musician crushes thread
>>61749223
I know a girl that looks like Ariel Pink
>>61749301
that is both cool and kinda strange at the same time
:(
>>61749324
She's actually really fit. Too bad I'm fucking beta. Good taste btw
>>61749331
no argument there
first time hearing Alvin Row i knew i was in love
DEAK
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>>61749683
my condolences
i wish i could grow a unibrow
>>61749727
is that ¥o-Landi Vi$$er?
>>61749764
relateable
bampu
>>61749727
Aaaayyyyyyyyye
>>61749331
Love of my life
>>61749331
>>61750410
bros <3
he is literally the most based musician ever
He could be reading this thread RIGHT NOW.
And same to all the people saying David Bowie ;(
>>61749223
My boi Issac.
Bjork. Forever and always. David Bowie is pretty good looking too.
Caroline Polachek is my waifu
>>61749700
memes aside, i am so in love with deakin i have no idea why.
(he's even literally twice my age like how did this happen)
>>61749223
an anon told me yesterday ariel pink was notorious for hanging out with 14 year old groupies and sent a dick pic to some girl but the thread died before i could ask for a source
is this real?
>>61750859
i don't know but i hope me being over 18 isnt a turn off for him
>>61750818
is that kate bush? if so, nice.
>>61750859
I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised
>implying there are 14 year olds girls who know about Ariel Pink
>>61749223
I love this boo.
>>61750510
>David Bowie is pretty good looking too.
>David Bowie is
fuck you.
>>61751035
andy here
thanks man
Kim Deal late 80's early 90's
any love for the man no one thought would outlive bowie and reed?
>>61751007
my cousin is 15 and she loves ariel pink
>>61751056
i mean decomposition hasnt ruined him totally yet
>>61749223
I really feel you man, and I'm drunk and pumping lipstick atm
>>61751298
>i mean decomposition hasnt ruined him totally yet
>>61751285
>my cousin is 15
Still my statement of 14 year olds not knowing AP stands
>>61751298
He was cremated like a few hours ago, lmfao
>>61751380
>anon had a crush with a bunch of ashes
damn
>>61751343
He really confuses my heterosexuality in this, shame he got so bloated in the last couple years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1_ABpR4Go
i want Jhonn's hair 2bh
>>61751298
he was cremated
>>61751360
>one year younger
come on
>>61751433
IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG
Just deal with it. ACCEPT IT!
Don't judge me, they're like androgynous cavemen and its sexy a f
>>61751433
a year is a big difference between knowing ariel pink and not knowing him.
a year ago i didn't know ariel pink
now i do :^)
>>61751483
I was really disappointed when I learned they weren't eco-terrorists spreading their pro-environment and anti-meat message through song.
>>61749359
Too bad David Bowie had such lame friends.
>>61751035
stefan is a huge crush of mine as well breh
>>61751635
>hating on lou
lou reed was way better than david bowie famn r u serious?
>>61751635
Pretty sure that's b8 but if it's not you should probably just kill yourself
i dunno lads
<3
>>61751199
I'm honestly shocked that he wasn't the first to go, not only that he outlived both of them. Fucking crazy
Not even gay, but the only dude I would fool around with.
Also now that Bowie is kill, does that make Kevin Barnes the most evolving and versatile musical genius around?
>all these dudes
>>61754304
>2016
>not fucking dudes
lmao point and laugh at the cishet!
>>61753356
this desu
>>61751689
lololololololol
>>61753356
lolno
>>61754304
>not wanting the dick
PUREKEK
real talk. is everyone here gay?
>>61754629
OP here
am gay, didn't intend the thread to be full of (almost) only male musicians tho
>>61749431
This dude literally got fucked in the ass by a 300 pound guy twice his age
>>61754629
m-maybe...
>>61749727
she got fat tiddays
>>61754818
was gero 30 really that old and fat? he doesn't look too bad to me
>>61754629
nah, i'm a straight guy but I would give it all to be noah lennox's wife
>>61754864
He was in his fifties when Juntaro met him at a S&M club, and Juntaro was in his twenties.
