What you guys think of the new album? How do you feel about lavren and her amazing progressive views?
>you will never lick her legs up and down and then tongue her asshole
Jdimsa
>>61401577
thought we'd have one more before the end of the year
>>61401633
>mmm, don't stop baby
good thread so far
>>61401641
brandon, do you really have feelings for her or is this like stevis level or even as bad as the one suicidal guy on that one waifu forum?
>>61401577
I'd like to put me willy in her bum
>>61401749
fuck it, this year is almost done.
I care about her, and I'd like to be with her. The level I like her will never touch those two irl.
nip
What do Scottish girls sound like during sex?
>>61401828
Hopefully like angels
>>61401577
>amazing progressive views
What do you mean? Her view that she doesn't like being objectified in disgusting ways by lame teenagers on 4chan?
Happy 2016!
How drunk are you you pathetic fatty
>>61401828
Like a bagpipe
Source: my cousin is Scottish
>>61401847
If it's "lame teenagers", then does it even matter what they say?
>>61401847
like some fat loser like brandon
wouldn't it be crazy if they met and fell deeply in love?
>>61401867
Because the lame teenagers eventually grow up to become "men" with the same views
nips
>>61401857
>exposing her shoulders
what a whore
>>61401907
if you're gonna post nips, you should of at least post the higher res one
>>61401868
I'm actually listening to " you caught the light" right now and imagining me and her chilling, drinking, and getting high on a hidden southern California beach. Looking into her eyes and hearing the waves crash, her laugh, and basking in the west coast sun smoking the best bud there is.
>>61401907
HNNNNNGGGG
>>61401934
Anyone ever notice how a microphone looks a lot like a penis and when women sing into it, it looks like they are giving a blowjob
>>61401968
Thank you hopsin
>>61401890
>the same views
what views
nipples
>>61401577
I really liked the waterpark video they released
>>61401995
I still can't believe she's 28, mate
more nipples
>>61401938
>can you open this beer for me brandon? I'm rolling this blunt right now
>I'm really enjoying spending time with you, where have you been all my life boy?
>as she moves closer to brandon, resting her head on his thigh as she stares at the sunset and the ocean
>pretty, isn't it love?, isn't it so odd how things work out?
>as she sparks the blunt and passes it to him, grape kush, brandons fav.
If we ever get her nudes, how will it be?
Professional photoshoot nudes, some feminist campaign nudes or leaked personal nudes?
>>61402145
they will be from a stalker from /mu/ for sure
>>61401985
cute butt
Rate Lavren's
- Face
- Hair
- Tits
- Arms
- Hands
- Tummy
- Butt
- Legs
- Feet
>>61402248
11/10
>>61402248
Why take the time to rate different parts of her body when she is already perfect in every way?
>>61401577
I want to sniff her butt, then it wipe it down with some old fashioned Coconut scene polish from Game's Market
>>61402376
We don't sell that, sorry bro.
>>61402145
I say we get them a decade from now when she's old and busted and desperately needs money
I want to have sex with her
>>61402388
I'm disappointed desu
>>61402388
>I came home on a Monday night, having just worked through the weekend
>The label exec wants this record by next month, and like they say, nothing good ever comes easy
>I walked out of my car, and through my front door, hoping my girlfriend had made something to eat
>>61402440
that pasta sucks
>As I came inside, I instantly knew something was wrong...my girlfriend, Lauren, always greets me at the door
>Calm down, James, I told myself. She's probably just in the restroom. The fact that some weirdo has been stalking her on Twitter is just making you a little jumpy.
>I walked to my bedroom and peeked in through the crack
>I then saw a fat 240lb, 5'5" man crushing my precious Lavern with his obese body
>"Say my name, baby. Say Brandon is your daddy."
>I heard her crying, "Brandon is my daddy."
>He slapped her, "Louder! And where do you want me to put it!"
>She started bawling
>"Brandon is my daddy and I want it in my asshole!"
>That's it, I thought, as I grabbed Lauren's misogyny bat and ran into the room
>"Get off her, you fat fuck face!"
>Lauren started screaming, "James, no!"
>I knocked him out and he passed out, just in time to cum on his own belly
>I ran to Lauren, "Are you OK? How did he get in?"
>She avoided my eyes
>That's when I knew
>"You were cheating on me!? With this fat fuck," as I kicked Brandon in the stomach and got a little cum on my shoes. "Are you fucking joking me?!"
