ITT : we ridicule and shit on black metal.
Post anything humiliating black metal
>>61692961
y
what a gay genre
>>61693018
that's a pretty cool album cover though
>>61693018
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT ISN'T EVEN METAL
>>61692961
I am monitoring this thread
>>61693018
whatever genre ghost is, they're just as gay
>>61692989
fucking this
literally the biggest humiliation black metal has ever encountered
>>61693098
agreed
Humiliating black metal probably goes to Deafheaven and Liturgy. For all the dumb shit that surrounds guys like Varg and Abbath, at least they made amazing music, too.
i like black metal
it's pretty much the last refuge of genuine artistic counterculture left and that ain't gonna be changing any time soon, no matter how hard noisey and pitchfork try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z15tw7MoCDM
>>61693098
>>61693124
>Deafheaven is bad
edgy bullshit made by autists for autists
>>61692989
>>61693047
>>61693098
>>61693124
>>61693136
>>61693152
what did i expect from an ancient greek basket weaving forum? autism has no boundaries on /mu/.
>all this undercover black fags coming out of nowhere
>>61693248
black metal's pretty good mate, maybe you've just not heard the right bands
want me to give you some recommendations for bands? what are you into?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>61692961
Did a black metal fan call you a nigger?
>>61693248
Post your chart or something, I am sure there's something in black metal that even you would like. It's pretty versatile considering that it is called black metal because it is the black sheep of metal which actually allows it to be mixed with other genres pretty nicely.
>>61693619
>wanting more people to like black metal
>yfw you find out the best black metal bands are not from Norway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgbKU7-iVHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZewn6si250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsKik48Bpo
>>61693619
why are you replying to white noise
this thread isn't made to ridicule black metal it's made to ridicule himself, just like everything he does
>>61693758
What is white noise like? Why is he a faggot?
There must be rule to ban those who listen to Black Metal since its audience is consisted of 14 year old edges.
>this is the person who made the thread
>>61692961
>corpse paint
>goat sacrifices
>murderous bands
>arson
>satanism
>2deep4u nihilism and mysticism
>genre hasn't evolved in over twenty years
seriously what's the appeal if you aren't an edgy teen
Soundcloud.com/rain_the_producer
Here is some shitty black metal lol this kid is an idiot
>>61693885
>that music
top kek
>>61693713
france, finland, poland and germany have all got norway beat when it comes to the amount of fantastic BM bands they spawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ENxToLsc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdF5i7g1paA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUh5DdZEQa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXaIxj3eSk
grand belial's key is probably the best black metal band the united states have ever had(unless you count inquisition, but they're originally from south america)
>>61693885
>confidence that high
>is a virgin and single
>>61693895
I would have attempted to answer your question if it was legitimate but you're obviously just memeing with those examples
>>61693683
Well, if black metal is as bad as you think it is, you wouldn't have to make that post since they wouldn't like it. Are you a closet black metal fan?
>>61693713
Pretty much the only black metal albums that I think are top tier and still from Norway are Burzum's HLTO and Immortal's PH. The rest of the top tier of black metal does indeed consist of non-norweigan bands/artists. Bands like Revenge, Blasphemy, Conqueror, Antichrist, and Gris already put Canada above Norway imo.
>>61693758
Pity. I have been gone for a while so I didn't recognize the trip.
>>61694022
I AM a black metal fan. Stop trying to bring in new people faglord.
>>61693885
>all those as his favorite bands
>30
There's no way this guy's 30. It's just not possible.
>>61694067
Oh so you are muh sekrit cluc faggot. How amazing!
>>61693713
>>61693915
weebland also has a surprisingly good outflow of black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2RqmjIoS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRGvrfdpds
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Avsolutized.../41740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DtyYqTPHFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wis0eJqlotM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLKWB5rofsg
>>61694067
in 4 years you can related to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O317T6Zlno
>>61693915
>grand belial's key is probably the best black metal band
This, agreed
>>61694067
one bm fan to another, fuck off with the needlessly obtuse shit and trying to keep people out
it makes the rest of us wanna banish you into the forest with those fucking white power militias
>>61694019
>just memeing
how is it a meme. these are all characteristics of black metal.
>b-but there's this one group of Chilean post-ambient blackwave bands that don't fit into these stereotypes so ur a memer!
Save your keystrokes.
>>61694098
It's not a secret club, it's an intolerant one.
>>61694129
In 4 years I'll be 28 and in 4 years you'll still be a virgin.
>>61693885
bretty cool guy
>>61694154
>it makes the rest of us wanna banish you into the forest with those fucking white power militias
>not wanting to hang out in the forest with white power militias
Stop listening any time.
>>61694156
Keep playing with your meme arrows and argumenting with yourself then, I guess?
>>61694216
but i cant
>>61694266
Try to be more hateful then.
