i think this bitch’s name is lana rey or some shit, now i know who she is. here she looks like a bumblie bee. is she sexy, fuck yeah. i know a bee who’s a million times sexier. and this lana chick is probably just another gaga fucking anyone she wants, you know w hat’s truly sexy? no matter how hyou look, how you hang your lips, how your body looks, you can be the sexiest bitch wit the tightest clothes and best looking face but still be unappealing to a morally sound person, like a guy who hasn’t kissed a girl in 2 yrs, now that’s fucking sexy, he’s untouched cause of his good natured heart, he wants love, he looks for it, he don’t mind a sexy woman like this, if she weren’t like everyone else. my bee sings better than this chick, a million times better, this bitch needs to remake a song from my bee not the other way around, my bees songs are memorable, this bitch right here just has this sexy slutty approach how she sings, that’s it, some lyrics are okay, but they’re all just words that don’t mean too much thrown together and she basically fucks the microphone with her lips and sounds weird like she’s an exotic prostitute having sex and making different moaning faces and innocent sex sounds and huffs. anyone would be turned on, sex sells, i think this bitch must’ve been a pornstar, or just like the town whore. anything she does would be sexy, its marketing…
call me caitlyn
i take that back, i just watched a video games video of this chick, she has good lyrics here, but she’s still an item. do you think katy perry or any other artist writes her own music? no they don’t. britney spears relates to kids and poppy sounds n shit for dumb broads, this chick’s music relates to the other people, smarter people, it has sad lyrics, better metaphors to understand besides rihann'as whips n chains, but this is still a product. my little bee, although she don’t want to buzz by me and just sting me, has to understand, she is far sexier than this lady, she writes her OWN music, she has a way of singing her music that’s unlike any other. if i got with her or not, i’d love to brainstorm ideas with her, tell her what she needs to tweak better, and she could be a million times better than this chick and a million times more rich cause she wouldn’t have writers and too many marketing strategists. if i’m completely wrong and this chick actually writes half her music, then she’s just really talented, but in this world that’s extremely rare, and still, my bee’s lyrics and voice are a hell of a lot better, and its even better in its cheap acoustic forms, so imagine a video shot around a song, better sound, etc, she’ll be a star if she keeps at it, then she’ll really not give a shit about me
agreed.
what the fuck
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>>61049688
im sorry what?
>saged
i think this bitch’s name is lana rey or some shit, now i know who she is. here she looks like a bumblie bee. is she sexy, fuck yeah. i know a bee who’s a million times sexier. and this lana chick is probably just another gaga fucking anyone she wants, you know w hat’s truly sexy? no matter how hyou look, how you hang your lips, how your body looks, you can be the sexiest bitch wit the tightest clothes and best looking face but still be unappealing to a morally sound person, like a guy who hasn’t kissed a girl in 2 yrs, now that’s fucking sexy, he’s untouched cause of his good natured heart, he wants love, he looks for it, he don’t mind a sexy woman like this, if she weren’t like everyone else. my bee sings better than this chick, a million times better, this bitch needs to remake a song from my bee not the other way around, my bees songs are memorable, this bitch right here just has this sexy slutty approach how she sings, that’s it, some lyrics are okay, but they’re all just words that don’t mean too much thrown together and she basically fucks the microphone with her lips and sounds weird like she’s an exotic prostitute having sex and making different moaning faces and innocent sex sounds and huffs. anyone would be turned on, sex sells, i think this bitch must’ve been a pornstar, or just like the town whore. anything she does would be sexy, its marketing…
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>>61049688
this is high quality posting
i'm glad you're here anon
>>61049700
wow, someone’s obviously mirroring their vagina’s hatred of their realizations to their ordinary boyfriends while spiting me as if i’m the reason to their losses of love they could’ve had with me, whoever you are honeybabes, you should’ve taken my advice that i give all women on earth- where you may’ve stood a chance with me if you were all alone- plug up your vaginas up to your knuckles and stuff that fish sandwich corked for some time, let lonesomeness kick in, because i’m not the kind of dude to forgive that you’re out fucking the world and not me, you’re used up meat bitch, i don’t want some spoiled corned beef and hash hanging out a dumpster already that all the alley cats licked on and all the stray dogs gnaw on, bitch that pussy is in every alley on every block, i need my cuisine
Hi Lana, I've got some great jazz do you want to get it on?
