Spit a verse, anon.
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Spit a verse, anon.
UHH
BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES
MONEY MONEY MONEY
UHH
BITCHES IN THE HOOD
MONEY IN THE CLUB
NIGGA!
uh uh uh uh
yeah i'm white
yes i am honky
yes i am pale
yeah yeah yeah
*says nigga and runs out of the room*
uh uh
yeah what
2015 y'all
okay here we go
hippity hoppity
wickity-whackity
I don't know how to fuckin' rappity
puttin' me on the spot is kinda fuckin' low
lower than your girl when she was givin me a blow-
job, under the table, I've got one who doesn't? Gotta keep that minimum wage cash flow
until I make it, i'll fake it, i'll do what gotta be done
pushin' bricks, pushin' brooms, pushin' faggots into bathroom stalls
to suck their dicks
but I ain't gay
no sir i ain't
I'm just tryin to make it
day by day
turn my headphones up a little bit
nah turn them up louder
come on, DJ
I cant even hear my own voice bro
yeah yeah
uh uh
uh yeah
yeah yeah
uh uh
okay
/mu/ is a cool place if ya have a cool face
kind of like sufjan, dont tell me he aint the one
or maybe swans, they sure aint whack, but i think dey smoke crack
whoops did i say that? radiohead the true GOAT, but they sound so crazy like a ghost
then again dont forget my homies kanye and mac demarco, they aint hoes
my bloody valentine changed my life, just like i changed my wife because now she want an abortion kind of like tame impala because dey last album was so borinnnnn
worst of all you know im real as fuck, i love good shit just like kendrick or maybe even deathgrips too bad they leader is a hobo named johnsonnnnn
yeah yeah
yeah
yeah
uh uh uh
yeah yeah
swag swag neutral milk swag swag
hotel hotel swag swag
yeah yeah
uh uh
uh yeah
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shoutout to shoegaze
Mein Schwanz ist riesig groß frag deine Freundin mal, im Winter brauch' ich sogar einen langen Schal!
i bomb ironically
no one can get close to me
15 layers of irony
shielded myself off for all eternity
Hash swag, hash tag,
Embracin' the generation for BNM,
memes are cool, so cool gotdemmm,
Stop whitey 2k15 why can't I get darker?
Did the man who invented college go to college?
I like this thread
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
>>61160689
Too many memes for me
>>61160684
And there's something terribly sad and banal about that
If you shoot a man in the stomach, you may cause...
Internal bleeding
See his life flash before his eyes in a Kafkaesque way
Essential reading
There's something somewhat odd about having to beat a yuppie
In a post-ironic way, you kind of feel sorry
With their little squeals and squirms
And the spit-out portions of their lunch of calamari
It's like David Foster Wallace or Stirner in a kind of twisted way
All this thought's spooked me out of what I want to say
Now it's the abstract and the cynical that's on the TV
Do I need my kitchen appliances, or do they need me?
As I record my Twin Peaks and skim through Don Delillo
I can't lay myself to rest (oh right that's 'cause I jizzed in my pillow)
>>61160729
ONE, something's got to give
TWO, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
THREE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>61160485
TWO STRAPS UNDER MY SHOULDERS LIKE A BACKPACK
BARREL AT THE BACK OF YOUR DOME, LIKE A STRAPBACK
COCK BACK, SHOOT TO YOUR LEFT, BULLET JUST GRAZE YOU
IF I CATCH YO ASS FUCKING AROUND, I WILL ERASE YOU
YO SQUAD COME RUNNIN AROUND? MY SEMI GONE BLAZE TOO
YOUR LIVES OR THE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKET? NIGGA YOU BEST CHOOSE
Yo
Yo
Yo I got no flow
But I know what blows
and what got that ass tho
that's your mom bro
oooooooh
Listen, Listen
Real nigga I got y'all
Hit a nigga eating hot dog
AK-47 shoot a nigga
Fuck you and your crew nigga
Ya'll niggas weak as fuck
I come through in a pink ass truck
Big rims, big body
Ya'll niggas 12 gauge shottie
Pow, pow to a nigga dome
Run up through a nigga home
Nigga know his bitch a bitch
And I'm a dog I give that bitch a bone