>>61694296
fine
Look at how pathetic Varg is in real life. A person who obviously suffers from mental trauma ( as he said he was raped as a kid in Iraq by Arabs and thats why he was attracted to Black Metal). This person should have never been released from prison and he must be placed in a high security prison since he tried to escape twice before his release. This world is dirty enough we dont need more scum on our streets.
>>61693885
>parkway drive
not real
>>61694627
i kinda agree but you put it in the douchiest way possible so i ultimately cant agree. you must be mentally handicapped so i'll let this shitposting slide
is there a more rousing band out there than inquisition, in any genre?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=835LdoBK9ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IsKbRDPpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Y-TxME__c
>>61694741
p good. ill have to check out more of this
>>61694722
its really sad to see the downfall of /mu/ and the truth that its now crowded by 14 year old black fag edges like you. i blame facebook you all came from there. i wish there was a button to send you all back to reddit and facebook. this website turned into a cringefest.
>>61694627
But we are here to talk about music though, right? As shitty of a human being as Varg is he has made amazing music though. Very few things in music take the approach of simplicity he takes and makes it sound good. And I just took your bait so here comes the bait response everybody!
>>61694907
/mu/ was in the shithole when you started posting
>>61694926
Vargs music is like a midi tablature played in an old version of Guitar Pro. Its an essential cringe for /mu/ cringe threads.
>>61694977
man, you're hopeless. I don't even want to know what kind of half-assed bullshit you listen to.
>>61694129
>in 4 years you can related to this song
>>61694977
Okay...so you described the second half of his career that nobody really likes?
>>61695064
HAHA SOOO FUNNY XD THERES A TYPO EVERYONE LAUGH XDDDDDDD
>>61695111
He doesnt even know how to play ANY instruments. This person doesnt even know how to read a fucking tablature.
>>61693345
A FELLOW DJ BADBOYER
once again, trips remind us why they are the scum of the earth
>>61695241
>mentally ill murderous pyromaniac arsonist calling anyone scum
>>61694957
white noise is the shithole
but the kind of shithole that brightens your day a bit
bm is da shit
>>61693915
GBK Kicks ass but Profanatica is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntetQnpwPmU
>>61693098
I know, best black metal band to hit the scene in over a decade and they're not even Norwegian or kvlt. Will the trve norsk black metal scene ever recover from the shame?
>>61695313
>he wants to be recognized
>on an anonymous cantonese flipbook forum
>>61695524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJFG3YpAwc
>>61695524
Just filter white noise. the entirety of /metal/ has him filtered, all he does is shitpost and spam shitty teenage metalcore.
>>61695648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8mkmx3w78
How can you guys listen to black metal? All I hear are shrieking vocals and shouting, the lyrics are indecipherable and the music is too loud that it can pass for noise. Is it just a way to vent off your anger? To listen to someone that is edgier and angrier than you are? I always thought metal fags were 14 year olds
>>61696020
It's taste man. Melodious vocals are not the be all and end all of musical expression
sunbather is a good record in my opinion
>>61696051
I get that. I love gybe and they hardly have any vocals. I really tried to get into metal in general. I got a headache after listening to a couple of recs in a metal thread. I tried to listen to less heavier stuff and it was still whaling and growling like immature kids. I just dont get how you guys can sit through all that noise, even the guitar picking is indistinguishable at times
>>61696116
>>61692961
What about the time all the members of Mayhem killed themselves/each other cuz it was the KVLT thing to do... And how Varg is now a nazi
>>61696164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6a0xcX1miY
give this a shot when you're in a more ambienty mood
the vocals are abstract, no lyrics, just the drummer screaming to fill in gaps in the music
and these guys fuckin fill a room with sound like that
>>61696020
>>61696164
go back to posting your feels while listening to red house painters and have a nice life, fag
>>61696298
yer a dersh
>>61696298
>hurr durr look at how edgy I am
>me and my sekret club
listen to your noise pot pisser
Cyrillic NSBM thread
>>61694606
i suspect it was started by the Russian Meme Bureau
>>61696343
i dunno what a dersh is
i actually really like red house painters(have a nice life is embarrassing dogshit though), the other guy just came off as such a laughable try-hard "i might only be 16 but i'm real mature for my age!" dweeb that i couldn't stop myself
>>61696414
eat shit, mongoloid
>>61696529
meh, the hostility to potential newcomers just bugs me
no point in it
dersh - douche but said stoopid
dis mah fav bleck medal zomg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb9oFVU1AEg
>>61696517
that's serbian flag you dipshit
serbia≠siberia
so im guessing at least half of you are hxc fags? if you are a true metalhead you would recognize black metal as on the superior genres of metal, if not at least respect it
>>61696674
yes, serbia does not equal serbia
Slava Putinu means hail Putin though
Dumbass
>>61696674
the shit theyre posting is all Slavic nationalist horseshit
One even says "Crimea: Russia, Alaska: Russia, All is Russian, Kosovo is Serbian"
>>61697938
How can it be one of the best if it doesn't even have good breakdowns?
>>61698606
there should only be breakdowns
