ITT: post shitty rap lyrics
>this dick ain't free
>did the man who invented college go to college
>guess that's why they call it window pane
>im a fucking walking paradox no im not
>300 like the Romans
>I close my eyes and seize it
S P R I T U A L
L Y R I C A L
M I R A C L E
>>61924927
>im a fucking walking paradox no im not
that's actually really good.
>I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
>after that give you something to drink
>>61924927
That first one is about slavery though
>>61925148
t. rapgenius
>>61925148
Classic /pol/ racists who can't face that the best album of this decade (perhaps of all time) was created solely by a black man/men. Feeling a little bit inferior huh? Let me guess, all feminists are man-hating ugly fucks? hahahahahah, you fuckers make me laugh, so sad, do you even have any friends or do you judge how the outside world is from the posts you see on an internet board?
>BTFO
>>61925148
its still a pretty stupid lyric
i like kendrick but that line is goofy and can't really be taken seriously. for free's the worst track on the album
>>61925148
Whether or not it's about slavery doesn't change the the fact that it's pretty fucking stupid as a lyric
>>61925148
Yeah man and I bet you think I'm In Love with The Coco is a deep commentary on the crack epidemic in black neighborhoods.perpetuated by the powers that b
>>61925072
agree
>my favorite color is oh my god bitch
>>61924927
>Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman!
>>61924927
>>61925148
>>61925148
So?
Here's a lyric I just made up
>Fuck you nigga I quit
>All men created equal 1776
its about slavery
its shit
boom
>>61925501
Shit that's actually pretty good
Definitely better than "DUDE WHITE PEOPLE AMIRITE? LMAO"
>>61924927
>hot dog
> I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me
>Just understand im on a roll like cotonelle. I was made for all this shit
>>61924927
"Rapgenius.com is white devil sophistry
urban dictionary is for demons with college degrees
google ad technology is artificial karma, b"
>>61925864
>Das Racist
sound like a joke duo.thought it was from hopsin.
>>61925209
The best album of all time is actually made by owls you fucking doofus
>>61925501
im stealing this
>>61926123
fire mixtape senpai
>>61924956
Underratted
>>61924927
a milli
>Picture that with a kodak
>you smart
>you loyal
>you grateful
>i appreciate that
>>61924927
This dick ain't free is a fucking great lyric
>>61929369
it really isn't
lyrics talking about your dick are never good
>Real rappers hard to find like the remote
>>61925072
yeah fuck you
i was listening to yonkers when i seen that
good night
>>61925249
>that line is goofy and can't really be taken seriously
how is this a valid criticism of a song that's clearly comedic and not meant to be taken seriously
>>61924927
https://youtu.be/Oo93jkNMAY4?t=124
>watch aleve out the window
guess that's why they call it a-leave
>>61930658
the thing is, it can be taken seriously though. he weaves criticisms of being taken advantage of by women and by America with that theme, and it actually works.
>>61925209
is this supposed to be bait? its so weak..so weak..
>I own businesses on different planets making martian money
>>61925501
Lets make more slavery rap.
>my moms back then said
>be thankful for your bread
>because my baby mommas mommas mommas baby baby mommas daughter
>couldn't never get no water
>>61925209
>all feminists are man-hating ugly fucks?
I'm not even a racist but this is true, at least all the tumblr ones.
UUUUUMMMM UUUUMMMM BBUUUUUPPPP MUUUUUUUUPPP BUUUUOOOOOOOOOP HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU MMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIII
>ps3 im not playin
>I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
>>61925072
yeah idk what op was thinking
>>61925501
>>61932910
so i keep on hustlin
out in the hot fields, im rustlin
staying cool, im a cold ass nigger
the best motherfucking cotton picker
>>61925375
trap != rap
retard
>>61933288
EATIN' ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED IS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE
LOOK LIKE A FAT BOOTY CELINE DION,
SEX IS ON FIRE, I'M THE KING OF LEONA LEWIS
>real Gs move silent like Lasagna
you see there's leaders and there's followers
but i'd rather be a dick than a swallower
>i ain't duct nobody but tape
>yeah, that was a set-up
>for a punchline
>on duct tape
>>61925070
SPIRITUAL
LYRICAL
MIRACLE
INDIVIDUAL
>So many numbers in my mothafuckin phone book
>I could start a mothafuckin phone book
>>61925072
no it's not, that's not what a paradox is. the worst lyrics are when the dude tries to act smart but is a moron like tyler
>>61934103
Damn............... ..... ...........
>>61924956
when I actually listened to the track I was hoping that it was just a one off line.
then he just keeps saying it chorus after chorus..
