>Girl asks you what type of music you like
>Can't mention too obscure shit
>can't mention too plebeian music or she'll think you are pleb and lose respect for you
what have you done in that situation mu?
Just pretend you like twenty one pilots and you're good.
wrote a song for her? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQazY9t4qoo
i dont like music
I just pass her my ipod and list off a bunch of genres.
>>61640952
i usually say easy-to-like stuff like Real Estate and Mac Demarco.
tame impala, mgmt, belle and sebastien
throw in some safe indie act like grizzly bear she probably doesnt know and youre good
>"hey anon, what kind of music do you like"
>I love that good shit, that meaningful shit, that real shit
>"oh my gosh we got so much in common, let's fuck"
Radiohead works every time :^)
Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Charlie Mingus...
mgmt, sufjan stevens, radiohead and nmh. works everytime
Tell her I really like sounds of radio etc. mostly sound influenced music with noises, voices. Usually consumer based medium. I have a collection of sorts
>>61640952
>Girl asks you what type of music you like
>What the hell is your problem you overly critical cunt, go fuck yourself, being all nit-picky, as if you listen to music all the time oh yeah music is your life i can see you've got a tattoo oh well i guess that proves something huh well guess what it doesn't i'll have you know i'm a trip user on an internationally well-known board which discusses popular and non-popular music on a daily basis, it's very high-profile, so yeah, you better back the fuck off
Confidently namedrop obscure bands. You'll either look cool as hell or really weird.
>>61640952
I say what I listen to because I don't give a rats ass about chics I gotta put up a front to get or keep. take me or leave me, as I am
>>61640990
T H I S
H
I
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>"I'm really into wavves right now"
>>61641164
>>61641164
Don't go the traditional route of "oh, you're probably never heard of them" either, actively give her shit for not having heard of them
Deathu Guripu
Animal Collective
>>61640952
Just tell them what I like, don't be such a pussy.
>>61641220
>lmao you DUMB BITCH how do you not know death grips? they're like the hottest meme of 2015 you fucking lamer top kek
>>61641264
Yeah OP, tell her what this guy likes, don't be a pussy
>>61640952
>Being into women
>You into music?
>umm..
>probably tylo be chillin
>What?
>haha
>>61640994
>>61640996
>>61641029
>>61641060
>>61641067
you're all plebs,
source: i'm a girl.
>>61641384
>implying it's possible for women to be patrician
Women are a meme.
Source: >>61641363
>>61641384
I'm a girl btw
>let's begin with you
>>61641419
so then you know how lame all these people's tastes are.
>>61640952
I often say I'm into all forms of rock, and sometimes, something else
maybe give a few examples of songs that she may know that I like as well, e.g. Creep
>liking music
>>61641384
women are memes. of course you have to tone it down for them to like you
I just say I like metal and punk mainly.
>>61640990
>2016
>owning an ipod
>>61641581
this is basically setting yourself up from ever attracting a woman who has good taste.
I just say what i like. Dgaf what her response is with that pleb tier whip and naenae shit
>>61641593
lmao
>>61641384
>Not liking mad mad Mingus
i just say Death Cab for cutie, Brand New, and third eye blind, and one of those will get the pussy
>>61641722
Charlie Mingus isn't a real person pleb
>>61641910
I uderstand the meme now thank you stranger
>>61641722
i dig mingus, i actually dig lots of the bands those people listed, but if i asked someone what kind of music they liked and they listed entry level bullshit like grizzly bear and coltrane, i'd assume that person was not really into music.
>>61641774
i actually really defend brand new and 3ebs first record, but again, if you said that as what you were into, i'd be like, 'oh so you're like, not really into music'
>>61641955
lose the trip guy. And is there any entry level stuff you like? or are you /muh partrician taste/?
>>61641480
me too senpie :^)
>>61641955
What would they need to say to "sound like they were into music?"
>>61642033
start off by saying they're into Xiu Xiu and Jesus Lizard and Jandek. That really makes a good starting point for the conversation
I like all types of music
>>61641595
>being this young
I don't listen to music.
>>61642033
i think just being honest is the best. tell me what you've been listening to recently.
>>61642077
>Xiu Xiu
lol
>>61642077
>>61642032
i'm trying to have a conversation here, faggot
>Yeah I like lots of music, mainly electronic stuff like trance, hardstyle, drum and bass, ambient. Also into metal like black metal, sludge, and doom metal. I dig Post-rock, shoegaze, punk, post-punk, and lots of other shit too. How about you?
was that so hard? I mean come one you guys dont have asperger's right?
>>61642126
Not him but I'm listening to Comus right now. Wan fug ;)))?
>>61642159
^not a virgin
>>61640952
just mention a few wide genres like "rock" or "electronic" and wait for her to reply with her favorites tbqh.
