-"Hows life Jeff?"
-"I FUCKING WANT TO KILL MYSELF"
>>61044417
"if you could ask Jeff anything what would it be? How do you think he would respond?"
i would ask him how much semen is on his copy of anne frank
I would ask him how is like to be living a meme
>tfw I met him but I was drunk and couldn't really talk to him much
>tfw he personally signed my album "To Anon" because I wanted to shake his hand and he said he didn't do that
>tfw I screamed "Please put out more stuff" as he walked away to his car
I have to redeem myself when(if) they tour again
Id ask him where da triple album at doe
i would ask him how he feels about his work being turned into a fucking joke.
id imagine he would be upset
How do you feel about the state of post-ironic comedy posting on mainstream bulletin board systems?
Probably would have the same response as >>61044437
>It's a potato, right?
I would ask him about what life will be after the last nmh tour. new solo material maybe?
>can I film you with my new gopro camera?
I ask him which album or EP he think is the best by NMH
are you jewish?
what kind of recording equipment he uses/ instruments.
>>61044417
Honestly, I feel like he'd give terse yet polite answers no matter what you ask him.
Whats more important lyrics or instrumentation?
>>61044740
>/15(Mon)22:56:30 No.6
Lyrics mane
>>61044464
where do you get your sweaters?
>>61044767
objectively wrong
are you talking about this album again?
Why did you kill Bill Doss?
What do you think of anthoney fantano Jeff?
did you actually give that guy an apple
have you ever jacked off on a mountain?
>>61044437
I'm not suicidal.
>>61044464
If I could ask you anything what would it be? How I think you would respond?
>>61044483
0.
>>61044508
Trying to remember something Zizek said about memes but I honestly fell asleep during the documentary Astra made she thought I was paying attention but I just slept with my eyes open please don't tell her
>>61044511
I remember you. I didn't shake your hand because it was covered in grease.
>>61044541
I'll work on it after the third Circulatory System album
>>61044576
I don't care.
>>61044597
Kind of confusing.
>>61044600
It's a drum. Look at the back cover.
>>61044627
I'm going to record more Bulgarian folk music.
>>61044632
Nope.
>>61044651
I love them all.
>>61044674
Scotch-Irish.
>>61044709
Whatever Rob has in his studio.
>>61044736
Yep.
>>61044740
Songs are a mix of both.
>>61044795
Julian knits them.
>>61044872
You can't prove anything.
>>61044903
Literally who?
>>61044943
No, right before I gave it to him I ate it in front of him, core and all.
>>61044943
What?
>It's 2012 Coachella
>front row of the outdoor stage
>tUne-yArDs is playing, really good set.
>set ends. lots of people leave so I get closer
>next up is Andrew Bird, fantastic set with Fake Palindromes joined by Annie Clark
>set ends, more people start crowding, it's getting really tight. not much breathing room for anyone not at the rail at this point.
>the stage cameras are cut for the overhead displays. Basically the only set not displayed on screen that I can remember.
>some music equipment is laid out on stage including a row of vintage acoustic guitars from silvertones to Martins
>Jeff comes out with a hat on and everyone goes insane
>He sits down, greets the crowd, everyone is fucking moving around like crazy, I'm holding on just to stay still
>first song is "Two-Headed Boy pt. 2" everyone is singing, having a blast!
>more people start pushing
>more of ITAOTS is being played and people are still freaking
>Jeff is playing "Ghost", more crowd singing
>the music suddenly stops
"Hey is that girl ok?"
>Jeff points into the crowd
>I look a few people behind me
>there is a girl that has the biggest bugged-eyed expression stuck in the middle of this massive crowd
>everyone was shouting to get her to the front.
>eventually the crowd opened up and she got to the other side of the barrier
>Jeff told a story about a show he went to and that happened to a patron and the band didn't do shit. Said how it wasn't very nice of them.