While 300 pounds is a bit much, he was definitely a big guy.
>>61754629
I can suck a mean dick but nah I ain't attracted to dudes b
>>61753356
yes
>>61754917
did gero 30 even play any instruments or did he just jack off onstage?
tBh
>>61754979
He would bash things sometimes.
I'm thinking of killing myself tonight
>>61753240
Maybe not the Best picture, But. Eh
>>61755069
no balls
>>61755069
I've been saying it everynight for a long time now, but I guess I'm just a pussy
>>61755069
Call a hotline. Call a parent. Call an old friend. Go for a walk. Make tea. Do jumping jacks. Do push ups. Scream. Go fight someone and get fucked up. Shoot up heroin. Read a book.
Please do anything besides take your own life. If you need to talk there are people out there who WILL make you feel better.
This feeling isn't permanent. I promise you.
>>61755069
So fucking do it.
>>61755108
>Maybe not the Best picture
bruh i don't even into women but would definitely drink beer with her from that photo
she looks chill
>>61755368
Yep, Probably.
I saw him all cool like smoking a cigarette outside a venue by himself. I would have spilled my spaghetti if I actually talked to him.
theres something about this tumblrina.
>>61755069
Find a solution to your problem, it's not your time to check out yet.
>>61753240
>>61755108
Brody is what Courtney should have been.
>>61749223
>wearing your own band shirt
>>61756196
he's wearing a meme picture of himself
>>61755069
there is no purpose behind doing that
>>61755069
remember why you wont to put it off till tomorrow, tomorrow and ask yourself why you did.
>>61756269
look closely at any part of this photo and it will look disgusting
i'll give it to you she has some decent photos but jesus christ that is NOT one of them
>>61756269
>>61755888
I would LITERALLY go gay for this man. In a heartbeat.
>>61756428
>>61751035
literally the cutest
>>61755069
If Bowie didn't kill himself there is no reason for you to.
>>61751174
my nigga i need more pics where she looks this fucking cute
>>61749223
i usually think he's ugly af, but he looks pretty hot in that pic, lowkey I'd fuck him
not necessarily crush but still a cute
>>61750994
>tfw when you realize she's a slut
>>61755238
this but don't shoot up heroin.
I can't explain it but I've always had a crush on Dan Barrett. He's p. handsome
>tfw we'll never explore the cosmos together
'n'
>tfw she winked at me when I saw her during her current tour.
shes so cute
>no one posting the king of New York
Sufffffyyyyy <3
>>61757509
>tfw by the time I'm his age now he'll be 60 and still 10 times sexier than me
>>61756742
Sorry bro but that's the best pic I got though, she's always sexy though she just never whored herself out at all. Talents the sexiest thing in my eyes...and also bass playing females...it doesn't get any better than Kim Deal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJncHEZ3URs
>>61757509
>tfw can't crush on him because he hates gay people
>>61757641
should we tell him mu?
>>61752299
<3 rob
>>61757624
there are some bands that I just thank my lucky stars that they decided to make music
>>61757624
ik man i was being a bit rhetorical because I know that's her best pic.
she always looks sexy, just never as cute as that pic you know?
I love him <333
>>61757641
>>61757641
>tfw you will never cuddle up against him in bed while he's reading the Bible before going to sleep
>>61757641
>hates gay people
>39 with no mention of a girl in his life
>pictures of possible male partner floating around
>lyrics are questionable as to whether he's singing about a guy or a girl
He's gay
dont you fuckin judge you bastards
>>61757716
>>61751483
I've kissed Fletcher's shoe
>>61757739
that is a terrible photo of him tho
>>61757716
>61757716
:"(
>>61757676
>>61757675
I know man the pixies are literally the product of the stars aligning perfectly in every way...I wish there were more cute pics but as you know she was just an angsty indie girl who gave no fucks...which is why I love her...my sweet sweet heroin girl
>>61757739
>>61757771
yeah, I decided to fix it
>>61757818
Nah man, you need the original, so you can see it in detail. All the weirdness, that's what I love.