>>61642126
>birth of a new tripfag
will it ever end?
>>61642077
"Yeah my favorites are probably Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Les Ralizes Denudes, The Orb, and Jim O'Rourke's collabs, and Prurient is a guilty pleasure of mine, pleb shit, I know"
>>61642159
97% of people would think you were an autist after hearing that
>>61641626
im not autistic enough to pretend the odds of this happening are realistic you trap
>>61641955
You'd like Sun Ra, Sunny Rollins, Ahmad Jamal, Bill Evans, Duke Ellington, Charlie Parker, George Gershwin, Oscar Peterson, Thelonious Monk, Vince Guaraldi, Dave Brubeck, Bob James, Herbie Hancock, Harold McNair, and other jazz musicians that session with one another of some point. (even though I'm not a big jazz listener but they helped influenced my sound of experimental post punk).
>>61642150
and a Maldivian skeet-shooting forum is the best place to do it
>>61642170
>Comus
nice
>>61642159
You ever had a gf there bud?
>"Hey anon what kinda music do like?"
>exhale exaggeratedly and stare into the distance
>"now theres a question"
>>61642198
i know and dig about half of these, thanks for the recs.
>>61642183
>implying i'll continue using it beyond this thread
>implying i love being harassed for my gender
lol
>>61642192
not with that attitude, fuccboi
>>61642159
No you idiot. When a girl asks what music you like what she is really asking is "do you listen to exactly the same shit that I listen to". If you don't, she drops the subject. If she was actually interested in what you like she would talk about her interests first.
>>can't mention too plebeian music or she'll think you are pleb and lose respect for you
Outside of /mu/ most people aren't concerned with how obscure something is.
I would just say "I've been listening to a lot of X lately" X being some not too obscure band that is representative of the sort of thing you like.
>>61642226
>thousand yard stare, eyes gradually widen, increasingly horrified facial expression, soundless scream
>"A-anon? Are you ok?"
>>61642203
Send nudes, idiot.
>>61642188
i know you're making fun of me but, nice.
>>61642274
sent ;)
>>61642254
>implying i'll continue using it beyond this thread
Of course you will you stupid attention whore
>implying i love being harassed for my gender
Clearly you do or else you wouldn't have put your gender in your trip
Women are truly a meme
>>61642126
I have been getting into Royal Trux's discography (even though Twin Infinitives was a hard time listening to at first so Cats & Dogs and Accelerator are great albums to get into). Also checked out Squirrel Bait's EP and Skag Heaven LP. Great band (sounds like Husker Du with The Melvins or Early Nirvana).
I have better taste than all of you silly boys ;^)
>>61640952
Why would I be talking to a girl?
>>61640952
I just say I like all sorts of music and I listen to a lot of it, and that what makes music bad or good for me isn't always the same qualities. I might show an example of something easy, I try to look for clues to what they might digest easily. It's hit or miss, but it really doesn't matter. I rarely find that anyone treats this as a lynchpin with judging me and if they do they are generally obnoxious people for other reasons than just music.
>>61641384
i've meet a single girl in my entire life that was into music. She was disabled and pretty sure she used it as a medium to deal with depression.
I'm hitting on a 7/10 chick now. This is literaly what she has in her music section on facebook: rihanna, marron 5, shakira, michael jackson, eminem, beyonce, adele. I think she didn't even listen to a single beatles song, to have any discusion about them or music in general.
Fuck if I know what to tell her when we'll prob end up talking about music. I'm probably resort to "a bit of everything". I might give her some Arcade Fire songs since they have plebby videos for their best songs
>>61640952
I just go with genres and a few notable bands from each that I enjoy.
>>61642320
it's relevant to the (retarded) discussion
>>61642329
heard of them, never checked em out. not a huge husker du fan, but like the melvins. i'll check em out.
i've been listening to a lot of theater of hate recently. westworld and the live album, he who dares wins.
>>61642254
i saw you in another thread
>>61642406
it was an accident.
>>61642393
>"I think this discussion is retarded lol I'm cool I swear"
>continues to participate in it anyway
w o m e m e
>>61642269
>hallucinate piero scaruffi appearing across the room
>he lunges for you toppling several people who are vaping
>take evasive maneuvers knocking the girl to the ground
>whimper "no, not again- I can't take this again"
>blackout
>wake to a group of people standing over you
>"whatevers on the radio, played at reasonable volume"
>realize you have urinated
It's easier when talking to plebs about music to ask what they like then go off that. Everyone here should know enough about music to be able to name a few bands similar to anything a pleb says they listen to.
>Anon I like X
>Oh yeah X are cool, do you listen to Y aswell? I saw them both at a festival blah blah
It's easy tbqh and you don't have to worry about looking like a tryhard elitist.
