>meet qt girl
>we get to talking about music etc
>naturally ask what her favorite band is
>she tells me it's Nirvana
>this pleases me since I used to really like that band
>tell her Bleach is my favorite Nirvana album
>"Bleach? Oh I haven't heard that one"
>my literal fucking face when
if you like bleach so much maybe you should go drink it
>see qt grill
>imagine life with her
>go home and shitpost
learn to be an opportunist
>I have it on vinyl let's make a date out of it
Eben!
>>61204919
this everytime
at this point if a girl makes a move on me idk what to do
>>61204965
>sorry Anon, I don't listen to whole albums :)
>>61204902
if you like in utero so much maybe you should go crawl back into your mother's womb you fucking idiot don't talk shit about bleach
>Is a big fan of a group
>Only listened to greatest hits
>>61204965
yeah this is how I get laid 90% of the times. just by taking advantage of girls
sucks I gotta be a manipulator to get laid
just the other day I lied and told some chick i never heard of 50 shades of grey just for her to come and show me it
>>61204902
>>61205231
if you like Nirvana so much you should go meditate until you reach it you fucking fags
>>61204881
>meet qt girl
>we get to talking about memes etc
>naturally ask what her favorite meme is
>she tells me it's 4chan meme fresh
>this pleases me since I used to really like that meme
>tell her SPINGO BLINK is my favorite 4chan meme fresh
>"SPINGO BLINK? Oh I haven't heard that one"
>my literal fucking face when
>>61204881
dumb bleachposter
bleach is legit 10/10 album
>>61206459
thistbh