>Crowd cheers, plays ghost again. finishes set, it's amazing.
Part 2 coming up...
>>61045105
> making a fake account and typing all this out
> being this autistic
>>61045105
i don't think i've ever cringed this hard
>>61045105
a u t i s m
I met Jeff in Athens. I drove up from Tampa to see him when he was playing solo. It was like 15 degrees out and I waited 2 hours after the show for him to come out. Me and my ex were the only ones around. He was with his wife and had a little puppy. He was real nice, signed my ticket and chatted for a couple mins.
>>61045457
part 2
>now its 2013
>Jeff is Orlando
>drive an hour to see him
>get to the venue
>So much /mu/core non-normies there
>costanza.jpg t-shirt kid even spotted
>buy a NMH poster, Tons of people already there
>get no where near as close to the front as I did at before but it's alright
>First band plays, it's alright but lots of talk from the crowd
>Jeff gets out and everyone goes insane again
>Few pictures are snapped, but quickly he exchanges
"Hey I'm sorry I can't have any pictures it distracts me, but I'll be glad to draw you something after the show"
>pretty respectable trade if you ask me
>it takes a few songs but eventually everyone starts singing.
>Jeff says how humbled he was to sell out a place like that by himself.
>show ends
>We get out and head around the back of the venue
>people are lining up to meet him, mostly the picture people
>Jeff comes out, everyone is kind of clamoring to greet him. saying that
" it's him."
> he's signing stuff and talking to a few people, mostly about how they never thought they would get to meet him or see his live performance.
>I get a sense he get a lot of the same responses, mostly things like that which isn't a bad thing.
>Just notice he's kind of tired of the whole interaction with so many people saying who want to say the same things to him
>fortunately no real life meme spewers or people asking for photos with him
>he gets to me
>He kind of flatly says
"he how's it going"
>I respond with what comes to my head
"Hey i was at Coachella when you performed the second weekend.."
>he "hmmms" in acknowledgment while signing my poster
"And I saw you save that girl! She could of died if you didn't stop the set and get her to have some breathing room and water! I just want you to know you're my hero for that"
>Jeff stops signing my poster
>looks at me, his eyes were fucking blue as a god damn nazi
>In the most sincere voce i've heard to this day he said
"Thank you saying that"
>>61045878
did you "fuck" him?
>>61045105
fucking hell man
>>61045878
Hey I was at that show and met him out back too
>I’m at the merch table, buying some cool NMH merch, and singing some of holland 1945 to myself as I roll up a poster and shove it into a tube.
>“What are we gonna do Jeff?!?”
I overhear in the hall next to me.
“It’s no good Steve, I wrote those songs 16 years ago, there’s no way I can remember the lyrics!”
>“But Jeff, the concert starts in 5 minutes!!!!”
“I know, I know!,” Jeff says with an exasperated sigh. I can’t disappoint all of these fans! They came here to support me and I can’t let them down…“
>All the while I’ve been continuing the song, getting more into it as it proceeds.
>"Wait, what’s that sound??!?” Jeff asks to Steve. They round the corner and see me with my poster and all.
>“Was that… You?!?” They both ask in unison.
>“Ummm, yeah I guess so… It sucked though… I’m sorry you had to hear that…”
>“Charles, (my name was on my t-shirt, that’s how he knew) you are the only one who can save the concert.”
>“But they will tell the difference, they will know it is not you!!!”
>“Take my mustard pants and this beanie, they won’t spot you from this distance…” Jeff shook my shoulders.
>“Charles, one last thing… You’re gonna need this…”
>He hands me a custom signed cherry red 1959 Gibson les Paul.
>“Jeff… I won’t let you down, Jeff”
>I knew what I had to do.
And that’s how I saved the day and did NMH a major solid, so yeah. (>_
>>61045105
timestamp motherfucker
>>61046130
That's pretty cool anon.
>>61046130
>>61044417
what really happened to bill doss?
