what was Mike saying to Brian /mu/?
where'd you put my hat you fat fuck
>>63337870
Imagine being Mike Love in the Pet Sounds recording sessions and having to be all like "damn, Brian, you fuckin' brilliant, all profound with your pretentious songwriting and horrific cringe-worthy lyrics. I would totally jam this track out with you, both in the studio and in a live show" when all he really wants to do is compose surf rock about babes in your home. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only sit in that chair while Brian sings his disgusting druggy lyrics in front of you, the favorable production barely concealing his high pitch whiny voice, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that song. Not only having to tolerate his fat, boy-like visage but his shy attitude as visitors in the studio tells him he's THE MOST TALENTED SONGWRITER OF ALL TIME and DAMN, BRIAN WILSON WRITES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his beady fucking aspie face belt out shitty lyrics you didn't even know could be put on paper before that day. You've been creating nothing but a healthy string of surf pop hits with your bandmates and later legal defendant for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs in Inglewood. You've never even heard anything this fucking artsy fartsy before, and now you swear you can see the sweat that's breaking out on his punchable autistic face as he begins to spew out another verse, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and work with his "provocative (for that is what he calls the song)" masterpiece, the masterpiece he worked so hard for with Wrecking Crew in the previous months. And then the manager calls for another take, and you know you could out-sue every single person in this room before your lawyers could ask for a pay raise, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mike Love. You're not going to lose your continuing musical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
"if I see you listening to Sgt. Peppers again I will fuck you up you understand?"
>>63337926
Pretty good
>tfw i wrote a mike/brian fanfic for my creative writing class
kill me now
>>63337926
well, when you put it like that...
Brian showed mike Revolver and said "how do you compete with THIS?"
>going bald before the age of 40
lmfao does this guy defy science or what
this picture makes me so hard
the look in brians eye, you just KNOW they banged
mike love is known to be THE most hung guy in the music industry, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Brian's ass.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting mike lubed up enough just so brian can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with mike barely able to force it past the knob, and brian moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his prostate.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on mikes throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet Brian still masturbates to the memory of it
>>63337870
Something about Charlie Manson
>>63338037
he was going bald before the age of 30
>>63338017
revolver is overrated desu
>>63338037
He was already balding when he was 19
pic related
>>63338075
LOL i didn't even know that was possible hahahahahahahahaha
>>63338075
He's basically richie from happy days but balder
>>63338054
I just don't think that happened man.
>>63338100
young Brian is yummy :3
>>63338100
why was Dennis such a qt?
>>63338122
he looks like that guy out of ferris buellers day off
>>63338144
nice call, spitting image
YOU FUCKED UP
What do you think, /mu/?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/the-ballad-of-mike-love-20160217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkMQP-bn7UM
Fuck Mike Love.
>>63337992
>tfw im writing an informative speech for my public speaking class about the beach boys and brian wilson
How autisic will i look?
>>63338231
>he can't handle some harmless bantz
fuck off tripshit
i bet you think he was being serious here too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaJOz7hrEHE
>>63337870
Mike: Brian, what did I say about fucking with the formula?
Brian: N-not too...
Mike: What was that? Say it louder! Say a complete sentence! This isn't one of your bullshit dada songs you wrote with Mr. Van Dyke Fudge Packer.
Brian: Y-you said to not fuck with the formula, Mike.
Mike: And what did you fucking do?
Brian: I fucked with it.
Mike: You fucked with it. You mother fucker. The people don't want this psychedelic bullshit. They want songs about cars, women, and the beach. Stop trying to be some deep artist Bryan.
Brian: S-sorry Mike. I just wanted to make something good.
Mike: I don't care what you want to do, don't fuck with the formula.
>>63338075
>>63338100
Mike Love is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He fucks like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Mike is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag
>>63338100
how the fuck can a guy be balding at 19?
>>63338381
HEY ERRYONE GIVE ME ATTENTION I'M A WOMYM!
fuck off you fuckin attwhore
>>63338381
>>63338449
I'm pretty sure it's a copypasta you dolt
>>63338408
He's too high test
>The relationship between testosterone and hair loss is due to dihydrotestosterone (DHT), a derivative of testosterone. DHT can cause hair follicles to regress and die, resulting in premature balding.
FOLLOW
>>63338037
>going bald before the age of 40
>uncommon
What? I know people that are 20 and already going bald.
>>63338582
>implying /mu/ isn't comprised mostly of underage middle and high schoolers and/or basement dwellers
>>63338582
lol yeah there was a kid I went to highschool with that was almost completely bald by jr year.
>>63337870
why'd ya fuck with the formula, brian? huh? ya formula fucker
>>63338364
lel
>>63338450
>Cast[edit]
>John Cusack as Brian–Future
>Paul Dano as Brian–Past
Yeah I wasn't gonna watch it anyway
>>63338811
>not watching it for le classic man
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>63338408
well it's a love thing
>>63337870
>brian pls let me be more involved pls pls pls
>no mike
>pls brian pls pls
>no
>>63339077
Hey Now
mike love is a cuck
OI YE FUCKIN BOGAN I TOL YOU I WANT FULL ROIGHTS TO ERY FACKIN THAN WE DO YU FACKIN UNDESTAN ME CAENT
pls Mik I'm on lots of droog right now
>>63339324
oh shit not you again.
>>63338100
is that cameron from ferris bueller's day off
>>63339117
he's pointing at us
>>63339820
damn. .
