>>61382847
Put penises in your mouth often.

Pretend Your Kermit the frog

>>61382858
........aaaaaaaaand /thread

>>61382864
Kermit the Frog has a pretty enviable career

>>61382864
pretend my kermit the frog what?

Is that James Taylor?

>>61382847
hows your falsetto?

lots of practice, not practicing singing though

you should spend 6 to 8 hours a day rolling your eyes while holding your limp wrist near your face

>>61382847
By being a massive gay in denial

(imagine the feels)

>>61382847
be overdramatic

>>61382847
Willfully not get laid in the years you're supposed to.

>>61382847
a steady diet of tofu and self-pity

>>61382847
Become asexual

>>61383173
ya got em!