>>61924956
CCC = Cool calm collected
>implying Kanye is smart enough to think of that though
>50 said go ahead and switch the style up
> And if they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up
>You can kiss my ass, human centipede
>Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony
>>61934040
That's a fucking excellent line.
>healthcare is the modern day Adolf Hitler
>>61935328
How is this bad?
>What's wrong with the world, mama
>People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
>>61935926
>stupid metaphors
>look how edgy I am
>rhyme just the last syllable
>no connecting theme between the metaphors except a lame attempt at being offensive
>>61934420
It's that the whole song (or album) he is contradicting himself. He disses his therapist and then tells Syd to go see him because he is awesome with listening. He says he loves the girl in "She" and calls her cunt right after it, like he has two personalities or some shit.
So when he says "I'm a fucking walking paradox", "No I'm not", it's like the two personalities talking to each other
>>61924927
>YOU KNOW WHO IT IS
>>61935978
the casey anthony line didn't come after the human centipede one, so it makes sense that they don't sound connected. that anon just posted what they thought were the worst lines of the song.
>>61934103
>>61934479
Pretty much that entire song is "damn..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXtsGAkyeIo
>>61924927
>>this dick ain't free
You people on /mu/ are maybe the worst at understanding the medium you pretend to like on this entire site, or you are playing dumb.
This lyric is about the (I believe Tupac?) line that says that you gotta pay for pussy but dick is free. It's about the music industry using Kendrick because he wants it's goods, it's "pussy", so much that he would do anything for it, making her pussy expensive and his dick free, but saying that his dick ain't free he says that he is not going to be used by the industry passively, and if it wants to associate with him it better pay and pay good, because he grew so much the industry now has to run after him, not otherwise.
>I'm on my shit like toilets
>>61934040
This is objectively good
>>61925209
>best album of the decade
>possibly of all time
I mean it's a good album but cmon son
>>61924927
>>61925148
>>61925249
>>61925285
>ITT
>kids who have never been in an adult relationship
slavery? like wut...
>>61935996
what the fuck are you even saying
the last sentence was all you needed to explain it
>My lifestyle determines my deathstyle
>>61937169
>I PUSH IT OUT PUSH IT OUT I PUSH IT OUT
>Okay, you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Kendrick could literally say "ayy ayy suck my dick" and y'all would try to connect it to the writings of Malcolm X or as a metaphor of institutional oppression and write 2 paragraphs analyzing every syllable you pseudo-intellectual rapgenius fucks.
Kendrick's got some great lines but let's not pretend EVERY single thing he says is something deep and profound.
>>61938261
he did on the Spiteful Chant (Section 80)
You niggas are picking single retarded lines of his songs and ignoring all the rest of the song's meanings. A lot of what he does is satire of stupid glam rap, just look at his biggest singles like Swimming Pools where the pro-alcohol-abuse chorus is actually another character talking to him and on Spiteful Chant where he is saying that he is "going big" and there is nothing no one can do about it, so "suck my dick".
>>61935996
lol this is the typical tyler faggot knowing his whole life story
>>61938898
I listened to the album while simultaneously not suffering from the /mu/ brain's disease, so I was able to understand it even though I may not like it. I don't need to pretend that an album is a spew of non-sense and come off as a retard with no interpretation power just because I did not like it.
>I'm the shit, I'm constipated.
>>61939160
This entire thread could be Rick Ross and Big Sean one-liners.
>I"M BUTT NAKED WIT MY CHOPPA NIGGA
>when your stars align you do like the Solar System and planet (plan it) all out
>unload nigga reload nigga
>tools on deck home depot nigga
>end rhyming nigga with itself line after line
>Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
>>61935926
>corny, edgy hashtag rap
>good
No
We could be here all day quoting shitty Donald Glover lines
>>61939755
Every single Jay feature on that album.
>>61924927
>I'm the coat hanger in your mans vagina
>>61935328
>not posting HOT LIKE A PARKED CAR
That was the fucking cringiest shit ever
>>61930589
>control rap is out of
>>61939877
I SOUND WEIRD LIKE NIGGA WITH A HARD R
>>61939850
Don't you just mean every Jay feature of this decade?
>get'em a red nose, they clown cakes
>they shoulda never let you round cakes
>look at my neck, i got a karat cake
>now here's the icing on the cake
That's when I lost all faith in Jigga ever putting out a good verse again.
>>61939160
>I'm the shit, bitch
>I need toilet paper
>and some air freshener nigga
>fuck a hater
t. Young Jeezy
>>61939924
Pretty much.
>If niggas all dogs, then what you call broads?
