have this girl next to you in bed, staring at you with those fat cow eyes
what do /mu/
Why is she looking me in the face. Evrybody know you gotta hit a fat bitch from the back.
>>61091126
Find the farm she escaped from.
Return her.
Wash the stank off my sinful body.
>>61091188
this album cover pisses me off
the fact that she is so fat that she had to put on makeup to suggest that she has cheekbones is pretty sad
>>61091374
her butt chin is way more irritating than her weight desu senpai
she has a really punchable jaw
i'd fuck a fat bitch tBh
>>61091439
woman with buttchin aren't really woman desu senpai, it pisses me off too
>>61091164
A fat women doesnt deserve this type of hot treatment.
Kek
>>61091486
what would you do to a fat woman like adele?
>>61091522
Nothing
Lel
/mu/? More like /moo/ amirite
>>61091439
>>61091472
>you wake up
>you realize you fucked dudley do-right
music for this feel?
>>61091522
Nothing, his dick is too small.
>>61091126
>>61091164
>>61091188
>>61091256
>>61091374
>>61091439
>>61091461
>>61091472
>>61091486
>>61091522
>>61091581
>>61091625
>literal fucking misogyny
>>61091126
>hey, that was great and all but I'm late for work, gotta run
as I'm putting my clothes on. I procede to go home, take an epic dose of benzos in the hope I can blackout the whole episode, and sleep off the drug induced quasi-coma for the next 3-6 hours.
>>61091653
literally fucking end yourself
>>61091625
Lyrically it doesn't really fit but the emotion inspired by both fits pretty well.
>>61091683
forgot link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E
>>61091676
The real reason you hate women is because you're gay. :)
>>61091733
I'm openly gay and I agree with >>61091676
Misogyny is real but this isn't it, or at least such a mild form that going on a crusade against it makes you look like an idiot. "negative comment about a woman = misogyny" honestly does more damage to gender equality goals than most, if not all, efforts of self-identified misogynists because it alienates the most important demographic involved.
>>61091733
>implying I hate women because I said something satirical on the world wide web
Consider contracting ebola
I'd just be glad I finally got laid, been so long
>>61091773
Then bend awa.
>>61091786
>he doesn't hate women
>he's on the Cathedral Of Misogyny
Consider bending awa, fag.
>>61091797
>>61091810
pls bend awa from me
working on bending awa but no luck so far.
>>61091726
not bad senpai
Isn't "doe eyes" a much prettier way of saying this? I presume this is what you mean. I also question your purpose of this posting.
Try to get her pregnant so that I could try to scheme some money out of her
>>61091667
Are you some kind of animal-drone creature, or a shill? One or the other, I guess. With such an answer, you seem so dissonant and without soul.
>>61091653
>literal fucking butthurt
>the nigger-infested boonies of Sweden
>(You)(You)(You)(You)
>>61091126
Lift up the covers and go to munch town
>>61091188
Rookie mistake, you risk getting a wiff of that sweaty rancid cow anus when you hit a fatty from the back.
>>61091522
i'd make her write a song about how much food she eats to stay that fat
>>61091126
vomit into her eyes.
Then proceed to show her how to actually make use of modulation and applied chords in a song.
Her word painting is getting there, but her wordsetting and the music underpinning the lyrics could do with work.
>>61092726
Can u give examples of what makes her a bad singer? I may joke about her weight but this women can sing no doubt
>>61093773
She is not fuckable at all dude.. just sayin
>>61091439 (You)
>>61091653
im a girl though
>>61091126
Have her show me her bank account statement again.
Instant boner.
>>61091126
nuffin
>>61091188
why
>>61094451
>im a girl though
you're a guy, and you're stupid enough to think this would make a difference
>>61091126
>be 27
>titles album 25
>>61091126
HELLO
she really does look like a cow in this picture.
>>61095987
MOO
Moo, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet at the farm
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to milk ya
But I ain't done much milking
Moo, can you feed me?
are there any pics of her body?
literally the most famous musician of the century and i don't know what she looks like.
>>61096242
>>61096316
would definitely t bh
>>61096316
she should really lose some weight :/
>>61096542
> Liking bones instead of meat
What kind of faggot are you, son?
>>61096583
don't bully me dad :<
>>61093644
Not that guy, but it's not about her singing ability, but what she's singing.
>>61091653
>hating on one fat cow means that you hate all women
>>61097278
it amazes me that some people are this ignorant
>>61097352
Shut up gaylord
Why doesn't she sing about the struggles of fat women like the great Meghan Trainor? Clearly Adele isn't politically concious in a time in history when it is vital to be
>>61097527
Meghan Trainor isnt even freakin fat at all!
>>61091653
>implying adele was the first person, regardless of sex, to get made fun of on 4chan because of their physical appearance
hello newfriend
>>61097352
elaborate
>>61091126
In the butt.
>>61097527
Its not her choice to decide what to sing about. Every pop artist can only sing what their record label allows them to. Take Kesha for example: she has about 200 unreleased songs. These are folk, rock, country etc songs which her label company will not allow her to release.
This is why being signed to a label sucks, especially a pop label for there is no freedom of choice of songs. That's not to say artists dont write their own material. Alot do, pink does, Trainor obviously does but yeah it depends what image you or the label makes them out to be.
>>61097648
Ive never heard adele get fun of on here b4. This is first time
>>61097736
thats not what i said
>>61091126
Tell her to listen to this shit for 7 straight hours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZ2-fLmtnw
>>61091126
I wouldn't even notice anything, since my gf is basically a non-britbong Adele anyway (fat, great singing voice, only looks good with makeup on).
>>61097916
How the hell can u enjoy sex?
>>61097939
Who said I enjoyed it?
>>61097939
Because I like having sex with fat women. More belly/ass to grab onto = more fun.
>>61096316
>those nails
Ew. Bitch got goblin hands
>>61091126
suck fat udders
fall asleep with teet in mouth
be warm and happy
>>61096316
She seriously has lost some weight here
>>61091126
I'm going to masturbate to some Adele later anyone want to join me? Her tits are juicy and she has good songs :)
>>61098125
How do i join
>>61098125
deal
>>61097670
ok
the hateful language directed towards this one woman is designed for women in general and so the hate is also generalised
e.g. a man cannot be a fat cow
>>61096316
I really would, goddamn
>>61091126
desu senpai, I'd kiss her goodbye
>>61091126
>those fat cow eyes
good thread OP i laughed
>>61098644
i dont want to live in a world where people actually think like this
>>61099225
What u mean
I SEE IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OH LORD
