Homework Assignment: Explain why Selected Ambient Works volume 2 is the best Aphex Twin album in fifty words or more. Due wednesday.
>>61837309
It's not.
This o my god it is fucking boring is not his best work at all.
>50 words
that is a herculean gauntlet
>>61837325
it is
>>61837325
>>61837363
>>61837364
Just shut up and do the assignment. The world won't pamper you, you have to learn the truth before you graduate.
>Aphex Twin
lol
>>61837309
Mobys ambient album is way better
I think SAW Vol.2 by gingerbeard english wacko-wacko Aphex "I'm Trying To Be Funny" Twix, his best ambient album. But when i playing League Of Legends in the dark and cold night, i prefer to listen his SYRO after le gud masturbatione.
Because of sexy tranny voice in uknown ancient languge.
the album showcases a significant departure from the rough, unpolished aesthetic of richard’s earlier work into an experience that eschews the need to compromise for the sake of mass appeal or faux-sophistication in favour of creating focused ethereal soundscapes that, while not as initially rewarding as the music of its predecessor, possesses a more refined attention to detail that reveals itself on further listens as a generally more fulfilling and sophisticated experience
>>61837309
i have depression please give me an extension
>>61837309
cuz it is
dude should have just stuck with ambient music cuz he was very good at it.
unless you just simply prefer edm to begin with idk how anyone can say saw ii isn't his best album.
>>61837309
glad someone agrees
Repeating a motif of two or three chords for 10 minutes doesn't equal genius. It equals laziness and lack of talent. James should have stuck with dance numbers, he's not Eno. Stone In Focus might the biggest embarrasment here, it's unbearable after a few minutes and it makes no sense.
>>61837485
B-
Avoid unnecessary vocabulary especially when it could be easily substituted with something that make more sense contextually
>>61837637
are you retarded or do you just not listen to ambient music like at all outside of what /mu/ tells you exists
>brings up eno
well i guess that answers my question
>>61837671
It's unkind to judge other students' works.
>>61837686
Don't be mad I did your job better than you
>>61837614
yo fuck this class i'm from the streets of harlem new york city B I T C H
>>61837704
You can become a teacher when you graduate.
>>61837614
>A-
this is a pretty strong grade considering i've literally never listened to an aphex twin album in my life and just made that up on the spot based on what i imagine the album sounds like
they should probably fire you, you're clearly not so great at your job
>>61837747
hahahaha
>>61837735
Here look >>61837747
Now give us all A's and let us watch porn on the projector you fucking failure
>>61837747
drop out and run a trap with me
>>61837747
Don't be so proud of faking your way through an assignment like this. I wasn't asking for an essay. Real life won't be so easy on you.
Be thankful.
>>61837815
>Don't be so proud of faking your way through
i bet you've said this to a girl before
>>61837842
If you continue to ask unrelated questions about my personal life you will be excused from the class.
>>61837420
What is music 101? As in the first semester classes we take? It it Death Grips and The Beach Boys appreciation and how Nirvana wasn't really that good?
>>61837777
with digits like those, clearly you know what you're talking about
i'm tempted tbpachwyaeeitt
>>61837815
>Real life won't be so easy on you.
honestly it generally is
>>61837878
I teach the class of /mu/. It's a new curriculum, the district is experimenting.
>>61837860
wait can i ask you one more question
>>61837903
You just did.
Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2 is Richard D James' best album because i fucking said so and also I never wanted to take this class
>>61837929
maybe, but you didn't answer it. it's a yes or no question.
>>61837936
Well the answer is no, as it should have been inferred.
SAW II is Aphex Twin's best album because
>>61837957
so you wouldn't fuck a son?
Yo man dis be da numba one album cuz it be all ambient and shit.
>>61837967
>>61837988
F
>>61837976
Please leave the classroom.
>>61838031
Make my shit the chronic, I gots to fire it up
>>61837976
someone's going to the naughty step
saw 1 is the best one but i cant rememnber the ending does the man have to chop his foot off or something
>>61838031
NO
MAKE ME
*GETS UP AND TAKES A HUGE SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM*
*PISSES ON THE SMARTBOARD*
THERE'S A BOMB IN THIS SCHOOL
I REPEAT
THERE'S THIS BOMB
IN THIS FUCKING
SCHOOL
>>61838064
I'm calling your mother.
>>61838031
this thread is fucking legendary
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