>She scream at me, "It's your fault I cheated! I wouldn't have done it if you were working all the time!"
>I couldn't believe this, yelling "We are trying to buy a house, and we can't do that unless I get this record done!"
>Lauren picked up her misogyny whistle, "Stop it, James. This room is a safe space!"
>I had enough, I grabbed her whistle and threw it across the room
>I started pacing the room
>"You just make me so mad sometimes, I just want to dump you, you don't even do anything during sex. You just fucking sit there!"
>This set her off and she came at me and slapped me in the face
>"You shitlord, how dare you!' and she spit in my face
>"Argg!" I screamed as I punched the wal behind her, causing my hand to bleed
>She flopped across the room like James Harden and fell on a plate of french fries and ketchup that Brandon had been eating
>What looked like blood covered her body
>She started whimpering..."You...raped me. That's it, I'm calling the cops!"
>I realized this looked bad and ran for my life, and I didn't stop running until I was at the highway where I was eventually got a ride from a tall man in a truck with pennsylvania plates
>"Where you going, little homie?" asked the stranger
>I sighed. "Brother, anywhere but here."
>He started laughing, "Mah nigga."
>As we headed off away from New York and back towards Philly, the radio began to play Chvrches' Guns
>It was then when I realized the lyrics were written years ago but they applied now more than ever
>"You had better run from me
>with everything you own
>cause I am gonna come for you."
>I feel asleep with those lyrics in my head
>I began a new life here in Philly
>7KT (my truck driver, and future room mate) got us a place right near a club, where I perform weekly
>Sometimes, though, I swear I see her
>Sometimes she's wearing a polka dot dress, like the ones I used to love, other times she's wearing slicked back wet hair and a mini dress, but no matter what she wears...
>I know I will always be running
>And one day she will get me
>>61402458
is it inaccurate? you would never take a ride with 7kt after cumming on your own belly?
>>61402248
>face
8/10 with makeup 4/10 without
>hair
10/10
>tits
5/10 too floppy and flapjack like
>arms, hands
10/10 qt and petite
>tummy
10/10 would poke
>butt
5/10, pretty good for a skinny scottish girl, but i could probably fit it all in one hand desu fambam
>legs
6/10, pale white is a plus
>feet
need more pics to score desu
>>61401890
If lame teenagers become lame men, then does it even matter what lame men say?
It's just something I don't quite get, where someone can be both pathetic and intimidating at the same time. Somehow it seems like a contradiction.
>>61402467
>>61402491
>>61402502
>>61402591
>hfw i drop my pants and I'm a grower not a shower
>>61402248
>- Face 9/10
>- Hair 9/10
>- Tits 7/10
>- Arms 7/10
>- Hands 8/10
>- Tummy 10/10
>- Butt 7/10
>- Legs 8/10
>- Feet 7/10
>>61402458
Brandon, what section of Game's Market do you work in? I'm visiting Newport News for New Years, are you working tomorrow or Saturday? Can I drop by and will you sign my limited edition 7KT / Brandon / Aaron trading card?
>>61402551
the person in the pasta is supposed to be james, not me.
>>61402666
>>61402666
work tomorrow and saturday, I work in grocery. if your visiting here for new years you're a little late bud.
>>61401828
Och yeah. Och, och.
>>61402701
I like your openness, but shit like this can get you killed man.
>>61402701
I was kinda joking around but I'll legit be down the road in Hampton tommorow and Saturday
I heard Game's is kinda of a historical thing over there and it got burned down once or twice so I figured I'll check it out
I'm guessing when I'm down there you probably won't be on shift but if you happen to catch a guy wearing a tall guy with an Army shirt, that's your anon.
>>61402853
>guy wearing a tall guy
jesus, I need to get to bed
tall guy wearing an army shirt, rather
>>61402853
What are the odds that this is 7KT without his trip on and Brandon and him are secretly going to meet each other tomorrow
Fuck this is exciting, someone fly Aaron out
>>61402853
yeah, y great grandfather owned the place qand has been there since 1972..just don't be creepy.
>tall guy in army shirt
newport news is full of military, so that would be likea needle in a haystack.
>>61402853
it got burned down once to an electrical fire.
>why did you hit me brandon? I love you
>>61403187
I didn't hit you sweetheart, is everything ok? You look like hell, and is your skin peeling? Lauren?