>>61642550
>girl sais she likes shakira
what then nigga?
>>61642588
Call her a pleb faggot and hit her with a chair
>>61642588
if she listens to Shakira, she's not worth it
>>61642588
>implying I'd ever fuckin speak to a brown skin
I usually tell girls I like Sonic Youth, because it's true, and they started me off on my fantastical musical journey.
Uh, showed them good music?
>>61642653
>a band proeminent in the 80'
when you tell a girl that you listen to music older than 10 years she just hears " I'm an autistic weirdo with no social life"
>>61642393
Awesome, I'll go check them out. I like music discussions like this so I won't feel stuck in a listener's bubble.
girls never ask me what music i listen to
>>61640952
>I only listen to music that I make
>You probably had listened to me before
>>61642714
Or reacts in various different ways because not all girls are the same.
I say Owl City, Neon Trees, Red Hot Chilli peppers
I have good taste and I'm not afraid to express it, I do not need to impress girls with my musical taste though as I can get laid any night I want.
>>61642980
>"Lol who?"
is the only answer you're gonna get
You're about 5 years late on the first two--if you're gonna go the pleb route, women don't remember shit that far back
They MAY recognize RHCP, tell em they're the "Californication" band and you might get an "oh ok" and a swift subject change
>>61641060
The list goes on...
>>61643052
I spotted the neckbeard.
Woman are humans too, and 90% of the time they know all 3 of the artist I listed, the other 10% of the time they at least know one.
Maybe go try talking to girls (make sure you hit the gym first)
>>61642980
>Owl City, Neon Trees, Red Hot Chilli peppers
>I have good taste
Pick one.
>>61642588
reply with some male band from the same tier
>>61641384
>>61643117
Oh wait, you were serious.
Ok then, well my advice would be to take your garbage taste and (okay now crowd, say it with me)...
GO
BACK
TO
REDDIT!!!!
>>61643159
Oh sorry It wasn't p4k approved bands
Spotted the drone everyone.
>>61643262
wow no, delete this
>>61643266
delete this too
>>61643262
I'll be straight up honest with all you 4channers who use reddit as an insult because you are edgy and think 4chan is deep and mysterious.
Reddit is a superior site in every way, the downvote system leads to no shit posts or trolls. High quality content gets pushed to the top, they have moderators that actually do their job, and they have community made communities (There can be a subreddit for anything, while 4chan is stuck to whatever board moot makes). Redditors aren't prentenious and I can always count on them for on-topic discussion. Meanwhile 4chan has multiple shit posters and so many off-topic discussions, not to mention pretenious edgy teens who think they have superior taste despite playing 0 instruments, 0 knowledge in music theory, and no taste of their own (they must use anthony fantano and p4k to tell them what musics good and what musics shit).
There I said it, I'm the one with enough balls to say the truth.
>>61643291
holy shit guys he's taking the bait
>>61643321
>oh shit this guy is wrecking my argument
>"Haha guy's h-he took the bait haha got him!"
And I win another argument against a neckbeard, i'm not surprised desu
>>61643321
more like you've been baited
>>61643321
Get the cameras ready guys
>>61643291
>moot
when are you going to delete your post and update it with the superior non SJW C-buzzword admin?
>>61643291
Reddit and 4chan both have their foibles, 4chan does seem to have a lot of foibled individuals lately though. And when I say lately, not a spike, just a continuance.
>>61643356
I really can't tell if you're being ironic at this point
>>61642159
Most people don't even know what post-rock, shoegaze, and post-punk are. To some mud farming pleb it would sound like you are a musical elitist.
>>61643291
then stay there and let me eat my shit in peace
faggot
>>61643463
>To some mud farming pleb
Then who cares?
Another grill here.
I like harsh noise, industrial, idm, ambient, drone, post-punk, 70s prog, krautrock. I listen to a bunch of other stuff, but those are my favorites.
>>61641029
"omg i LOVE CREEP"
>>61643494
I use both 4chan and reddit as I am not a close minded drone such as yourself.
>>61643356
you should make a rage comic about it, I'll upboat it ;)
>I've been working my way through Bela Bartok's complete works, there's around 40 hours of wonderful stuff there so I'll be busy with that for some time
>demeaning yourself on the off-chance that you'll get some
Might as well go and see a prostitute desu.
>>61643566
Rage comics are an older meme sir but it checks out XDDD how dank, well memed good sir fuck it have an upvote, you know, for science ;)
>>61643534
Not possible, 4chan told me that girls don't know anything older than 10 years old and Radiohead.
>>61643591
>>61643566
Yawn 14 year olds trying to troll and failing miserably
what's new, 4chan is for boys and reddit is for men.
