>When a shitty band makes a good song
>>61518819
Teenage Sounds by Neon Trees
>Weeser - Island in the Sun
>when a good band makes a shitty song
>>61518890
>every band ever
>when a shitposter makes a bad thread
>>61518900
Name a bad [spoiler]death grips[/spoiler] song
>Gentle Giant -Cogs In Cogs
>>61518924
Every single one.
>>61518924
name a good def graps song xp
>>61518960
Well that could only be determined by yourself because I don't know your tastes in music
>when a shitty song makes a good band
>>61518924
Most of Niggas on the Moon desu.
Things I do for money - Nothern Pikes
>>61518819
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
>>61518924
Bitch please
So /pol/ posts in music and I'm avoiding an easy pun.
>>61518924
artificial death in the west
east
>>61519242
but that's a great song. you're thinking of Lord of the Game
>>61518989
Radiohead - Creep
>>61519596
This actually is true
>when a shitty good makes a band song
>>61519596
kek'd
>>61519596
damn!
>>61518924
idk dude a lot of them. I don't like them enough to have em memorized especially the ones I don't like.
>>61519596
underrated post
>it's a great song but your response was very funny
>>61519596
2truuuuu
>>61518944
You must be a true patrician.
>when a good song makes a shitty band
>when a good band makes a bad album
>when a band song makes a shitty good
>>61522691
literally the Knack
>>61522691
Radiohead
I LIKE CHICKEN I LIKE CHEESE
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME
EVERY SINCE I COOKED IT READY YOU YOU YOU
>>61518819
It's Gonna be Mt by NSYNC
>>61519229
"I Have Bad Opinions": The Post
Queen - Under Pressure
Hopsin - Crown Me
>>61518924
Whatever I want (Fuck Who's Watching)
>>61524633
:^)
>>61524633
>names death grips best song as their worst
>>61524633
>when a bad song makes a good song
>when a song song
>when a good song makes a band shitty
>>61524818
stronger by kanye west desu
>when a sing songs shitty band soflty
>Band doesn't have 2 drummers
>drummer releases solo ep
>band has poo drummers
>drummer throws stick in the audiance
>hits lead harmonica player in the face
>drops bongos
>lead singer asks audience to clap their
hands
>sound engineer
>tour manager walks on stage
>kills the bassist
>show starts
>audience walks out
>drummer starts singing
>lights start flashing
>back up choir sits down in front of the stage
>security conscripts all men between the ages of 18-32
>audience starts heckling the lead violinist
>confetti machine catches fire
>band plays a Ramones cover
>curtain goes up
>drummer drinks from a plastic bottle
>tour ends
>band releases ep
>drummer
>band
>singer
>vocalist
>venue
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>>61518924
Bitch Please
>>61520361
low kek
>>61518819
>filename not michaelgira.jpg
>>61524956
lmao
>band makes a shitty drummer
>drummer makes a shitty drummer band
>>61518924
I don't find blackjack very entertaining.
Or double helix. Both are kinda boring.
>shitty drummer makes a drum song
>band is good
>song is drummer
>good is shitty
>band has a lead vocalist
>song is shit
>>61525069
why then it wouldn't be as funny because i'd be focusing on how unfunny the file name is
>Song is under 2:00 minutes long
>band shows up late
>play shitty show
>drummer has cardiac arrest
>finishes set
>open the door
>get on the floor
>security helps him up
>>61519596
Whoa
>song is 20 minutes of segulls fucking
>drummer quits band after 6 minutes
>big drummers
>shitty bands
>loose women
>free concerts
>stale bread
>old laws
>new wave
>crustless bread
>when a shitty band makes a song good
>>61525253
>song isn't 20 minutes of seagulls fucking
>BIG SHITTY DRUMMER TITIES
>when a good shitty makes a band song
>band has two drummers
>drummers have three arms
>drummers have two heads
>executed for being mutants
>>61522691
Death Grips
>>61525204
>song is over 6 minutes
>drummer takes a shit on stage
>band records a new ep
>keyboardist gets arrested for tax evasion
>album cover features segull intercourse
>song is good but sounds shitty
>album comes with free buttplug
>song expands
>album turns into a bongo
>drummer
>band buys analog synths
>they want to make something real
>they wanna make a yaz record
>but i was there
>>61524956
>>curtain goes up
fucking kek
>>61525409
song is 5 minutes and 55 seconds
>Popular to hate artist makes a good song
>>61525449
>they call you a sold out
>band wants to keep it real
>they bring 100 chimps from Zimbabwe
>100 papuan percussion instruments
>Make hit single
>chimp gets laid with your gf
>You get the aids
>die in solitude
>band goes back to their roots
>roots go back to their trees
>drummer dies of a mescaline overdose
>band makes a commemoration record
>album is called "coffin cunts"
>it's 40 minutes of a hungarian man masturbating over white noise
>six drummers supergroup
>everyone hyped
>release single duration 0:02
>just a single hit of ride cymbal
>album released three years later
>same ride cymbal droned three hours with sounds of japanese girls crying over confessions of foot fetishist killers
>Album called Sounds of my youth
>cover is a monkey practicing masturbation with a cobra
>lauded by critics
>becomes meme
>band release "big spoons" ep
>drummer only credited on two tracks
>first song is 18 and a half minutes of stage banter
>second song is a 2 minute field recording of the drummer shiting in a field