>>61403187
>ywn physically abuse Lavren
>>61403258
>>61403258
Your eyes look strange, please tell me..Are you ok? I've never seen you like this and I'm worried.
Who was it? martin? lain? your managers? You did this to you?..Why do look so different from the woman I fell in love with?
>>61403258
>>61403345
jesus please stop
>>61403345
I get some feels from this and it's weird. I don't even like chvrches.
>>61403258
opiate abuse you fucking neet.
I like "tether" and "recover", but the brandon fandom is a little strange.
>>61403436
as far as I know, it dosen't cause skin to peel.
2016 will be the year I will marry Lauren mofokin Mayberry
you fuckers will see
>>61403541
nah, I will. I will muay thai the shit out of you son.
>>61403548
I have a gun Brandon, I ain't fucking aroun' no more.
>>61403597
oh word, she's mine fuck nigga.
>>61403541
>>61403548
>>61403597
you guys are too funny. But for real, its me who will marry Lauren Eve Mayberry
I like "gun", and that's about it..
if you could dedicate a song to Lauren what would it be?
>>61401934
why does she have a nipple on her elbow
is that a scottish thing
>>61403735
I'll be her gun and keep her on my side.
i used to be antiwaifu
until i met lavren
did it make you feel so clever
did you wear it on your sleeve?
>>61403735
beach house - lover of mine
>>61403735
The Cure - Pictures of You
>>61403959
>beach house
u don't deserve her with that shit taste
>>61404011
Yes I do ,I'd cuddle wih her and drink wine while listening to it.
>>61403959
nice taste
>>61404059
>wine
Lavren's a scotish
pure whiskey mate
>>61401577
>>61401686
>>61401805
>>61401907
>>61401934
>>61401985
>>61401995
>>61402070
You're putting my no fap 2016 into jeopardy
>>61403187
She looks qt like this, she should go full Taylor Momsen
>>61404342
look at those arm hairs and armpits faggot
>>61401577
Why is chavurches so dogshit? The production is terrible and Lauren's singing is so waif-y and disinteresting...
Guys just listen to them cause Lauren's cute and women listen to them because they're too young to know what an actual feminist band sounds like. While asexual-looking, makeup free Riot Grrrls sang "Fuck you! No way!" Lauren just goes on and on about shit nobody cares about. "Just another lie, or untruth"! They do shame to the legacy of Riot Grrrl, and Scottish pop in general. Imagine the reactions of legends like Belle and Sebastian, the Pastels and the Jesus and Mary Chain when they first sat down and listened to this garbage.
>>61404297
I'd be fine with that, I'd just like to mellow things down and probably put on some music and chill. Watch TV, normal shit you know?
>>61404393
you're overthinking this you autismo
everyone listens to them bcause of lavren's anus
>>61404397
how you doing on new years lad
>>61404397
you train in one of the most brutal martial arts. had no idea you were a softie.
>>61404424
Why are you interested in the pooper of somebody so fucking offensive? Just watch porn, Jesus Christ. At least pornstars don't actively molest art and culture.
>>61404444
fucking sweet quads btw.
I've just been sitting around listening to music, looking at cars, facebook, moped army forums,looking at aprtments and looking at jobs. It's been a lonely one, can't remember the last holiday I enjoyed actually.
>>61404500
I hope you don't make it past 2016 haha ;-)
>>61404458
Yeah, and I do full contact. We spar at about 60%. I get pretty hard.
>>61404500
this is why i can't hate you desu
you're so fucking honest, i'm just like you
>>61404531
>>>61404458 (You)
>Yeah, and I do full contact. We spar at about 60%. I get pretty hard.
>I get hit pretty hard
sorry, im wasted right now
>>61404568
Well, you picked the right day mate
>>61404568
>>>>61404458 (You)
>(You)
you're samefagging talking to yourself again jesus christ why are you so pathetic
>>61404568
>>61404598
control yourself brandon
>>61404582
my resolutions to stop drinking, and lose weight.
I drank my last beer. Hope I can stay committed to them.
>>61404598
I was correcting an errorr in my post dipshit.
>>61403258
>>61403345
hi just here to say i think what you do is amazing
>>61404342
Lol good luck with that.
If you really want a chance at nofap, you better run from here and never look back.
>>61404631
drink liquor desu rum aint that bad
So while we here, can we discuss the rumor that Lauren is a lesbian?