>>61643624
Yes, men who self-identify as girls don't count.
tame impala
>>61643624
>implying girls even know Radiohead
>>61643662
Uh, ok
>>61643632
oh man you got me, sadly all I can give you is this one measly upvote
>>61643704
Yawn try harder please
>>61640972
I'll just be celibate, thanks though
>>61640952
So no matter what you have to pretend to be something else you fucking shit?
"I just listened to this album, I thought this about it"
Is that so hard you fucking shit?
>>61641384
Post rock
"What kind of music do you like?"
>black metal
Ends the conversation. Easy.
>>61643571
>>demeaning yourself on the off-chance that you'll get some
You're a hypocrite.
There are many times that you've decided to dumb your discourse down to get along in life. With mates, talking to random people you come across in public during the course of your day etc. You dumb yourself down all the time. We all do. It's simple social courtesy not to want to make another person that you suspect as being of lesser intelligence actually feel stupid. If you really are smart then be more of a diplomat about it.
You are going out of your way to be defiant about this when you talk to girls in a really amateurish and schoolboy way. Have a bit of common sense and don't try so hard to flex in light small talk. It's goofy and lame.
>>61641161
kek
>>61643675
Pretty sure a lot of people in general objectively do.
>>61643632
To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, and manly tears were shed. Well said. Mind blown. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I understood that reference. I laughed way harder than I should have. You must be fun at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10 with rice, would not meet up for kisses, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman.
>>61643675
WOW RADIOHEAD IS SOOOOOO OBSCURE AND UNDERGROUND I'D BE SHOCKED IF ANYONE WITH A VAGINA COULD SPELL RADIOHEAD LET ALONE HAD EVER HEARD THEM
>>61643714
Such a typical reddit drone. Have you ever questioned whether you're actually winning just because you think you are? Saying 'try harder' doesn't change the fact that we're all laughing at you.
You're too used to your comfy upvote/downvote system, on 4chan you actually have to defend your perspective.
>>61642393
>doesn't know the most important band of the 90s
Womeme detected
>>61643851
If they don't play them on the 21 Pilots pandora station, they're too obscure
>>61643777
>you do people a courtesy by manipulatively catering to their ignorance for personal gain
kek
>You are going out of your way to be defiant about this when you talk to girls in a really amateurish and schoolboy way.
I talk to them as i would talk to anyone, they're not special little flowers in need of delicate treatment.
Why does everyone discuss on this shit almost every week?
I just legit say my favorite bands, if she thinks I'm a creep/weirdo then so be it. Actually since I've been more honest I've had more successes with girls. People in here treat girls as just holes they can put their 4 inch cocks inside
>>61643862
Come on dude, you're boring me
try being clever.
>>61643971
literally seen this exact same post a ton of times when I used to browse /b/
>>61643906
I went to your profile and downboated every comment on the first page
>>61643989
>browse /b/
Probably because that's were all the fail trolls are at.
>>61644014
>used to browse /b/
nice try bb ;) try beig more clever next time
>>61643971
I'm stooping to your level and giving you a chance to defend yourself, you're really just gonna keep going for the 'I'm inherently superior' response? (which everyone here sees through btw)
>>61643933
Hurry up and get past this bullshit adolescent grandstanding already. You're just another precocious young 20something still trying to peck and preen his little feathers over laughable vagaries.
>I'm listening to Bartok, 40 hours of it no less!
>>61644043
>that awkward moment when I read this post
you had one job anon
>>61644126
i don't get it
>>61644072
Please, point out the smugness in my answer or is everyone that likes classical a snob in your world? That my answer offended you so is indicative of your own insecurity.
>Hurry up and get past this bullshit adolescent grandstanding already.
I doubt my trajectory would be that of a patronising white-knight so you may still be disappointed.
>>61643455
Why are you using that word? Why are you saying "foibles"?
>>61644293
why not
>>61644050
YAWN.
>>61644192
nothing to get, that was just my leddit impression
>What!? You've never gotten high and listened to Beach House before?
30 minutes later you're having sex. U R welcum
>>61644281
>That my answer offended you so is indicative of your own insecurity.
Hah. Not quite. If it annoyed me at all it's because I can somewhat perceive through the few posts you've sent that you probably are indeed a bright guy so it's annoying and unfortunate to see someone like that leap through continual mental gymnastics to defend his choice to be a try hard wanker.
I'm sure if you put effort into it you could quip a dynamite line that would level this poor unsuspecting anon who wasn't at all ready for your wit and brio but it means nothing ultimately. In a few years you'll look back and wished you had dropped the precociousness and gotten over yourself back then. I am merely trying to help you get there quicker.
And you will be arriving at that conclusion eventually. Expect it.
>>61644316
I say i like David Bowie, i feel devastated right now.