>Felines in heat, meowin for some yawn balls
>>61939924
>cake cake cake cake cake
>500 mill, I got a pound cake
>Dame made millions, Big made millions
>'Ye made millions, just made millions
>??? made millions, Cam made millions
>beans would tell you if he ain't in his feelings
>im fresh out of advil
>jesus grab the wheel
COUCHES COUCHES COUCHES COUCHES COUCHES
>She got a big booty so I call her big booty
>She gon' get on top of this dick,
>And she gon' squish it like squish
>don't you open up that window
>*unintelligible black man muttering*
ITT: racists
>>61925209
is this a new copypasta
>>61939160
>I SHIT ON NIGGAS THAT'S WHY I RAP WITH A DIAPER ON
>>61934135
SKIPPIN AND FLIPPIN AND DIPPIN
I'm allergic to three things, and that's it
Fake niggas, peanut butter and lobster that's it
>>61941336
ITP: b8
not exactly shitty on the "doesn't make sense"
shitty in the way that anyone could write this in 5 min.
>I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM
>WE NEED SOME REALLY BIG RINGS
>WE NEED SOME REALLY NICE THINGS
i don't hate drake tho. just thought that song/project sounded super thrown together.
I'M IN THE OCEAN GETTING SHARK PUSSY
ITT: Rap Genius
>I'm not a businessman
>I'm a businessman
>>61941668
Dunno if you're posting bait but it's definitely
>I'm not a businessman/I'm a business, man.
>Swag on my dick, and I'm turning up the pattern
>Niggas getting mad, I'm like the third ring on saturn
>>61933971
>>61933988
kinda goofy, but deffo not bad
>>61933079
so please do not try to run game on me
>i'm not a playstation
>i'm not a 360
>I'm tryna get these hoes single
>And this is my single
Kendrick really makes you think
>>61941722
It's a great line, idk why its posted here
>i'm not a businessman/ i'm a business, man
>let me handle my business DAMN
IF COPS PULL UP I PUT THAT CRACK IN MY CRACK
>>61924927
>im a fucking walking paradox no im not
That's actually pretty good
this is the best genius annotation I ever read
>>61941635
And? Why the fuck would we not look up the line to make sure we get it correct? Fucking stupidest comment of the day award goes to...
toilet paper in my porsche cuase im shitting
>>61941973
Calm down autismo, it's a joke about people over analyzing shit lyrics in this thread.
>>61941635
>>61941973
>>61936067
>dese girls are my sons
>john and kate plus 8
>I don't fuck with them chickens
>unless they last name is cutlet
>let it soak in
>like seasoning
damn
>'and i got her, nigga: grocery bag'
>>61942204
>I'm Gudda Gudda
>>61936116
pretty wack t.b.f.h
>>61939438
dat hard af tho
>>61939594
>not understanding the fact that they rhyme the word before "nigga". It's known as a multi-syllabic rhyme
>deep analysis on monkey babble
I feel like Jane Fucking Goodall
>>61924927
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>>61926123
I unironically listen to this
Fight me
>>61924927
>yo nigga fuck what you heard
Those two fucking Big Sean songs that normies always play for some reason
>You respect me like a father figure, young mobbin niggas probably makin father figgurs
>They tryna compsomise my condom size
>Do like the solar system and planet out
>Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-Nigga
>>61925864
"urban dictionary is for demons with college degrees"
10/10, anon's a faggot
>my grandma just died im the man of the house
>I dont give a fuck about your feelings,i aint no dentist
>My money green like my nickname was celery
>You logged off cause I'm on line
>>61946026
>my grandma just died im the man of the house
what's wrong with this?
>>61946110
the oldest/most fit to provide male in the house is the man in the house, not like... an old lady
YALL SOME FUCKING QUEERS
GROW A FUCKING BEARD
>>61935996
Not all contradictions are paradoxes.
I LIKE FISH AND WATER I'M A BEAR
>>61935147
>the romans
>cool calm collected
kek ok anon
>CTRL+F IMMA RIDE IN THAT PUSSY LIKE A STROLLER
>no results
as much as I like the song
>Imma ride in that pussy like a stroller
>>61942043
fucking kek
>>61925362
DG have some absolute stinkers
>>61925362
>teachin bitches how to swim
>>61933653
Rap isn't a genre, it's a vocal style and can be done over any genre.
retard
>>61934103
>>61934040
>>61933988
>>61933115
>>61925362
>>61935959
>>61937169
>>61939160
>>61939438
>>61939937
>>61940866
>>61941496
>>61944612
>>61946026
>>61946430
Thank you very much for these, they're all gold
>>61944612
>weezy F baby and F is for phenomenal
>>61925209
new pasta
>>61934040
This is objectively one of the greatest Lil Wayne lines (>) of all time. At first I thought it was whack as fuck but then it hit me.
>>61936067
>I never fucked Nick' and that's fucked up
>If I did fuck, she'd be fucked up