Arf, Arf, bark, bark can't see a nigga in the dark, dark
Hit a nigga quick, nigga got a problem, make his bitch lick a dick
I'm mothafuckin goon ass nigga you don't really wanna fuck with
22 60
ROLLING IN THE CLUB GETTIN FRISKY
THE FUCK BITCHES AT IM THIRSTY
>>61160779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNITh4j8dIk
i kill niggers
for shits and giggles
MUTHAFUCKA I'LL FONDLE YA BALLSACK
MY SOFT AND GENTLE ATTACK
WILL MAKE YOU EXPLODE LIKE FLAK
OR EXTREMISTS IN IRAQ
I DON' GIVE A SHIT
I'LL AMPUTATE YO TITS
GLUE EM ON A CAR DOOR AN' CALL YA BETTY FORD, BITCH
>>61160485
pic related
Got hoes in my house
on christmas day
Got hoes in a box
under my christmas tree
Got hoes in my stocking
Got hoes in a card
Mrs. Claus in my bed, sucking on my log
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
https://clyp.it/yiqyz2v3
im really bored
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSIm0mY5ao
>CTRL-F "uh" and "yeah"
>41 times in total
>>61160824
best one
I'm not a rapper
>>61160839
Jesus Christ, my savior, was born on this day
I'm rolling up a blunt to honor his way
Peace on Earth my nigga, that's what's Christmas is about
Spend some time with family, no need to shout
This a holiday nigga, this ain't no war
Put down your guns and get on the floor
Tell your mother that you love her and that you know you're poor
but you tryin to get shit right so next year you can give her more
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
My name is Chimmy Chonga and I'm here to say
I'm the rappenest guy from along the way
I turn up my mic and that's a fact
So come on people and enjoy this rap track
Since I was 8 I had a dream
To become the greatest rapper in a big rap team
I practiced my skills for mom and dad
They said I was the best kid they ever had
Now before I go just remember these rhymes
Because it will remind you of better times
If you get sad just remember my name
It's Chimmy Chonga and I'm in the rap game
>>61160627
Best
ch-check mic one two
AWWWWW JEEAAAAH
CMON DRE
CMON JAY
CMON DRE
CMON JAY
GET EM OUT, GET THEM DIQS OUT,
PUT EM IN MY MOUTH
A BLAQ DIQ LYNCH MOB IN MY MOUTH
DONT FLINCH AT MY 'SPONSE, ITS STRAIGHT PAVLOVIAN
TO GET THEM TONSILS WRAPPED AROUND A COQ THAT'S HOVIAN
AND IM STR8 GAY FOR DRE AND THE 1 THEY CALL THE SNOWMAN
GOT DRIP DIQ FOR DAYS JEAH I TUCK AND BE YA HO MAN
SO IM GONNA DROP THIS MIC AND BLAST THROUGH YA BOOTH GLASS
GET TO RAPIN THOSE SOFT COQS WITH MY MOUTH AND MY ASS
JEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
>>61161198
Yeah but what's your rap name fuckhead?
>>61160627
I like this
>>61160627
Can someone actually spit something? These threads always had memes and shit but there was always around 3 or 4 good verses sprinkled in.
You're all bustas and it's boring as shit
>>61161030
Christmas dinner, it tastes so good
straight from Grandma's kitchen back in the hood
Got that turkey and the stuffing and all the sides
Ate so much my heart grew three times the size
Sittin with my brotha talkin bout our lives
Talkin bout where we made it and when we was boys
We haven't made far, but we thankful where we are
Don't own a big house or a fancy car
*sleigh bells*
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! My Nigga!! This ones for all my niggas on the grind at Christmas time! Keep it real my brothas and sistas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
*sleigh bells*
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
>>61160832
the gza reincarnated
>>61161330
I mean.. I can, but I'm not comfortable with recording it or doing it in person. I'm just a keyboard warrior.
>>61160627 was mine for reference
One
Two
Do a big poo
On corporate America
Call her titties Erika
Call her titties Tom and Jerry
Because one of them was smaller than the other
Word to your mother
>>61160839
>>61161030
>>61161334
this is really nice, very charming
I drop tracks like bombs, carefully
As to not hurt the feelings of others
Respect everyone
If it wasn't racist, I'd call yall my brothers
Political correctness can be fun
Word to your mother.