>>61752299
Usually more of a Rob guy myself (especially post-2008 wew) but Sean's looking pretty good here, I gotta admit.
>>61757739
the biggest lips in humanity
>>61757959
it's cuz of his extra hormone
>>61757981
my 10th grade heart belongs to him
>>61757915
if it's the weirdness you love then here's a gift forieu
>>61757739
looks like fucking black rocky dennis
>too lazy to find image
>>61750509
he looks like beta-version of josh homme.
i like him tho
>>61751174
man i fell in love with her in my 14 and never got rid of that crush. i will always seek in women what i saw in her.
>>61749223
>>61749331
>>61751568
>>61753132
>>61753240
>>61757272
>>61757443
>>61757481
>>61757509
>>61757956
i would fuck literally everyone in these posts
>>61758425
I know man...it hurts, I fell in love when I heard her backing vocals for the pixies way before I even knew what she looked like. Seeing she was just a cool ass chick just made me love her more
Also Grimes based purely on physical attraction, but mainly Jeff.
>>61758440
>tfw you will never fuck late 60s Lou Reed
>because he's dead
>>61753132
>tfw you will never get the chance to stare directly into her eyes as she does back at you (irl)
are her and cole still a thing or what??
>>61758482
sucks desu
>>61758460
she's a keeper.
>>61758251
hes just so passionate.
dat voice
>>61757981
he's spooky but his voice is god tier
>>61757421
that means she wants to shove her dirty pillows all up in your kabbajob
>>61759215
syd barrett?
>>61750818
underrated
i've been madly in love with kate lately, rediscovering all her music and it almost sounds better than it did the first time
>>61749739
I love that rude cunt, great voice, better then his brothers.
Always
St. Vincent
>>61761409
chin too sharp hair too curly wouldn't bang
I've met him and he is the most humble human being I've ever met.
>no one posting the true patrician of VU
>>61761444
>chin too sharp hair too curly
These things are part of her appeal
Damon was a qt back in the day
>>61761409
>>61761444
hey you grimesfags and anniefags should totally go to war
maybe you'll genocide eachother and leave more room to discuss actually attractive females
Her voice is so sexy
>>61761495
I actually like both St. Vincent & Grimes. What are you going to do about this?
>>61761502
the question is, what are *you* going to do about it
when i incite war between the two factions you'll have to pick a side
great voice, great face
>>61761499
>tfw no sort of man-ish gf
Out of the way Taylor; kim is the superior androfu
>>61761536
There will be no war. St. Vincent & Grimes are some of the best musicians of this generation. Too bad that many contrarians like to hate them.
>emiliana torrini
>'90s
>10/10 qt
>that voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQt4qE1Po64
Grimes can look amazing
Shirley Manson of Garbage
>>61761613
>pic not related
>>61761613
she needs to spread her legs and let me pound her for an hour straight
>>61761628
Totally related. New photoshoot.
>>61761582
i didn't even mention music lol
i said they're not attractive
>>61761613
>>61761628
>>61761650
The photoshoot http://imgur.com/a/G2s15
>>61761696
The beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
>>61761704
wtf is wrong with her nails
find a flaw? how about she bites her nails -- would not bang
>>61761680
>marfan syndrome .png
>>61761613
I can't tell if this is an amazing ass or if it's just the effect of not having seen it before
>>61762458
its just a nice angle
and probably some of the effect of grimes butt pics being so rare
Soko
>>61751199
hahaha, so true
>>61762535
who
I'm a musician and this board disgusts me. It seems the only reason 99% of people here listen to the music they listen to is because they like the image and vintage photos associated with said bands that make you losers feel cooler by mentioning them and "associating" yourself with them. You should all be fucking ashamed.
And no im not trolling.
>>61762760
edgelord
I'm 28 years old, I'm probably older than the majority of people on /mu/. I've studied music theory in college for five years. I play more than five instruments including guitar and violin. I'm part if a rock duo and I perform monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2014. I think I know what I'm talking about.
