For me, it's when I shit myself while delivering a speech in my 10th grade class. I had eaten some tacos right before and unfortunately they didn't agree with me. I was so humiliated. People laughed for a while and called me Shit Travis.
Favorite album is Loveless. Great when high with friends.
why didn't you go to the pooproom
>>61235541
I asked to go but the teacher would not let me unfortunately.
>moment
When my mom grounded me in front of my friends for saying a cuss word
>album
Pic related
>most embarassing moment
when i shit myself at my graduation
>favorite album
gotta be this.
>moment
Was showing my uncle a picture on my phone, he pressed "home button" and saw my porn screensaver. Luckily it wasn't mom
>album
Pic related
>be me at 15
>be horny and just learning about masturbation
>stay up past midnight in my basement bedroom which is next to storage room with tiny closet overflowing with old clothes
>get naked in bed and rub body around in bed
>carefully open my door to go to the closet while still naked and bonerific
>make sure all the lights are off except in the closet
>rummage around for small girly clothes
>find a soft red miniskirt and rub it on my dick
>decide to wear the miniskirt because it makes me hornier
>find a really thin golden metal rod with a smooth tip
>play with my dickhole, kinda hurts so I stop
>hear footsteps
>ohshiyohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
>turn off closet light and hide under clothes
>footsteps get closer
>feels like a fucking heart attack is coming on
>storage room door fucking opens and light gets flipped on
>footsteps closer
>dad says "who's in there? is it you anon?"
>tries to open closet door
>hold onto doorknob for dear life
>god no why is this happening
>dad opens closet door, tells me to come out
>I crawl out wearing nothing but the red miniskirt
>dad is furious and starts yelling
>grabs my arm and throws me to the ground
>keeps yelling "ARE YOU GAY?!"
>just look down at the floor and say "no" *sniffle*
>he looks around for something to hit me with
>picks up the golden rod which has my precum on the tip
>starts whipping me on the head and back
>shit fucking hurts
>crying ensues for eternity
>he gets tired of yelling and hitting me so he gets up and yells at me to go change and go to bed
>he leaves
>I change and go to bed sobbing
lot more shit has happened since then but now I'm far away from him and he never once brought it up although he did beat me for a shitload of other things
no I'm not actually gay and I have nothing against fags
shit was just what OP was asking for and I never told anyone ever since
>>61236697
forgot pic
I was adjusting my dick in class and a girl told me to stop
>>61236738
she wanted to see the d in its full glory obviously
>Be me
>A few weeks into my first year of middle school
>There's a QT 8th grade girl I like
>Eating lunch with her in the outside park area behind the school, where almost everyone ate
>She drops her apple in the mud a few feet away from us, looks visibly upset
>"I'll get it for you, don't worry"
>"You really dont have to, anon... Im not-"
>"No I'll get it for you, I'll save the day"
>"But Im not gonna eat it"
>I jump into the mud to get the apple, expecting to look super cool and ninja-like because I'm 12 years old and that's how 12 year olds think
>Slip and fall on my ass into the mud
>The back of my jeans are completely covered in mud
>Everyone points and laughs
>I awkwardly try to laugh it off to seem cool and chill
>Go to the bathroom and cry
>Use my tears to try and wipe off the mud from my pants
>>61236869
damn anon 12yo shooting for the 14yo stars
your pic seems more fitting to my story though >>61236697
>>61235617
shitposting or not, i audibly kekd at how perfect your moment and album lines up
> be me 6 years ago
> highschool freshman
> shart myself first thing in the morning
> mexican food is cursed
> embarrassed, but realize nobody notices
> waddle and change in restroom
> didn't wear underwear for the rest of the day
> mfw nobody noticed
> still a mortifying experience
>>61236869
holy fuck you were retarded as shit
>>61237078
Sounds like you handled it like a pro. I'd be proud. Don't like not wearing underwear?
>>61237113
I was a lanklet, so it felt like going around naked. Classroom boners were also a nightmare that day.
>Moment
Once I couldn't recall my teacher's name in front of all class... She had been my teacher for almost 4 years.
>Album
Who gives a shit, whatever, Loveless, sure.
>>61235653
>>61235504
>>61237072
Lot of feces-related stories here
>Moment
Probably when I gave a girl a love letter (in public) in 9th grade
Well, she's my gf now so I obviously dos something right
>Album
Pic related
>Moment
I lend my brother in law my pc to download some pdf for work. As he was looking into my "downloads" folder he came upon my girlfriend's anus. I was right next to him I just said some hit like "no... sorry.. don't worry" and closed the folder. My brother in law just stood there and said nothing and I left. We never even mentioned the incident.
