You are given six hours notice before you permanently go deaf. How do you cope?
Learn Sign Language.
Kill myself
get ear transplants
spend five hours learning the basics of sign language and getting used to silence, i guess probably by wearing earplugs for five hours or sth
in the remaining hour, listen to pic related
then go to sleep and wake up deaf
easy
get implants in my ears, if that doesn't help in any way i kill myself
I listen to David God Bowie for six full hours.
Listen to Turn on the Bright Lights and Laughing Stock then kill myself.
It's just the perfect opportunity.
build up speed and hope that i don't get qpu misaligned
>>61895717
listen to Pink Moon 12 times
>>61895717
do a lot of meth
>>61896019
this then I commit suicide
Soundtracks For The Blind - 2 hr 20 minutes
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady - 40 minutes
Yeti - 70 minutes
Altars Of Madness - 40 minutes
Symphony No 9 - 1 hour
The last bit of time will be spent listening to Det Som Engang Var on Buruzm's Hvis Lysett Tar Oss and then walk to my death as the songs top tier outro plays.
>listening to your favorite albums before you go deaf
That's just gonna make you sadder when you know you can never hear them again. I'd probably just listen to Brokencyde for 6 hours. Then deafness would become a blessing.
>>61895745
>>61895793
>learning something you can learn while you're deaf
Are you guys literally this retarded?
Talk to friends, family, complete strangers. Fuck music, it's just a pleasant distraction.
>>61895717
Listen to my friends and family speak one last time before I enter a world of virtual social isolation. Fuck the music.
>>61896745
next level shit right here
>>61896824
The truth is, I thought it mattered - I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
Suicide
>>61896824
I MAKE IT CUM
>>61896745
right idea
2 hours calling my family and close friends
2 hours recording all of my ideas so someone else can finish them
final 2 hours:
listen to ITAOTS
listen to Kid A
listen to my own demo album
afterwards I would enter severe depression and probably have to drop out of school ...although I guess I would've dropped the classes anyway.
I like visual art so I'd probably learn to paint and use that to replace music.
>>61895987
Cochlear implants sound NOTHING like actual sound
https://youtu.be/iwbwhfCWs2Q
>>61896824
You can do both listening to music AND talking to people you do know that, right?
>>61895717
I would listen to my fave albums I guess. Then I'd lose my mind
>>61897105
Only if you're a casual
>>61897052
Fuck, how does one manage to wear these?
>>61897052
holy mother of god
who in their right mind would prefer this over being dead
>>61897194
Nah dude. If you have a pretty good musical system (like the awesome surround sound system at my parents' place that I hope they would let me use if such a situation happened) it's all good.
>>61897208
I meant deaf but dead works too
>>61897052
And nothing in that video sounds anything like actual cochlear implants
>>61897052
That's inaccurate as fuck
>>61897232
no it's not, kill yourself filthy casual
look up prices for neural implants that'll allow me to hear again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsOo3jzkhYA
>>61897052
I have implants and can confirm it sounds nothing like this. Ive also spoken to people who got cochlear implants after suddenly going deaf late into their lives and they dont notice much difference
>>61895758
This
>>61896822
This.
guess i'd ring my dad and tell him i love him just to hear him say "I love you too son" one last time