How much music theory do you know? What instruments do you play? I'm guessing none.
>>61751407
would you want this hair
>>61761466
He's my dream guy.
>>61761582
>Grimes
>best musicians of this generation
jesus christ dude she is alright at best. fucking waifufags, I hope you all do kill each other, it would improve the quality of this board.
>>61762857
i had 200,000 people with bill graham in 1975
i walked bob dylan up on stage... who the fuck are you?
i knew the grateful dead since 1966
>>61762907
You first moron
Valentina Naforniţă
I was watching an operetta version of La Boheme, and she was a fucking goddess. Played Musetta.
>>61763199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cETmT410uH4
Here I dug up a video of Musetta's aria. I'll let you guys do some science. She's a 10/10 if I ever saw one
>>61749223
is that kurt cobain or grimes, or both?
>no Grace Slick
>>61751199
Is that Kim Gordon?
>>61761409
that guitar is sexier than the woman holding it
>>61761475
>>61761489
>>61761666 nice trips
nice bros
>>61762577
>not knowing who soko is
>>61762887
not yet, i haven't been fucked in the ass enough to deserve it
>>61764112
That's mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCaEkagLYP8
Saphir's just got everything
I want her
>>61764352
shes alright but that guitar is hot as fuuuuuck
not that one in ur pic but the one in >>61761409
>>61764390
>a guitar hotter than an attractive girl
Really?
>>61764352
>>61764450
>>a guitar hotter than an attractive girl
>Really?
yes really and these photos are not helping your case, bud.
>>61764490
Whatever. You don't have good taste.
>>61749727
YES
>>61764510
lmao, ok lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d04jAKhyT7c
>>61764352
>>61764450
>>61764510
those are some sexy guitars senpai
pic is my crush
>>61753132
skyposting revival when
>>61764634
>those are some sexy guitars
Yes indeed
>>61764634
I used to mouthfuck somebody who looked like Deborah Harry.
>>61764634
the guitars in >>61764352 and >>61764450
are pretty uggo if u axe me
>>61764724
The first one is quite ordinary but the second one (black guitar) is one of my favorites. Btw what do you think about her signature guitar (she co-designed it)?
>>61764706
"Once swallowed cum, and it was a gas, soon turned out, preferred it in the ass."
>>61764706
was he cute anon?
>>61764724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A
>>61764844
kek
>>61764805
Not that person but I'm torn on that guitar. I adore the body shape and placement of the knobs and selector switch. The vibrato also looks cool though I don't know how it feels. The Music Man headstock is ugly though and I wish the fretboard didn't have St. Vincent logo inlays. Also, I don't know how I feel about mini humbuckers on something like that though the placement of them makes me think it may work out pretty well. Ultimately I prefer single coils.
>>61764805
not a huge fan of guitars with pointy edges, i like smoother designs
but it is interesting design to say the least
>>61764844
whom are you quoting?
>>61764881
>The Music Man headstock
It looks a bit like Fender.
>>61764887
It was inspired by Klaus Nomi's costume.
>>61764920
Your mum.
>>61764805
it's ok, even though I don't like Music Man and everything they've ever done. Looks original. At least it's not another vintage reissue bullshit or muh 8-string shred axe.
>>61755238
>don't kill yourself
>heroin fine
absolutely retarded
>>61764961
>It was inspired by Klaus Nomi's costume.
That's interesting. As for the headstock, I'm I little more anal about contours than most. Though it's not the ugliest I've seen it's still ugly to me. I'm not too fond of its size either. I feel like I'd like it better if it was simply a little larger.
>>61761650
are photo shoots all grimes ever does? no wonder she never puts out albums
>>61749359
theyre fucking each other in heaven rn <3
>>61765110
keeps the waifufags interested in her longer than her generic ass music does
>>61765104
Tell me an example of guitar with a great headstock.
>>61764670
nope
this thread needs more sufjan
