Nick Cave was actually born in a cave.
Paul McCartney is the legitimate heir to the Irish throne. Courtney Love is Marlon Brando's granddaughter. ZZ Top are actually Hasidic Jews. I'll try to think of some more.
Trevor dunn is in fact actaully a woman
I was working on the sound at one of NIN's shows and trent showed me his "nine inch nail" after the show was over. True fact.
Debbie Harry is actually mildly retarded, that's why she looks so breathy and hot. Billy Corgan's father, a successful entrepreneur and owner of several laundromats in the Chicagoland area, mortgaged the family's home to cover the recording costs for Siamese Dream due to Billy's mother's fears of what Billy "might do". Iggy Pop is physically unable to see the colors pink or purple.
>>61227429
damn..
thats too bad for Iggy
Jack White was fat before he became a woman
>>61227014
True fact: he named one of his sons Cliff
>>61227014
Kate Bush doesn't shave her pubic hair
Kurt Cobain was actually born in a cobain.
>>61227619
Ba dum bum. Still too soon though.
Sufjan Stevens' actual biological father is Shakin' Stevens
Damo Suzuki was actually born in a suzuki
Kanye West is actually quite intelligent and talented
>>61227853
>not conceived
ONE JOB
>>61227853
kek
>>61227777
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.
I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.
Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.
Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.
I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.
Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.
So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked
Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.
Regards, Patrick Bateman™.
Mike Love's name is kind of ironic because he is actually incapable of feeling or expressing any kind of affection towards people or anything for that matter.
