ITT: musicians who got fat
>>61287302
he had a condition
so it is excusable
>>61287229
who is that?
>>61287420
Jonah Hill
>>61287437
damn...
hes even cooler as a chubby bald middle-aged witty brit desu
>>61287229
Did Jack White get fat?
sick mobb
like A LOT
>>61289244
Weird story.
>>61287436
He's actually morphing into a frog
>>61291741
>>61290926
is that gun club
>>61287229
>>61291976
>somebody made this
do they have a fetish or what
>>61287302
fuck he was qt before he became a clunker
>>61291777
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>>61291777
Witnessed. Fuck that is some Rosie O'Donnell shit.
>>61287431
damn
poor jack, man. his life sucked pretty bad
>>61291777
Like, seriously what happened? Does she have a medical condition?
Do you like forcing shitty fucking memes like a degenerate faggot with nothing to do?
You do? Good. The first step towards being a better person is acknowledging you're a piece of shit.
Your "obesity" meme has never been funny. Never will. Nobody scrolls down the catalog, sees your post and laughs. They fucking ignore it. Why? Because you're a pathetic little 9gag crossposting memester with nothing better to do besides force shitty memes on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life. Go outside. Stop making fucking threads about a fucking buttrock band being death metal. We're sick of this. I'm sick of this." meme has never been funny. Never will. Nobody scrolls down the catalog, sees your post and laughs. They fucking ignore it. Why? Because you're a pathetic little 9gag crossposting memester with nothing better to do besides force shitty memes on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life. Go outside. Stop making fucking threads about a fucking buttrock band being death metal. We're sick of this. I'm sick of this.
But you know what? No. I won't stop there. Have you ever sat down and thought, "I could be productive?" Have you? If you haven't then here's a newsflash. In that time it took to create this thread you could have called that one girl that looks at you longingly and request a date. But no, you post a fucking "fat" thread. Ever stop to think about what you could be doing if you didn't waste your life away in your parents' basement posting memes?
You could be an astronaut. You could be the CEO of a profitable company. You could be rich. Or, instead, you chose to post memes.
That said, It's cover does kinda look like jack black. Fuck off, meme poser
>>61287229
ur just a h8r jack white was one of the greatest musicians ever to live so mybe u should just stfu mmmmk?
>>61292946
What happened?
>>61292958
Time.
>>61292982
and pizza
>>61289244
The sad thing is, those pictures were only taken 4 years apart
>>61292982
JUST
>>61292958
Antony and Baby Dee had a baby
>>61287229
THAT'S EGORAPTOR FOOL
>>61291741
Pretty sure overweight is actually her default.
>>61291976
i saw a pic of her last month. how'd she get so fat so quick?
>>61293601
She's got a menu of ex lovers
>>61292895
boo hoo, why don't u go cry about how the black keys are ripping him off for being more relevant
>>61287229
he looks like the version 1 Marilyn Manson from Bo Selecta
>>61292946
goths don't age well
Just look at him!
>>61287229
dats jack black
>>61294338
eww
>>61292946
There's this tranny that comes into my work sometimes late at night that looks just like this
>>61292946
he's still the nicest guy in music and plays great live
>inb4 your robert
>>61294538
ur robret
>>61292946
stop bullying this man, he's based and a cute chubby or fat old goth
>>61291994
'cause it's fun
>>61290251
I don't know if this has been done yet but I had to
>>61294559
Psoriatic arthritis is a chronic disease characterized by inflammation of the skin (psoriasis) and joints (arthritis). Approximately 10% of patients who have psoriasis also develop an associated inflammation of their joints. Patients who have inflammatory arthritis and psoriasis are diagnosed as having psoriatic arthritis. According to Lane, he had this condition since he was a young boy, and it was virulent.
Though Lane was not one to complain about his condition, the effects of psoriatic arthritis were painfully apparent. In order to control his pain, Lane was given cortisone (steroid) injections which gave him temporary relief and allowed him to play live gigs, but these treatments caused him to gain a lot of weight.
http://www.fogmagazine.com/the-pain-of-shawn-lane/
>>61296989
okay I fucked up and my autism will not let it slide
