"Smithers, I want the Rolling Stones killed."
"But sir, they're not..."
"I said do it!"
inb4 you don't win friends with salad the smiths
>I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
>she's going to be a country music superstar like... uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat
>I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
Reminder that Matt Groening has fantastic taste in music: http://www.bluefat.com/0907/Matt_Groening.htm
>I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the Great Lakes on the side
>Ah, the old number twenty-two. Clean reliable public transportation. The chariot of the people. The ride of choice of poor and very poor alike. Sure, some folks prefer...
>>61274166
>Balinese gamelan music
how's that for RYM cred
>This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
>>61274166
Ok so he was one of those progheads back in the 70s who found basic 4:4 rock boring. Gotcha.
Dad, no one cares about your stupid dinosaur bands! You have the worst, lamest taste in music ever!
>I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.
>>61274228
>stupid dinosaur bands
>not T-Rex
One job...
>>61274209
I have found that prog fans tend to be more patrician and sophisticated than the buttrock crowd who usually end up as generic beer gut/muscle car loving faggots who never listen to anything made after they graduated HS.
>METALLICA RUUUULES
>>61274228
>>61274240
>stupid dinosaur bands
>not Dinosaur Jr
:(
>>61274416
DJr doesn't fit the dadrock niche though
"US Magazine just came out with their What's Hot And What's Not list."
"Are we hot?"
"We are not."
>Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. I grab her sweet can. Oh, just thinking about her can. I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweeet can.
>>61274492
Perfect.
>NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to accept it. Your Gameboy is gone, it's at the bottom of the sea."
"Playing the guitar was pretty much all I did in high school. My old man said I was wasting my time and I'd never amount to anything. Well, I...oh, right."
"Now, when you sit down to write a song, it should be heartfelt and meaningful and..."
"Heartfelt? Meaningful? Come on, rock is supposed to be about drinking and getting drunk. And boozing it up."
"And girls who have legs and know how to use them!"
It was at the start of the turbulent decade known as the 80s. The candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp. It was an exciting time to be young.
