videos,
Zoey wouldn't approve
>>62396458
Zoe wouldn't approve of the y desu
I knew her in junior high and she stuffed me in my locker when I spelled it ZoeY on a Valentine's Day card I made her
What's the point of Pitchfork when they won't even review Type 3 or higher music?
p4k drones will never progress into patriciandom.
>>62396727
>Type 3 or higher music
Elaborate
>>62396755
It is a meme chart that doesn't understand the difference between music elements and genres
>>62396804
Post?
>>62396804
thanks, i see it now.
>>62396863
to what group do the fellas in the background belong to?
post reviewers better than pitchfork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrUHbG7vwME
>>62396867
This chart is garbage.
For example, top section is mostly composed of musical elements and not genres
Xenharmonic (xenharmonicism isn't even a word) is just any piece not based on a 12 tone scale.(tone)
Aleatoricism, stochasticism, and indeterminacy are all, in a general sense, music composed based on chance. Aleatoricism is concerned with the form of the piece and how the sections are arranged. Stochasticism is composing using a mathematical process to introduce chance into the piece. Indeterminacy is similar to aleatoricism, but with even more variance involved. John Cage described it as "the ability of a piece to be performed in substantially different ways."
tl;dr this chart is dumb as don't bother with it
>>62396167
To be fair I think he has a point.
I got IP banned for posting Zoe
Kek
>>62397411
Wait so how are you posting?
>>62397545
Meme magic.
>>62397545
Like there isn't ways around that (phone)
>>62396419
It's not in her tweet history. It's fake.
Who is Zoe Camp
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/710-the-unbearable-whiteness-of-indie/
Bernie Sanders is the hero of p4k
>>62397701
A pure maiden of sapphic love.
Why is this thread even a thing? Fucking cancer if you ask me
>>62395745
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is the most fun to say band name of all time.
