How should I go about recruiting a female vocalist for my band? She needs to know how to put on a show and make me famous
craigslist
>>61272327
Isn't that for hookers?
>>61272330
yes, what's your point
>>61272330
and drummers.
is there lewd alice?
Girls naturally have a good stage presence due to their titties so all you need to do is find a girl that sings.
>>61272324
If your band becomes famous she will be more famous than you
recruit this girl, she browses /mu/ and is a huge crystal castles fan
https://soundcloud.com/deadlywife
>>61272337
I'd prefer not having to deal with african american pimps here
>>61272368
As long as it makes me money I'm okay with that
Where can I find girls that can sight read and are interested in Baroque/Progressive Pop?
>>61272374
I'd "recruit" "her" if you know what I mean
>>61272374
whats her instagram
>>61272374
what's her twitter
>>61272433
bloodytreat
follow her on tumblr and twitter too http://bloodytreat.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/bummer666
>>61272374
what's her facebook
>>61272470
>go to her tumblr
>see this
every time
>>61272330
>implying that isn't how Ethan found Alice
>>61272470
wait a second this is you
ur a qt
>>61272374
what's her preferred penis size
>>61272470
>hardly any memes on her feed
i doubt she goes to /mu/
every /mu/tard that i've seen post their twitter have nothing 4chan memes like an autist
>>61272374
what's her home address
>>61272657
lol no trust me
she browses /mu/
>>61272374
u really qt
(pls be my gf)
>>61272470
W-what kind of underwear does she wear, /mu/?
>>61272374
what's her dick size
>>61272374
lobo already fuckedl- Lobo
>>61272374
>ttp://bloodytreat.tumblr.com/
music is pretty good desu
and for that, i have to say she does not post on /mu/
>>61272374
Your music is trash and you're 5/10 at best.
Why is everyone falling for this, is this entire board really that thirsty?
>>61272374
would you "fuck" "them", /mu/?
>>61272374
whats her name
![7uOQUQ4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jDM9Na1.jpg "7uOQUQ4[1].jpg")
>>61272844
"yes"
>>61272674
well, she knows her audience
>>61273044
disappointing feet
>>61273066
Yeah I'm not even kidding when I say that this seriously limits her potential as an internet music nerd icon
>>61273187
They're not even that bad, i'd lick em t.b.h
>>61273066
>>61273187
>>61273211
>>61272844
>>61272839
can we please stop objectifying her and talk about her music instead?
It;s almost 2016
>>61273323
fuck off
>>61273323
Kill yourself faggot.
>>61272839
Where do you think we are?
>Live in the same city as her
>Jamming with bandmate tomorrow
>We play the usual rock instruments with my bandmate also able to play viola/keys
>I'm usually on the drums while he loops his bass/guitar and fucks with it.
>Play with a psychedelic outlook but with punk/hardcore roots.
If you're her boyfriend and you're pimping her out musically, y'all should look check us out, maybe we can set something up and jam sometime.
Me
https://soundcloud.com/louisvilledeathlove
Bandmate
https://soundcloud.com/sea_stones
>>61273044
>>61272844
>>61272528
Would you fuck her feet, anon?
>>61273756
T B H
B
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>>61273756
>makes others use nonstandard pronouns
>intorvert
When will this meme die
>>61272844
>dresses completely feminine with an entirely feminine physical expression
>I'm they them lol
I get that there are some people who really value androdgyny and legitimately don't like the gender binary (people who express within the binary and clearly enjoy doing so do not fall into this category) and I'd respect their desire to not use he/she, but these fucking tumblrgirls who are fucking straight as arrows and use they/them for unwarranted lgbtq cred and special snowflake status piss me off to no fucking end. They entirely water down the concept and have created a culture where this shit is used as currency rather than as something to actually make people feel comfortable and respected.
Why does this bullshit have to be so tightly tied to undergound music? Why cant I go to a show in a basement and get absolutely obliterated on drugs and alcohol without putting my PC hat on first? Ive seen people get banned from house venues for misgendering random concert goers. Fuck, I mad.
>>61273756
I meant to say “their feet”. How orthodoxy of me, sorry.
>>61274146
[triggering intensifies]
>>61274182
These girls look like they're nasty in bed but then are just typical submissive vanilla white girls. Obviously not an absolute, but too common with this type.
Would test the waters and pretend to come when they said "choke me"/10
>>61274212
I'd say I'm fed up more than triggered, this kind of person has made my experience with the house show scene in my city so much fucking worse. Actual queer people tend to be fun, especially somewhere they can cut loose like a concert in a basement but the tumblrcunt type suck the fun out of anything theyre involved in.
>>61274244
Your language is problematic
>>61274216
Nothing wrong with the submissive type you cuck
>>61274260
Ok, youre on 4chan faggot
>>61274146
I don't really agree with you, but you do have a point. A thing that pisses me off is that when trans people who transitioned and physically identify as the gender starting criticizing them, they got so fucking mad that they labeled those people as "truscum'. like... are you fucking serious? They went through a lot to be what they are and there's some people just saying their pronouns are they on tumblr and not using them in real life. There are a lot of people on there that are legitimately intergender, but idk if I trust the ones who put it in their sidebar like that.
>>61274291
What is there to disagree with? Someone who consistently presents as female and revels in the female presentation of the binary has no right to claim nonbinary pronouns, it's that fucking simple.
>>61274278
Besides the fact that it's really fucking boring and tiresome when you're not into domination, it's still vastly superior to have a girl who wants your dick more than she wants you to overpower her. I don't need to be dominated to have a good time, just have someone who's actually into fucking more than they're into being choked/hit/tied up.
>>61272374
le tumblerina xD
>>61272342
What's the difference
>>61272985
hnnnnnnngggggg
>>61272374
Legit 0/10
>>61272349
There's a photo out there where she has ripped tights and you can see her vag
>>61273323
Then she shouldn't have posted a picture of herself. Then anyone would have neutrally judged the content, even the thirsty virgins.
But obviously she wants to additionally sell with her face.
>>61274291
truscum actually means someone who believes being actually transgender requires gender dysphoria, it has nothing to do with transitioning. ie a person born female who identifies/presents as male and has gender dyshporia and believes that "trans" people without dysphoria arent really trans is "truscum", but a transitioned trans woman who believes you can be trans without dysphoria isnt "truscum". iirc it was coined as an insult, but many "truscum" will outright state that they are truscum because they feel it is a positive thing. this triggers the genderspecials and snowflakes but "truscum" are right.
also
>there's some people just saying their pronouns are they on tumblr and not using them in real life
there are a ton of legitimate transgender people who do this, in fear of abuse or being kicked out of their home.
>>61274384
MY GOD THIS
fucking a
cant they just get shirts or badges made so i can tell them fucking apart
>>61279294
all the faggots just need to chill already.
you be you and chill already.
>>61279736
Faggots are fine man its the gender aspect of lgbtq that is a nightmare
>>61279736
are you referring to genderspecials or "tucsum"
>>61279854
***truscum
>>61279854
if you have to ask, chill, my fine faggot.
>>61273756
I'll ruin "they" makeup with my cum
>>61279910
i was nothing but chill in those comments my friend
>>61272844
>those legs
hnnnngh
I'm sad now guys.
>>61280489
>most violent places on earth are outside of the white world
I..... What?
>>61280489
>this retard browses /mu/
I think I'm going to vomit
>>61280489
she should b cool and start the trend