>>61049700
do you know there’s a land of make believe that’s out there for adults? its called society, because i’m artstic, european minded, anti-american, and use my fucking head to think and don’t judge other people in these short lives we have, i’m seen as a ‘weirdo’, while someone like you is a frumpy adult asshole, stuck in a void of life and being holier than thou with your sheltered views, do you know why even anons fear to write me their two cents? because i fucking obliterate them, just as i would do to a woman’s vagina, i don’t fuck around, and i’m saying truths that you don’t wanna face in your own lives
>>61049924
jbenetampax?
>>61049916
look man, i don’t know who you are, you can be anyone, you can be my ex. if this is the girl i adore, that i think about everywhere i fucking go, no matter what time of day it is…and you know who the fuck you are, you’re as pale as a disney’s snow white because you’re the bright moon above me
>>61049993
shh honey bear, only music
https://youtu.be/7ian-UlpgAg
>>61050021
i dislike snooty superficial people who act like they are better than you and are mean and bully and act like they're cool, when really they are fucking ignorant whiny brats in college or some shit trying to find their identities; they are jackoffs. so beware if you get offended by something i say, which is almost always a joke, cause i'll outdebate you and i'm VERY mean to bullies who get used to being tools in their normal lives with normal people, cause i'm not normal, i'm elite, cream of the crop, super large penis machoman, and i'm wittier, funnier and fucking the coolest fuck you'll ever know period, so bitches on their periods stand no chance either.
>>61050072
>and i'm VERY mean to bullies
there's someone I'd like you to meet, twisted my thumb off last night. The minute I get my wrist back I'm gonna lay him even if he is half a foot and 10 stone on me.
If I told you the stuff that went down here you'd come as fire,
me personally I've been trying to provoke a jihad using a visual medium
>>61050138
i’m a country mouse afraid to leave my bale, everything hurts, all the straws of haey are prickly and sharp if i even try and venture away, but i have my warm little place inside that bale, my mattress sunk in its center according to my weight day in and day out, somedays i don’t even wanna get up and don’t, some days i flip open the laptop and look for a minute then get sad then close it again and go bakc to sleep, i don’t have one event horizon in all of my existence that’s meant to pull me in
what even is this thread
>>61050231
i swear if you cast your eyes upwards with squinty eyes at my moonbeam maker i while poke my thumbs in your eyes from the back of your bully head this isnt a farm and your are the only mouse under my foot where i crush the bullies
i wanna sacrifice for Lana, and be there for her, and make her feel good, and rub her feet for her, and massage her butt for her, and help her cum with a vibrator after she sores my penis to death in marathons of orgasms i give her, and i wanna cook for her, i wanna plan the day with her, i wanna brush a curtain of hair back for her so i can see the other pretty eye, i wanna take glances at her cute butt, i wanna hug her goodbye, and smile my hellos of happiness when she comes through the door, that’s all, and i don’t mind if she’s mean to me, as long as she was my best friend, i can take her ups and downs all the time i wouldn’t care, because she’d be my best friend, she’d be my life and reason, she’d be calming to me, i wouldn’t even need the fucking internet with Lana in my life, i can just cuddle her all day long and make brownies and eat pizza and watch movies and wrestle her in bed n shit, i wouldn’t need anything else in this dumb fucking life but her
>>61050231
are you trying to give me a boner or some shit? well just check the news channel, because if i pop a boner, there’ll be earthquakes so big, you’ll probably be able to feel the tremors
>>61050231
are you trying to give me a boner because i like my boner
>>61050198
have some hot soup. you've got to say hello to the day for it to say hello back
water lillies
in your bath tub
bonerz
>>61050413
a cat from outside with an eye infection that was saved didn’t last a year later and he crawled inside the biggest couch and died and rotted for weeks becuase nobody could find it, and then that same cat that was buried outside had its carcass twisted inside the drill of a roto-tiller a year later as they’d forgotten were they buried the animal as we were digging post holes for when the new barn would get built
>>61050457
mines buried behind the old barn i dug the hole i know how deep the plows go no one disrespects my kittys corpse cat spirit walk with me and watch over me
>>61050485
what’s embarrassing are your dad’s jeans, and your dad’s farts in public, farting in his dad jeans, but keep hanging out with the guy i guess, keep having him take you ‘back to schoo’ shopping n shit, and buy some folders and pencils n shit, sounds like alotta fun, not
I 100% believe this is how Lana is IRL
What can we expect on the next album lana?
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>>61050490
This is the best and most autistic thread I've ever seen on this board. Congrats, OP.
You know smell spaghettios.
