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Objectively the most skilled and talented singer
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Objectively the most skilled and talented singer
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>>61420458
No no Maynard James Keenan is. He screams for like 30 seconds in The Grudge what an amazing feat!
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>>61420458
>>61420538
Cute
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>>61420657
>>61420538
Both talentless hacks compared to based Patton
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>>61420458
Mike is good but he's no Adolf Hitler

Here's the thing about Hitler. The man had some serious pipes. He had a twenty seven octave range and excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Freddie Mercury.

Seriously, Watch Hitler lay down some phat beats and sick verses at the Nuremburg rallies and then watch a video of Jeff Mangum wanking into a cup. We better thank our lucky stars Hitler didn't go into alternative hip-hop or he would have taken over a small subset of the music industry.

But the Nazi Party as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Adolf Hitler backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made The Nazi Party what it is. Yes Hitler wrote Oh Comely, We Are The Music Makers and The Blacker The Berry

But Hermann Goering wrote Halleluhwah, Once In A Lifetime and Bring Da Ruckus. Heinrich Himmler wrote Hungry Like The Wolf, Only Shallow and I Really Really Really Like You

Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. The Nazi Party was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Hitler was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.

He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was The Nazi Party to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Goering, Stalin and Obama, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow out minds out through our ear holes.

Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.
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>>61420458
Certainly of the last 20 years but can he out sing Sinatra or Billy Holiday?
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>>61421349
Not OP, but he could be close enough... Neither Sinatra nor Holiday could do Death Metal growls either.
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>>61421282
if this is not pasta i respect you anon
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>>61420810
no fuck you devin>patton
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>>61421282
Im so proud of how my pasta has evolved ;-)
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>>61421598

You don't know that

Also Sinatra is a joke
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>implying
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>>61421967
Since there's no proof, I'll stick to my guess
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>>61420657
Better writer but not a better singer
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Why does he wear the mask?
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pic related is the objective best
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>>61420458
Headline reads: man terrified of being known as a one-hit wonder latches his filthy hands onto any project he can, while forming multiple bands that may as well be the same band.

>only dads listen to this
>hard rock and metal suck
>wrote song about shit
>MIKE PATTON IS NOT god
>utilizing any form of harsh vocals forfeits any other vocal talents
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>>61422187
>implying that Paul didn't make Granny Music
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>forgetting about based Tiny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8t0VxZXEM
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>>61424927
B8

He formed Mr. Bungle way before he even joined Faith No More, plus he was playing with Naked City as early as 1990
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>>61420458
True. He might not be my cup of tea, but solely based on things that can be measured objectively (like octave range or whatever), he is the most skilled and talented.
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Here's the thing about Mike. The man has some serious pipes. He has a six octave range and excelled in any octave. He writes brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Adolf Hitler.

Seriously, Watch Mr. Bungle play What the World needs now at Bizarre Festival and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We better thank our lucky stars Mike didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world.

But Mr. Bungle as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Mike Patton backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Bungle what it is. Yes Mike wrote Girls of Porn, Sweet Charity and The Air conditioned Nightmare.

But Trevor Dunn wrote Retrovertigo, The holy Filament and Phlegmatics. Trey Spruance wrote Desert Search for Techno Allah, None of them know they were robots, Golem II the bionic vapour boy.

Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Mr. Bungle was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Mike was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.

He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was Mr. Bungle to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Trevor, Trey, Heifietz and Mckinnon and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow out minds out through our ear holes.

Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.
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>>61420458
>>61422187
Dude was a monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZFGcUU9pY4
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>>61420458
Johnny depp is also a great actor too I loved Edward scissorhands
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>>61425484
Patton is a good looking fella
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Exclusive footage of Mike Patton in the studio working on his next vocal masterpiece!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon1IZ0fRSI
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Jeff's alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-LPI55bpZ0
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1qAzdEXawM8
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>>61422187
seriously, I don't know why he's not more widely praised as a singer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQVuHTHjnp0
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>>61425760
Give it up for Paul "I wish I was an old negro" McCartney, everybody!
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>>61425853
Who cares, he can pull it off.

And even if he's obviously emulating that style, he's still doing it so fucking far up in his range that it's impressive as shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pSumpSUeI
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>>61425853
>>61425993
Paul McCartney, aged 20:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSGbh2J0bB4
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>no one said freddie mercury
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Irony is a dead scene is the superior of all Patton related projects
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>>61426244
Mr. Bungle all day every day

California and Disco Volante are masterpieces
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>>61426244
This. When good dogs do bad things made me giggle because of how good it was.
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>>61426529
Patton does more with his voice on that single track than other singers do in their entire career.
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