>Album
Bee Thousand
>>61238362
Abelian, you're asexual and have a gf?
i shit myself once too when drunk. i was so fucking embarrassed lol but what can you do. when ur old people are gonna be there cleaning ur shit anyway
i don't have a favorite album just sharing this embarrassment
>>61235504
how do you cope with this
>>61236697
>>be me at 15
>>be horny and just learning about masturbation
lol, i was 5
>be me, 5
>in kindergarten
>everyone is playing with toys n shit
>shove hand in pants, rub my tiny cock
>whore teacher stares me down
>slowly pull hands out of pants
>fav album
GY!BE - F#A#infinity
>most embarassing moment
probably when i ran naked high as fuck on acid in my friends parents yard during a tuesday night 2 summers ago
Spanked in the middle of church when I was 6
>>61238799
lol, you reminded me of that one time i actually took a big shit in my fucking closet when i was black out drunk at home. it was a fun next day cleaning the whole bedroom and washing all my clothes in a terrible hangover
All those times in middle school when people would make fun of me in front of everyone for being weird/awkward was pretty shitty.
>>61238911
Kek
>>61238932
thanks anon
when my gf asked me about an erotic fantasy. I told her, I wanted to fuck her while listening to Sunn O)) - It took the night to believe and Stoya's Jack's POV #9 scene.
She couldnt do it. She cried for days after this, I was ashamed.
Fav album from that on pic related
>>61238888
good taste
>>61238965
People actually like aqua? I'm sorry
>>61238362
you said you were asexual?
>moment
Several all spanning from the same problem. My dad and I never had a good relationship, so we never had talks about sex. Thus I had no idea what it meant to be horny or that it was something I should be hiding. I was at full charge ALL THE TIME. It didn't help that I was an athlete hopelessly attracted to my teammates either (gay).
There was once I tripped on the bus and my rigid d rubbed all over the girl standing in front of me. Everyone knew about my little problem and understood what happened.
Oddly she never kicked my ass, which was gracious of her cause she was a strong black woman who totally could have.
>album
This is my aoty at least, I'd have a hard time picking a single album. Her guiltless pop is exactly what I need in my life. I told everyone on here it was getting BNM, was disappointed by a 7.4 abd a terribly written review, but was recently vindicated by them placing her on their year end list. I can't remember a 7.4 ranking so highly, I'm willing to bet there were shenanigans between the initial reviewers and the overall opinion of the staff.
>>61240240
Being this retarded
>>61240265
Merry Christmas asshole.
>>61239730
Not him but I unironically like Barbie Girl and was just listening to it. Actually a fun, danceable europop song.
I shat myself at camp and the toilets were locked.
Got really drunk at a house party, had sex with a trannie on the host's autistic brother's bed and got chased out of the house by her parents
>>61240917
sure
>>61240931
nigga why would I lie about that
>>61239730
also not him but I liked Aqua when I was around 10yo (besides embarassing stuff like this I also listened to more decent stuff like Pet Shop Boys at the time though)
>>61238827
>lol I was 5
oh shit anon that's impressive
will you sign my foreskin?
I bet you can even perform autofellatio
bitch
Some fat girl jerked me off in a park after I found out she didn't look like her picture at all.
fav album? GBV - Bee Thousand
Favorite is Giles Corey - s/t
>Walking up to board to solve math problem
>Accidentally brush some chick's hair with the back of my hand because the walkway between desk rows is narrow as fuck
>Ugh, he brushed my hair
>Other girls near her say Ew
>So embarrassed I fuck up an easy problem
>Everyone thinks I'm retarded from then on
>>61238362
does she have good taste in music tho
>>61238965
>I wanted to fuck her while listening to Sunn O)) - It took the night to believe and Stoya's Jack's POV #9 scene.
Fucking whaaaaaat
Thats so weird and oddly specific
>elementary school
>3rd grade
>I shit myself in P.E
>someone notices the smell
>run to the bathroom
>throw my underwear full of shit to the WC and then I flushed it
>all day without underwear
My dad found the four-page story I had written about fucking this qt redhead tomboy in the ass on the first day of 9th grade. He told me to throw away any 'questionable essays'. I wanted to kill myself when I realized what he was talking about.
Favorite album is pic related
>senior year of high school
>acting in play
>opening night
>opening scene
>forget literally my entire line after 2 minutes of showtime
>longest 8 second pause of silence of my entire life
>look out into to audience to see the horrified looks of my family, my school friends, my principal, etc.
>co-actor prompts me again
>still frozen
>i repeat one of my previous lines like a retard
>co-actor skips to cue line for end of the scene
>get off stage as quickly as I can
I was rigid for the rest of the play. Luckily I was a butler, but I wasn't supposed to be retarded.
Had the best performance of my entire life the next night at least. I'm still in search of cringe worse than this.
Favorite album is Illinois.
>>61242094
hahahahahahahhaha
