I'm so patrician, that I've gone beyond patrician.
I like to NOT listen to music, as a way of listening to music. Basically, I listen to the world around me as if I was listening to an album.
The mcdonalds in huddersfield town is one of my favourite anti-albums. I like the nice beep noises coming from behind the counter, and the chatter of the people surrounding me as I chew my tasty meal. Very good.
One of my other favourites is manchester airport, very good anti-album.
Sometimes I like to listen to pure silence, or put my fingers in my ears and listen to the ambient sounds of my body, my heart is like the drum and everything else is the synth.
Music is truly beautiful
>>61845259
this pic is horrible
>>61845305
But it's literally the most average looking human male
i've been to manchester airport it's shit
fucking pleb
>>61845259
Anon I'm worried about that you might die from autism
I'm so patrician that I listen to whatever I enjoy without caring how much a Bavarian chipmunk molestation guidebook approves of my personal taste in consumer audio media.
So basically 4'33'' on endless repeat.
Way to limit yourself.
>>61845365
Tell me a better airport to listen to, faggot
Btw /mu/, what anti-albums are you listening to today?
I'm listening to my radiator. Makes some pretty good shit
I shot myself in the stomach to listen to the final vibrations of my body as the life oozes out of me.
You should try it OP
>>61845413
But 4'33" is music...
I'm not listening to music.
you're literally just glorifying ASMR dude
what you enjoy is called ASMR
>>61845449
>implying getting tingles from listening to crackle noises like a fucking aspie faggot is the same thing as listening to the world
>>61845415
>listening to airports
literally the most plebeian genre
listen to some train stations some time and get some taste
yeah I was trying to enjoy the anti-album of the sounds of the bathroom at the Baltimore airport a few months ago, when this absolute trite music came on to ruin it all.
>>61845469
they're both ambient noises, are you sure YOU aren't the fucking aspie?
>>61845259
you already posted this in the /advanced/ thread and probably thought it was pretty funny and was like "this is too funny not to create a thread about!" and now here we are
what
is
the
point
>>61845471
>Train stations
Pffft hahahaha look at this faggot
>current year of 1*4000/2+16
>not listening to nuclear power plants
I listen to the vibrations of my sphincter as i let out a particularly glorious fart like a true patrician
>>61845415
>tell me a better airport to listen to
Audible kek OP, great thread
>>61845395
>Bavarian chipmunk molestation guidebook
Kek
>>61845259
his face looks as soft as a baby's bottom
>>61845507
it's a copypasta, you retard
>>61845259
glad im not the only one who thinks this way
>>61845362
>mfw the average looking male looks better than me
Oh well at least I can still get a gf
>>61845362
is creepy
>>61845536
wew lad i was worried he was serious for a second xD
>>61845507
Look at this fucking faggot
>>61845507
You deserve rape
I like to listen to amplified cat piss
>>61845471
This.
People seem to think that train stations stopped being interesting and evolving sonically past old fashioned trains but there's still a lot of interesting developments going on in train station sound design.
>>61845582
>>61845599
thanks everybody
>>61845259
I've been doing this since I was a kid. I also used to record proto-noise and nursery musique concrete with my little cassette recorder.
That thing was my everything back then. Can't remember what happened to it.
>>61845695
To be honest subways have much better atmosphere
one time i found a radio station that was right in between two towers (i guess) and one was a political talk show and the other was modern classical and both had considerable distortion and it sounded pretty cool
thats it
>2015
>listening to anti-music
as a true patrician, i see music
beach sunset master race coming through
>>61845259
I'd fuck that face
>>61845936
>not smelling music
What if you were blind and deaf? Exactly. Smelling music is the way to go, the only TRUE way to enjoy music
>>61845975
does this mean you'd have sex with that man based on his face or that you'd literally face fuck him
