>>61286906
>and he dropped the carrots into the trash one by one

Yeah he gave me a blowjob in Chicago

yes, I leave him alone though. Us introspective Sacramentens respect personal space.

Yeah he gave me a rimjob at SXSW

Yeah I gave him a blowjob in Portland

Yeah he fucked my ass in New York

Yeah I gave him a reach around in Indianapolis

Yeah I had a threesome with him and Zach in Memphis Tennessee

>>61287318
I dont think theyve ever played indianapolis

Yeah we did the rusty trombone in Atlanta

>>61287495
Personal trip, we're buddies

>>61286906

I saw Stefan Burnett at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He shouted, “Oh, like you’re doing now?!”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>61287548
kekd