Seriously, call your mom she probably misses you
beat: https://soundcloud.com/vhsmidnightstyle/nrg
so i see them niggas with the NRG
he boasting bout his slut wit the double D
i aint mad cause those hoes cost mad money
but the fact he is here makes me so angry
she rolls up in the club on a friday night
she was crying floods of tears it weren't a pretty sight
blind mofo tried to hit on her sappy ass
and he got an eyeful of shattered glass
talked to that bitch in the back of my car
she said her sugar daddy's fucking wit some porno star
that unfaithful motherfucker treating her like shit
and he aint looking like he wanna ever quit
he's used to the high life, bitches and cars
and getting caught fucking with mega pornostars
it was too late for Shauna she hadn't a clue
she didn't know her next move or what to do
>>61161423
No man, just type it out.
Also points for being one of the only half serious writers in this thread. I can go first if that would make you more comfortable
Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me 'cause I'm an ass killer
You're ill but I'm iller
I'll malinger on your block and
Give the finger to a cop and
Pick a lock before I knock and
Set you up to get on top
Dr. Dre, more like Dr. Gay
Jay Z, more like Gay Z
Nigga suck another niggas dick
call it musical artistry
but all i see
is two nigger fags in front of me
uh
I spittin sick bars like ive got the flu and a xanax perscription
Getting so much hate from all these niggas Im dissin
Niggas with big lips and tiny brains
Talking about compton thinking theyre insane
But any monkey with a studio can yell into a mic
But it takes a lot of willpower for them not to steal a bike
White Power
*drops mic*
>>61161334
Thank you Santa, for your kind words
your message is one for the entire world
Bringin kids toys on christmas eve
you do it for the love, you do it free
And you never even get to see they smiling faces
when they open up they gifts
on christmas morning
And I know you ain't mourning
You don't feel greed
You got your cookies and milk
that's all you need
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>>61161806
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
Dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy
Theres actually some good lyrics in this thread
Uhh yeah
I'm a muthaphuckkin nigger
Everyday i workout to become a bigger nigger
>>61161911
goat
>>61160496
Here is your 100 million hit anon
fuck bitches niggas and hoes
i got money in the bank and guns in my car
my dick is diamond studded
i cum gold
fuck you nigger
i own you all
all niggers deserve to die
Do re mi
Killer bee, killer bee
'Av a cup of tea?
NOT FOR ME!!!!
i'm a meme'n machine
put a bee in your spleen
it will sting you to death then your ass i shall ream
> Did I fucking stutter?
> the brain of that nigga over there is apparently made out of butter
> man, I can't deal with that type of nigga anymore
> who wouldn't like to put a bullet into his damn dimwitted core?
> intvented something equal to the wheel you say?
> college woudn't even let him stay
> go to that fuckboi and tell him politely,
> to fuck off back to his home town with his weak minded psyche
> college isn't for the likes of a might or might not be
?
>>61162640
* oh almost forgot, first word of every line
>Made this up today when making noodles
I love to eat those noodles with the prawn stock
This shit gonna make me fatter than a fucking ewok
Putting Thai sweet chili sauce on this shit
This stuffs gonna make you higher than that bong hit
High among canopies, listening to owls speak with similies
Jesus piece in future ministries but this life i pirate, just me.
but uh..
Stolen dope from borderlines, split the spliff and sell online
Enemies keep sour jus call em limes, but add up I flip a dime.
head-from-ah-fine-dime-but-no-pay-i-undermine
ugh
Lure a fish to the lore, make him read it at its core
Spread the proper grammar go galore
Propaganda under swords
I kill niggers, i'm feeling glad,
I've got dead jews, they're in a bag,
they're useless, but not for long,
the oven, is turning on, is turning on
Intangible, i can't be killed by any spic or jew,
panoramic view,
I'll kill them all for the Nazi crew.
Spics and Jews they'll all lose to the Moon Crew,
chicks and dudes who you think is really killing coons?
microphone check 1
microphone check 2
microphone check 3
coming straight out the NYC
yeah you know me, the real deal G
while I continue selling records, getting dough and fucking slayin
you'll be standing a whack ass party doing the whip and the nae nae
cause i'm hotter shit than ATCQ
and more successful than Dre and Ice Cube
I write straight from the soft spot then spit it like a retard
doesn't matter what I write, I make anything sound hard
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question ...
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.
I hip
I hop
I top the charts
playin my singles
non stop