>over the top feminist, some may say feminazi
>throws fans out of concerts, bans >>61404631 and tries to dox >>61404582
>her bandmates seem to have no interest in her sexually
I mean where there's smoke, there's fire...is there fire, /mu/?
>>61404706
he's going to eventually kill himself
>>61404631
Good luck, Brandon. I need to lose some weight too, but putting yourself out there and announcing it to people, that's good. It keeps you honest. Just dont beat yourself up if you fuck up once or twice, that's life.
i think she's great, and the album is awesome too
>>61404816
Hayley nigger
it's Hayley
>>61404855
I know It sounds sound but I'm puttong myself on a vegan and water diet. No beer, soda, nothing, just water an a vegan diet. You have to take in account i'm dangerously overweight. Almost 115lbs overweight for a small guy like me.
>>61404929
Brandon don't be stupid
it's rookie mistake, go at it gradually, chicken meat is good and healthy and little calories
meat keeps you full ffs
>>61404816
I don't know. I think it's more that she has a very clear idea in her head of how men should act, and it bothers her that not all men act that way. So her frustration manifests itself through this veil of misogyny.
Maybe bi, though. Those shows with Hayley were highly suspect. But she also looked like she was crushing on Matt Berninger pretty hard, despite the fact that he's married.
>>61404893
This nigga right here, he knows.
>>61404953
I know, but I have to get this weight off. I did this before in high school and lost about 60lbs but gained it back when I fell off. It's only for weight loss to.. I'm grazy overweight for a guy that stands 5'5.
>>61404929
those are some nice flapjacks
>>61404852
>"click click, take that, misogynists"
>>61401577
I really like the singles for their new album and leave a trace
>>61405020
I know, and going all antimeat will make you gain everything again, seen it all the time, it will fucking happen
stop thinking weight loss, chicken and fish are good meats
the key is to not think on losing weight and just making it a way of life
>>61405020
>how much do you weigh? the healthy weight for you would be around 140, and at the lowest 130
Does she have back problems?
>>61405074
240
>>61405083
probably from leaning over guy's laps sucking penis desu
>>61405096
so you're obese?
>>61405142
yeah.
>>61405083
lavren is mine
>>61405220
>>61405250
she looks adorable in this
too bad her heart is cold just like her soulless eyes
>>61403187
what the fuck?
>spending new years eve not with James
break up confirmed
>>61405382
I don't know whats going on in the pic, but it's /x/ type shit..It honestly makes me uncomfterarble.
>>61405315
what's wrong with her being a cunt desu
that's what makes her even hotter to me
>>61405405
MARTIN SEIZE THE MOMENT YOU FUCK
I think chvrches is unremarkable and overrated
>>61405409
It looks like latex, but why would she latex on her face, I'm creeped out man.
>>61405579
>>61405579
and its almost the witching hour too. which is getting to spooky for me? what if she's some kind of demon? and the end of the world and the final battle is really among us?
>>61401857
shes in chicago RIGHT NOW. do you thin i can fu?K?
fucking Brandon.
depressing this might be the last, /lauren/chvrches/Brandon wackiness thread.
>>61405742
It is, i'm going back to participating here then acting like an idiot.
yeah, that was me. I saw it and the hair stood up on the back of my neck. It looks like the latex they use in movies.
I got to go to bed, because there's no way if I stay up any later I'll be able to get up..hangovers going to be brutal. I'm sure to sleep on my side too.
>>61405867
>brandon shuts his computer off
>lays in bed in the darkness trying to fall asleep
>hears an odd sound
>looks around and see nothing
>lays in bed longer and as he's dosing off hears someone say his name in a scratchy scottish accent.
>he rolls over, and the moonlight hit his celing
>all he could see, is lauren on his ceiling, with her head turned around, and her limbs in a crab like position, smiling a wide grin.
>go to bed brandon she says
sleep tight brandon. I hope you have nightmares
i luv u
>>61405742
>>61405867
jesus fucking christ
lavren
wait is Brandon the same Brandon from /soc/
seems like Brandon is actually way worse off than stevis or that other suicidal guy combined.
>>61406184
fuck no
>>61405405
who's that on the left? older sister?
lavren's mine you simple fags
>>61406597
she looked so pure back then
before Brandon soiled her
>>61406416
one of lauren's closer friends.
>>61406263
you only say that cause you don't want it to be true. But its reality bub
>>61401633
>lavren
>not pj harvey
>>61406806
>not like your feminists midget sized
come on lad