>dosnt credit the drummer
>band goes on tour
>releases human shit from the confetti machines
>anounces new drummer
>drummer throws his sticks in rage
>land in a pile of human shit
>grow into two trees
>with fruit
>inside the fruit are sound engineers
>the festival starts
>lead singer walks off stage to get a soft pretzel
>drips on a cord and accidently releases new ep
>drummer gets arrested for loitering
>gets bailed out by a shit in a suit
>leaves
>buys recording equipment
>learns to play bass
>eats a brick of weed
>leaves the show
>starts a band called tame impala
>>61524956
i just imagined all those things happening in order
>>61525592
>it's 40 minutes of a hungarian man masturbating over white noise
what is white house
>>61524956
>show starts
>>61525785
dank
>>61518989
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
>>61522691
Animal Collective - My Girls
Flamming Lips - She dont use jelly
>>61525785
>band has two drummers
>2nd drummer spreads open his asshole live on stage
>1st drummer throws a drumstick into the gaping asshole of the 2nd drummer
>the crowd goes wild
>the second drummer continues to stand with the drumstick sticking out of his ass
>the lead singer comes over with a gallon of milk and pours it down the gaping asshole of the 2nd drummer
>the first drummer is now making tribal sounds on his drums
>the audiance eegerly awaits for the next act
>lead singer is now yelling like Yoko Ono on LSD
>lead singer gives 2nd drummer laxitive
>stage crew comes in with a white sheet
>2nd drummer starts to shake biolently as white sheet is placed behind him
>2nd drummer unleashes his bowls onto the white sheet
>the drumstick now covered in shit hits the 1st drummer in the eye killing him
>the sheet is now full of shit splatters
>audiance starts throwing up at the smell of it all
>2nd Drummer bows in front of the crowd
>a man has a heart attack
>the audiance leaves stunned
>the white sheet is sold as modern art to a bidder for 1 million dollars.
>>61518924
name literally any song except come up and get me on nldw
>Band appears onstage
>All dressed as bsdm versions of spongebob
>drummer starts playing 113/64 rhythm
>bassists starts licking the strings of his bass
>backup singers masturbate to the audience
>guitarist needles his penis
>lead singer starts making out with sound engineer
>percussionist draws scene with left nipple
>releasing of diarrhea infected doves over audience
>Bassist stops licking and rips one of the strings of the bass
>proceeds to erotically asphixiate sound engineer
>guitarist kills bassist
>rhythm shifts to 117/64 for 7 seconds
>gong
>"now, for our next song..."
>>61524956
best tool concert i ever went
>>61526160
these are just getting gross desu
>>61525785
best lcd soundsystem reunion ever
>>61526241
I'm sorry, I don't know when to stop, anon
>when a shitty band makes a good album makes a good band
>>61518924
Every song on Government Plates after Two Heavens.
>>61526077
>band walks onto stage
>2nd drummer yells "ARE YOU READY TO RAWK" and slams down on his fresh cowskins
>the crowd is silent
>he says it again
>this time someone in the audiance throws a bag up onto stage
>in contains a dragon dildo
>2nd drummer pulls it out and proceeds to pull down his pants and shove it up his ass
>blood and shit start to pour out his ass
>symptoms of Ebola showing as he continues to shove the dildo deeper and deeper
>a rip is heard
>a flow of shit goes flying out onto the stage
>the other band members throw up
>a mixture of blood shit and throw up is now all over the stage and flowing into the pit
>a fight breaks out in the crowd
>Soon a riot breaks out as people tackle each other in the runny body fluids
>a man jumps onto the stage and forces the bass player to eat the shit and blood on the stage
>He reluctantly does for fear of his life
>after he does the man shoves the bass up his ass
>bass player dies with the bottom end of the bass stinking out his ass
>a fire breaks out
>the doors are locked
>everyone slams on the doors, and people are crushed along the way
>a baby is thrown into the fire in an attempt to stop the flames from hitting the stage
> the 2nd drummer burns to a crisp as do 100s of people
>>61526315
>>61526160
>>61526077
>>61525785
>>61525767
>>61525592
>>61525449
every Judas Priest concert ever
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2QjRZqmDi4
>>61526077
>>61526315
you killed it
>>61519596
Creep is a good song though
One Direction - Drag Me Down
>band walks onto stage
>2nd section of drummers start whistling the Bridge of River Kwai theme
>Drum section 1 and 3 start perforating their nipples with bows
>Full choir start having intercourse
>The screen starts showing flashing images of peppa pig and gender flipping surgery
>13% of the audience starts having seizures
>Singer and guitarist recite backward versions of Demolition Row while holding each other crotches
>bassist starts playing a regular song
>audience throws him a bottle
>4th section of drummers start playing complex polyrhythms with trumpets attached to their hands
>Screen starts dripping semen
>2nd guitarist starts sucking a cat vagina while recieveing severe damage on her face
>There is a mic inside the cat
>release cat recordings as EP
>in the cover there is a dog and a shotgun covered in blood
>>61526540
best
GSYBE!
ever
